#<- ask tag bc why tf not

[sipnoot]

are u gay

no i hate queer people

[mcytegg]

Roshambogames Teammate tierlist 👍

its basically just my incredibly biased personal opinion on who i think ro would work well w in a team. (mapicc gets his own tier bc he is mapicc.)

[buntress]

Freak is not a slur, grow the fuck up

sir, ma'am, or whatever the hell you might be. I am a self described freak, I have done freak shit your brain could not fathom, all my friends are weird fucking freaks, at my old age of 25 going on 26 I have been to more freak ass queer pride shit than you have for fucking sure. I have seen butch lesbians so fuckin weird you'd puke and I have kissed them.

If I wanna tag that word bc it makes some people fuckin uncomfy, I will. I'm sorry you lack the empathy to understand "hey yo some people in the queer community aint super about that word, makes em feel bad to be described that way" but like, idk, make some friends? Go to a gay bar? Maybe you're too young for that idk, you're hiding behind anonymity bc you're too ashamed to show your ass and show everyone around you who ya rly are. I highly recommend a course of therapy followed by entering irl queer spaces whenever you're free from what makes ya think being a dick in some other freaks inbox is like, a cool and fun move for you.

Namaste or whatever the fuck, find your peace buddy.

[lesbianwyllravengard]

I think the fact that 100% of the "toxicity" from gale and mystra's relationship prior to what we see in the game is completely fabricated by fanon should say a lot about the misogyny gale stans so easily fall into. But y'all aren't ready for that convo obviously

[spiderscribe]

things i should be doing:

-editing my bang fic

-thinking of a title for my bang fic

things i'm doing instead:

-plotting and writing epilogue fic #1 for my bang fic

-plotting and writing epilogue fic #2 for my bang fic

[mblue-art]

It's me again, anon, who adores your love-hate towards Cross. Friend recently showed me a video in tiktok where there was a sound of 'oh I hate that man...but oh, cara mia...how i love him'. It immediately reminded me of you. Tsunderes keep winning. Let's go tsunderes ✊️

hhhh h hhhi anon i do, i do ha-

[dandyshucks]

even online i cannot escape middle-aged adults trying to tell me their life story and hit on me,,,,,,,,, help,,,,,

[grandprix-ao3]

lol!! lol!! I have to know!!

OHHH YEAH lol is liam/oscar/logan <3 that tag hasn't been updated since like december and i am taking matters into my own hands. aka my brain conjured this horrible threesome fic idea thing and i just Had to write it as them hopefully i can finish that soon also bc it's pwp this shit should be easy money. i would say it came to me in a dream but it came to me in math class. snippet under the break!

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He looks back up at Logan with a predictably unreadable expression. The most Oscar gives is his willingness, the pink scattered across his cheeks, gaze focused. “You should close your eyes,” he tells Logan, fingers circling his wrist. “Then it’ll be fair.”

“Fair,” Logan mimics, and he huffs out a laugh, though distilled. He tugs his hand out of his pants and lets it rest on his stomach, tapping absently with his middle finger. “What’s fair, baby?” He looks between their faces, both flushed and eager and between his thighs, and raises an eyebrow. “Are you two competing with each other?”

It’s not that he’d be surprised by that development, but he’s— that wasn’t what they said they were doing before they got in this position. It was all Liam insisting “it’ll be fun” while Oscar stripped him of his shirt, coaxing him back into the chair without really explaining anything, then they both got on their knees and Logan forgot he was supposed to be thinking. He’s still a bit gone on it now, not really processing the hardened expression Oscar is hiding in his eyes, hard-wired to win. Liam looks similarly confident, though his expression is bigger, pinker, giving more away.

Below him, Liam and Oscar answer in sync: “Yes.”

Logan can’t keep down his grin. “You two are impossible,” he says, but it’s not an insult. Tipping his head back, he lets his eyes slip shut, the dull amber light from the hotel room seeping in through the skin of his eyelids. “I’m gonna know, but alright. Whatever you want.”

“You’re not gonna know,” he hears Oscar mumble, and he would protest, but there’s one-too-many hands fumbling to get his cock out of his shorts, and Logan figures he’s better off in silence.

