#:) we are compatible

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[devoti]

cosmic persona quiz

tried this out and the results were kind of super accurate, so i wanna know everyone's too, naturally :p

tagging: @euseokz @lisztomqnia @pradadoie @explicitlyfine @peachsayshi @tetsuskei @tetzoro @scarabrat @kentoangel @fyodorloveclub @sleepygetou @saeue @fedyenkas-main @nkogneatho @zorosdimples @gojoath @kannra21 @izvmimi @likelilacwine @angelcent @st4rlingz @shujistars @missworld1994 ++ everyone interested ♥︎

[somerandomdudelmao]

U and tapas r so cute when yall interact ^v^

Vv good vibez

Thanks haha

[devildomwriter]

Your Best Matches Based on Your Zodiac Sign

*zodiacs aren’t always accurate. In fact finding love with a zodiac not typically compatible can be a sign of true love and the endurance of a relationship so don’t lose hope.*

Aries

(March 21—April 19)

Most Compatible: Simeon, Solomon, Barbatos, Lucifer

Least Compatible: Satan, Raphael, Thirteen

Taurus

(April 19-May 20)

Most Compatible: Mammon, Thirteen, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Least Compatible: Barbatos, Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Simeon

Gemini

(May 21-June 20)

Most Compatible: Simeon, Leviathan, Barbatos, Satan, Raphael

Least Compatible: Mammon, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Solomon

Cancer

(June 21-July 22)

Most Compatible: Asmodeus, Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Mammon, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Least Compatible: Leviathan, Satan, Raphael, Thirteen

Leo

(July 23-August 22)

Most Compatible: Raphael, Satan, Lucifer, Solomon, Leviathan

Least Compatible: Asmodeus, Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Simeon

Virgo

(August 23-September 22)

Most Compatible: Asmodeus, Mammon, Thirteen

Least Compatible: Lucifer, Solomon, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Libra

(September 23-October 22)

Most Compatible: Solomon, Simeon, Barbatos, Lucifer

Least Compatible: Thirteen, Leviathan

Scorpio

(October 23-November 21)

Most Compatible: Thirteen, Mammon, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Least Compatible: Barbatos, Simeon, Asmodeus

Sagittarius

(November 22-December 21)

Most Compatible: Simeon, Raphael, Satan, Barbatos, Leviathan

Least Compatible: Mammon, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Lucifer

Capricorn

(December 22-January 19)

Most Compatible: Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Mammon, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Least Compatible: Leviathan, Satan, Raphael

Aquarius

(January 20-February 18)

Most Compatible: Solomon, Leviathan, Satan, Raphael, Lucifer

Least Compatible: Asmodeus, Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Barbatos

Pisces

(February 19-March 20)

Most Compatible: Thirteen, Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Asmodeus

Least Compatible: Lucifer, Solomon, Mammon

[legayllyblonde]

not art but. but. i can't NOT share what just happened on my friend group's tomodachi island

[youngpettyqueen]

I know the decision to have Julian's parents have him augmented was made on the fly but imo its pretty obvious from early on that Julian has Family Issues because he avoids talking about his family like the plague and I think they should've incorporated this into the Julian and Sisko dynamic right from early on because I think it would've made for some really compelling stories and moments and could've set up a REALLY interesting Julian and Jake dynamic which they kinda started to do but never fully went for

[malkwin]

sidgeno + favourite quotes + bi lighting

[fictionandmusic]

i’m going to say it: we need to get Dan & Phil onto Try Guys’ Without A Recipe

[eri-pl]

So, Sauron surrendered (well, tried to) to Eonwe after the war was over, right?

You know what also happened with Eonwe in this time period? M&M came to demand the Silmarils (and probably leave E&E there?).

Just imagine them bumping into each other, just in front of Eonwe's tent. Or face.

[b4kuch1n]

glorioso from last years twitterin

[gerandor]

[bleachbleachbleach]

 °𐐪♡𐑂° Gotei 13 Compatibility Test  °𐐪♡𐑂°

Editorial Notes:

※ It has come to the attention of the editorial staff that past data from old versions of the Computer Fun Compatibility Test--concerning participants who have since disappeared mysteriously--were mistakenly included in the current version. The staff apologizes for any mental distress this may cause.

※ Compatibility data is based on ethnographic field interviews very professionally conducted by editorial staff. Data may be reflective of the subjects' self-perceptions, which are not always based in objective reality. The staff apologizes for any confusion this may cause.

