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fuck yes from angel but we been knew.
PUT ā FUCK YES ā IN MY ASK IF YOUR MUSE WANTS TO FUCK MINE
"You're so pitiful, little spider." He giggles cruelly. "But you certainly are entertaining."
#ā ;; on air || ic#ā ;; feedback || answered#bringsin#//alastor PLEASE#//man is telling u he likes u#//why u gotta say hes pathetic
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the eyes of a man in love
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more windbreaker comics
#you can NOT tell me that togame isnt head over heels for sakura this man is SMITTEN!!!!#like did u see his face...DID U........ im so glad he came back to join the protection squad the way i SCREAMED !!!!#wind breaker spoilers#wind breaker 148#the last few chapters of wbk really rewired my brain im gonna be spinning through these fruity fucks for a while dont mind me#togasaku#kamesaku#haruka sakura#togame jo#wind breaker#wind breaker comics#comics#thecmart#wbk#also sry ill address asks in due time!!! my headspace is still a dumpster fire im barely squeezing these lil comics out
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Creepy old guy
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice musical#betlegeuse#character design#lydia deetz#art#digital art#fanart#can u tell I like bugs#I wanted him to have wings so bad but having them visible all the time made the design feel cluttered#and having him just shapeshift them sometimes feels cheap especially when I dont want him to fly with them anyway#and then I was like.... elytra coat.....#He looks like he has blush on his face but that is just mold#I finished watching the musical finally and im absolutely in love with it. Has to be one of my top musicals of all time#and its definitely my favorite portrayal of beetlejuice too#How am I supposed to resist when hes so sad and miserable and pathetic#Youre telling me hes a silly little guy AND he sings???? Get this man his green card
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okay but jean having a breakdown post tsc 2 interview and all three of his love interests rushing to him to console him in various ways and it overwhelms him so much he ends up leaving them behind to sit next to neil instead
#no better consolation than a man who will literally tell u how likely a plane crash is when he finds out you're scared of heights#but no neil is so gentle w jean in such a#(vague satisfied noises)#way#im imagining jean super flustered like he was panicking a second ago and then three very beautiful people were like hey omg are you okay??#do you want us to hold you?#and he was like hhhhhhhhh where is the loser who was meant to be by my side forever and ever i need to find him actually#aftg#neil josten#jean moreau#jeaneil friendship save me
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SAAGGEEEE your corrupting art blurb UUUGGGGHHHHH TOO FUCKING GOOD
thinking about the same scenario of him being overwhelmed & so deeply in subspaceā¦ but making him cum for the first time ever & heās so whiny & doesnāt know whatās going on & feels so good when he cums he just doesnāt know what to do šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«
DYLAN LISTENNN
i havenāt rlly written too much corruption kink stuff bc iāve been focused on other things, but now im fully in the game.
iām thinking about an inexperienced, virgin!art donaldson whoās never had a real orgasm before.
wet dreams? sure!
butās heās never been conscious to experience those releases; just woken up to warm, sticky boxers and a funny feeling swirling lingeringly around in his stomach.
maybe heās never explored that sector of life before due to something like: barely repressed religious guilt, or the fear that itāll be too intense for him to handle, or just plain business..! but the point is that heās never experienced that hot, all-consuming, pulsing rush of pleasure that floods through your body when you come undone..
so when he finds himself submitting in your arms, the two of you tangled in your bed while he mindlessly seeks friction against your leg and kisses you, his eyes fly wide open when he feels a bolt of something good shoot through his cock in his briefs.
āoh,ā he whines against your lips before he pulls back and swallows thickly, āoh, god..ā
you look to his eyes and chuckle softly, catching your breath while your hand snakes down to grope his bulgeā rewarding you with a sharp moan and a jerk of his hips.
āyouāre so sensitive,ā you whisper, your hand giving two tugs on his clothed cock before art is grasping for your arms, his legs starting to tense.
ās-somethingās coming.ā
he says it in a way that makes him sound utterly terrified but completely elated, simultaneously. heās quaking against you, letting out little moans into your neck that are rapidly increasing in volume and frequency with each passing half-second.
fuck, heās already teetering on that ledgeā so overcome with the new sensations that he canāt squeeze his thighs together hard enough to stall his crossing of the finish line.
sweat is prickling on his skin almost uncomfortably, and heās melting into your frame as he buries his face in your shoulder. his blonde curls brush your jaw and cheek. another tug on his erection sends him hurtling toward the end of it all before he can even properly grasp the build-up. poor thing.
