#ford is aroace and autistic and had no romantic success in childhood. he does not know how to recognize someone having a crush on him

[raining-anonymously]

no more fiddleford bill rivalry. henceforth they are miserable TOGETHER about how badly they fumbled ford / how oblivious ford is. ford smiles at them and goes back to his work, not noticing the blushing or the starry eye, and they both look at each other like ‘he’ll never want either of us that way, will he…’