Bart Allen types at a speed so fast Tim had to get Waynetech to make him a phone that can keep up with him, because he broke the last three phones he had by overloading them with typing much too fast for them to handle. He’s from the future, he didn’t expect today’s technology to be quite so fragile. The young justice groupchat looks something like:
-39492949 year old: GYSS YOKM RBCE BIEV WAHAF BAOPENED GO ME FK DAY J LOTERLALY WA FIBJFING GHIS GUG ANF LIKE HE WSS ?? YAKKJNG ABOJR SIM BE SAKD HE KNE U??
Red nuisance: ?? Are you talking to me?
Cassieeee: okay i don't even know what he's saying sorry
Knock off steel man (aluminum man?): Yeah no what the fuck?
This (to a lesser extent) extends to all the speedsters. As soon as this phone was developed, both Wally and Barry were gifted one by their respective Bat.
Barry now texts Hal faster than people can see during league meetings, making him try not to laugh every time his phone screen lights up.
Wally quotes memes the exact second they become popular, because of course these phones are capable of playing any video at 100x speed without distortion. It makes people think he’s brain rotted. He leans into it because it means people underestimate him. It pisses Dick off though, because he has to explain to people that yes, Wally still trains as much as the rest of him, no, he’s not slacking to watch TikTok, he’s just scrolled through the entire for you page in about a half minute.
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First look at character designs for the SONIC X JUSTICE LEAGUE crossover comic series!!!
Written by lan Flynn & releasing in March 2025!!!
Shadow as Batman
Knuckles as Superman
Amy as Wonder Woman
Tails as Cyborg
Sonic as The Flash
Silver as Green Lantern
❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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Clark: Batman might be a little bit fragile after last night, so let's try to be sensitive.
Hal: Oh, believe me-- I am going to be nothing but nice to Spooky from now on. If he snaps and goes on a rampage, who do you think he's coming for first?
Diana: He's not going on a rampage.
Barry: I bet he'd let me live. He likes me.
Arthur: I'm just gonna say it-- I never trusted him.
Clark: Stop. Ah, he's coming. Everybody just be normal.
Diana: Yes, we're gonna treat her exactly the way we usually do.
[Bruce walks in the Watchtower break room].
Barry: And there he is!
Arthur: Hi, gorgeous. How'd you sleep?
Bruce: …Fine?
Hal: Is that a great new cape? Love!
Bruce: … Where's the butter knife?
Everyone but Clark: No!
[Clark hands him the knife and Bruce spreads butter on a slice of bread].
Clark [Sighs]: Can you give us a moment, please?
[Everyone but Diana leaves in a hurry].
Bruce: So, about my meltdown.
Diana: Who? What meltdown?
Bruce: I'm going to see a therapist. I did some research. Dr. Gregory is highly recommended. I booked a double session with him today. And since Robin was going to spend the day with Superboy, I told Nightwing if he could pick him up so it wouldn't bother you or your wife.
Clark: Ah… Okay.
Diana: That sounds good.
Bruce [Hums and leaves the room].
Diana: Great Hera…
Clark: I know, he's like one of those self-cleaning ovens.
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If Hal Jordan was part of "Yakuza League"
Check out the post on twitter!
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Thanks again @cldflsh for commissioning me 💞💞
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Sonic Central released a direct recently, and one of the announcements was a comic crossover with Sonic and DC Comics.
I'll be honest, DC Comics was very low on my list of crossover options for Sonic, but it is one that I think has potential.
We'll have Sonic as the Flash (naturally)
Tails as Cyborg
Knuckles as Superman
Amy as Wonder Woman (Personally I think Blaze would be a better fit)
Shadow as Batman
and Silver as Green Lanturn
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Guess who just re-watched Flashpoint again.
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Barry Allen uses his speed to manipulate energy and transmute radio waves into light.
Single issue run.
Written by Tim Seeley, art by Scott Kolins and color by John Kalisz
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Bruce unintentionally dissing the league while praising his kids is so funny to me
Bruce: we need an expert marksman for this job
Oliver: *getting ready to stand up to fully accept Bruce’s praise*
Bruce: Redhood will be here shortly. We also need someone quick on their feet. Luckily Cass is working on a case nearby so we can ask her
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