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im so sad dude like why are none of the gay girls in my school who i actually don't completely despise talking to my type :(
#like bro i LOVE women#but why are the only girls who dont make me feel like killing someone after interaction my first ex/first girlfriend; one of my best friend#who i just would never date they're more like a brother or sibling to me#a girl who is SOSOSOSO pretty and smart and cute and would date in a heartbeat if we had just a bit more in common and if she was gay#a tiny irish gremlin who isnt a girl#another of my good friends who is probably straight but either way i wouldnt date her#ANOTHER one of my best friends who's more like a mother to me and straight and isnt allowed to date (she my wifey fr tho she's so pretty)#would never date her tho#as for girls/people i WOULD date if they didnt tire me/werent straight/werent just straight up bitchy at one point and threw me off we have#very pretty lesbian girl who i totally saw myself vibing with until she insulted me on ms teams and THEN had this very obvi crush on me#which i rejected bc no#and also was taken at the time#then we have aforementioned cute smart girl but STRAIGHT AS A LINE and with probably very conservative parents#also prev. lesbian had a crush on her too which is fun#fucking BEAUTIFUL girl in my class she's so fucking pretty and so fucking kind ohmygod but SO straight but like#bro#why are you so pretty then :(#your face is made for girls#/j obvs but anyway#she's also my ex's/best friend's close friend atp so that would be a big nono#another beautifulbeautiful girl in my class too#she so tall and pretty and so sweet everytime i get visibly upset she messages me to check up#we've never talked much at all though and that makes me sad#not my vibe though in terms of talking stuff so could prob never date and also she's straight too#even if they all like met criteria though i still dont think id date any of them#idk none of us click#which is why apart from ms conservative parents i talk to NONE of them frequently#i wish i could though#i would just be extremely drained after every convo with them though and i dont think i can do that#bisexual -> pansexual -> “but i love women so much ???” -> questioning lesbian -> “but men are so pretty sometimes” -> omni ??
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Just learned that TikTok has their own bootleg version of Goncharov /j
#its called Zepotha#its like a horror film from the 80s#but its not real obv#anyways tik tok wants to be us so hard smh /j#goncharov#zepotha
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writing fry like a child:
unoriginal
flanderizes his stupidity in the same way as every other flanderized 'stupid' character out there
vaguely ableist
makes his relationship with leela very weird
writing bender like a child:
comically surreal for his species
reframes his egotism in a more funny/compelling/sympathetic way by just having him in a perpetual developmental stunt
somewhat canon compliant (he started the series as a two-year-old)
makes his relationship with fry and leela even funnier
#futurama#philip j fry#bender#obv i dont think bender IS a child but my philosophy for writing him is to imagine him as an attention-seeking teenager w an identity crisi#fry has a lot of developmental issues going on but hes so strongly coded as ND it is so uncomfortable to see the show joke abt him-#-being an actual child and not just a grown man w some childish interests#and also its just not funny lol. sick of 'stupid' characters being written that way#anyway remember bender coloring in fun on a bun. that was adorable
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I can be your angle
#good omens#gos2#good omens season 2#crowley#anthony j crowley#my art#artists on tumblr#i love him i hate him i want to push him in a locker#anyway#based on that bts pic obvs#which is so precious to me#bc look at him
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doctober day 23: nostalgia
fact: doc has a saxophone in his garage in both 1955 and 1985, with seemingly no ties to his scientific pursuits. hypothesis: theres some sentimental reason, maybe he played (plays?) it as a hobby since and/or prior to 1955...? conclusion: they def had at least one jam session
[[ proof of my claims >:0 ]]