āiā¦ i feel really weirdā.. i canātā! i think im gonna..! gonna-!ā
he yelps, before his vision completely whites out. his fingers curl into your biceps and his legs kick out and spasm as he lets out another broken cry. his voice comes out mangled through the heady waves of dopamine and the surge of emotions.
heās never felt anything like it.
nothingās even come fuckinā close.
not a win on the court for a sparkling medal or trophy, not a bite of his momās special cooking, not even cry-laughing at patrickās dumb jokes.
nothing.
this is everything.
god, how did he miss out on this for so long? what was life even like before this type of ecstasy?
heās gushing into his underwear (heaps of held-in loads finally pouring out), rocking against your leg as you gently work him through it with a smile on your face, and he canāt quite seem to think of an answer to either of those questions of his..
itās all too much in the best way.
āoh fuck, fuck fuck fuck, im cumming,ā he gasps, sounding laughably bewildered and unsteady, his touch growing almost painful on your limbs.
he doesnāt mean to grab you so hard, but the feelings are consuming him wholly and he needs to clutch onto something before heās sure heāll float away. he needs you to ground himācomfort him, help him, teach him.
he canāt believe whatās happening, and now heās only got one thing left on his mind as the aftershocks make his head spin:
howās he ever supposed to survive sex?
#šø - ask prompts#š - mutuals#:3 thank u dylan btw hehee#i love virgin!art#can u tell im passionate abt this#idk i just think heād be sobbing as he puts it in for the first time#finishing inside you after only the first three inches slide in#like yes deflower that man#corruption kink#sageās asks#art donaldson smut#art donaldson x reader#art donaldson x you
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#dcmk#detective conan#dunno what chap it was but its from when uh#conan gets shot and he's talking w heiji at the hospital#n heiji's just like yeah idk man if my ass got shrinked i'd tell kazuha so maybe u should tell ran about your whole thing#and conan's like hmm. perhamps i shall.....#but then haibara pulls up and gently pushes him back into his little repression cave n_n
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pairing:Ā hoshina soushirou x gn!reader (no prns)
summary:Ā he still dreams of you and wishes for another chance to make you his, some lines are inspired by hakujitsu by king gnu
warnings:Ā reader is rather lively/bubbly,
notes: TYSM FOR 100 !!!, a/n (yapping) in tags
wc:Ā 1800
Hoshina Soushirou still dreamt of you. Every once in a while, youād come to visit him in his sleep and it would make him believe that a miracle had occurred, that he had another chance. Every time, he would tell himself that he would never let this go, that he would give it his absolute all this time.
Yet, every time, he would wake up from this dream.
And every time, he would feel his heart drop at the realization of that. He was disappointed, and he knew, but there was no reason to be. It wasn't like anything had happened between the two of you. He liked to believe there was something going onā something more than mere acquaintances or friends, but he knew there wasn't. It must've been all in his head because the last time he had heard of you was before you were moved to the first division. He hadn't heard a single word from you since then, nor has he said anythingā but that was just the way it was. There was nothing to do at this point anyway.
He wasnāt with you for all that long, and it was probably just the fact that both of you joined at the same time that naturally started the first conversation. He was far more weary of everything and far less cheerful at the time, and you didn't even work with him most of the time being a researcher, but you didnāt mind that one bit. If you had something you wanted to say, you would tell him and heād just have to listen. At first, he had no idea why you kept talking to him when he paid hardly any mind, but after a while, he found comfort in your conversations. He had started to look forward to talking to you.
It had only been a few months before the defense force noticed how spectacular your work was and quickly called you over to the first division. There wasnāt a tearful farewell, or even a casual goodbye for that matter. You disappeared along with a cheerful āIāll see you around!ā while you were moving your boxes out and he would hear those words ring in his head for the years to comeā in your voice. Yet, at the time, all he could do was force a smile and nod.
It had been so many years since you had moved, he didnāt even know what you looked like now. Probably still stunning. Definitely still stunning. Although he had the chance to see the 1st division officers a lot, you were a researcher who worked behind the scenes. Naturally, there was no reason he'd bump into you, and he didnāt. He never did.
