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are you going to church tonite 👀
Legally, my answer is yes.
#illegally my answer is no#i'm doing coke with helios#right off the stomachs of half a dozen beynish strippers#while praising atheism and communism#<- church i'm joking#we do a bit of humor on this blog#the poet answers#the poet is a good little church they#ugh.
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see you around, rvb
#'you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you' or whatever#but not just church's love for tex#the love the reds and blues have for each other#that the freelancers had for each other#etc etc etc#do you ever think about how caboose spent months all by himself trying to build epsilon a body#and telling him stories about their adventures#rvb is a ghost story AND a love story (what's the difference) disguised by a thin veneer of halo armor and stupid jokes#red vs blue#rvb#rvb19#rvb restoration#why is this always has been image I found online so crystal clear#rooster teeth#in the middle of making this I saw a restoration spoiler so i'm going to go lay facedown on the floor now
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Things that did NOT make me consider leaving the church:
coming out as queer
every time I find out another cool thing about Quakerism
Things that did make me consider leaving the church:
seeing 2 (TWO!) cybertrucks in the temple parking lot
#i just don't think ugly displays of wealth belong at the lord's house#if you're not making it through the eye of the needle at least do it with taste#ofc I'm only mostly joking#I have much better reasons to consider leaving the church#tumblrstake#queerstake#the church of jesus christ of latter day saints
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Fit: You know... There's a reason I'm a loner, that I'm a nomad, that I go from place to place. 'Cuz everywhere I go, people die. Fit: I'm just- I'm a walking bad omen.
I know Fit probably said this as a joke and it wasn't meant to be that deep, but I've got a shovel and I'm ready to dig, because this comment fits his QSMP cubito way too well.
[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]
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Fit: I had nothing to do with any of this! I had nothing to do with any of this! [He notices the Allays trapped in a room and gasps] Ohhh– C'mon, get out of here– You're gonna burn to death! Get out of here.
Fit: This is why I don't walk into churches. This is why I don't walk into churches, for this reason. You know– 'cuz it- it would just burn down. It would just burn down if I walked right in. This is what happens. I'm an unholy man.
[The sound of villagers dying]
Fit: Oh yeah, they're all dead. They're f- they're doomed. They are DOOMED.
Dono: You showed up and the mansion burned itself down, made a crack about never walking into churches, then thunder happened? Your manifestation skills are too damn high dude.
Fit: You know– ok, I'm a little cursed. I'm a little cursed, as you can clearly see. You know... There's a reason I'm a loner, in Minecraft, that I'm a nomad, that I go from place to place. 'Cuz everywhere I go, people die. Ehh... you know? I'm just- I'm a walking bad omen. I'm a walking bad omen. Look at this sht. It's- it- ugh...
Fit: These things happen.
#FitMC#Fit#March 6 2024#QSMP#He was actually playing on his personal MC server at the time#but he's made the church burning down joke before while on QSMP#so I'm like ''🤔 How can I turn this into lore? 🤔''#Spitballing here but I think it would be very interesting if q!Fit felt like he was cursed because all this bad luck kept happening to him#and the people around him#and people kept dying#So maybe that's one of the reasons he wound up in 2b2t#Either by choice or by force#edited#sorry for the back to back Fit clips#I have others I want to post but these were shorter and relevant to current events#not this one though this one I'm just posting for my own sake if I'm being honest#banger lines#subtitles
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I do think that Brits who are really enthusiastic about wanting King Arthur to return really just want Jesus to return and are using myth to cope.
#cough*jack*#though i see this sentiment more and more as a joke#as *gestures to the world*#we really just want a Good King to come and make things Right huh#pontifications and creations#not really a novel though but since I'm post-church Narnia posting
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I recently got a comment about the use of the term Bird Pope within my charity one-shot Worth far more than your weight in gold, specifically about the world building implied there considering [Kristin] and [Philza] are notably very inhuman bird monsters (Ravengences). Specifically, the question was if there was Bird Catholicism and Bird Jesus died on the Bird Cross of Lorraine. (I think it would have to be a more complex shape given the extra wing limbs! Or perhaps an Orthodox Cross to pin the tail too?)
Anyway, let's examine the text between [Kristin] and [Philza] and the translator's note:
[Kristin's] expression changed utterly to one of delight, kneeling to affectionately bump her forehead against [Philza's]. “Praise be to the gods, I thought I was going to have to [bird divorce] you,” [Kristin] said with a relieved sigh, nuzzling into the crook of his neck. (*While Bird Divorce is not forbidden, it is strongly discouraged by the Bird Pope.)