Then there’s only one hand on him, jerking him a bit harder, then it’s a mouth on his cock sucking him down, tonguing at the head, and Logan feels himself rapidly filling to full hardness, coaxed on by the whine he feels around him. And Logan doesn’t touch, because he thinks it might be in the not-rules Liam and Oscar have invented and not bothered to share with him, but he hitches his hips up off the chair and digs his fingers into the flat plane of his own stomach, pushing a groan into the space between his teeth to muffle it.

It’s— he can tell. He knew he would be able to, eyes closed or not, and he knows immediately that it’s Liam. Logan makes a pleased noise, more of a hum than a groan, eyes still closed as he murmurs, “So good, princess.”

Liam whimpers around his cock, pulls off with a slick pop. “How’d you know it was me?”

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

thinking about how someone tried to insist to me that hellcheer was 'gross and pedophilic' because they had 'a huge age gap' and i thought it was the stupidest shit i'd ever heard so-

in true Extra Ass Bitch fashion i calculated roughly what the oldest/ youngest possible ages chrissy could be and the oldest/youngest possible ages eddie could be based on canon evidence (eddie's 2 failed years, chrissy's '86 necklace, etc.) and approximate school cut off dates

anyway, this is a rough approximation (not that it particularly matters because they're both still in the same age range/stage of life so a few years isn't rly much of an issue given their canon interactions) but if anyone was curious:

eddie should have been born in '65 or '66. backwards calculation places chrissy either late '67 or early '68. eddie failed his senior year twice and was supposed to have graduated in '84, he's on his third try. chrissy is head cheerleader and wears an '86 necklace, she's a senior in '86.

the youngest Chrissy could be is about [17yrs + 7 months] assuming a birthday around August of '68

the oldest Chrissy could be is about [18yrs + 6 months] assuming a birthday of around September of '67

the youngest Eddie could be is about [19yrs + 7 months] assuming a birthday around August of '66

the oldest Eddie could be is about [20yrs + 6 months] assuming a birthday in September of '65

even in the 'worst case scenario' where eddie is the oldest he could be and chrissy is the youngest she could be, eddie is 20 and chrissy almost 18

if you go with the opposite, with chrissy being as old as possible and eddie as young as possible, then eddie is almost 20 and chrissy is over 18

the other combinations average out to a 2 year age gap, which for the record, for high schoolers is still incredibly common. again, this is a stupid argument, but i can be spitefully pedantic sometimes and i enjoy having all the possible information i can before i talk shit

and i love to talk shit. so i went to go get the data myself

anyway grace van dien once said that she thinks chrissy is a pisces and i trust her so assuming that's true then chrissy was born sometime between mid february to mid march of '66, meaning chrissy would haven just turned 18 as s4 began, while eddie is still in the 19 to 20 range depending on when you place his birthday

but all of this seems ridiculous when you realize that based on what school year they're in during s4, chrissy was a sophomore the first time eddie was a senior. so like. everything else is just being pedantic for the sake of finding smth to be mad about

either way i rest my case this is a dumb argument to use against the ship, hellcheer haters get bent just say you don't ship it and go

[thelordofgifs]

Hello! I hope you are doing well! I think remember that I saw a WIP that focused on Regent Maglor in your blog. May I ask about its progress? Or eoughky when can we expect to read it? Or if you have published it already, could you give me a link? I would be very greatful.

Hi, anon! Thanks for the ask, I’m very flattered ❤️ unfortunately I think the WIP you are talking about is The Unburied, a longfic that I have not done much work on for a while; I can’t really handle working on multiple longfics at once, so it’s on the backburner probably until tfs is finished. As for when you can expect to read it… who knows! That depends entirely on my progress with tfs, and to be perfectly honest I have no idea how long that one is going to be or when I am going to finish it. (We might be halfway through? Possibly? Idk.) I am very excited about The Unburied, though, and will definitely come back to working on it when I can! You can check out its tag on my blog for snippets and updates too :)

[henriiiii-1001old]

time to do a silly over here hey is it okay to ask u to pick one au u have, how would the aus cast do in among us. like who the fuck rages. i shit you not someone ran to the emergency button in a game i was in instead of reporting a body, i was very mad. werent even the imposter either. also hi other person who knows who i am. -silly

anyways i have the PERFECT THING to explain how theyd play among us :33333

introducing: tmc as the morning lobby/hafu lobby!!!!!