He loved to remember you, but he hated to think about you. He loved to remember the way you would laugh at his silly jokes, the way you would ramble on about the work you had to do daily but would still put in your all, and the way you would always visit him with some cold tea when he trained late into the night if you were still up as well. Actually, he hated thinking about the teaā it would make him start thinking about you. He would think about how you were now, if you were still pilled with work, and if you remembered him.
If he bumped into you, would you remember his name? Maybe if he cracked a lame joke. Maybe if he gave you a few days to think about it. Maybe if he started listing the things you talked aboutā his most treasured memories. Maybe then youād say his name again.
See? This is why he hated thinking about youā he had things to be doing.
It wasn't like this happened everyday and it wasn't that big of a deal. It just ruined his day a little when it did happen. So if he had to say, he hated dreaming of you.
As you took over his thoughts again, the emergency alarm started to buzz, as if to tell him to snap out of it. He was thankful, he couldn't still be daydreaming like this.
A smaller-sized identified grade kaiju had appeared near the first division quarters, so the third division was doing more backup work this time. Hoshina was taking care of the smaller kaiju in the vicinity that had spawned from the presence of the honju. It felt nice for him to be doing work, it took his mind off his ramblings and cleared his head. He wasn't too worried about the honju, however. Although it was an identified grade, it wasn't anything they hadn't dealt with before and as much as he liked to tease Narumi about how he was always better at smaller kaiju neutralization, he knew Narumi was extraordinary at what he did.
At least that would have been true for any other kaiju of that size and strength, but Narumi seemed to be struggling far more than expected with this one. From his earpiece, he heard Okonogi notify him that the 1st division was asking to send Narumi some help if possible, and he immediately rushed over.
Yet, by the time he got there, Narumi had already neutralized the kaiju in question, although horribly beat up.
āI don't need your help, Hoshina!ā Narumi still managed to yell while on the floor, absolutely bleeding out.
āOh, shut up, do you want to die?ā Hoshina asked. It didn't take an expert to see that Narumiās condition was concerning.
Narumi soon fell quiet, probably unconscious, while Hoshina found his earpiece lying on the floor near him. He picked it up, hoping it'd connect to the first division just in case they had lost connection to his vitals.
āHe's unconscious right now, but he seems to still be breathing. However, he's bleeding dangerously from multiple spots. I think a few ribs might also be broken,ā Hoshina said. āThere aren't any kaiju nearby at the moment and I'll take care of them if any do comeā bring the stretcher right away.ā
He waited a moment, but there was no response from the earpiece.
āHello?ā he asked, hoping for a response. After another moment, he heard it.
āHoshinaā¦?ā
It was you. He would still recognize your voice from anywhere. Oh, how he missed you. His eyes were wide and he had nothing to say all of a sudden. You remembered him. You recognized his voice.
You remembered his name.
āThank you for your report, we lost connection to some of his vitals halfway through. The medics should be there in a few minutes,ā you said.
āI'll stand by,ā Hoshina said and kept Narumi's earpiece in his ear. He had nothing he wanted to tell you, not one thing in mind, but he wanted to be on the line with youā even in silence. The medics came in a few minutes like you had told him and took care of Narumi right away.
āThey got here, he should be fine now,ā Hoshina said, as if you didn't already know. He just wanted something to say to you.
āI missed working with you,ā you said and he couldn't believe his ears. Perhaps he'd wake up from this dream again. Perhaps he'd open his eyes and be utterly disappointed again. But he knew there wasn't even a hint of romantic affection in your words, just the respect you've always had for the work he did, and how you missed doing this job with him. And he did too.
āYeah, I did too,ā he said. āI still do.ā
You chuckled a little and he could still picture you smiling. āThat made my entire year,ā you said. āProbably not the time for this, but we should catch up sometime. If you don't mind, of course.ā
Made your year. What did you mean by that? And If he didn't mind? Oh, you didn't know how many times he's dreamed of this day.
āI'd love to,ā he said. While he was a little embarrassed to imagine the rest of the first-division team hearing this conversation, that was not going to stop him. He'd be an absolute fool to let this chance go. He has promised himself to give it his all this time.
āAre you seeing anyone?ā he asked quietly.
āSorry?ā you asked, hoping he'd repeat that. You heard it, but you were afraid you were so delusional you were starting to hear things. Your heartbeat quickened and you waited patiently, hoping it wasn't all in your head.
