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crazyyy ass effort at the end of the game but they needed to keep it together after the 2nd period momentum. damn damn damn

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oh fuck my life. mika is hurt?

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so you mean to tell me that this guy

isn’t also this guy?

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they're all fucking. all of the sports guys. they're all fucking and sucking and doing it nasty. they'll fuck each other before they fuck you!

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also i didnt realize theres a community for the lb... i wonder if i can join from a sideblog 🥺

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forgive me for that. last one

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can i be a little crass.

if i was sitting with someone and they put their forearm along my entire thigh, their elbow on my hipbone and laid their hand to the inside of my knee i'd be breathless. you wouldnt've been able to get a good picture of us bc the speed at which i would've turned my head to look at him with a blush so strong it stung my cheeks would have fucked up the first picture, and then the second picture would be ruined because i'd be recovering from giving myself whiplash. if i did this to my girlfriend (in public!!!) as soon as we got back home she would jump my bones. when you're linemates with someone for almost a decade i guess this shit happens i guess

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If the PWHL could go ahead and let its US audience know how they'll be able to watch the games that start in less than two weeks, I would really appreciate it. Please and thank you.

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lafs mustache looks insane rn btw that boy looks like a father of three 😭

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can my beautiful moronic queens just swap pp1 and pp2 rn

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Hockeyblr is hilarious because every now and then, you’ll catch your mutuals cheering for teams you despise on your dash. It’s like discovering your dad has a secret second family. Like, my brother in christ, we were fighting the frontlines together on the same lb just 24 hours ago, what happened

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y’all: i can fix him

nhl announcers: i can talk lovingly about his big body, punishing with the body, sacrificing the body. how he’s strong on the puck. how he’ll go to work, now, the way he handles his stick, his soft hands, his good vision, good skating, good wood, good hard hit, the way he handles himself on and off the ice,

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ok they didnt lose but the threat. they will always make you guess it i swear

being underneath madison square garden watching the rangers give up a goal in real time seeing people running to catch their trains bc they thought the game was a lock. Rangers Hockey Babey

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being underneath madison square garden watching the rangers give up a goal in real time seeing people running to catch their trains bc they thought the game was a lock. Rangers Hockey Babey