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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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William Afton has top tier FNAF parenting skills

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deunmiu-dessie-sideblog · 5 months ago

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hehehehhe, was thinking about construction worker simon who goes to work every day just to show off the lunches you make him for work. and it soon becomes a huge thing and all his coworkers and even managers look forward to seeing what you've cooked cause it never seems to be the same. it's literally the only reason simon wakes up in the morning to go to work; he has everyone jealous and prances around all proud, then tells you all about when he comes home :(

#simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost call of duty #ghost cod #deunmiu dessie sideblog #my thoughts #rehehheehehe #random and messy #simon riley x reader #fluff #the man is smitten with u #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x gender neutral reader #simon riley x male reader #deunmiu dessie #PLSSSS bonus if you decide to make something for his coworkers to eat as well #they literally cry at seeing you with the huge pan of wrapped food #simon is grumpy about it but one kiss from you and he's like a little puppy

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monkesupreme · 2 months ago

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dense, neutron star of a man. His weight fluctuates based off of the amount of sun hes been exposed to, and the amount of water ingested, so a very healthy kryptonian easily weighs around 350-400 lbs/ 158-181 kgs. Martha quickly traded in her lawn chairs for sturdy, solid wood, rocking chairs for the front porch as he got older, but Clark seems to be drawn to the flimsy lawn chairs like a moth to a flame.

(Hes prone to shouting for his Ma or Pa when hes scared awake, old habit hes never broke out of lol)

Bonus: a regular day for Bruce

#superbat #clark kent #superman #bruce wayne #batman #mine #my art #treating kryptonians like sponges a lil lol...#he drinks way more than he eats. weird plant man #despite bruce being a human wrecking ball it still shocks clark everytime hes picked up #like a huge dog confused by the concept of uppies #how could this happen....? i am so large...and powerful...did i mention Large...??#meanwhile Bruce bristles as soon as hes airborne against his will #he is aware he is pick-uppable despite his size (bc of his team) and it angers him deeply

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #me just staring at the ceiling thinking about anime characters #if i start talking about the big stuff now it's going to turn into a huge rambling mess so in the meantime #i did not get sebek (yet) (i need to contemplate my gems...) but i did see his groovy #he is just full-on cinderella-sparkles bibbidi-bobbidi-booing into that armor! magnificent.#and i really don't have enough words for how much i love tiny malleus. he is perfect. he is precious. he is everything to me.#he knows who his dad is no matter what some crusty dead talking ectoplasm blobs say #(man no wonder lilia's got hangups if THAT was the general attitude he was getting)#('eww you got your dirty bat cooties on the prince' go sit in the corner with mrs. rosehearts you absolute garbage)#(...i did kind of love that lilia started to wake up because the senate said one nice thing to him)#(and he immediately was like 'this is not reality')#(sounds about right)#on a lighter note i was just. SO charmed by the little throwaway about ✨dragon lord consort esteemed diplomat revaan✨#who picks the vegetables out of his food and hides them under the tablecloth #everything i learn about this man makes me like him more. he was SO dumb.#now we know where malleus gets it from i guess #also unrelated but once again the fact that i named my mc tamago has had unintentional consequences #tamago take the tamago and tamago tamagao tamago #frikkin love that when yuu gives the egg back you can just be like 'i love him. this is my baby now.' 100% accurate.#also yuu continually referring to malleus as tsunotarou even to the senate = amazing. yuu really has NO self-preservation or awareness.#they fit right in with everyone else #<- see what did i tell you. huge rambling mess.#and i haven't even BEGUN to talk about MELEANOR -- (is dragged offstage by a hook)

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haliaiii · 21 days ago

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The modern prometheus

#as someone who’s a huge fan of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein I loved seeing the parallels in arcane #whether it was intended or not lol #while Viktor matches Victor Frankenstein’s pursuit of knowledge in spite of his own hubris to leave behind some sort of legacy kinda arc #it really is Jayce who symbolically embodies that role in the end #realizing your mistake way too late and going on a wild chase after your own crime against nature #very on brand #especially with the whole man of progress thing god the symbolism is everywhere #basically act one Frankenstein is Viktor and act two is Jayce #which coincidentally lines up with the show lmao #my art #art #digital art #fanart #sketch #procreate #illustration #haliai art #jayvik #arcane #jayce talis #arcane jayce #viktor arcane #also technically the hex goo thing is supposed to be bigger but I didn’t feel like widening my canvas

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helcef · 6 days ago

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SpiderKimi

Part time student, f1/2 driver, spiderman

Full time busy guy, its why hes always napping

Part of his logo suspiciously looks like the Prema racing logo and his suit is Mercedes fireproofs-esque but no ones connected the dots (yet)

Might make this into a whole au, feel free to leave ideas

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fidgetspringer · 1 year ago

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A selection of Leyendecker's dogs.