āDo you have a lover?ā he asked a little more clearly, but obviously still nervous and flustered. You had never seen him like this, ever.
āNo,ā you replied, a little too quickly. āI do not.ā
Relief washed over him and he felt his heartbeat quicken. Oh, thank goodness you didn't have access to his vitals. He was going to make you fall for him somehow.
āā¦do you?ā you asked quietly, after a moment.
āMe?ā he asked. āNo, I don't.ā
āI see,ā you said, but he could hear the soft delight in your voice. He would never miss it.
Perhaps he'd just go for it. There was nothing for him to lose at this point, and he had made his feelings plenty obvious already. If you didn't want him, he'd just try again. He's tried countless times in his dreams already, what's a few more?
āBut I'd love to be yours,ā he said and heard you gasp quietly. That one he couldn't read. Was that a little too bold? Far too sudden?
āDid I hear that right?ā he faintly heard you scream, asking your fellow first division coworkers. That made him laugh, you hadn't changed one bit. āIāve loved you forever, Hoshina.ā
There was absolutely no way. He was going to wake up soon, he just knew it. Well, might as well indulge in the dream for now, then.
āI've definitely loved you for longer,ā he said.
āHoshina, I'm going to kill you if this is a dream,ā you said, and that caught him off guard. Yet, even that sounded nice to him, and that made him smile. He'd get to see you, at least.
But it wasn't a dream. The way your voice fluttered his heart could never be felt through a dream. The way your laugh filled his soul could not possibly make him feel so warm through a mere dream.
āI cannot wait to see you,ā you said softly, your voice so full of love it made him melt.
He couldn't either, but that wasn't exactly what he had on mind this entire time.
āAnd I cannot wait to kiss you.ā
#hoshina x reader#hoshina soshiro x reader#soshiro x reader#hoshina soshiro#hoshina#kaiju no. 8 x reader#kaiju no 8 x reader#kn8 x reader#HERE IT IS#okay i really enjoyed writing this though i must be honest#i hope you enjoyed reading#THANK U SM FOR READING#truly did not mean to ramble on for this long#I ACTUALLY LIKED THIS ONE QUITE A BIT like the setting of it i might write a continuation sometime i will see#i usually always write drabbles but i start writing for hoshina and it will always hit 1k words#i truly cannot tell if the dialogue is actually sweet or i get second hand embarrassment reading it (STRONGLY LEANING TOWARDS THE LATTER)#so i will not think about that.#however i love the though of hoshina hopelessly in love for years#will always always melt my heart#stop he is SUCH A LOSERRRRRR#PEOPLE ARE LISTENING WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN PUBLIC#absolutely absolutely adore this man happy hoshina episode
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why 's simon so big? i mean, he's all height, muscles, and sassy, dark attitude. but he's also ur sweet, thoughtful, and silent boyfriend. and it makes me feral, cause he literally towers over u, wrapping u in thick arms and breathing u in. cause let's be honest, the smell of ur perfume/cologne makes him dizzy and warm :( and havin' u buried within his arms, while u whisper sweet nothings and talk about ur day literally soothes every ache 'n his body. i promise u he misses ur scent when he isnt home and sprays somethin' of his with ur perfume/cologne to take with him, just so he can have a small piece of u. anyways my love for this gruff, blunt man runs deep. Ėā Ė
#simon riley#tf141#task force 141#call of duty#simon ghost riley#cod mwii#ghost call of duty#writers on tumblr#size difference#ghost cod#cod mw2#deunmiu dessie sideblog#my thoughts#rehehheehehe#random and messy#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#fluff#the man is smitten with u#tell me im wrong#simon is most def the silent boyfriend#but he just likes listening to u talk#calms him lowkey#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x gender neutral reader#simon riley x male reader#deunmiu dessie
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CHUNSIK MY BELOVEDDDDDD
#im korean american and BRO#when i tell you that i was so fucking excited and happy#i actually cried bc i got emotional thinking about it all š#the language i hear everyday being shown to an international audience n shit :((( waaaahhh its so cool man#my culture as well :(( i was so fuckin happy (i shared so much random korean shit on my twt LOL)#i died when q said he had a surprise for acau and mentioned the eggs bro#like holy shit YES A KOREAN EGG ššš ITS ALL IāVE EVER WANTED BRO#I USED TO PRAY ššš#i love chunsik sm heās such a polite lil gentleman :(((#he dug tina n her horse out when she fell in a hole ā¦#placed blocks when she missed a jump to a ladder ā¦#and opened a fucking door for her šš heās such a sweetheart#i love him sm u actually dont understand#anyway normal tags now LOL#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp chunsik#chunsik fanart#chunsik the egg#qsmp korea#he is my everything šš«¶#my art
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can we all agree that chan is a huge talker in bed. he likes praising you a lot, prolly tosses some degradation in there sometimes. but the thing he loves the most is bossing you around, telling you to say certain things or asking you questions while fucking you senseless, even though he knows you're not gonna be able to answer him properly. i think it's just such a chan thing for him to do.