you dont need to know who they are to understand, just know that i am insane over them and i love among us videos sm still <333333

SO FIRST!!!! we have mark and sarah as 5up and hafu. 5up and hafu are noted as an iconic sibling duo, very much like the heathcliff siblings. they are also MASTER among us players, most notable for their incredible impostor plays (esp when together as an impostor duo). but besides that, mark and sarah play EXTREMELY well and like order to balance out the chaps of the lobbies.

next up we have jonah and adam the iconic dumb and dumber duo, dk and steve, respectively. they mostly do a lot of trolling. dk is mostly known in his older days for “throwing” a lot of the games, which i just have a feeling jonah would do a LOT. he does get a lot better overtime though!!! as for adam, he gets steve bc steve’s demeanor just 100% matches w adam man. and the lobby has claimed that steve can “roleplay as himself”, which is kind of what adam has been doing his entire life. dumb and dumber can be a powerful duo if they dont throw each other under the bus in the first round and have had some killer games!!!

next up i have thatcher as dumbdog. dumbdog is usually seen in a dark green color, which my brain just went “oh yeah thatcher lol.” however, dumbdog is a mix of a serious and silly player, going along with bits that he thinks are funny but also still being serious when he needs to be. i just think that captures thatcher SO WELL. also dumbdog’s laugh is just so good i might just make it thatcher’s laugh i love it sm.

next we have dave as junkyard. the entire thing with junk is that he’s the oldest in the group, and i think dave would play that role very well even if he’s not necessarily the oldest.

and this is where things get blurry. im not sure who would be who at this point, so i’ll just give a lil rundown of everyone else’s playstyles.

ruth is also a serious and silly player but leans more towards silly. maybe she’d be a good kara? idk

WAIT EVELIN IS MAYBE JANET. i mostly know janet for being so focused on being her role, especially snitch, and its just really entertaining imo. i just feel like evelin would be the same way, hyperfocusing on playing her role and such.

the alts are. okay at the game ig. gabe’s mostly alright but when he’s crew he’ll just get sussed for no reason and it pisses him off to hell and back. six is a VERY silly player. he’s probably a really good jester ngl. stanley i’d say is the best one! very tactical and plans out a lot of their actions. plays really good as both crew and impostor. puppet can be a REALLY good impostor if he knows how the specific role works. he does like to do a bit of fuckery here and there though bc he just likes being so silly goofy.

i didnt almost forget eden (lying) and soeaking of i feel like he’s still getting hsed to the game, likes to call too many buttons, gets caught too often, and misreads a lot of situations. but hymn’s still learning!!! he’s got a long way to go!!!!

uuhhh thats kinda all i have for now ig! also i probably should have clarified this is mostly for unholy gift.

[gayautobotwolves]

Doodles of a new babychild I came up with, I loveb them.

[saph-yells-into-the-void]

i know n*gisagi has its fans and while for the longest time I've considered myself neutral towards it, I think I'm realizing that this is the only ship in bllk that truly gives me the ick

which is weird bc platonically, I actually fw it pretty hard. romantically though....

[cryptidapprentice]

[coolcoelacanth]

day 3 of my indentured servitude: already getting annoyed at my temporary coworkers and having to stand next to them for 8 hrs a day. theyre both middle aged women, one of which has more attitude than the other. like godddddddd idk why its so normalized for people to be rude for no reason why does nobody have manners. they're not horrible, but its just like little passive aggressive comments all day and im like 😑 girl im not even getting paid and i don't want to be here. im literally so overly polite to them all the time too bc thats just who i am as a person like idk how people can be sassy to people who literally have not wronged them.

[masschase]

Rowvember Day 18: Opera

So idk whether this is silly posting hcs, but the truth is, Rowvember has genuinely helped me get back into regular posting and I want to keep that momentum. Bc I don't want to stray too far from the fandom on here. I love you guys 😊

I'm of the opinion that Pierce would occasionally bug the other Saints to come with him to an opera, and Casey would acquiesce bc their friendship means a lot to her. It's not her thing at all but she would at least pay attention to it and try to seem interested.

She would inevitably fall asleep on his shoulder though, because she's a morning lark and also sleeps badly in general. He would let her, because he knows all that, and because her friendship means a lot to him too.