#+ black zetsu

[everymadara]

Chapter 676

[evilkitten3]

naruto textposts 10/fuck

[watermelonsloth]

I love how the Akatsuki pairs can be summarized as:

Itachi and Kisame: Malewife

Sasori and Deidara: Manwhore

Hidan and Kakuzu: Manslaughter

Pein and Konan: Mansplain

Obito and Zetsu: Manipulate

[v1rtualv4mp]

I am lusting over this mf so much imagine them separating then both fucking you at the same time---

[keikoyume]

A fun guy

[aaatsuuu]

The Akatsuki when they find a bug😭

Don't even ask why I'm writing this. I'm bored and I thought it'd be funny💔💔

No tags are really needed. A little domestic, I guess(?)

Screaming and crying

Deidara and Hidan (maybe Itachi. JUST MAYBE) are definitely screaming divas. You'd hear Hidan shrieking over the critter, pleading for Kakuzu to get it off him. Depending on his mood, Kakuzu would either lazily swat it off with his thread or use it to teach Hidan a lesson😭. I feel like Deidara doesn't necessarily hate how the bug looks but how it *feels*. The way he can feel it crawling so lightly drives him crazy, and he's flailing his arms, shrieking, trying to get it off. I also feel like he's the type of guy to associate bugs with uncleanliness. It's even worse if it keeps crawling up on his skin. This guy is SHRIEKING. Sasori would just pick it up with a sigh, shaking his head as he examines it and letting the critter crawl around the wood of his puppet. Anyway, elaborating further on Itachi being the screaming diva, he wouldn't scream, but he'd definitely gasp. He's the type to see a bug and have an internal jumpscare. He'd try his best to hold back his noise in front of others, but if you look closely, you can see his eyes widen for just a split second. He wouldn't be scared. Just get an ick. Hidan definitely gets scared and icky though.

(OK, I know Deidara controls and makes his clay bugs, but I feel like he's just gonna say, "It's different! My beautiful pieces of art aren't some disgusting creepy crawlies!")

Touching the bug

Sasori and Zetsu are definitely the types to just pick up the bug and play with it😭. Black Zetsu wouldn't give a FUCK if it's flying or crawling, or even on him. White would just be like, "Oh, what a cute little creature..." and just examine it out of boredom. Sasori is definitely the type of kid to be playing with those roly-poly bugs. He would probably just think they're interesting and let it crawl all over him, and I can definitely see him using his puppet-master jutsu to fling a bug towards Deidara when he's nagging him LOL. Honestly, Kisame would be the type to touch it, too... idk he's just a goofy guy. He'd definitely find the holographic-looking bugs cool and be like, "Oh hey, Itachi, check this little guy out." I feel like Konan would also like to examine and touch the bug, but it honestly depends. She's definitely the type to play with lady bugs and butterflies, but she hates other bugs.

Kills it

Kakuzu. Definitely. He just does it just because he can and doesn't like them. Like even if it's a small ant, he'd just kill it with his finger or something. I feel like he hates moths since they eat clothes and stuff, "I don't want them near my clothes or money. It'd be a waste." I feel like Tobi's just the type of guy not to kill it because he doesn't like bugs, but just because he's weird😭. He's definitely one of those people you'd see go out of their way to mess up an ant hill. Kakuzu wouldn't really care if it was a nest or what. He'd only kill it if it's like a singular bug or something in his way/area.

Doesn't care

Pain wouldn't really give a damn. There is no need for a God to waste time on such a trivial thing, y'know. However, I feel like he hates flies and maggots since they remind him of his days as a war orphan (I don't need to elaborate further😭💔). I also feel like Itachi wouldn't care, too. I know I lumped him in with the scaredy-cat category, but it really depends on the bug tbh. Like he's cool with butterflies and SOME of the bugs Kisame shows him, but he wouldn't go out of his way for one.

