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[rainofthetwilight]

Ninjago, but as things my Classmates/People at my school said

(roughly translated huhuhu :"D)

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Lloyd: How much does a dog cost?

Cole: I think uhh...90 dollars.

Kai: Nah, you should get Jay instead, for free.

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Jay: Hey, what is something you're shy of, but eat?

Cole: What?

Jay: A bride. Because you get shy of her and then ea-

Cole: OKAY STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THAT'S ENOUGH.

- Zane: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PIG MEANS???

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Kai, tired as fuck: Are you a cow or are you reading?

Nya, also tired: I'm a cow- READING. I'm READING.

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Cole: You mean that girl who's face was shaped like a concave?

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Lloyd, trying to get the Starferer website to work: WHY ISN'T THIS THING WORKING. GET PIXAL.

Jay: *Runs out of the room like his life depended on it*

Pixal: What, what is it?

Lloyd: Look, so I tried getting this thing too work too many times and it just wouldn't-

Pixal: *Literally just clicks on a fucking button*

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Sora: Oh shit.

Lloyd: Oh shit for real.

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look, id have alot more with how unhinged my school is but my memory is like "NO"

soo..part 1 maybe?? if i even remember lmao (or if i get more legendary words)

[thishumanformislimiting]

straight up yoinking it, and by it I mean…hehe

Your organs.

[ghosthoodie]

The fact that Kaity was an academic really boggled Sicily's mind. The fact that she could even put up with doing assignments, and sometimes even sought them out for fun, drove her mad. She's so fucking intelligent that for her, what Sicily drudged through is like skipping through a park on a sunny day. It'd piss her off, if Kaity didn't use this magical power to her advantage, and if she didn't wear the prettiest smile while doing it.

She got lost in her brain watching Kaity wiggling around in her seat, typing something on her laptop in their kitchen. She's dressed very casually, wearing some black leggings and what she thinks is one of her T-shirts... She's wearing a focused expression on her face, proven by the little fang that pokes her lip... She's working on something. Sicily's curiosity perks just at the sight of it. She can't let her and her little fang sit alone like that.

"Hey sugarplum, what are you up to?" She says, the legs of the wooden stool squeaking on the floor as she sits down next to her. She catches a glimpse of her screen, which is full of lines of text in a Squoogle document. Her eyes practically glaze over.

Kaity giggles at the nickname, bashfully playing with the end of one her tentacles. "I'm applying to college..." She laughs. "Again. Graduate school."

Sicily's jaw drops. "Why the hell would you do that? Don't you already have a degree?"

"I'm curious about how you inklings get educated." Her tapered finger pokes Sicily's nose. "And also, don't you think it'd give me a better chance at a good job if I'm educated in the inkling world?"

"Don't you already have that good apprenticeship with Sheldon? Why in the world would you want to go back to school?"

"I already told you, sugarplum." She smirks.

Sicily scoffs, her face slightly flushed. "I dropped out of college for a reason...and it was art college. Not even any of that incomprehensible STEM stuff you're into."

"You dropped out of college because you were dedicated to being the amazing Agent 3. Now we're girlfriends. We don't have to worry about any of that war stuff. Plus, Ammo Knights has the benefits that make my tuition almost completely free." She shrugs. "Flexible hours, too."

"That's...fucking..." Sicily's hands claw her own face in stress. "What are you even applying for? Master's in Engineering?"

"Ya." She flicks one of her short tentacles. It bounces back in a way Sicily finds adorable. "What, are smart women not your type?"

"Kaity...!" Sicily whines, leaning into Kaity and grasping her T-shirt dramatically. "You are so fucking hot but I just don't understand why you would do this...! Why does your brain work the way it does?!"

She rolls her eyes, and lifts her bangs to quickly kiss her forehead. "You're a weirdo. Can you check my grammar for this excerpt really quick?"

[someonewhogotanaccount]

hey kitkat :p

BWAHAHAHAHAHA STOP STOP I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HELP!!! I NEED TO BREATHE-

Holy Killercat, that's even funnier than the last one - oh and look, smiley's laughing too XD. Nice. Damn I miss you three so much ouch ouch ouch. My master and I will take care of smiley, don't worry about that. We won't let her run away again (it was enough pain in the ass to find her the last time ;).

Also I'm proud (again) that you keep up with duolingo, as my best bad friend always complains about it. And if you ever despair of grammar that is too difficult or something like that, I can only say: "Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache." Oh, and "Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung", of course (have fun with that one ;).

Thank you thank you thank you for sending me this, Aylin, I can imagine being the... uh... "middle teenager" can't be easy :). How are you doing? NOnnonono scratch that. Better question: What are the "travelling cat chronicles"??? Maybe I'll have to correct my wish list for christmas, who knows.

