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[stealingpotatoes]

tatooine boy discovers not all planets are covered in sand, will need an hour or so to process this

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[l3viat8an]

(Crackposting ahead)

My thighs clap when I run upstairs. I’m not ashamed. I think any of the boys hearing that would probably have them laughing their ass off but also probably hella turn them on secretly

Ayyy my thighs do that too! I love it XD

You’ll get a rather hilarious mix of reactions too! From the boys laughing to trying to hide their boners jsjsjsj

Like Mammon and Asmo are pretty much shameless, probably standing at the bottom of the stairs watching you run up (he gets a good view of your ass this way too) and trying to hide his boner-

Although Mammon claims he’s only there to keep an eye on Asmo ‘n make sure you don’t fall down the stairs or somethin’. like anybody is going to believe that jsksj

Lucifer acts completely unaffected, but he’s going to his office to hide his little chuckle-

Satan and Belphie would be laughing so hard, but you already know how much he loves your thighs!- They make wonderful pillows! and earmuffs too!!-

Beel is drooling- although he’s almost always drooling over you.

Is it too much to say Levi’s probably running back to his room immediately to jerk off- maybe- at the very least he’s definitely running back to his room to hide his hard on.

[hunter-sylvester]

Why I identify particularly with post-side-shave Hunter.

Simply put: it's the destroyed version of him. The version that's been attacked and hurt. The version that's dealt with the consequences of his actions and still reeling from them. It's the Hunter that is actively hurting, lashing out, and bleeding. And hiding it despite it being so obvious.

I know it seems silly to hang all of that on a haircut. And it's not like he wasn't already traumatized as hell before Skip attacked him.

But we're talking about plot-points in a story. It's symbolic.

It's when the hurt is at a boiling point and bursting from the seams. Despite his best efforts, he can't keep holding it all in. He lashes out more egregiously (yelling at Emily in front of everyone), he acts more irrationally (crashing Clay's sister's wedding).

He's an ill adjusted teenage boy at the start of the film and, possibly counter-intuitively, I don't think he gets healthier by the end. To me, it all feels far too forced. He's been faced with the reality that Kevin's patience for him does have a limit. So he has to reel it all in. He stepped too far out of line and his father abandoned him just like his mother. While Kevin was still there for him, saved him, he also made it very clear that Hunter was on thin fucking ice.

The one person he has left made it clear that he went too far.

But...no-one's actually helping Hunter. Nix is useless (sorry, bro). Alan is worthless (not sorry). Nobody is really helping Hunter manage his emotions. Nobody is helping Hunter deal with himself before he makes himself more palatable to everyone else. Ok, he can't act out, but then what? He's still unstable, quietly bleeding, and traumatized.

Someone this repressed:

Does not simply "get over it"

That anger is going to start turning inward. That aggression is going to start turning inward. You're not allowed to take it out on anyone else, because they will abandon you, but it has to go somewhere.

We see him reel in his outward aggression toward the end of the film but I'm not in any way convinced it's gone. Like he does with everything he can't deal with, he just bottles it up. But that shit will start to overflow. You can't bottle things up forever. It has to go somewhere.

Anyway Hunter Sylvester SH agenda /j

So...that's why I identify more with that version of him. The version that's been through the shredder, ruined by other people's hands, and is trying to quietly bleed his way through life out the other end.

[emberphoenix-san]

I could knit her sweater. How hard could it be?

[iamdevouring-god]

// Hi, mod here.

I hate repetitive shit like this.

Look. I understand it in character, I understand maybe wanting to try to piss off the Eldritch horror.

But I do not want several asks by (what I'm assuming) is the same anon just begging the same thing over and over.

WAIT FOR ME TO REPLY.

If you feel like it got eaten by my askbox,

SEND AN ASK TO ASK THAT.

DO NOT JUST SEND SOMETHING LIKE YOU'RE WAITING FOR ME TO REPLY TO A TEXT SO YOU SEND ANOTHER.

It makes me NOT WANT TO REPLY TO YOUR ASK AT ALL.

