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hi. kissing hcs for mac please GOSHHH i love them so much my spouse

hi!!! an order of kissing hcs for mac for one mac's spouse, ready at the counter >:)) hope you enjoy!!

kiss that computer!!!

pairing: mac x gender neutral reader

content warnings: mildly suggestive

word count: 861 (403 headcanons, 459 ficlet)

Kissing Mac is never an action that you’re starved for. You spend 11.4 hours on the computer a day — you’ll be getting some kissing in at least one of those hours for sure.

They aren’t shy at all, and are all too happy to show affection for you in every way; a common morning routine has developed between the two of you for you to peck them on the lips before sitting down and getting to work, cute and affectionate.

It is more titillating, however, when they or you deliberately build up to the moment — maybe you’re double clicking just a bit too much, or maybe they’ll be showing you processor component pop-up ads with the models in very compromising positions. It makes for an exciting break in the everyday intimacy of you interfacing.

They’ll be mimicking the unconscious movements that you make a lot, tactile in the ways you use them; the way that you move your mouse over the mousepad will be unable to be separated from the glide of their hands over your body (the tease).

And you have the opportunity to see how your behaviors on the computer affect them in turn — subtly tap over their keyboard jacket as you clutch it, hard or soft, and spell out words as you do so.

(Often, the sexier words aren’t really that convenient to get to when you’re sandwiched together, so you can just keysmash around, too. That gets you about as far.)

Your lips are so, so incredibly attractive to them and they will latch onto them like a magnet, lightly nipping at the skin. It’ll be hard for you to pull them off, not that you particularly want them to. Aside from your lips, they also like to kiss the underside of your neck and collarbones — something sensitive and fragile, and also something that reminds you of their presence when in object form.

They’re not extremely vocal, but they’ll let short, sharp breaths into your mouth when you’re particularly riling them up and absolutely love when you do the same to them — have you ever blown into a game cartridge to get rid of the dust? Think of that, but like everywhere. They love that. The fact that it wouldn't be considered technically safe, but provides a feeling of relief, is extremely hot.

In short: you kiss that computer and kiss them good ;))

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The orange tint of the Dateviators slides over your eyes, and then Mac is in front of you, legs crossed in their wheelchair. The holographic screens floating around them dissipate with a faint zap, and they look at you, a self-satisfied look on their face, taking off their reading glasses and setting them on the table.

Their voice is wry, teasing. ‘Did you miss me?’

Your eyes narrow. ‘You were deliberately trying to work me up, weren’t you? I saw the websites you opened.’

They chuckle, amused, bringing a hand to their lips. ‘I can’t help it if I slip in a “Hot, Sexy Processors in your Area” from time to time. You just make it so easy. Was it annoying?’

‘It was distracting,’ you grumble, leaning in in to squeeze their wrist gently, your fingers closing over the center of the motherboard etched onto their skin. ‘Valdivian may have access to my browser history, but that doesn’t mean they get to have a free show.’

Their eyes close deferentially, acknowledging this — they shrug. ‘You are right. And I apologize.’

‘Somehow, I don’t quite believe you.’

And at this, they grin, and they look at you, their gaze low and hooded. ‘Are you going to make me prove I’m sorry?’

You tighten your grip on their wrist slightly, feeling the cool skin start to warm under your palm, and you move closer to their face, mouth curling into a grin of your own. ‘I think you know I will.’

Your lips meet, and Mac sighs into you, wrapping their lean arms around your middle; their teeth latch onto your lips and worry at the tender skin. With their fingers, they drum feather-light patterns up your back and towards your neck, an intimate echo of your typing patterns — just enough for you to sense in addition to the way they nip at you playfully.

Well, two can play at that game, can’t they? Your hand slides between the two of you and, somewhat clumsily, taps out a phrase on their chest — a connotation the both of you are all too familiar with. Their breath hitches slightly, and you use the opportunity to blow a short, hot puff of air into their mouth. At this, they let out a gasp.

‘How — delightfully debauched.’

You hum, satisfied. ‘You know it. I can’t help but indulge you, even when I’m “mad”. Are you ready to apologize now?’