"tell me you're mine, i wanna hear it." "tell me how good it feels." "you like that?" "tell daddy how much of a good slut you are for him."
he gets off on the way you can barely even register what he's saying, and how when you try to answer him you're just babbling nonsense, stuttering every now and then between moans. he knows there's currently nothing on your mind but him and he loves that. and how could he be able to resist fucking you dumb when you sound this cute for him? when you're looking up at him with the prettiest doe eyes that are just begging him to ruin you even more?
"if you keep making those sounds, baby, i just might have to spoil you like this even more, hmm?" "you're just daddy's needy little cock slut, yeah?" "you can take it, baby. i know you can."
#solieverse: planet reverie#this is super short#but man i just love this chan#and u cannot tell me he wouldn't call himself daddy#like c'mon now.#skz smut#chan smut#bang chan smut#stray kids smut#bangchan smut#stray kids hard thoughts#stray kids hard hours#bang chan hard thoughts#skz hard thoughts#bang chan hard hours#skz hard hours
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i dont wanna doom people with the taint without them knowing, but the game doesn't let me warn them Ćŗ_Ć¹ except with velanna. she deserves to make an informed decision
#i know its supposed to be a secret but fuck that let me tell the people#also i was so close to not recruit oghren cause im like#man you are a father u dont need this shit you dont even dream and now you are gonna start having nightmares and die earlier than you shoul#but that means Not Hanging Out With Oghren so. i had to doom him#choices were made#same with anders its like i know this is gonna fuck u up but also i know i cant stop da2 from happening dgijgdfioj#i also feel bad about recruiting nathaniel he could had a decent life...#velanna at least knows and wants it#sigrun is in the legion of the dead anyway and justice is already a warden technically so no problem with them#dragon age#dragon age awakening#daa#dao#brosca#the warden#priscilla brosca#anders#anders dragon age#oghren#oghren kondrat#velanna
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bro can you imagine being tritter. youāre a power hungry cop who just wants to get revenge on the asshole doctor who humiliated you, so you approach his prescribing physician saying āhereās cold hard proof that he committed several crimes and endangered your careerā. and instead of testifying against him in light of this information heās like nooo he didnāt do anything wrong!! it was my fault actually that he committed felonies without my knowledge!! donāt take him away!! send me to prison instead!!! like. what do you even do with that
#canāt get over the car scene where tritter is like āyouāll go to prison if you donāt tell the truth about himā#and wilson just goes ābetter me than himā#and tritter just gets inscreasingly baffled by his commitment to being number 1 house defender#gay people bro šš outside perspective on that relationship goes crazy#house md#hilson#house/wilson#gregory house#james wilson#or like alternatively#can you imagine being julie wilson#and your husband comes home one day and heās like I lost my job#and u ask why#and he says that house committed too many crimes and you refused to get him fired#my man was down bad š stand by your mannn and show the world you love him
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Just thinking about Carmen with a gf who has an attitude and he just takes it bc heās so head over heels for her.
She stops by The Bear for family but brings some work with her that she really needs to get done, and Carmen pops into the officeājust to check on her! āBaby, dāyou want some water?ā or āLemme make you somethinā.ā or āYou alright?ā
And all she does is say āCarm, Iām busy. Go away.ā or āLeave me alone.ā with a tone that has him pouting even though heās used to it by now. Carmen sighs and walks out of the office like an idiot, grabs her a glass of water anyway (he canāt help it ok???), and drops it off beside her with a kiss on her cheek and a hand on her shoulder that she more or less ignores.
