#;;musing: the assistant

[alexandriteobscuraarchive]

Childhood Homes (And Why We Hate Them)

[malusrecord]

[raining-anonymously]

no more fiddleford bill rivalry. henceforth they are miserable TOGETHER about how badly they fumbled ford / how oblivious ford is. ford smiles at them and goes back to his work, not noticing the blushing or the starry eye, and they both look at each other like ‘he’ll never want either of us that way, will he…’

[cloistergardens]

hi everyone!! I hate having to do this but I just escaped my emotionally abusive partner only to end up back with my even more emotionally abusive family. I have the opportunity to move into an apartment with a friend at the end of July, but I need money to help with the security deposit/1st month rent as well as a uhaul trailer to get all my things out of my family’s house and into the apartment. $1800 should cover hitch installation on my car, trailer rental, my half of security deposit & rent, and hopefully gas for the 19-hour drive. ven/mo, pa/ypal, and ca/sha/pp are all @/emrysemerald, ko-fi is emrys_emerald, and buymeacoffee is emryslinden. I can also take commissions (check this post) but I likely won’t be able to complete them until August.

I know there’s a lot of posts like this going around, but I really appreciate any support you can give!! thank you so much in advance 🫶🏽🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[alexandriteobscuraarchive]

@guardianofyesod

[verum-artifex]

Showstopper

[littlequeenies]

September 23rd, 1976 - Chrissie May, Brian May, John Deacon and Pete Brown, (middle row) Roger Taylor and Jo Morris, and (front row) Mary Austin, Freddie Mercury and John Reid  at Kempton Park Racecourse in Surrey, to promote Queen’s album ‘A Day at the Races’.

John Reid invited Queen members and their couples to bet on a horse race. Without knowing, all of them chose the same horse, who won.

Photos by Andre Csillag/Shutterstock.

[melinoelabs]

"Oh we're just insects to-"

"Just" insects? Just insects?

Have some self respect!

No single clade of animal has killed more humans than insects!

So the next time some 'higher being' goes about its 'mysterious ways' around you, remember your place in the universe.

Jab your insignificant proboscis through it's ineffable dermis, gorge yourself on the delicious taste that only comes from buzzing beneath the notice of the transcendent, and leave it with the only thank-you note it'll notice, that exquisite itch that says:

'Thanks for the meal and enjoy the malaria.'

[geodethecrow]

I could kill God with a timpani mallet if I had one with me right now

[alexandriteobscuraarchive]

[neoflorilegia]

are men not beefy anymore? i'm gathering pics for old school moodboards (this is my writing blog this is my party) and every single man on faceclaim directories is muscular but not beefy. this character EATS. this character LIFTS. he was raised on literal mountains and the first time the other main characters see him they're stunned by his vibes alone

he's also a cutie pie. he giggles.

[salvadorbonaparte]

Well if I actually drop out after the summer that also means I won't have to give a fuck about my grades or attendance. It's not like I can get into different graduate program or that my future employer will look at my grade in fucking medievalism. Once I finalized the decision I'm going to enter my idgaf era.

[petrichor-musings]

Update: HOLY SHIT

Someone just sent in $150 & that pushed us over to the amount that we need. Thank you all so so much. That was crazy how fast that turned around. I think starting today we had less than $100 donated?? This is so amazing.

Don't forget to DM @a-kippy-kat if you want some art in return!

$510 out of $500 (102%)

It's possible that we'll need a little more if there are surprise bills - we should know for sure by Tuesday or Wednesday I think? Thank you all so so much.

[cruel-hiraeth]

you start learning french to flirt with neuvillette, but your pronunciation is so bad that each instance turns into an impromptu language lesson.

[gemkun]

looking for : an assistant that is immune to one gambler’s whims and silver tongue , if this is you please contact the doctor

[verum-artifex]

Nova's radiance, like dawn's first light,

Onyx's depth, a starless night.

Together they dance, both fierce and bright,

Guiding my hand, making art take flight.