To explore Weight in Gold's species’ religious stance, I examined what terms they use:
Techno uses Gods (capital, plural). Ravengences refer to the seven winds (non capital, plural), gods (non capital, plural), and the Bird Pope (Capital, singular (*according to the translator)). Given Catholicism really emphasizes the singular God bit, I deduce Catholicism did not come from Piglins and Ravengences. Thus I am sadly assuming Worth in gold!Jesus was neither bird nor pig (which is good since pork is not kosher!).
As for humans, they are not worshiping Prime (as in, a god named Prime). Church Prime is the first church in the area. Akin to the format of First [Denomination] Church of [Town]. They worship the Catholic God, and centuries ago were very heavy into evangelizing. Has to be a very long time ago since Ravengences are mostly considered legends in the current time period, and aren’t particularly assumed to be sapient beings. So for the Ravengences it’s more of a legacy of cultural exchange than anything that’s happened of late.
Techno makes a lot of snide comments about the human church, and mentions not doing his sacrifices. But he does bite his tongue because the Church holds a LOT of power in human settlements. From this I gather Piglins on the whole are not Catholic, though as minorities have to navigate the sociopolitical power of the religion they don’t practice. Specifically, I note the way Techno uses the term Gods (capital, plural) which feels to me like a linguistic quirk picked up after the emphasis Catholics put on a capital G God, but in strict defiance of Catholicism by making it plural to reflect Piglins’ own pantheon before the humans started evangelizing. Along the line of 'Nyeh! Our Gods are just as important as yours!' Since we don’t see anyone trying to convert Techno, I reckon it’s something lots of wars were fought about way back when, humans eventually giving up (and probably writing Piglins off as demons in the process). Piglins rejected churches, partially rooted in the fact a central part is in money and donating it, and 1. Piglins do NOT give their gold away except in very intricate and personal situations and 2. Piglins think money is stupid. Using gold for fancy banners and clothing and murals (which Catholicism is very fond of) also didn’t fly with the Piglins. So a major part of human worship involves the (perceived!) frivolous use of gold, which is a big rift between human and Piglin culture.
Ravengences however do have a culture around donating gold, so it wasn’t as much as a massive conflict with human doctrine. In fact it helped facilitate the transfers in a way they liked. I imagine early evangelism with them was a desperate attempt to stop temple raids and was shockingly successful all things considered. To Ravengences, Catholic God is yet another god, added into the pantheon for flavor. I imagine they refer to God as god, since as tricky as crossing that language barrier is that particulars of capitalizing god names probably didn’t make it across. (Ravengences are seen only capitalizing names and the term Ravengence). Ravengences didn’t really agree with the whole abandoning their original gods things (what? You want me to STOP worshiping the seven winds? AND NEVER BE ABLE TO SAFELY FLY AGAIN? Are you MAD?!) and tended to eat conversionists who insisted on that point a little too firmly. The humans likely decided to shrug and declare that the Ravengence gods were really just saints if you think about it, so it’s probably okay please stop eating us now. And as the cultures lost contact, likely a lot of changes piled up in the centuries to follow. Ravengences probably lost the Catholic God (because of said lack of capital differentiation, and the lack of a name is tricky to keep track of when you have a lot of gods). But, positions like Bird Pope, which have lots of practical use regarding the distribution of donation gold so that families can have children, are likely vital to Ravengence society, and so remained, albeit looking very different to human popes. And the Bird Pope hates divorces, because Ravengences tend to want to take all of the gold for their new family, and the ex spouses probably tend to kill each other over it. Since, again, Ravengences are fond of the death penalty.
Alternatively: notably [bird divorce] [bird husband/wife] are within the translator's personal choices to explain concepts to a human audience, the mention of Bird Pope being within a translator's addendum. Even to the extent that within [Kristin’s] dialogue [bird divorce] is lower case, but the translator uses uppercase, further cementing the linguistic differences between Humans and Ravengences. So Bird Pope (capitalized) is how a human explains Ravengence culture to other humans, and may not reflect the capitalization Ravengences use (as they tend towards none) or even really the actual Ravengence cultural role being described. So all of what I just world builded could also be scratched out and explained with 'human translator trying to simplify for a human audience'. but one of those answers is a lot more fun!