This has been a PSA.

Don't do this again.

(ps: I also understand it is ONLY 2 asks, but I still have my askbox marked as CAUTIOUSLY OPEN. Which I basically do when my MENTAL HEALTH is IFFY but not "bad enough" for me to FULLY SHUT IT OFF. It's been set to this because I have had THREE episodes in the last 5 days when I normally only have that many *if maybe one or two more* in a YEAR. So, yeah. I cannot fucking do this shit right now.)

[lilacs-stash]

If Nickel and Suitcase end up being okay and friends again you better promise me were aren't going to sibling headcanon them okay? We aren't gonna have Microknife 2.0 okay?!

[azoosepted]

I have an idea: Picayune Dreams and Project Moon crossover

THIS IS SORT OF LATE BUT YKNOW. YKNOW I ACTUALLY. THIS WOULD GO. SO HARD.

ive been recently listening to interstellar on loop and like. holy fucking shit. the lyrics. guys. GUYS. IM NOT INSANE?! IM NOT INSANE OK

THE LYRICS REMIND ME OF

THE FUCKING

SINNERS

I AM

GOING MAD

FERAL, EVEN

I’LL PROBABLY COOK SOMETHING UP. TONIGHT. TOMORROW IF IM TOO EEPY.

[glow-205]

hey.. would you still defend me if i became so godly that i looked unrecognizable from the person you used your know??

[habitual-creatures]

Augh. Just watched Grindhouse: Death Proof cause apparently I owned it

(( or one of my roommates owned it... I don't fucking know. at this point I'm not questioning it. I'm tired of questioning shit. ))

Yeah. It's not the BEST work. But it's still a damn good flick.

And to be wholly honest with you (( proverbial audience as I talk to myself. )), there is NO reason that I wouldn't have liked it as Evan and HABIT too.

(( in fact, I REMEMBER liking it. It's why I watched it. Wanted to see if I still did. ))

Sure. I wouldn't place it as a FAVORITE. But it's definitely in the top 20 or so flicks.

I mean, hell. I remember watching it with Steph.

She didn't really like it. But she put up with my talking about it insistently...

Overall, though, I'd give it an 8.5/10

Not far off from my rating back in mems, to be honest.

[sweet-drmzzz]

i should probably look up symptoms for that shouldn't i...

fuck.

[thr4shit]

"why does this feel familiar, and why does it not feel good?"

"what did I do here? I was here I was here I was here I was here I was here I was here I was here... what did I do? what did I do? what did I do? what did I do???"

"whatdididowhatdididowhatdididowhatdididowhatdididowhatdidido"

"no- okay, I remember this- I remember this. What did I do here??? I don't remember, I don't remember-"

"irememberthisirememberthisirememberthisirememberthisirememberthis"

"I can remember it, like it was a dream... where you don't remember everything... where you remember pieces, and you're not sure if they're the right ones..."

"all the life is gone, no more light, no more thinking, no more remembering"

[The fucking ending monologue he has about the woods and pain and his hopeful death. That I'm not copying down despite holy FUCK.]

Fucking hell, Evan. Why are you relatable right now...

In this weird, shitty in-between mood I'm in right now... you're too fucking relatable.

(I'll be fine, obvs, I'm just in a weird spot between mentally present and mentally absent right now, like, teetering between spacing out or not, and it sucks.)

Anyways, aside from that, your boy is LOVING the rewatch.

Like, holy fuck, artistry.

I am enjoying it despite everything

[hunter-sylvester]

yeah they might have kicked me out of therapy but I got heavy metal and Netflix's 2022 flop film Metal Lords so really who needs therapy anyway?

[emberphoenix-san]

working on big things >:) (read: updating spreadsheets with new and current information)

[misty-zzz]

after over a year of believing in was pansexual...

I WAS WRONG!!!

(very close to pan but different) it ends up in am OMNISEXUAL!!!

[codgod-moved]

okay after a bit of blog trawling i now have a rough idea of what happened with baghera and i’ve decided she should be allowed to kill people with rocks