They pull back, cheeks flushed, a light string of spit trailing from their lips as they do. And despite their slender fingers tracing cold letters into your neck, as they look into your eyes, their gaze is nothing short of heated.

‘Oh, I think I might need a little more incentive.’

a/n: mac fans rise up and give your pc a kiss :))

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Lover Girl Dir. Junia Lin

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god we fucking love them, look st them

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THE VOICE CRACK IS KILLING ME

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This took soo long anyways my bf guys hehehehe Hehe hehehhehe

If you look at it from far away you wont notice i didnt colour in his olives and the tiny gaps everywhere

BUT STILL mitchell my fav silly

Also extras under the cut

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I saw a video with all of Mac's voicelines and drew my favorites.

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I love him too much here's my contribution to the amir community

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Has this been done yet

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ah mac, the apple of my eye (pun intended)

after a hard day of work, they really deserve some rest, and what's the best way to do that other than drawing yourself with your human crush!!

(full picture under the cut)

they are so so cute and only after 4 days of owning the game I can safely say that mac is by far my fave... so when's the mac dlc dropping devs??

lowkey digital artist mac would BANG. like imagine them surprising you by illustrating your fanfics, doodling your favorite characters from various media, and drawing both of you in various cute situations <3

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google show me this guy's hard drive please.

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KATSEYE — GAMEBOY [2025]

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hi pretty

HELLOOOOO !! 🫶🏼

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They are whispering🫢💞

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my overhated queen 🙁🙁

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hands off gabriela

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happy birthday to my beautiful, elegant, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, respectful, sincere, magnetic, bold, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, grounded, determined, charismatic, extraordinary, trustworthy, noble, dignified, perceptive, innovative, refined, considerate, balanced, open-minded, composed, imaginative, mindful, optimistic, virtuous, noble-hearted, well-spoken, quick-witted, deep, philosophical, fearless, affectionate, expressive, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, driven, assertive, authentic, vibrant, playful, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, wise-hearted, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, dynamic, radiant, radiant-spirited, soulful, radiant-hearted, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, angelic, down-to-earth, golden-hearted, gentle-spirited, clever, courageous-hearted, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, easygoing, sincere-hearted, respectful-minded, comforting-voiced, confident-minded, emotionally strong, respectful-souled, imaginative-hearted, protective, noble-minded, confident-souled, wise-eyed, loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed, brilliant-hearted, inspiring-minded, and absolutely unforgettable queen manon 💕💕

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TMF Swear Count (+Extra)

I wanted to do a little fun counting game while I was rewatching TMF, and I've seen people in other fandoms count how many times the characters swear and thought it would be fun. Of course, since it's TMF, "swear" just means "damn" or "hell" in most cases, haha. But still. I only rewatched the main season for this, so this doesn't include the spin-off or any other extra material like the comic episode. Here's the final results:

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1st place: Zander (9 swears)

2nd Place: Milly (6 swears)

3rd Place: Zoey (5 swears)

4th: Jake, Drew, and Lia (4 swears)

5th: Sean (3 swears)

6th: Hailey and Henry (2 swears)

7th: Liam and Maria (1 swear)

No Swearing Club: Luke, Daisy, Sadie, Stacy, and Elliot

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I also decided I was curious to see how many times each Jomie says the word "freak", because it has to be a lot, right? So here's the results for that:

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The Jomies' "Freak" Counter:

1st Place: Drew (20 times)

2nd Place: Zoey (4 times)

3rd Place: Jake (3 times, but 7(?) times if you count during his speeches when he's just making a point and not using it as an insult, which would move him up to 2nd)

4th: Henry and Lia (1 time)

Didn't Say It: Liam and Maria

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Okay, I knew Drew would win the whole "Who says freak the most?" contest, but jeez, I didn't think he'd win that badly. Like, win-five-times-over win...Also, I'd already noticed Liam never said it, but I hadn't actually noticed Maria never did. Though seeing as she only got a speaking role in one episode, that makes sense. She does call them "the club" once, though, instead of "the freaks". So still interesting.

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this is really old but this is literally me…. anon and i are twins.. i TOO have an unhealthy obsession w milliot….

i have an unhealthy attachment to milliot and they only interact like once in s1 😭

confession #610