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The thing about mean rivals is that like there's kinda a reason we stop having them the second the plots started getting world-ending in scope and that's because you do not have time to deal with some whiny asshole who you've beaten over and over again's shit when a space chinchilla is about to suffocate everyone in the region
Like if they're a dick to you the entire way through they quickly become all bark and no bite because narratively they're going to keep losing to you, and again progressively destroying the ego of a small child is second to whatever this year's eldritch abomination is (and if they went so far as to help the eldritch abomination it raises questions about why they're friendly enough to battle you in the post game).
So like. It's simpler if they're just nice? And have arcs where the fact that they keep losing to you is the point? Your rival isn't the final boss anymore you don't have to build up to finally being able to defeat them for good (except not really) (I guess Hau in USUM arguably but LBR the final boss is Ultra Necrozma)
Like I guess I get annoyed when people don't acknowledge there's a point to how the rivals have been handled since gen 3. You don't have to like it per se but there's a reason the rivals are like this and it's not just the devs don't want to upset little kids.
The fact that the adults care about your safety on the other hand...
#I'd have to go play through it properly but like. the plot of Gen I is really weak and for narrative sake I think we should not be holding#ourselves to its tropes#(i don't say this to be disparaging to Gen I I respect those games so much#I mostly say it to like make a point)#also like the rivals didn't start exclusively choosing the PokĂ©mon weaker than you until the one stronger than you showed up elsewhere#what's more intimidating Kukui and Leon having the stronger starter or the weaker one?#meanwhile Hop and Nemona are like. explicitly going easy on you. Nemona was about to waste you with her champion level team like a PokĂ©mon#player stumbling across a bug catcher they missed while having god in their party#yeah of course when clavell points that out she chooses the weaker starter#Hop also has two PokĂ©mon on you and is not ready for you to be as good as you are that's why he takes losing so hard later#he's being cocky#ANYWAY THIS HAS BEEN YOUR SEMI MONTHLY ALTO RANT ABOUT CERTAIN POKĂMON FANS#Pokemon
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#mudkip#i have been requested by an individual to make one of the tags on this post âmudpikâ#so there you are. âmudpikâ is now in the tags of this post#anyway. mudkip is the starter i think i chose most often in my playthroughs of the hoenn games as a kid. it's very cute and i think is a#rather widely-known pokĂ©mon. everyone loves mudkip and thinks it's cute i think#i also believe it's a water/ground type without having to evolve? 4x weakness to grass my belovĂšd. lemme check rq#okay no it's not i lied. i think bulbasaur is the only dual-type starter without having to evolve. but marshtomp is water/ground#it's the quagsire typing. not a huge fan of marshtomp bc it feels like a weird intermission between mudkip and swampert but#we'll get there when we get there. for now this is mudkip and you are containing mudkip (look at mudkip)#hi it's me again coming back to see the tags on this like 2 hours before it posts onto the blog TURNS OUT#i was wrong. rowlet is also dual-type. grass/flying. i only remembered this like a week and a half after i queued this post up#but good thing i caught it so none of you correct me in the comments. get rekt i've corrected myself
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happy scriblings & playing games (VERY LIGHT new zelda spoilers btw i guess lol)
#witch hat tag#orufrey#me giving up shrines bc of severe joycon drift: this would rly suck if i was oru and qifrey was next to me and i was trying to impress him#qif is better suited to pkmn. having a gaggle of unruly & cute creatures around him feels natural.#he always has oru's starter (traded immediately every time â€ïž) 4 adorable creatures to represent the girls#and an unfathomable being to represent a brushbug. the 4 are named after the girls but maybe they get to recommend which things.#like riche would want something really cool & strong & cute. agott something really technically good to help qifrey out..#but qifrey cant let his girls battle. so they're all weak. he sends out oru to protect everyone for him â€ïž#oru just plays games to distract from the work grind so he plays them all normally.#they swapped the joycons of their black and white switches long ago too..normal regular tasselcore friendship things..#oru doesnt have the heart to tell qifrey...THAT YOUR JOYCON HAS DRIFT AND SUCKS!!!!!!! he'll accept it...evil joycon of love......#it's weird that im drawing happy sweet art when i feel kinda shitty atm ...
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me playing Gotham Knights, seeing Red Hood in his mask: baby, smol boy, precious, husband material, loml
me when he has no mask on: demon, ugly man, mortal enemy
#whoever designed his character needs to be flogged#Gotham Knights#GK game#GK#Jason Todd#Red Hood#batman#dc#dc games#batfam#Why does he look like 90âs RomCom Starter Pack Bully#thicc man in a mask is my only weakness#detective comics#DC
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closed starter for Brielle @cantfightmoonlight during: Ro & Jo wedding dinner
"I'm really glad we got our bouquets to match." Amrita said as she offered Brielle a small smile. "I didn't think it would make a big difference, but it definitely did. You have an eye for this stuff." She sniffled. It had been a while since she last cried, but her nose still felt congested. "Do you feel better now that we're not on the beach?"