#back to the future#bttf#marty mcfly#einstein brown#doc brown#emmett brown#doctober#doctober 2023#christopher lloyd#michael j fox#my arts#my sketchy wip arts#i had like half a ficlet typed up for this instead of a drawing but then i realized itd be very out of place for my content so far#so i had to start over. hence lateness even tho this is very simple overall >_<;#maybe if i ever do a proper fic ill just put that scene in lol. i kinda dont want it to go to waste ehh :P#anyway i know they bonded about an interest in music. pry it from my cold dead heads#tbf doc has a jukebox and obvs the amp in 85 which could be more evidence but also u could argue those were put in specifically for marty#HOWEVER there is no debate abt the sax. WHY would 55 doc have (and keep??) that for 30 years unless he had some sort of attachment to it !!#ive connected the dots !!! (you havent connected sht) IVE CONNECTED THEM !!!!!#i personally think he got it in his pre jules verne era. ie before he got into science and was just kinda figuring out what he wanted to do#bby doc like 'uh idk music??' n his mom like 'ok sweetie which one do u want' and obvs he has to pick the quirkiest one in the store. king#so hence why i categorize this under the 'nostalgia' prompt. its like a childhood hobby that he revisits thanks to his musical teenager <3#but thats all just my theory so uhh yeah ;w;#also every time i listen to 'back in time' this image manifests in my head. it literally has guitar and sax so like. its them. TO ME#also also i hate drawing instruments BYEEE. like youd think after being in 2 other music heavy fandoms id know how but. u would be wrong
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honestly the y**ngi dui situation is one of the most interesting events that has unfolded in kpop... maybe it's bc he was my ult for ~3 years and my dad loves him (he has not spoken a word to me about The Situation tho so idk how he feels) but i do think the reaction that came out of fans is why it's so compelling for me to follow to a T
#this is probably the biggest scandal out of any of them in the last few years since they have been mega popular#to be clear i will never defend him. making that clear lol#but some of the shit ive seen on twt these past few days has been........... wow. the defense people have put up#whenever a scandal (from any group) comes out... idk how to word this but the scandal is almost always twisted so that it can be#1) used against the offended fandom ('see your favs arent perfect!! haha u suck!" and 2) used to bolster their own fanbase#('my favs would never!')#theres never a good discussion on 'do i feel comfortable following this idol/group after this has come to light? do i feel comfortable#supporting them?#and ig thats bc sometimes it can be very individual and personal#but for as hive mind as fandoms can be im surprised theres not more discussion on it#there SHOULD be discussion. u SHOULD hold your favs accountable and think critically. and imo a lot of times u can still enjoy them#obv not in all cases but yall get it. i think i hope#anyway im gonna go back to uncritically defending my fav bc ive put charts + twt + fandom above morals. toodeloo! /j#apple lady words#i could go on and on about this. maybe i will
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exam szn is coming up which obviously means ore distractions, as everyone knows. so what better than to come back to tumblr lol so many tag games etc piling up that i wanna dooooooo
so. let’s have a lil snippet time!
thanks for the tag @in-flvx 💜 this one’s from a wip that was supposed to have been finished & posted for jilypad week but,,,,here we are,,,,,
“Sirius!” Lily exclaims. “We were looking for you.”
“Oh?” He presses a quick kiss to her cheek before bending down to pick Harry up, who immediately cuddles into his arms with a tired sigh. Poor baby, must’ve been exhausted by all the excitement at the beach.
“Yeah, regarding tonight—“ Sirius gulped quietly at the way she said that “—Your room is a bit…messy, I’m sorry. We were reorganising and well, y’know how it goes…”
She shrugs apologetically but all Sirius can think about is how she called it ‘his room’. Not the guest room, not the spare, but his room. Sirius’. He once again pushes past the mushy feelings that rise in him at that little distinction.
“Oh, it’s—it’s fine, I can just take the couch, no problem.” Even if his feet tend to hang off the end, and the edges are a bit lumpy, it’s fine. He resolutely doesn’t think about his comfortable Alaskan King at home.
“Of course you can’t!” Lily scowls at him. “We’re not gonna put you in a couch in your own house, Sirius.”
There it was again, the reference to him belonging here. It was a bit presumptuous, slightly possessive but Sirius was a dog at heart, he was never going to turn down ownership.
“Er—the nursery, then?” he asks, confused.
“What, crammed up in Harry’s crib beside him?” she says with a scoff, “Don’t be silly.”