[robotsafari]

WELCOME TO ROBO'S CHAO GARDEN!!

we got:

Toybox (She/It). shes a funky, fun-loving dark/fly (soon to gradually evolve into fly/run) chao who trips a lot and loves stealing chaos drives. gets pampered to and hell and back. Married to Dorcy.

Dorcy (It/Its). a very competitive, yet social neutral/swim chao who spends most of its time in the water. full embraces the sea beast it has become, would also probably bite you for fun. Married to Toybox.

Marionette (He/She). literally just born. isnt quite sure what he wants out of life yet but he feels a strong urge to make it everyones problem. daughter of Toybox & Dorcy.

Somni (He/They). a dark/power chao who wont stop sleeping. like seriously, i had to wake them up for photo. goes crazy for sugar, however. found them in hell, but temporarily staying in the mortal realm for flying juice.

Flowstate (They/Them). a hero/run chao who is always in awe of something, perhaps of the fact that they are the (self-proclaimed) smartest chao to have ever lived. they now seek to have a perfect balance of brain and brawn, by drinking a bunch of power drives. seeks to become god eventually.

Hopkins (Any Pronouns). a hero/swim chao who could probably be mistaken for a Hopkin's rose nudibranch. it always stares at you like its the end of the world but don't worry, that's just its normal expression. you will know if its stressed if it starts crying. which it does for literally no reason sometimes. it also has a desire to learn to fly one day. tails is currently on a mission to teach it how its done.

stay tuned for more developments, and more residents that might show up in the future <3

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[becuzmdsaidineededpersonality]

[sunnylolli]

Something, something, what if it all went really wrong and they were forced to speed-run the brotherly bonding

[oldtvandcomics]

HEY GUYS!!

GUYS!!!

FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN'S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!

ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!

We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.

As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:

Spain - 38.72%

Finland - 30.31%

Ireland - 24.86%

Netherlands - 24.15%

Germany - 23.54%

Belgium - 23.09%

So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don't stop now! Don't let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'We now have a second moon!' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

The asteroid 2024 PT5 will orbit earth for approximately 2 months until November 25. According to NASA this temporary capture will start right at this moment (September 29, 19:54 UTC) if tumblr queued this right. source link

[dyke-ass-fujoshi]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[ikarakie]

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Pssst... something new is coming...

...this weekend!

Free, non-AI animal art references.

[whyissupernaturaltrending]

a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[sapphia]

USA please listen to me: the price of “teaching them a lesson” is too high. take it from New Zealand, who voted our Labour government out in the last election because they weren’t doing exactly what we wanted and got facism instead.

Trans rights are being attacked, public transport has been defunded, tax cuts issued for the wealthy, they've mass-defunded public services, cut and attacked the disability funding model, cut benefits, diverted transport funding to roads, cut all recent public transport subsidies, cancelled massive important infrastructure projects like damns and ferries (we are three ISLANDS), fast tracked mining, oil, and other massive environmentally detrimental projects and gave the power the to approve these projects singularly to three ministers who have been wined and dined by lobbyists of the companies that have put the bids in to approve them while one of the main minister infers he will not prioritise the protection of endangered species like the archeys frog over mining projects that do massive environmental harm. They have attacked indigenous rights in an attempt to negate the Treaty of Waitangi by “redefining it”; as a backup, they are also trying to remove all mentions of the treaty from legislation starting with our Child Protection laws no longer requiring social workers to consider the importance of Maori children’s culture when placing those children; when the Waitangi Tribunal who oversees indigenous matters sought to enquire about this, the Minister for Children blocked their enquiry in a breach of comity that was condemned in a ruling — too late to do anything — by our Supreme Court. They have repealed labour protections around pay and 90 day trials, reversed our smoking ban, cancelled our EV subsidy, cancelled our water infrastructure scheme that would have given Maori iwi a say in water asset management, cancelled our biggest city’s fuel tax, made our treasury and inland revenue departments less accountable, dispensed of our Productivity Commission, begun work on charter schools and military boot camps in an obvious push towards privatisation, cancelled grants for first home buyers, reduced access to emergency housing, allowed no cause evictions, cancelled our Maori health system that would have given Maori control over their own public medical care and funding, cut funding of services like budgeting advice and food banks, cancelled the consumer advocacy council, cancelled our medicine regulations, repealed free prescriptions, deferred multiple hospital builds, failed to deliver on pre-election medical promises, reversed a gun ban created in response to the mosque shootings, brought back three strikes = life sentence policy, increased minimum wage by half the recommended amount, cancelled fair pay for disabled workers, reduced wheelchair services, reversed our oil and gas exploration ban, cancelled our climate emergency fund, cut science research funding including climate research, removed limits on killing sea lions, cut funding for the climate change commission, weakened our methane targets, cancelled Significant National Areas protections, have begun reversing our ban on live exports. Much of this was passed under urgency.

It’s been six months.