#Leyendecker #j c leyendecker #because i adore the way he painted dogs #man was a huge fan of scrappy little terriers apparently #this isn't even all his dogs #he's got so manny good ones

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watmalik · 4 months ago

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Hugh Jackman must be stopped.

#THIS MAN UGH #Ryan reynolds control your best friend oh my god #wade Wilson needs to meet Hugh Jackman to give Logan a run for his money #deadpool and wolverine #Hugh Jackman #Happy Father’s Day to him (in Australia) AND ONLY HIM #father in all the sense of the word…don’t be weird now/s #huge ackman does it again #poolverine #deadclaws #Deadpool 3 #logan howlett #Wolverine

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icybomblvr · 4 months ago

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Oscar piastri the man that you are

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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Since book 7 part 5 (the part where we meet Meleanor/Maleanor 👀) is coming to EN this month, i would love to see your take on lilia’s proposal to meleanor! i mean they were like little kids right? it couldn’t have been that serious…i think the only reason she even brought it up again is because she could tell lilia still genuinely loved her…(even if he didn’t realize it himself?) but, oh well! Let’s think about silly childhood shenanigans to numb the pain! ^_^ (orz)

oh shit?! get ready for a doozy guys, it's comiiiiiing ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I chickened out of posting the whole thing (look, I get VERY carried away when it comes to these wacky kids and their Tragedy), but I do believe that it probably ended with Lilia getting embarrassed and just shoving the first thing he sees into his mouth to try and cover for it.

(we're just lucky it wasn't a frog this time)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers #please excuse the Dissertation that's about to happen (i have too much headcanon about them)#they've been ambiguous about most of the fae aging/developmental stages (plus lilia and mel's species age differently)#so this is entirely me assuming based on context #but i think that lilia being ~99 was probably about the equivalent of 9-10ish?#(i don't think his age maps perfectly onto 'human age times 10') (if only because i absolutely do not believe general lilia is 29)#(but in this case it feels right to me)#and i think of meleanor as being just slightly older (like ~11-12ish)#so like...kids but not LITTLE-little kids #so i think lilia was serious in a 'i have a huge crush on you and i haven't thought beyond that' kind of way #and meanwhile mel was more cognizant of how their dynamic was basically #lilia: i would die for you #meleanor: that's dumb #(lilia 600 years later: man she was right. that was dumb.)#but yeah I think she might've assumed (or hoped) he would grow out of it #except whoops oh no it just got worse #and then raverne made things MORE complicated and you know honestly maybe getting murdered was kind of a relief #meleanor in heaven: well at least he won't accidentally raise my kid to have the exact same -- are you kidding me #(i have too many thoughts to express properly i'm sorry) (i just. love these morons a lot okay.)

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badly-drawn-doflamingo · 6 months ago

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Yorki…

#check reblogs #dude ur the captain #grow up #…. I say as he’s 5.7 #dude filled his crew with huge men #everyone larger than Yorki #stupid dog man #calico Yorki #one piece #brook #one piece brook #yorbrook

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whaliiwatching · 6 months ago

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one in a million admirers…

based on ofc this prompt

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #YES i’m still into them #and i’m inordinately proud of my interpretation of this prompt lol #he would not have a billboard!! but he’d fuck one up #it came out great too with the street chaos of 138’s style #it was a lot of fun and i only did it in like four hours #i like to think sometimes that peter gets weird about how famous hobie is not just as 138’s spider but as a rockstar #he’s huge. everyone both in the universe and out of it that isn’t actively antagonized by him loves him #so why would peter be special? why would his love and admiration matter??#the answer is because they’re good for each other and i want them to kick fash ass together #queer antifascist ship art on july 4th?? hmmm what could that possibly mean

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italyveneziano · 3 months ago

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Tea dad and coffee son

#hetalia #hws england #hws america #aph england #aph america #atlantic bros #tea dad n coffee son #myart #posting my fav dad and son duo for my bday :) ive only been getting around to sketching lately but i like these #huge fan of drawing america using england as an armrest for some reason #doubles as a slightly bothersome form of affection and rubbing it in that he's taller than his old man. it rules #quote is from atla! pretty sure i've rbed an incorrect quotes post using it for them a while back too... it's so them LOL

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crazymecjc · 2 days ago

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look at yourself… you’re the true puppet.

