#// :') grey this should be illegal

[jerzwriter]

Y'all... imma need 5-10 to recover....

[plushslug]

I love neopets bc I never go onto the boards for any reason and so for me it's a 24/7 animal party where the only drama is me wanting to hunt the other users at the money tree for sport

[gornackeaterofworlds]

AAA @turtlecleric I did the quiz and picrew. I don't own IKEA plushies but I have a little shark:

Tagging: @fishsticksloser @shadow-is-here-and-queer @luckycharms1701

[katyspersonal]

Seluvis for character ask! >:D

(From this ( x ) ask meme)

First impression: Wow, this guy is a TOTAL creep! This specific snobby, arrogant aura also makes him even MORE British than his accent! xD Also his face data looks like that one guy who """accidentally""" touches women in weird places in the crowded bus :/ You know, THAT one guy. He has really good voice acting though, and his pretentious, arrogant manner of talking is cute.... oh no 😳

Impression now: I still think he has the sexiest voice acting in the entire game, I am slightly less obsessed with him by now but if given the reason, I can write essays simply analyzing his character and making suggestions about his personality, backstory and what-if scenarios with other characters! He is just so goddamn fun to rotate in my mind. (And yeahhh well, I really really really love wizard aesthetic. Sorry guys, Willem will always be more thicc than Gehrman could EVER.)

Favorite moment: As great as his descent into mania was, I simply love the transition from being cold, condescending and mean with us to getting warmer with us because he "hadn't had an apprentice for a while"... It becomes painfully obvious that he admires himself so much because no one else ever would, and I am just such a sucker for mean character showing that secret gentle side. Like.. He needs approval and attention just like every other human being, this is a sweet moment x)

Idea for a story: I actually didn't think of scenarios all that much. However, I did have a guilty daydreaming period about an OC that was his apprentice, but she was showing a lot more creativity, intellect and talent than he'd teach her, and it started to seriously wound his ego. So he'd like, start to belittle her ideas and discoveries, try to gaslight her into thinking her inventions were dumb and he knew better, and in the end just... send her to get him some stuff that doesn't exist (as means to never see her again). I don't know enough about the lore to tell whether she is out there still or no, and yes, awful pettiness, I know. It is less a story and more deep dive into his insecurity and narcissism by using an abstract other person for a display.

Unpopular opinion: As much as I like to joke about him being sexist, in the end, I don't REALLY think that. He makes male puppets too, you know. xD Basically, he will be a creep to ANYONE, regardless of gender. Bi/Pan representation we deserve ;-; xDDDD :')

Favorite relationship: Him and Sellen really deserve each other tbh. I do not mean it like in a ship way; Seluvis is uhhh...... well, a simp in such a way that he doesn't deserve a chance, to say the least, and Sellen seems to be completely disinterested in relationship period because studying cosmos just takes her ENTIRE focus. But I mean like, a mix of rivalry (he is with the Carians and she is with the primevial current) and actually helping each other with crimes x) They share more in common than meets the eye! And both have foolish plans going against Ranni of all people, like the overly-confident idiots that they are ;-;

Favorite headcanon: He feels exact proximity with the puppets as what he says! Starlight Shards that "control fate of humans" are used to make his potion, so naturally, drinking his potion binds the person's fate with him (or with someone else, depends on what he's doing). It is, well... incredibly intimate experience on its own, but he perceives it much deeper than just creating servants. He is desperate for human bonds, but his snarky narcissistic personality makes him not be liked by anyone with their free will unaffected. :(

[adhd-merlin]

everyone excited about good omens s2 but have you even listened to the radio adaptation. have you

[lulu2992]

They posted a “sequel” to this.

Original post on X (Twitter), Instagram, and Facebook.

[cryptid-moose]

thinking of making a compilation of those little character alignment meme things but with the psych characters cuz im bored and tired of drawing rn hufvbhufevbhfev

[foul-milk]

[burnbrightdoll]

daniel gillies in sight unseen.. that’s all. oof.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Annalise Keating and Greg House would be absolute worsties lbr.

[arkhammaid]

why tf is f1 so stressful to watch

[jerzwriter]

Thirsty Thursday - Jesse Edition

I cannot with this man... HOW does he get better with every passing year?

[goannafr]

omg ive seen these things going around about this stupid influencer who among other things (such as racism) has been apparently arousing her pet parrot. and like, sure, it’s not common knowledge that you shouldn’t pat a parrot basically anywhere but the top of the head but you should research the shit out of an animal you plan on owning BEFORE you bring it home right?? or at the very least, once you’ve brought it home. not wait until you get told off by commenters on the internet. and apparently she STILL does it despite being told not to because she thinks it’s funny. 

you really DON’T want a parrot forming a sexual pair-bond with you, no matter how cute or funny you think it is, it’s detrimental to that animal’s well-being. anyway I thought that it would be a budgie or cockatiel, maybe a conure. but no, it’s a fucking african grey

[cestvreth]

i dont agree with my body for falling in love with musicians even more after seeing them live.

[camzverse]

u ever start loving a character and then realize. Ughh of course this mf is your favorite u predictable little freak!!!!!!

[alexismusictrek]

I can’t…I just 🤤

This has the most telenovela feel.