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[stealingpotatoes]

tatooine boy discovers not all planets are covered in sand, will need an hour or so to process this

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[l3viat8an]

(Crackposting ahead)

My thighs clap when I run upstairs. I’m not ashamed. I think any of the boys hearing that would probably have them laughing their ass off but also probably hella turn them on secretly

Ayyy my thighs do that too! I love it XD

You’ll get a rather hilarious mix of reactions too! From the boys laughing to trying to hide their boners jsjsjsj

Like Mammon and Asmo are pretty much shameless, probably standing at the bottom of the stairs watching you run up (he gets a good view of your ass this way too) and trying to hide his boner-

Although Mammon claims he’s only there to keep an eye on Asmo ‘n make sure you don’t fall down the stairs or somethin’. like anybody is going to believe that jsksj

Lucifer acts completely unaffected, but he’s going to his office to hide his little chuckle-

Satan and Belphie would be laughing so hard, but you already know how much he loves your thighs!- They make wonderful pillows! and earmuffs too!!-

Beel is drooling- although he’s almost always drooling over you.

Is it too much to say Levi’s probably running back to his room immediately to jerk off- maybe- at the very least he’s definitely running back to his room to hide his hard on.

[hunter-sylvester]

Why I identify particularly with post-side-shave Hunter.

Simply put: it's the destroyed version of him. The version that's been attacked and hurt. The version that's dealt with the consequences of his actions and still reeling from them. It's the Hunter that is actively hurting, lashing out, and bleeding. And hiding it despite it being so obvious.

I know it seems silly to hang all of that on a haircut. And it's not like he wasn't already traumatized as hell before Skip attacked him.

But we're talking about plot-points in a story. It's symbolic.

It's when the hurt is at a boiling point and bursting from the seams. Despite his best efforts, he can't keep holding it all in. He lashes out more egregiously (yelling at Emily in front of everyone), he acts more irrationally (crashing Clay's sister's wedding).

He's an ill adjusted teenage boy at the start of the film and, possibly counter-intuitively, I don't think he gets healthier by the end. To me, it all feels far too forced. He's been faced with the reality that Kevin's patience for him does have a limit. So he has to reel it all in. He stepped too far out of line and his father abandoned him just like his mother. While Kevin was still there for him, saved him, he also made it very clear that Hunter was on thin fucking ice.

The one person he has left made it clear that he went too far.

But...no-one's actually helping Hunter. Nix is useless (sorry, bro). Alan is worthless (not sorry). Nobody is really helping Hunter manage his emotions. Nobody is helping Hunter deal with himself before he makes himself more palatable to everyone else. Ok, he can't act out, but then what? He's still unstable, quietly bleeding, and traumatized.

Someone this repressed:

Does not simply "get over it"

That anger is going to start turning inward. That aggression is going to start turning inward. You're not allowed to take it out on anyone else, because they will abandon you, but it has to go somewhere.

We see him reel in his outward aggression toward the end of the film but I'm not in any way convinced it's gone. Like he does with everything he can't deal with, he just bottles it up. But that shit will start to overflow. You can't bottle things up forever. It has to go somewhere.

Anyway Hunter Sylvester SH agenda /j

So...that's why I identify more with that version of him. The version that's been through the shredder, ruined by other people's hands, and is trying to quietly bleed his way through life out the other end.

[capn-atlas]

THANKS

[emberphoenix-san]

I could knit her sweater. How hard could it be?

[water-lemon-alex]

orange pants, green shirt, a black hair bowtie that looks like taco’s bow, an orange fanta hat…

yep! i’m ready for the ii18 finale! love to rep my favorite season finalists before the finale in the simplest ways

[lilacs-stash]

If Nickel and Suitcase end up being okay and friends again you better promise me were aren't going to sibling headcanon them okay? We aren't gonna have Microknife 2.0 okay?!

[thr4shit]

When will Patrick learn that looking at things that trigger him, WILL TRIGGER HIM?

Yknow, it's great. It's totally fine. I just gotta repress him for a bit so he cools off, because I don't want to deal with any ramifications of him mouthing off right now.

Yay.

At least there's fucking blacklisting tags. Cause Jesus fucking Christ he'd go ballistic if there wasn't a way for us to just block it out...

Of course he never fucking listens to the "this post contains filtered content" thing or whatever, so what fucking good does that do? Especially when he just Y'KNOW fucking SPIRALS AND KEEPS LOOKING AT MORE SHIT THAT PISSES HIM OFF.

[habitual-creatures]

S33MS L1K3 S0M30N3 CAN'T ST0P M3 TH1S T1M3. AWH..

▻ 🖤💨 / SMOKE

( just imagine like a blood curdling scream from her room :3 And then the power goes out and absolute silence and it turns back on )

(( and just like that. The second he hears that scream he's just... frozen. Paralyzed. Like his body or brain didn't know how to react and he's just stuck in his own head. ))

[glow-205]

hey.. would you still defend me if i became so godly that i looked unrecognizable from the person you used your know??

[sweet-drmzzz]

i should probably look up symptoms for that shouldn't i...

fuck.

[misty-zzz]

after over a year of believing in was pansexual...

I WAS WRONG!!!

(very close to pan but different) it ends up in am OMNISEXUAL!!!

[hunter-sylvester]

yeah they might have kicked me out of therapy but I got heavy metal and Netflix's 2022 flop film Metal Lords so really who needs therapy anyway?

[capn-atlas]

hey I saw someone do this and it's cool so uh

[emberphoenix-san]

working on big things >:) (read: updating spreadsheets with new and current information)