#:( this is upsetting

[maximura]

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Is Monty's full name Fleamont? Imagine naming your pet crow Fleamont :/

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

The thing they don’t tell you about cutting your hair is you can never do the ponytail bounce thing again😔

[here-there-everyfuckenwhere]

I saw this post the other day that said something about how back in The Day, most sitcoms were about a group of friends or a family, and very little was ever said about their jobs and what they do for a living. And now all sitcoms are set in a workplace and very little is said about people’s lives outside of work and I just wanna say; Ever since I read that post, I have been ripping my hair out.

Because like. Yeah. That’s basically it, isn’t it? In the 80s and 90s it was all about hanging out with your friends at the coffee house or spending time with your family after work and on the weekends, and that was the most important thing in these characters lives, and now it’s just. Work. Friends outside of work? Don’t exist. Family outside of work? Don’t matter. “Workplace romances” is such an overused trope nowadays because these characters don’t meet anyone outside of work. And it’s never really fulfilling work, either. Normally it’s an office or someplace where people wish they were doing something else.

Kicking, screaming, biting ect ect.

[twinksintrees]

i’m not even ten minutes into link click and i’m already so stressed oh my god

[toffoliravioli]

oh…..

[languor-em]

I keep trying to play Dragon Age Origins but my computer is apparently "too advanced" so it keeps crashing. Bonus points because my Xbox, which has the game and the Awakening DLC,, will just,,, not turn on. Lovely

[caswlw]

gerrard is captain of the 118. damn we called it

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

Lizzo being accused of fat shaming her dancers seems about right for celebrity culture, still absolutely vile though

[avianii]

someone needs to slap me a couple times I had a single assignment I needed to do and I just slept and drew Mav for 8 hours instead

[anexistingexistence]

I had a post scheduled for tonight but it has been delayed for a very important message

TUMBLR ATE MY BOOP BADGES

WHERE ARE THEY?? I KNOW I DON'T NORMALLY GET THIS CAPSLOCKED BUT WHERE ARE MY CUTE KITTY CAT PAWS I AM GOING TO- [gets yeeted for threatening somebody with being beat up with a toaster]

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

what fuck kind of hex was placed on me that knocked me out for *checks notes* THREE HOURS

[frogmanfae]

I think I'll die mad that whenever I get my haircut I don't wear earrings, glasses, or clothes I care about getting wet or potentially hair color on and therefore my hair stylist will never know how hot and cool I truly am

[lifeisbetterinmydreams]

hang outs where you miss it right after leaving>>>

[ridleyytheriddler]

i feel like one thing anti-abortion arguments fail to mention is how when they call themselves "pro-life" they're only really referring to the first few minutes the baby is born. they dont care about how when the children are growing up they might be living through poverty, and like not living very long... like if you're so pro-life where's the welfare? wheres the equal opportunity? like god, be consistent ffs

[beardedmrbean]

Hey look it's Chris.