[thatsprettylane]

Assorted Naruto Characters + Assorted Text Posts (Part 4)

[blkkatsuki]

happy Valentines day!! here's some Akatsuki valentines cards, some of these are unhinged flirting, and some of these are a threat on your life ^_^

[i-28-29]

Hinata and the two homeless men she found in the woods

[everymadara]

Chapter 677

[evilkitten3]

hysterical to me that there's an actual panel of naruto where madara asks tsunade if she's related to hashirama by saying "you've got this guy's blood, right?" and pointing at his own boob. which has hashirama's face on it. like not a tattoo there's an actual face growing out of his tata and he's talking about it like it's an actual person instead of a chunk of flesh he used to fill the literal hole hashirama left in his heart. the story doesn't even take the time to acknowledge how insane this is.

do you guys think he like. talked to it in the cave? "hmmm today i think i will sit in this chair and wait for the rinnegan to happen. what do you think, hashirama? ....ugh you never contribute anything useful you lazy bastard"

meanwhile black zetsu's just oozing around watching him talk to his magic breast implant and wishing someone would hurry up and invent popcorn for it

[vowiii]

Animación que hice para Tiktok :b

[crossoverheaven]

We live to serve our master but also we ARE our master, sort of?

BONUS:

[or0ch1maru]

𝟏𝟖+, 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐃𝐍𝐈

Hᴇᴀᴅ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ Aᴋᴀᴛsᴜᴋɪ

(ᴄʜᴏᴋɪɴɢ, ᴅᴇɢʀᴀᴅɪɴɢ, ᴘʀᴀɪsɪɴɢ, sᴍᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ, ᴏʀᴀʟ ꜰ/ᴍ, ɢᴀɢɢɪɴɢ, ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴs ᴏꜰ sᴘɪᴛ)

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘪 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦：

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𝗭𝗲𝘁𝘀𝘂:

-would definitely be conflicted, since both black and white Zetsu have their own thoughts/feelings

-white Zetsu would coo and praise you, “𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙.”, “𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙨𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙩.”

-black Zetsu on the other hand would grab a fistful of your hair, holding your head still as he fucked your pretty little mouth. Isn’t afraid to be loud: “𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠, 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚.”, and “𝙣𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤, 𝙞𝙨𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩?”

-has a possession and ownership kink and always has a hard time trying to figure out where he wants to cum. Sometimes he wants to stuff it as far as it can go down your throat while other times he wants to paint your breasts with his seed.

-isn’t afraid to give you a deep kiss afterwards for doing such a good job.

𝗧𝗼𝗯𝗶:

-would whine and whimper as you circled your tongue around his tip, feeling you take his length into your mouth would make him throw his head back from the pleasure.

-his version of praising would sound a bit like: “𝘆/𝗻-𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗽𝗮𝗶, 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗼𝗯𝗶 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱.” Would stutter as he makes an attempt at telling you what a good job you’re doing.

-if you two are on the bed with him laying down, his hands would have the sheets bundled up in his grip. Standing up he would grab your face or hair, gently pulling to draw a cry from you.

-loves hearing you gag around his cock, any form of sound from your end will cause his orgasm to appear quickly and suddenly.

-he’s very sensitive and tends to get overwhelmed from the intense pleasure easily. When he’s about to cum he’ll hold your head still, face buried in his crotch as he fills your throat.

𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗻:

-loves positioning you with your head hanging off the side of the bed. He enjoys watching the way your throat moves as his cock goes deeper and deeper.

-he will hold off his release as long as possible so that he can fuck your throat in different positions. On the edge of the bed, holding your head completely still as he stuffs you, or simply laying laying down on the mattress as he pushes your head down.

-lots of groans and grunts from him. Tends to be more degrading over anything. “𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝘀𝗹𝘂𝘁.” And “𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝘆𝗲𝗮, 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁, 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝗲.” Or “𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗮 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱.”

-loves spit, the messier the better. Will tilt your head back and spit in your mouth. Before shoving his cock in again.

-is on the rougher side, pulling hair, choking, or on the rare occasion smacks you.

𝗞𝗮𝗸𝘂𝘇𝘂:

-he enjoys when you take your time, slowly stroking his length as you suck and play with his balls.

-tends to be less touchy because he loves to watch you do your thing. Will caress the side of your face time to time to let you know how good he feels.

-Kakuzu won’t be as vocal as his partner would be but he isn’t afraid to tell you how he wants it (differs each time) “𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲.”, “𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿.”, “𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽.”

-what throws him over the edge is seeing tears form in the corners of your eyes from how big he is. Filling your throat with his long and girthy cock.