#persona 5 #goro akechi #akira kurusu #oof my art i guess #shuake #this was for a palace au zine that went on indefinite hiatus #and I like this piece far too much to let it sit in my drafts forever #so behold!#akechi palace au art be upon you!#the hand up top could be shido or maruki or yaldi whatever you want #I just think Akechi’s palace would be about control or lack thereof #and the masks he puts on that hide his true self from the world #but maybe that’s just the p4 enjoyer in me talking #hand could also be the true shadow akechi and the one on stage truly is a puppet #idk it’s whatever u want it to be like I said #I just thought this concept was Neat lmao #I’m also forever a huge fan of his line abt his final enemy being a puppet version of himself #and how that ties into third semester and the choice on 2/2 #man I just love goro akechi #anyways that’s it ty for listening to me ramble #expect more persona art from me soonish I’m about to be released from zine secrecy jail for a couple projects lmao

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fuumiku · 8 months ago

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It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

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#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #Chilchuck tims #marcille donato #spoilers #dunmeshi au #Maid cafe au #Marchil #Workwife marchil save me. Kabuholm in the background bc i said so lmao #i think people forget marci n chil are coworker worsties first and foremost. Ppl should capitalize on it more #The orange hair swag that makes him look like a marketable idol more #You can tell idk how to draw maid outfits. I hate those hats sm I will miku miku beam them out of existence #Marcille does change her hairstyle everyday btw #they don’t get back together btw she goes you haven’t talked to me in 4 years and he immediately goes YOU haven’t talked to ME in 4–#i mean ehem i’m sorry haha… while Marcille is like 4 years?! 4 years…#Mei only did it bc Fler has been getting jittery again kept sighing #I wanted to draw Chil with a car key at his belt but it wasn’t meant to be #idk if marchil ever gets together in this one it’s an eternal summer coworker with tension situationship au #romance is when you slowly deteriorate his work ethics so he starts skipping on his worktime to spend it at the front messing around w you #once he’s blessedly in the office and he hears this huge crash and the Marci just goes ‘…… Chiiiiiil?’ cue sigh and having to repair #the coffee machine. So many lil comics i couldn’t indulge myself to draw save me #shoutout to the time as a cashier in training at a convenience store I was left by my coworker who was supposed to wash the greasy chicken #oven but didn’t so I had to clean it for the first time myself while I was alone in the store and was also supposed to man the front #Shoutout to my convenience store’s accountant helping us with cashier duties often when there was less job to do ty ty #Understaffed struggles are so real #People also call Chil a manager because the boss is most often away so he just does everything #There’s no union but maybe one day he’ll get to overthrow the boss idk #The pay IS good at least #Modern au

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bacchuschucklefuck · 7 months ago

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dreaming abt sophomore year class swap bard!riz

#fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fhsy #riz gukgak #ft. kalina #fh class quangle #tbh Im not suuuper happy with the bones of these designs yet #but also its just a bit hard to measure up to how strong ''kid who wears suit to school'' is #I kiinda gear the sophomore year design specifically towards like. cameraman-esque aesthetics #kind of dude who's working the light rig And the audio at the same time. dude who's running inbetween two huge tripods #theres also a thing with the freshman year arcade scene that I wanted to draw but just do not have the energy today #maybe in the future! if I can be bothered to draw biz lmao #I wanna draw something for cleric!gorgug first anyway... specifically his death in freshman year #man I'm so glad I tossed bard!riz into investigative journalism that is SO annoying. exactly what I set out to do with my classswaps #can you imagine going to school with that guy. can you imagine going to school with tintin #this also makes kipperlilly vs riz even funnier like influencer vs journalist? it'd be the Worst #man thinking of it I should rework gorgug's design too. currently his sophomore design is really zac core lmao #and zac can pull it off but character design wise its. really nothing. laughs #his junior year design is full aerith at least so that one Im very happy with. what if I tell u cassandra is the deity of #the inbetween spaces in this class swap thingy. and gorgug offers her domain as a stop for folks fresh out of a faith to gather themselves #that being transgender as fuck is kinda coincidental lmao. but well I stand by it I like that #nobody's design has jumped out to me like riz and gorgug yet. adaine I have a prreeetty good idea for #mostly bc shes the hoodie kid this time round lmao. gamer adaine true believers rise up #we take it easy! we take it easy as we go. these comics-lite were real fun to do. I should do that more

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