And Richieās watching all this go down, cackling when she snips at Carmen: āCousin, sheās got you on a leash.ā
And Carmen just tells him to āFuck off.ā because thatās his girl and heās just happy to see her <3
#can u tell that iām the gf with an attitude#u canāt convince me he wouldnāt be like this#i love that sad sad miserable man!!!#heās just so sappy#happy to be there#carmen berzatto x reader#carmy berzatto x reader#carmen berzatto#carmy berzatto#the bear fx#carmen berzatto fluff
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alcina dimitrescu KILLS her maids and drinks their blood
karl heisenberg tried to use a BABY as a weapon
ethan winters is WHITE
mother miranda tries to STEAL someones daughter
at the end of the day, your favorite resident evil 8 characters are terrible people
#resident evil village#ethan winters#resident evil#u cannot tell me that ethan actually did something bad#please be fr š#ethan winters is a horrible person for killing a family a five!#man come on#open ur eyesā¦ play the game maybeā¦#i get just not liking ethan#but why come up with a bunch of unreasonable excuses for why he sucks š#liek just say u hate him#u dont gotta start babying the lords or demonizing him#hes just a normal guy come on bro#most arguments i see r full of buzzwords tbh#i havent seen anything that has made me think#huhā¦ maybe that is a bit messed up of himā¦#he is a victim of other peoples consequences#he is forced into situations where he has to fight to survive#idc if people hate ethanā¦ but the second u start pulling stuff outta ur buttā¦#im sorry i gotta defend my gf#its annoying whenever people complain abt ethan fans goi ng like#āhaha i like him hes a normal guyā#cos waht r u arguing against#he IS a normal guy#he is literally a civillianā¦?#come on#conpare him to chris or leon who literally work for the government or whatever#its weird to get defenisive over ethanā¦ not being normalā¦?#just leave him aloneš bro has 100 hate articles abt him already#again another essay in the tags
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I complain about wanting male attention bc of my daddy issues and then when I get perceived in any sort of way by a man Iām like Iāve been doubly victimized ā¦. This is the worst, most blasphemous thing to have ever happened to me ā¦ā¦. The nerve on you to think you can speak to me ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
#Studying at a cafe rn and some dude turned around and looked me in the eye and was like āu smell good :)ā#Bc id like walked ahead of his table to drop my drink in the trash#And at first I was like ummm what which I feel like shouldāve given him the chance to course correct#This man doubles down and is like u smell good!!!!!#And I had to be like aw thanks :) but it was rly awkward bc I feel like thatās just not a natural way to start a conversation#So he had to j awkwardly turn around and I had to awkwardly go back to my biochem chapter#Also Iām wearing Love Donāt Be Shy by Kilian rn so ofc I smell good ā¦..#tell me something I donāt KNOW ā¦ā¦.#Anyway I rly donāt wanna be perceived rn
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think fast! surprise trust fall
#ffxiv#emet selch#hythlodaeus#hythades#ff14#fanart#all the stuff they used to do as little girls theyād still do for old timeās sake#the stupider the better like even pre-transition theyād fuck around like middle school boys#childhood friends brah who knows what they got up to as kids#ESPECIALLY if emet who constantly gas a stick up his ass considers his youth misspent#ohhhhh im emet selch and grown up now i have a reputation to uphold for the sake of the star#enter: hythlodaeus and azem bringing out his peanut brain thatās still buried in there#like i have a lot in my drafts of them as kids in amaurot and let me tell u itās kinda funny#like it;s the shit the kids get up to and get into trouble for#combine emetās insane aptitude of magicks and livid girlchild temper#like UNCONTROLLABLE cranky girltemper#and hythlodaeusā much more pronounced carefree āgetting away with it attitudeā#dangerous combo for hijinks man theyāve been friends a long time hythlodaeus has seen all of emetās embarrassing moments#itās so funny that hythlodaeus is like āoh u want to know how he became emet selch ok sit down honey iāll tell u everythingā#emet needs to shut him up before hythlodaeus reveals his lore entire timeline#i can imagine him pinching his lips shut and hythlodaeus is still going#muffled unintelligible still wildly gesticulating#theyāre a walking bit and so slapstick together itās funny how comfy they are even if they riff off each other#these bitches on some universe level soulmate shit my senses were tingling the moment shade hythlodaeus was like āoh yeah we wereā¦. closeā#gay gay homosexual gay#absolutely completely interwoven into each othersā lives its amazing#AND theyāre trans
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