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i experienced both this morning so I think everyone should be really nice to me
#polls#shitpost#sensory issues#i. am SO particular about my socks#I have. a system for them#<- a normal statement#listen i just wanna know what you think is worse#so. I'm asking#because idk how to compare them#feet are such a thing#but bunched sleeves are too#tell me about yourselves hows it going what makes your skin boil alive and scream out of the options presented#also hi from class everyone#i'm. not doing the work#it's beneath me /hj
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Y'all realize that you can (and probably should) treat trans women and transfems as people right. Like you can acknowledge that they face a lot of awful shit and are targeted with layers and layers of bigotry without like. Putting every trans woman and transfem on a marble and gold gilded pedestal.
Trans women and transfems shouldn't be respected because they're goddesses with girlbulge or hot dommy mommies or divine feminine. You should respect them because they're people, which means they aren't perfect and will do things you won't like or think is weird/gross, but you should still respect them. You should always treat them as people first and foremost, rather than a mythical figure in your political fantasies.
#Jean mumbles#I'm going. To hope. That people are normal with this post#The statement is right there and clear#If you take it in a negative fashion then I'm sorry but this post is about you
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jon i love you you are so stupid sometimes god bless. thats my man fr <33
#the supplementals are so fun cause its always like#heres a very normal professional response to a statement i am a reasonable man at my job#CUT! *cue some unhinged bullshit immediately*#tma#jonblogging#every time hes like this picture me clapping cheering screaming thats my fucking man. i think i huave covid.
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I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib
#i mean have you seen how he looks at David Tennant#Have you seen how Aziraphale looks at Crowley#it's not a “I like him a normal amount” kinda look#it's more of a “I hope you've put down some solid roots cause Imma climb you like a tree” manic stare#and he has been 0% chill in all earlier statements about it#so i anticipate a feral front approaching from Wales with a hefty precipitation of Sheenussy on display#Is this post inappropriate?#i don't even know anymore#my brains are scrambled to the point of no return#what is reality#hahaha I don't care let me shitpost and die on this hill#good omens#good omens 2#michael sheen#aziraphale#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#aziracrow
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while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best
#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#riz gukgak#figueroth faeth#sklonda gukgak#dimension 20#this. mmmmhhh this is so. I did Not know how to draw this really.#I am very normal about riz (<- lying)#it's a brennan-dm d20 campaign the bad guy is always capitalism (I am saying this with clenched teeth)#riz out of all of them being aroace fucks with me SO bad. bc its also established that elmsville specifically and probably the#majority of solace is not. made for goblins. and that becomes sklonda being worked to the bone and pok dying on the job#and riz spending all his time trying to keep his friends together. maybe to the point of it being injurous#like. do u get what I mean. its an economy of time it takes your time it eats up your time#not just the gukgaks but everyone you have to spend time to get to live and you don't have a lot of time left in a day#and you have to spend it carefully. you have to prioritize#you're somewhere without an established community and companionship is bought with your time spent working#this place doesn't take care of you. at the end of the day who do you have who'd prioritize you. do you understand me#the evolved aroace loathing where if your friends and family are granted more time nobody would have to choose. we live in a society#holds ur hand we live in a society. idk if Im making any sense#anyway . uhhh riz is my favourite that's my statement thank you for listening. au revoir
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things you can tell people if they ask you about the scars on your face:
- "large scale worm attack" - "clowns tried to steal my skin but I got away" - "nearly got overtaken by the evil fog" - "cursed door incident" - "the angles cut me when I try to think" - "a cop bit me" - "gym membership went horribly wrong" - "rock concert went horribly wrong" - "got stuck underground for eight months" - "the last girl I kissed was reallyyyy hot. literally" - "stared at the void (it stared back)" - "got rid of the death vines but at what cost" - "ask me again and I'll give you fucking vertigo" - "I saw too much and now I bear the marks of my hubris" - "the spiders. they want out ::::)"
#sergey ushanka was an extinction statement I am SURE of it#extinction truthers rise up#pigeon.txt#the magnus archives#tma#inspired by: will people stop fucking ASKING about my face#the real answer is fairly severe dermatillomania#but like. why would you just ask a random person smth like that#“you could cover it with makeup” yeah but I Don't Want To#makeup is a shitty texture for me anyways#and we need to normalize skin that isn't fucking airbrushed and photoshopped#anyways!#you don't really have to know tma for this post to be funny ig??#but it makes it funnier