#s: amrita#amrita feat. brielle#amrita feat. brielle 003#a/n: again my starter game is weak but pls take this
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i'm not usually the type to dabble with social media much, but during my holiday my brother introduced me to tiktok and that was the biggest mistake he could have made. i stumbled across that whole viral meme that's going around about the dog that says 'let me do it for you' in that silly little voice, and ever since anytime my mum tries to do something i tend to cut in and say that to her. i'm pretty sure i've done it so much in the last three days that she's ready to kick me outta the country and send me back to los angeles. what's a viral meme that has completely taken over your life? / @cityofdreamsstartersâ
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Iâve reached this point in my life when I need a hobby or something. I donât want to take up golf, or surf. I grew up on an island. If I wanted to do that, I would have started already. Iâm newly divorced and I should be exploring this new freedom, but Iâm also not the guy who used to hit up the clubs and party all night. Ideas, suggestions, thoughts of randomness? Iâm here for it. @gonehollywoodstartersâ
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for a moment there, i thought i was really losing it. i got a giant amazon package delivered and for the life of me, i couldâve remember ordering it. iâm not much of an online shopper and as a rule, i try not to give into over-consumerism. however, ashton on weed clearly doesnât agree. iâd ordered all the usuals; tapestries, incense, crystals and... a stripper pole? oh, one of these is not like the others. i was going to return it but i got such a mocking from my mates that iâm keeping it out of pure spite. brb, going to google all the exercises i can do on it. whatâs been your worst spur of the moment online purchase? or, whatâs something that youâve bought on a whim and it turned out to be the best thing ever? gimme all of your wildest shopping stories, while i try figuring out how to get ready for swimsuit season with my new stripper pole. / @gonehollywoodstartersâ
#gonehollywoodstarter#| &. chats / love our permanent chase and the bite of our bark#// i have no idea what this is. my starter game is weak af.#drugs tw
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WHO: providencepeakstarters (4/3) CLOSED WHERE: Bonfire Bash
She'd been looking forward to the comfort of her own bed, the soft pillows and fluffy blanket, after spending a week camping in the jungle in Cambodia but it seemed like her hometown had other plans for her. Having completely forgotten about the End of Summer Bonfire, she'd shown up at her parents' house just as they were leaving to join the festivities. Sure, the Cartwrights weren't planning on spending the night but you'd be hard pressed to find a town event that didn't have the two Texas transplants in attendance. Even if it was only for the s'mores. So Austin tagged along, catching up with her mom and dad for a few hours before breaking off to set up her own tent before beginning to search for people she hadn't seen since she'd been home for the holidays.
However, what should have been a simple twenty minute task tops, had Austin cursing out loud as one of the poles for the tent she'd borrowed from her parents house snapped, a piece of flimsy metal going flying. "Heads up!" She called out, standing to her full 5'4" height as she spoke in hopes it made her words more clear, before flopping back onto the ground with a huff. If she wanted to sleep on the ground she'd have stayed in Cambodia. At least there her tent was reliable. "Well looks like I'm taking sleeping under the stars literally tonight." She grumbled, mostly to herself, as she opened a beer and took a long drink from the bottle.
#event: bonfire bash#clearly my starter game is weak#but pls love me y'all#also i used way too many words pls know you don't have to match length
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Closed starter: Constance Seymour and Nazli Najafi (@frvgcleternty)
Location: English quarters
The English quarters were an odd mix of activity and quiet in the days that followed the princess' birth. Though the nursemaids were the most constant of visitors, the ladies of court all flowed in and out, bringing their gifts and fawning on their beautiful queen and her lovely little angel. In fact, so great was the love for the princess that the gifts began to overflow the nursery. Constance, though not known for her sweetness, knew what it was to be swamped in baby items so she found herself helping to organize the new presents. She held up a small dress, full of lace and frills, and remembered when her own daughter had been so small when the door opened and Nazli came in. "I was just thinking that I cannot believe the princess is finally here. Look at all these dresses. She will never have to wear a single dress twice," Constance laughed, hanging the dress and smoothing out the wrinkles.
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WHERE: bay farmer's market. WHO: [ open ] & stevie.
A reusable grocery bag hung off Stevie's arm as she made her way down the rows of vendors at the farmer's market. So far, she'd only snagged a few oranges, but she'd set her sights on the avocados from several rows away. Now that she was standing here, though, one slightly squishy avocado in hand, she realized she had absolutely no idea how to properly pick one. They were sensitive little things; not ripe enough and she'd have to wait to eat it, which... patience was a virtue, sure, but not one she'd ever know in this lifetime. But overripe and she'd be cutting into brown mush, which... gross.