-if you didn’t put your hair up before hand he’ll wrap around and hold it back for you so it doesn’t get in the way.

��𝗲𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗮:

-similar to his masked comrade Tobi, he isn’t afraid to whimper and mewl in your ear as you suck him. Says your name a lot, especially when he’s about to cum. “𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘆/𝗻.”, “𝗳𝗳-𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗿���𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘆/𝗻, 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽.”

-he’s very needy and isn’t afraid to let you know that. If he wants you to focus on one spot or do it a certain way, he’ll inform you.

-from how sensitive and worked up you make him, he might cum early and it makes him slightly embarrassed but will get turned on right away after because of how good your mouth feels.

-eye contact makes him melt. If you happen to look up at him through your lashes as your lips are wrapped around his cock, he could cum right then and there.

-will pull you away from his member just to kiss you. Something about being a slut one minute to his princess the next just does something to him.

𝗦𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗶:

-he’s more on the quiet side, lets out the smallest gasp when he feels you take him into your mouth for the first time.

-really enjoys the hand and mouth combination. Stroking his cock while focusing your tongue on his tip.

-even though he’s rather silent, his face will show you his pleasure. Head tilted back with his mouth open a little, eyes shut as he lets you taste him.

-refuses to cum anywhere but in your mouth and down your throat. The only time he’ll speak up is to say “𝘀𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘁. 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲 𝗮 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆.”

-he’ll wrap a hand around your throat to bring you to his face to kiss you. Tongue and all.

𝗜𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶:

-a soft and gentle boy. Uses one hand to hold your hair as you take his length into your mouth. While the other hand palms at you to hold his hand.

-“𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹.”, “𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽, 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝘀𝗼 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱.”, “𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲. 𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱, 𝗜 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆.” Are just some of the comments he’ll coo to you.

-absolutely looses it when he sees how flustered you get while taking him in your mouth. If he hears you whine or moan, it’s hard to stop himself from taking you right then and there.

-whatever position the two of you are in, his hand will be somewhere on your body, needs constant contact, especially in the most intimate of times.

-truly prefers coming in your mouth but will release on your face or chest depending on his mood.

𝗞𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲:

-his tone tends to switch back and forth between dominating you and letting you take control. If he’s not praising you, he’s degrading you, or visa versa.

-“𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸.”, “𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹.”, “𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸.”, “𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘁, 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁.”

-when his orgasm nears, he’ll grab fistfuls of your hair and fuck your throat. Kisame will pull out and cum all over your face, getting it in your hair. Enjoys watching it drip down your chin.

-also loves when you deep throat him, watching you come up for air as spit dribbles out of the corners of your mouth or when a trail of spot connects you to his cock.

-if you suck or play with his balls be prepared for him to cum all over you. He gets so overwhelmed by it that he can’t control himself.

𝗞𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗻:

-her favorite thing to do is sit on your face. You hold her steady as she grinds against your tongue, crying your name as she cums.

-you love to watch as she comes undone above or in front of you, witnessing the way she’ll writhe and grind against you.

-when she’s laying on her back, you’ll push her legs open and hold them up, giving you room to taunt and tease her.

-“𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆, 𝗜 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂.”, “𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱, 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴.”, “𝘆/𝗻, 𝗶-𝗶’𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝘂𝗺.” She’s rather loud and will cover her mouth when it becomes intense. She can be kinda shy, hoping the other members don’t hear how unraveled she is.

-grabs your hair and grinds her cunt against your lips, and nose. She loves when you slip your tongue inside, fucking her tight hole with the wet appendage.

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗻:

-cocks his head at you when you suddenly drop to your knees in front of him. Let’s out of groan when you wrap your lips around his cock.

-he’ll let you do your own thing for a while before taking over completely. Holding your head still as he fucks your face, switching between an even and fast pace to a slow and steady pace.

-“𝗼𝗵 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸. 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲.”, “𝘀𝗼 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗰, 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗜𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂?” , “𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁, 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗽𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗺𝗲, 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳.” Are just some of the things he mutter.

-if you don’t initiate, when Pain is feeling it, he’ll push you onto your knees. You know what to do from there.

-just like most of his comrades, Pain loves filling your throat and stomach with his cum. Doesn’t want to see a drop leave your mouth.

[amenominaka]

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