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apparently pjotv twt was being weird about book!Percy's eyes being green because they don't think the ocean can be green (???) so consider this a sequel to my Grace siblings eye colors post and here is some visual references of green water for all your Percy inspo needs:
And for reference, the water around New York-ish where Percy is usually is somewhere around this color:
or some alternatives:
or here is a nice hazel green if you want his eyes more on the brown side, which is very common in freshwater ponds and streams:
or if you want him to have totally brown eyes - water rich in tannins will appear brown, greenish-brown, or very dark brown - this is sometimes called "blackwater" due to often appearing very dark or having low visibility:
#pjo#percy jackson#riordanverse#i am eternally amused by old pjo fandom's tendency to interpret ''sea-green'' as ''tropical seas / neon aqua''#mostly just cause as someone who grew up around boats when i think of ''sea-green'' i have a very particular color in mind#and its that kind of murky desaturated green#like sometimes ur at the docks and are just shoving your hand into low visibility green water to catch jellyfish yknow#thats the vibe. thats what i think of whenever i hear ''sea-green''#reach into your local harbor and you may find a friend and a boy (jellyfish)#and i respect not everybody is as familiar with the ocean but ''Percy's eyes being blue is *better* because the ocean is blue not green!''#is. just a ridiculous statement to me.#like. just. first and foremost. claiming blue eyes are ''better'' and the implications in that (bleugh)#secondly - claiming that ''the ocean isnt GREEN'' is just. well you're just wrong so jot that down#it is in fact not uncommon for the ocean to be green. this is very normal actually#the ocean not always being blue does not feel like particularly groundbreaking news????#like gonna be real my guy usually the ocean is actually pretty. idk. greyish.#especially if its not actively a very sunny day in the summer#cause a lot of the time if the water is just reflecting the sky and is not being particularly affected by whatever is actually in the water#then. well. the sky is usually greyish! on your average day the sky is usually kinda grey! it usually only gets really blue when its sunny#but usually water has. yknow. stuff in it. a lot of the time algae and such. so it ends up murkier/greenish#anyways this has been: AALV's oddly specific nitpicking about Percy's eye color
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Gideon Shepherd + outfits THE DEVIL'S HOUR
#okay so I’m totally not seeing any 12th doctor energy in these outfits#no not at all#It’s just a cool casual look#the ripped sweater?#totally normal#the red shirt?#just a fashion statement no doctor connection here#I mean it’s not like the 12th doctor would ever wear something like this…#oh wait#peter capaldi#gideon shepherd#the devil’s hour#the devils hour#prime video#doctor who#12th doctor#twelfth doctor#twelve
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The first thing I thought of after reading Prometheus wasn't "For I Have No Mouth,..." but "The Jaunt" by King. I've read plenty of dissection fics, but this is the most horrifying thing I've read in a long while.
(Prometheus)
Oh I absolutely have a bedtime story to go check out 👀
Also I'm dsjkdskjsd
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You guys remember when Dan Olson's "The Line Goes Up" video dropped and was so damning and incriminating that, overnight, hundreds of the most beloved content creators and Youtubers quietly dropped any and all mention/support of crypto in their videos?
#remember when jerma was sponsored by coinbase#remember when buzzfeed unsolved ryan and shane would make to the moooooon jokes#this isn't me making broad statements about these people that i don't know and often still enjoy and respect#i'm just watching the vid essay again rn and remembered#oh yeah being into crypto was extremely cool and normal for youtubers#until this single bombshell of a vid essay dropped and utterly embarrassed all of them.#personal#delete later
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i wonder sometimes what reigen was like in college
#mp100#mp 100#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#mob psycho fanart#fan art#art tag#digital art#reigen 'i had so many friends growing up definitely was not a loser' turning into flamboyant extrovert conman of the century.#when did it happen. i have to know.#bc i think it was sometime in college.#theres so much self discovery going on.#reigen 'you dont have to be gay to know that naruto and sasuke were gay thats just facts its just having eyes'#later: 'ok i have something to say but this doesnt change my statement on naruto and sasuke'#sasunaru#narusasu#idk#naruto#i definitely didnt draw this while having a crisis 3 weeks ago. im normal.
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I think adults who “joke” about how they want to verbally abuse, beat up or kill misbehaving children for annoying them should die painfully, actually. especially the ones who grew up in abusive households and advocate for such abuse to continue because they think a child treated kindly will become “bratty”. Any time you think that children aren’t an oppressed group ask someone if they think a child will become spoiled if they aren’t beaten or if physical violence is child abuse or just “corporal punishment”
#actual sugar post#also#“that’s just Asian parents” “my Hispanic household” “that’s how Eastern European moms are” like#those kinds of statements really make me think that child abuse is normalized around the globe#children’s rights#children are people#youth liberation
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my KITTY!!!!
