SO excited by all the possible future hatchetfield stuff. but there’s no max jagerman nightmare time episode so now my life is ruined goodbye cruel world
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normalize telling tony deangelo to kill himself. you are playing in the KHL because youre a racist shitbag everyone hates you AND youre a fucking turnstile. stop talking about alexandar georgiev. stop going on podcasts stop talking stop breathing you suck and i hate you
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fuck therapy there's no problem that can't be fixed by getting really high and laying on the floor for several hours
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who the FUCK is this guy and when did they replace him with the guy thats claiming to be mike bennett nowadays
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AAAAAAAARGH (clawing) (biting) (decimating)
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STOP MAKING POSTS UNREBLOGGABLRREEERRR ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
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imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.
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“You should be at the club” I should be sent to the seaside for my health
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So like imagine multidimensionally manspreading. Like Hindu god style but you have multiple legs instead of multiple arms and you're like lying down and spreading your infinite legs in a circle and the manspreading is just reaching all across the cosmos
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Stonathan is for me, Willelfanpage, and my other moots only. I will gatekeep
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19. Angst (or fluff) ~ just know that these things will never change for us at all (x)
ehehehehehehe *cries on the floor*
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