※ Questions are taken nearly verbatim from the original Living World Computer Fun Compatibility Test question bank, lightly edited to suit the context of the Soul Society. The staff does not apologize for the plagiarism; there is no copyright law in Soul Society. (But it's also fair use.)

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[try-set-me-on-fire]

Tagged by @bigfootsmom @iinryer for tidbit Tuesday! It’s late so I’m counting this double for wip Wednesday too, so here’s a kind of long bit! The opening of my big bang fic! OoOooOooh!

Eddie never knew anyone with the knack, growing up. Stacy Winters in the front office had it, according to playground rumor; she and her husband, who was a ranch hand or a cop or a power line worker. Eddie's mom shushed him when he asked about it and told him not to listen to gossip, and anyway he saw them dancing after school once and they seemed just like anybody. He twirled her around and around and she laughed loud enough for Eddie to hear her way down the hall where he was sitting in the nurse's office with an ice pack over a bee sting, watching through the open door. His abuelo and abuela danced like that, and sometimes his mom and dad, too.

It’s a rare phenomenon, a teacher droned on in sophomore biology on a day too nice outside to pay much attention to anything. Congeneric minds — or any of the dozens of colloquial names for them — are uncommon enough on their own, and the odds get even longer for them to find someone who also has the knack that they actually click with. Abuela called them lost pieces, like when Sophia had bumped into the dining room table and sent the jigsaw puzzle flying, sending parts under the fridge never to be found again, leaving their matching edges forever lonely. Together, congeneric minds are capable of great feats, the teacher went on. They share instincts, feelings, sometimes even movements, one mind sending a signal and another body responding. Little is known about the science of it, though not for lack of trying. There’d been a bunch of papers about experiments to force the pairing to happen in people, and then decades later a bunch more papers about how that doesn’t really work, and is entirely unethical anyway. Adrenaline seems to figure into things, some evolutionary quirk to give people in dangerous situations the best chance at surviving.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, people with congeneric potential tend to flock to high stakes environments. Eddie finally met a few pairs in the army, folks so in tune that one of them would be in the air before the other said jump. He’d found it a little uncanny. Johnson and Tucker, eating in the canteen, movements so synchronized it looked like they shared one body that by some bureaucratic error had been spread across two people.

He saw Tucker die, a few months into that first tour. Watched Johnson scream and choke and claw at his chest like the bullets had torn through him. Thought, guiltily, that he was glad no one knew him quite that well, shared his life quite that entirely.

And then, in Los Angeles, 2018, Eddie had met Buck. Then, huddled over a man with a bomb in his leg, Eddie had needed gauze and Buck’s hand had moved. Then, in the parking lot bathed in the light of an ambulance on fire, Buck had inhaled and Eddie's lungs expanded. And, well, that was that.

Tagging (for wip Wednesday) @chronicowboy @homerforsure @shortsighted-owl @shitouttabuck @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove @butchdiaz and @bigfootsmom @iinryer ha ha boomerang

[the-woman-upstairs]

Feeling soooo normal about how Reagan and Brett are willing to give up their own personal wants so the other can have a shot at happiness.

[tsukiyo-7]

Basically, I'm on vacation with a group of friends (we could call it a broken artists Dionysian retreat at this point) and there is this girl with us whom I didn't know at the start. No problem. I'm great at making friends. We basically became besties in the span of 2 days, same worm brain. So alike that I found out she's obsessed with Supernatural as well; the catch? DESTIEL SHIPPER. When we got to ship talk it was hilarious because:

• "You know, I see destiel but it's not my otp"

° "Wdy, what else there's to ship?"

• *meaningful look"

° "..." *realization hits* "OH MY GOD DON'T TELL ME YOU SHIP WINCEST?!?!!??!"

• "Indeed I do, my friend"

So long story short I explained to her why I like their dynamic although it's definitely not her cup of tea and then we shared a granita and a joint and went to sleep in the same bed like Sam and Dean 🫶

[carouselunique]

I saw you running your snout on X~♡

Sure im ugly, im fat, and of course im not all up there sure~♡

But hey atleast i dont like humiliating a non binary trans character, and if im 100 percent honest your little worthless ship of luz and mabel is pasable, maybe even decent.

But doesn't change the fact you promote transphobia supporting this type of rhetoric~♡

Lmao it’s amazing how you think you have the moral highground by being a bully over a canon crossover ship. Stan x Eda is quite literally a canon ex-ship and I don’t think Raine would have an issue with a relationship that happened between their own with Eda considering they were broken up when it happened.

But by all means keep being a dick about it, it’s fuckin’ funny. All this smoke for old people romance.