#oc: sketch#hes so normal i promise#i will not elaborate on that statement.#furry#furry art#furry artist#furry oc
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Huh 🧐 Interesting...
Guess what appeared on my twitter timeline today.
Drags image for drawing reference
Other images in the collab below cut
#kaishin#dcmk#detective conan#Why do they look like they're getting married#Look at the bouquet on one of the designs!!!#I'd like to think Kaito specifically picked those out#GET A ROOM!!!#So after I posted this I seen that people said it looks like they've JUST got married#I agree with this statement!!#Also I love that the merch team never changes KID's outift for merch collabs so Shinichi had to match him#ALSO IM VERY NORMAL ABOUT THIS#VERY#:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))#Kaito would defo wear his KID attire to his wedding just going by how much the merch team loves to keep him in this god damn outfit#bless the merch team#But also CURSE YOU GOSHOOOOOOO!!!!#RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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THE STATIC AND JON BREATHING AT THE END OMGGGG IM FERAL
#tma podcast#the magnus archives#Thomas liveblogs#mag 121#Jonathan sims#oliver banks#HELLO????????#THE STATIC AND THE RECORDER TURNING ITSELF OFF???????#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL IN THESE CONDITIONS OMG#AND OLIVERS STATEMENT!!!!!!!!!!
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The MHA vestiges/OFA holders make me so terribly ill.
they make me so sad. They make me so sad and I love them so much. All of them. From the first to the seventh. (I dont count All Might as a vestige since he isn't dead) . All of them died horribly (maybe not for Hikage since he just died of old age lmao loser died at 40 💀💀)
btw I made an AU with @rockin-it-rusty so read more to know (be careful, spoilers for after the finale war!)
We made an AU where after the war & the defeat of AFO & Shigaraki, the holders come back to life (since they all died because of AFO/OFA, and since both of it finally came to an end, I think it would be fair for the holders to finally get a fucking change at LIVING.) and they now have to adapt to the post-final war world & their new quirks (since they keep their evolved quirks ^^) & evolutions of society :)
I think a few points I would love to explore in this AU is the shear amount of angst you can get out of Nana coming back, ≈40 years after her death, still looking like the day she died(in her 20's) and meeting a 50+ years old Toshinori (y'know, her protégé? Her sorta adoptive son?) and her friend Sorahiko Torino who used to be her crime fighting partner and is now a senil(not really) old man. Imagine how devastated she can be. She knows that the man who put her friend in the hospital is her grandson. She knows they had to fight someone who shared her blood. Nana coming back to life has such amazing angst potential it's sickening.
Another point I wanna explore is the first user, Yoichi, Yoichi SHIGARAKI. You know.. AFO's brother? His twin? His blood? Yeahh. Yoichi coming back to a world destroyed by his brother. Not only does he grieve his brother, but he feels responsible for everything that has happened. Why does he gets to be alive again? Therapy might be needed here. Everyone HATES AFO, so why would anyone welcome him?
Then, we ofc have the fact that most(if not all) of the vestiges are WAR veterans who died HORRIBLE deaths. That means : nightmares, flashbacks, PTDS, potentially derealisation from their time as vestiges, paranoia and other mental illnesses/health issues. We also have : phantom pains!!! Phantom pain is really important since : En got sliced in two. He died losing half of his body and his right hand. He HAS to feel some kind of phantom pain even if they're back once he get resurrected; and Bruce got stabbed, having a gaping hole in his torso.. he had to be feeling some phantom pain too! Then, obviously, with Kudo & Nana getting choked, I can imagine that it would feel a certain way (choking is very easy, and the feeling of hands squeezing the life out of you is something you don't ever forget)...
we also have a few other ideas and stuff, so stay tuned ^^
#aro's statement#mha#mha spoilers#mha au#bnha#my hero academia#yoichi shigaraki#mha kudou#mha bruce#hikage shinomori#banjo daigoro#en tayutai#nana shimura#all for one#one for all#ofa users#ofa vestiges#I personally adore the vestiges and hold them very dearly#I'm a huge fan of Kudo/Kudou btw. He's my favourite character (don't tell Shinso I replaced him)#Yoichi would feel like shit knowing he never was able to save his brother and he would feel responsible for the war. He always did.#they all need therapy#they all need a hug but I dont think they would feel comfortable having one#They wished for a “normal” life? Get one idiot. Normal? What is normal? Is that not normal enough?#I feel like they would all have psychological issues#mha milk au#Its called “milk” because of the Jack Stauber's Micropop song btw#Thanks Rusty for the title/name#We're gonna write it someday#And draw it maybe???#The vestiges are so important to me
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