Sirius blinks. “Where am I sleeping then?”
“With us, of course.” He jumps at the voice booming from behind him, clutching Harry tighter to his chest, whirling around to find James munching on a carrot.
“Where did you come from?” Sirius mutters under his breath before straightening up and saying, louder, “And what do you mean with you?”
“Well, like Lily said,” and here he sends a meaningful, entirely undecipherable, look towards his wife who…blushes? “Your room’s temporarily indisposed, the couch isn’t even an option—don’t give me that look, you barely fit on the thing—and the floor is gonna mess up your back worse than it is.”
“Oi!”
“So, our room it is.”
Right. Of course. Because that’s the obvious conclusions. How could he say no?
(Again, he can’t so he doesn’t)
It’s twenty minutes later, after Harry’s been put to bed, thoroughly kissed by his parents and godfather, after James is done with his nighttime turmeric milk and Lily’s put her hair up into braids and Sirius has taken out all his rings and chains and bracelets—that’s when he’s stumped by yet another problem.
How, exactly, are they going to sleep in one bed?
“We’re just going to expand it a little, Pads, don’t worry,” James says, supremely unconcerned.
He goggles at that, staring at the casual wand work. A part of him wonders why this is the extent of magic they’re using to solve this problem—James can conjure a bed Silenced, with his eyes closed—but promptly decides to not dwell on that for everyone’s sake.
#sirius black#james potter#lily evans#jilypad#so. it’s like this#lily is scheming off into the sunset#and blushing when j catches her doing it#bc obv they’ve not talked about it yet#and sirius is just. horribly confused and baffled but also pleased#he’s in love w both of them so he’s not gonna turn down any of it#but he also doesn’t know where he stands rn#u guys i actually rly love this fic#there’s about. 7.5k words of it#and it doesn’t feel like anywhere near ending#and i also have smutty outtakes planned lol#but i just!! need to sit down!! and write!#so many fics i’ve gotta finish 😭#anyway#hope u enjoy!#oh fun fact: james munching on a carrot is me heavy projecting bc….he n i r the same person hehe#pen’s writing
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wait but. if darlings destiny is supposedly not apples prince then what is hers??? cause literally the charmings just save princesses ? and then marry them ? so if theyre to follow in footsteps then she will do the same ?
#shes so sapphic i Love her#but anyway. curious#she and apple are obv meant to Be but Questions#i Might be wrong but oh well this is tumblr#post#seashel#eah#ever after high#apple white#darling charming#dappling#? j think
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all i took away from j christ is
#IS HE UP TO SUMN ONLY I I KNOWWWW#god damn is dis shit catchy lmao#i usually hate catchy songs cause theyre lackluster or passionless in serving their purpose (even if that purpose is just to party)#but this is v utilitarian in just being ‘ding dong bitch hes back ;)’#but still wants to be something on its own in a way (obv from the art direction) and i appreciate the effort lol#they was right!!! the gays (me) are hype!!!#anyway end rant >.<#lil nas x#j christ
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call me a vampire the way i. cant look at the lights
#oououou autism is strong todayy#im coming home from work tiredy and they. have the big lamps turned on. how dare they.#/j OBVS. its fine.#it just sucks that i still had to eat which means. no escaping to warm cozy roomm =3=p#and then. my mom starts. sanding her crafts???#sanding and rough brushes like that are a major sensory issue to me. :) PLUS. all the fucking dust that could have gotten in my food??#dont ask why she does it on the dinner table i. dont know (i do its bc there isnt space elsewhere which. fair.)#sillyposting#ouoouou yay bed......#im glad im cozy againn =w=b#ooh i guess it was nice that my dad somehow talked me out of it.#im sure that if he wouldnt have talked to me i wouldve ran around in my head about it.#i just dont like. that things work that way.#why. why do things get better?#hm.#anyway. bed. gn. (not. i fucking wishh. no way im sleeping rn its not even 19.30 yett.)#(dont get me wrong id loove to sleep but also. then i wake up at 12am unable to get back to it. ever. and. =3=p)
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Hear me out but villains / protagonist swap au . Where . Adam and Charlie get swapped .