#also something werid going on with human vs Piglin vs Ravengence#would be humans not capitalizing their species as like. saying they aren't on the same level as God#idk this is lore derived from the inconsistant grammar of a fic I wrote in less than a month#we stay silly#world building#mcyt#dsmp#technoblade#philza#kristin#mumza#piglin#worldbuilding#writblr#fanfic writing#this feels a LOT like my 'did Jesus die on the dsmp bc they have Christmas' post#I think this is all very in line with the fact the first thing I ever did once I got minecraft as a kid#was build an altar and burn cows alive to worship God#in minecraft#so uh I think I've always been like this why do you ask#sbi#sleepy bois inc#sbi au#voices for the blade#dream smp#tw christianity#y'all y'all I can make these jokes I'm literally a national advisory delegate for my Church shhhhhhh#something to nom on
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Got back from my trip back down to my old area and it went... really well actually. For all that I hated, hated, HATED living there, during the last 7 years or so I found a community the next town over that was lovely and supportive and wonderfully kind. Some of them have moved away in the time I've been gone, but I had SO much gd fun visiting with everyone still there, watching the renewal of vows, dancing at the reception, getting tons of massive bear hugs and lots of cheek kisses, and I even popped into their church service this morning to visit a bit longer with everyone (hilariously i did not burst into flames or get thrown out). I missed them so much. It's not my faith anymore, and church is no longer my 'place', but my friends there... I'm glad I didn't have to leave them behind, that we all still love each other, that they're all so happy about me being happy and I'm just as happy that they're happy. And some of them said they'd come up to my city to visit! YES. COME TO ME IN THE LAND OF SNOW AND ICE, VISIT ME, LIVE HERE, MOVE HERE, I PROMISE IT'S NOT AS COLD AS YOU THINK.
Also I stopped at my family's favorite hole-in-the-wall bakery before starting home because I'd called ahead for 2 dozen of their speciality chocolate frosted, glazed cinnamon buns, they are as big as your hand, they're the most delicious things I've ever had, the bakery owner lady literally helped me carry all the boxes out to my car, I am going to freeze them and see if me and the fam can't drag out the supply for 6-8 months, I regret nothing.
#pasta life update#i had so much fun and i love them#how do i move them all up here#also i say 'bear hug' in at least one case as a pun#because one of my friends there is huge and fuzzy and flamingly gay and he loves to make bear hug jokes#right before he grabs you and hugs you and lifts you right up off your gd feet#so it was like#an entire two days of just being loved on and hugged and laughing and dancing and i am very happy#AND THEY GAVE ME A RAINBOW UNICORN DUCKIE??? 😭#They apparently gave them out at Pride this year and I always used to help out at their booth#by dressing in my inflatable t rex suit and decking him out in rainbow gear so he was a Pride-a-saurus Rex#(it's an LGBT majority church so they're always at pride)#and they wanted me to know I'm still a part of that family even if I'm not there#and so they gave me a duckie!#i am going to treasure my lil LGBT rainbow unicorn duckie#also they asked about my tattoo! and I got to show it off! THEY WERE SO HAPPY FOR ME CAUSE THEY KNEW HOW LONG I'VE WANTED THIS#anyway sorry for rambling i need to sleep cause i am exhausted LOL
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In light of recent events (everyone collectively losing all hope of dapg is coming back in 2024) I went back and checked when the first videos of each year were posted in the past and I'm glad to inform you all that every single time a video was uploaded no sooner than the 17th and no later than the 20th. Please chill.
#dan and phil#i feel like this sounds harsher than I meant it to#rest assured it's meant to be lighthearted#I've seen a lot of people thinking they're not coming back or at least getting antsy#and I'm sure most of it is a joke. I think. idk I'm not good at telling these sorts of things#but I also feel like some of you are a bit serious#guys i don't think they're going to make phil curse 27 times in a church and start s2 of the sims just to#not come back after christmas#but they did just drop ~40 videos in 3 months right before and during the holiday season#let them hibernate for 3 weeks I think we'll survive#rambles
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POLYTHEISM WINS
#quoth silver#dimension 20#fhjy#fantasy high#d20 spoilers#fhjy spoilers#i'm allowed to make that joke i'm a hindu#seriously though i'd been considering the way that clerics work in spyre and how it's a bit strange to me#to only worship the one god when you have a whole pantheon to believe in#and like i get that the church of sol/helio is an allegory for fundamentalist? christianity so that's what kristen's arc looks like#but this was a very fun end to the season and a lot of thoughts i'd had!#brb i might write some fic about it 👀👀
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Got to stolen century in my relisten and started tearing up at work because of magnus carving the duck. Just me in the back room, crying over the dish sink for normal reasons.