Still glancing down at the avocado in her hand, she sensed the presence of another shopper standing a little off to the side. For just a moment, Stevie felt a small sense of shame that she had never learned how to do something as simple as shop for groceries like a normal person, but growing up like she had meant a dollar for a ten pack of ramen noodles was a far better deal than a dollar for a fruit with a very short shelf life. And then in LA, the only part Stevie played in grocery shopping was Venmoing her roommate.
She held up the offending fruit and humbled herself as she turned towards the other shopper, asking, "how do you when it's a good avocado? I know you don't want it to feel like a rock, and too much squish is bad, but how much squish is too much squish?"
#stevie's a native so feel free to assume connections#she lived in hmb until she was 21 and was gone for 8 years. she's been back only a few days#starter game has been and always will be weak <3
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Random question: but did anyone make a New Year's resolution and if so how are you guys doing? I'll admit it I messed up royally a few weeks ago but I'm back on track and won't make that mistake again...I'm getting the impression it might just be me though?
@tinseltownstarter
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#turtwig#AND GENERATION FOUR BEGINS!!!#never thought we'd get there so soonâ huh? yeahâ neither did i. it's like it kinda just came out of nowhere. i knew i was queuing up gen 3#legendaries and that usually means the next gen is right around the corner but it's still surprising to me for some reason#seeing the beginning of gen 4. who knows. turtwig is one of those starters i used to not like but i've really come around to in recent years#y'knowâ they're cute! what else is there to say? the only reason i usually don't use them in playthrus of sinnoh games is just bc grotle#or. torterra is the final one. yeah. i'm not a huge fan of it as compared to like. infernape. but then again i think gen 4 just has kinda#weak starters for my taste. not like objectively. there's a liker out there for every starterâ for sureâ but they've just always feltâŠ#i dunno. default. to me. maybe it's because gen 4 is the gen i played the most as a kid. next to colosseum i guess#so they really feel like Default PokĂ©mon. when i think of pokĂ©monâ gen 4 pokĂ©mon are usually some of the first ones to come to mind#and y'know! turtwig is good! good pokĂ©mon! that's about all. i like it now and i used to not
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open event starter (Â @shrikestartâ ) location: north pole station
âHey, hon? I might need some help here.â Aaron admitted, turning to the person next to him with a quiet sigh. After continuing their struggles for a good few minutes, they finally realized they should probably ask for a second opinion. It was a little embarrassing to admit that this was their first time putting together a gingerbread house, but it had sounded cute and simple enough for them to want to give it a try. Now they were by no means a good cook or baker and had no clue what they were supposed to be doing exactly, to their own disappointment.
The blond puffed up his cheeks in frustration and then slowly exhaled again. âI really, really hate to ask, because I see kids doing a better job. And Iâm usually good with my hands. But the candy keeps falling off so I pressed it harder and now the whole house is starting to collapse.â There was a hint of panic in their voice and eyes, their body tensed up slightly, in contrast to how relaxed they had been just a few minutes ago.
âIâm really sorry to have to ask, I donât mean to keep you from finishing your own house.â
#{ âŸâ© đȘđ đ đ đđđŁđ đ ⏠interactions }#shrikestart#//my starter game is weak but this sounded cute in my head#//feel free to assume connections but#//theyve only lived in shrike heights for 4 months
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quick ways to tell if a genshin tierlist sucks:
sucrose is a tier (or more) below kazuha
kaeya and rosaria arenât in the same tier
yelan is placed above xingqiu
#mostly the sucrose one. it's literally the first thing I look for#if i see kazuha in S tier and sucrose down in B tier I know that the list is a joke#genshin impact#kazuha is more fun than sucrose and I prefer him quite significantly but they are both bonkers broken. sucrose is CONSTANTLY underestimated#the genshin gg tierlist also has rosaria in B tier and kaeya in D tier which is a joke#they're basically the same character. slightly different strengths and weaknesses#but assuming they're both c6 they're pretty equal#people just assume kaeya is worse because he's a starter character I guess?#and ppl who think yelan is better than xingqiu are crazy#yelan is fantastic but xingqiu is the best character in the game and it's not close#yelan arguably has more damage going for her#but even that's negotiable. c6 xingqiu has a longer burst and more rainswords so with comparable investment it's a lot closer than ppl think#but on top of that xingqiu has better hydro application and offers an INSANE amount of defensive utility. way more than you realise#i never want there to be a better character than xingqiu. it fills me with joy that this rich boy in dumb shorts is so strong
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closed starter â brennan sorrengail and andarna ( @wvsteria )
he doesn't want to push help when people don't ask for it. but the young adult has been attempting to reach the same book for about five minutes that he decides to step in. he pulls on a friendly smile like he does for work. "which one are you trying to get? maybe i can help?"
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