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thessaralka · 6 hours ago
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Bellara: "Solas killed mythal? After all that? Is this another memory from a different time?"
Scout Lace Harding, pride of the Inquisition, IQ 177: "no. He wore that same outfit in the Inquisition."
I'm sorry but I am sobbing this line of dialogue was so fucking funny. The implication that he only has two outfits, that he fucking frescoed himself in one of them, and that it was so iconically raggedy that Harding knew immediately it was from Inquisition Time asjhflamcnjfkwjajcbkwit
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coppercatz · 3 days ago
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this was a lot funnier in my head
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hayaku14 · 2 days ago
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all i got from this is that kaito's pick-up lines would totally work on shinichi lmaoooo
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I want to ask….actually, feck it. I probably don’t. Then again, I see a brilliant plan here….
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dudja · 2 days ago
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When you see YouTube
replaced the "skip" button with a
"next" button which allows you to skip an Ad early so you can begin watching the next Ad...
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bluejulius · 1 day ago
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I like to imagine that Eret and Snotlout insult each other in between their make out sessions 👍
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like this, anon?
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prick (affectionate)
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poor snotlout on his full tippy toes 😔
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canigetacupofteaplease · 1 day ago
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EVERYONE CALLING CAIT COUNT FAGULA LMFOA9FOODOFOOF
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somestorythoughts · 1 day ago
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lmfao over here
Headcanon that Luke and Obi Wan got the money to pay Han Solo by selling the moisture farm at bargain-basement prices in Anchorhead without telling anyone that it was totally torched, and by the time anyone find out they were well off planet. Luke now has a reputation as one of Tattooine’s most famous con men despite the fact that it was Obi Wan who ran the con.
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kindaasrikal · 3 days ago
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After Chen’s tournament, Nya was uncontrollably tense around Kai. She truly believed her brother betrayed and left her for dead and that hurt. More than she was willing to admit. She felt so utterly betrayed, thinking her own brother, her flesh and blood, the only person who was there from the beginning to now, would so easily leave her for dead for someone else. Someone who was more worth it. More useful. After everything was resolved, she couldn’t help the way she would tense around him, or feel unnecessarily jealous when her brother started actively avoiding her thinking she wanted space like usual, even if he didn’t know why as he went to hang out with the others more. Yet when he opened his door at 3am and was swamped with an armful of a sobbing Nya saying he can’t just leave her like that he realised he may have made a mistake. And then started crying guiltily right after.
Sometimes Lloyd would look at the ninja and realise these were his brothers, his sisters, his family. And at one point, they left him alone as they mocked him. He still remembers the looks on their younger faces as they laughed at him, or the way Nya used to look annoyed with him, or when Wu would have no idea how to deal with him. In his depression he pranks them just as horribly as he used to and would lock his door and pout as he reads the comics he stole from Jay’s room with tears in his eyes as the others tell him to fix the messes he made. Then he would open the door, looking like a mess, glare at all of his siblings who now look heavily concerned, and hold a certain finger up before smashing the door closed again.
Kai would sometimes remember how he acted when he and the other met and would feel so down about it. He would go silent and start being overly conscious of everything he says and does to make sure he doesn’t do anything bad and wrong. It disturbs the others both seeing the Kai they’re used too and instead a much more quieter, hesitant one.
Morro constantly feels like he’s being watched, even when he’s all alone in a room he can trust, because he remembers the all watching eye of the Preeminent constantly laying on him as a reminder that he will never be free of the burdens and expectations that lay on his shoulders.
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casualfoxwitch · 3 days ago
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toffeedearest · 4 hours ago
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I had this weird fear that if I made Toffee appear more feminine people would stop thinking their an enigma (genderqueer or something along those lines I don't have an exact identity lmfao). But nobody nagged me about it, so? thanks for that.
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nic-coughlan · 16 hours ago
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i think my favourite so far is the person who said they put their tree up on the morning of christmas eve and take it down on boxing day evening like AFSGFGFGG WHATS THE POINT
mariah carey is nearly defrosted and they're playing christmas music in shopping malls
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warningengine · 4 months ago
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raqualswonderfunblog · 4 months ago
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dudja · 2 days ago
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Bro sacrificed his freedom just for that joke: #reno911 #comedy #funny
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the-fruitiest-fae · 1 day ago
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@mangoazalea @pirateshauntedbydadjokes @sorrybutiforgotmyusername
garfield
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