#the adventure zone#taz balance#taz#it gets me every time#I was anticipating that scene all shift#and wanted to leave before I got to it bc I knew I would start crying and didn't want to cry at work ahfkahfkka#unfortunately I had to stay an hour and a half late bc yayyy labor day#I also started tearing up at merle with the church of fungston. for some reason.#merle has never really made me that emotional before but I guess now in my old age I'm more struck by his love of life#i understand you better now merle. as a twenty-something I really see the appeal in being able to love life despite the hardships#(this is a joke. I am almost 24 and do not think I'm old)#(I do find merles brand of optimism very good nowadays though. I also have a zest for life and a need to complain about things)#I managed to not cry at the lup and Barry duet though which I am quite proud of#probably bc I spent like half an hour watching lup animatics last night and got my tears out then#I'm having a normal time#normal as hell#most people probably cry over podcasts at their grocery store job#I think that's a standard experience#especially when those podcasts are from 7 years ago and you're still not over them#standard#fluffle talks
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re last post next clown OC is an incredibly aggressive missionary but also the vibe is less Mormon Door To Door and more Aggressive Fetish Clownification. Send tweet
#I'm joking I'm joking lol#........................OR AM I#TBH the concept of this character is extra funny because as I've written them in PoF the church is NOT interested in recruiting#at least not to other blood colors. so both the lowbloods AND the other clowns are like ''what the fuck are you doing''
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Reasons the weather is antisemitic:
I was snowed in for hebrew and judaism class
I WAS SNOWED IN FOR SHABBOS SERVICE 😭😭😭
But, B"H, the weather will be in the 50°F range for this entire week 😐
#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#i was devastated about this btw#insert that saying about how you'll make plans and then g-d will just laugh at you#good thing for church-goers though because the forecast says it'll be 50° or so#(i'm being genuine because i would have like to be at this morning's service and i know plenty of church-goers feel the same about church)#this is a joke post but i am serious about my disappointment and awe that the weather went from snowing more than ever this year#to being SPRING WEATHER WITH WARM SUN AND WHITE CLOUDS#unfortunately i also have work (chores) to do. i miss my shul. i feel like i am dying bruh
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After careful thought...
I am now convinced RVB is, in a nutshell at its core, two twenty year long dimetric slowburn romance tropes comprised of viewing each from the lens of 'I'd die for you/I'd live for you' while accounting for the repercussions of those choices on the lives of those around them while also examining at the same time the 'Inability to let go/ever start' and how it ultimately locks your mind in a perpetual state of 'What if?' without taking the risk of DOING all by asking the simple fucking question
Ever wonder why we're here?
#But with Space Marines and War and PTSD#RvB#Chex#Grimmons#I'm mostly being silly about this#but i mean.... I don't think I'm technically wrong#Obvi there's a whole hell of a lot more#but eh just trying to joke a little here#But HOLY HELL Binging this show in three days was insane#I'd watched it ages ago up to like S10 but this time I went through ever season and damn it's just... become something so much MORE#Church#Tex#Griff#Simmons#I have a lot of feels for these dumb fucks#I hate 19 is the end... feels so off... wish they could have done an even 20.#I also don't buy this whole retcon thing... like... it makes no sense#but that's another post entirely#Red vs Blue#ps Church and Griff are pretty much the same brand of asshole and I think that's why they are my favs... Ngl
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@/ homophobic rayman fanboys who insist that he's straight explain this then
#in fairness this was made as a joke. albeit a very funny one#but its one of my favorite rayman related images ever made#if yr wondering where this is from it's from the rayman 3 postmortem presentation.#it's not too hard do find. you can do a quick Google search and its on either archive.org or slideserve.com#please don't nuke my blog 4 this post tumblr st/aff I swear I'm a God honoring man who goes to church every Sunday please#*ramble txt#rayman#suggestive#< I mean it's not very detailed and there aren't any genitals showing but. just to be safe
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the original blues ig (if church + tex were human)??
#rvb#red vs blue#blue team#blood gulch crew#agent texas#leonard church#alpha church#alpha ai#michael j caboose#caboose#lavernius tucker#tucker#tex#church#art#mine#*23#church would 100% look like a 2000s emo guy i'm not even joking. you know he listens to linkin park#tex breaks up with him for the 100th time and church is blasting in the end in his room#and this is no shade on linkin park i love them. you think i dont start bellowing lyrics the MOMENT numb starts playing?
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About the Take Me to Church soundcheck; I had a couple of lovely people tell me where it was filmed. It was not, in fact, from this most recent tour in North America. It actually wasn't filmed in North America at all, lol.
Since I also had a friend of the owner of the video/audio reach out to me, I won't state exactly when or where it was filmed, but I will tell you all it's about two years old and Vessel most definitely was wearing black nail polish when he was playing that piano.
Also! I found the doors that I was originally looking for. Like, there was absolutely no reason for the Google Maps car to drive 10 meters down a tiny dead-end alleyway but they did and I am eternally grateful to that driver.
#anon asks#sleepanon answers#sleepanon rant#sleep token#vessel sleep token#vessel#take me to church cover#take me to church soundcheck#both asks were anon so i can't @ you#but i hope you both see this#and tysm for letting me know🖤🖤#i feel like i've come full circle btw#with the nail polish thing lol#i'm never getting over vessel with black nails#it's my new sexuality#i am no longer bisexual i am vessel with black nails-sexual#(that's a horrible joke i am so sorry)
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