#Like okay !! So basically Adam wants to rehab the sinners cause he’ll keeps getting shittier and shittier with its overpopulation problem#and seemingly no one is doing anything about it . But Charlie doesn’t want to because in this au she’s a sadist and enjoys seeing them suffe#r! it’s like entertainment to her ! (guitar solo fuck yeah!) and then Lute can be swapped with Vaggie (honestly if the angel Vaggie theory#turns out right then they feel like they’d make good parallels for one another) then a few wayward sinners take a chance on the hotel that#Adam managed to set up (Charlie doesn’t believe it’ll work anyways so she’s fine with it happening) and among those sinners are the three Vs#! Vox & Al are swapped (obvs) Va and Angel are swapped (kinda iffy on this cause . I don’t want to make Angel a predator nor do I want to#victimize Val given . who he is.) and Velvette can have Nifty’s role ! somewhat conflicted on who j should swap with Husk and Nifty though#I guess the Vs don’t necessarily need specific swaps . they can just fill the roles of ‘sinners who help around / stay at the hotel ‘#in the same way the og protagonists might not have to be the exact same flavor of evil#just still be antagonists
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Of all the SP kids, I feel like Butters and Wendy would be the most likely to be Gacha kids. Butters because he'd probably like the art style/story tropes a lot(*cough*hatedchild*cough cough*) and Wendy because I think she'd vibe with the very specific brand of music Gacha stuffs always used back in the day.
#Kenny would be into Gacha Heat /j#/j iT WAS /J LEAVE ME ALONE#anyways Im a former gacha kid so obvs I am correct and you can't fight me abt this /j#south park#sp headcanons#butters stotch#wendy testaburger#gacha#gacha life#late night ramblings
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"romeo and juliet's relationship killed 6 people" ok? god forbid women do anything
#i actually had to count to double check how many people it was lol. 6 is the number people always quote but those people#also tend to be annoying so.#anyway i'm a r&j apologist. obvs#.txt
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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009)
↳ dir. Terry Gilliam
#the imaginarium of doctor parnassus#films#terry gilliam#heath ledger#i remembered finding this mehhh narrative-wise back in the day but it really took me by surprise upon rewatch#like... i had fun with this. i really did.#i mean minus the unnecessary & offensive blackface scene (even if i think its meant to represent tony being an exploitative piece of shit)#like...... just... no. absolutely not.#(not that blackface is ever necessary obvs -.-)#also ... the 10 min of j*hnny depp screentime which is just...... i don't want to watch that no thank you#anyways those lines .... mood. narratively with some way to go. fucking say that haha.
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i just think it's neat that louise glück wrote this about jonathan byers
#anyway stoner s4 jonathan is processing his whole fucking life forget the last 2 years this shit started at 4#jonathan byers#stranger things#*mp#also j in case it needs to be said this is obvs about joyce not l*nnie
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might actually watch the emmy’s live this year these nominations are insane im gonna be watching it like it’s the super bowl
#counting down the days#give bella ramsay lead actress pls#and kieran culkin lead actor#i REALLY want succession to get best drama but would also be happy with yellowjackets or tlou taking it home#i feel like someone from succession will get supporting actor but it’s literally just succession and white lotus in that category#i could see macfadyen taking it#or skarsgard#aubrey plaza or j smith for supporting too pls#the bear obvs deserves best comedy#but tbh it feels more like a drama to me#but ik putting it in the drama category would have been suicide with all the great shows running in that category#i really want ayo edebiri to take supporting actress in a comedy !#i also feel like best directing and best writing with go to tlou or succession#like either those could take either of those categories#anyways those are my emmy predictions#i’ll try to rb this when it’s emmy’s time#i’m so excited#idk when i became such a tv critic/snob but this is who i am now#emmys 2023#emmys predictions#OH and james cromwell for best guest actor in a drama#his eulogy scene at the funeral is literally a huge moment in television history#it was an outstanding performance#the writing of that speech was also phenomenal but he DELIVERED
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