#&) interactions‚ harley.

[zan0tix]

Assorted homestucks number 72382683

[timethehobo]

Love this chaos duo sm.

[periwinkle-the-11th]

Peter 'enhanced spider senses' Parker: *gestures to a sign 10 feet from them* "yeah its just up there"

Harley 'horrible vision, no glasses' Keener: "You can read that??"

Peter 'had horrible vison before the bite, has no idea what the human range of vision should be' Parker: "ummm, kind of?"

Harley 'desperately needs glasses' Keener: "Really? Its all just a huge blur for me"

Peter 'fuck fuck fuck is this a spider thing?' Parker: "Yeah! i just have, really good eyes? I mean like its a bit blurry but not to much you know?"

Harley 'cannot read anything more than 3 feet from him' Keener: "huh, maybe I do need glasses."

[panmostuck]

jokes that someone had to make eventually so i took one for the team and drew them. original posts under the cut:

[gothamite-rambler]

The only one Ivy doesn't hate in the batfamily (minus maybe Barbara)

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn were in a botany sanctuary as Ivy worked on her latest plan to protect her plant family even if it meant death to humans, minus her girlfriend Harley. Ivy was planning to use the plants for something nefarious that she hadn’t disclosed to her girlfriend yet, but Harley didn’t mind helping her one bit.

Harley (curious): So, we just spray this stuff you made on all of them?

Ivy sprayed her favorite flower with an extra spritz of her strange fertilizer, growth serum while nodding.

Ivy: Mm-hm, that’s all I need you for, babe. After that, I’ll just say I worked alone.

Harley (simpering): You’d really do that for me?

Ivy (with no hesitation): You’re my girlfriend. Of course, I’d take the fall for you.

Harley grinned, her heart swelling with delight. That smile, however, quickly turned to tension as she pointed behind Ivy. Ivy sighed, already guessing who had shown up.

Ivy (not turning around): Hey, Batman.

Batman (disappointed): You were expecting me, and yet you’re still doing this? Why?

Ivy: I’m clinically insane and on a mission to protect Mother Gaia! Sorry I care about the planet!

Batman (angry father voice): We’ve been over this!

Ivy (turning around): Do not talk to me like I am a child! Also, hey, Nightwing!

Nightwing, standing behind Batman, smiled brightly, clearly pleased that Ivy noticed him.

Nightwing (waving): Hi, Pam!

Batman (surprised): What? Pam?!

Ivy: That’s my name, but only friends can call me that.

Batman (taken aback): Friends?!

Harley: Aww, that’s sweet.

Nightwing (agreeing with Ivy): Yeah, we're frenemies.

Ivy (smirking): Exactly. We have different ideas of being a hero and protecting the planet, but he deserves kindness. Plus, look at that handsome face! Definitely not the face of a douche canoe who stole my best friend and made her a boring good guy. I still think she’s lying about your relationship. You have minute man energy if anything.

Nightwing (raising an eyebrow): Damn, she really doesn't like you.

Batman growled angrily but he quickly refocused on the mission at hand.

Ivy (crossing her arms): Hey, Nightwing, if you’re fighting with him to defeat me, you’re free to go—but I understand if you have to do his bidding.

Nightwing sheepishly avoided eye contact from his father, who was glaring daggers at him.

Nightwing: He… he probably wants me to stay and fight.

Batman sighed in exasperation, frustrated with how well Ivy and Nightwing got along. Nightwing chuckled nervously.

Nightwing: I’m not helping her commit crimes! I just agree with a few points in her mission statement, and if there's a way to help her legally, I will help to her. She even gave me a pamphlet.

Batman (covering his face): Every day… I feel like I’m living in an endless nightmare with you two!

Ivy (snidely): Batman, flattery will get you nowhere.

Batman (to Ivy): How come he gets to call you Pam?

Ivy (shouting): I like him! He’s a good kid!

Nightwing beamed, clearly flattered.

Nightwing: Aww, thank you.

Batman: Oh Lord, Nightwing, sit this one out. You don’t want to get hurt by your “friend” who is evil!

Nightwing: All right! Call me if you need me to jump in or talk to Pam.

Batman (irritated): Stop calling her Pam!

Nightwing (mockingly): Nope, it bothers you, so I'm gonna keep doing it.

Nightwing walked over to where Harley was standing, who waved hello to him with her usual unintentionally terrifying grin. He sidestepped a few feet away, making Harley pout.

Ivy: Good kid. Batman, don’t be pissy, that I’m on decent terms with him. He gets me. And no, I didn’t hit him with my pollen or anything. He’s smart, and I respect him. He gets my mission like Harley does… He’s neat. He’s a neat man.

Nightwing smiled happily at the compliment.

Batman: All right, that’s what I call him! Don’t use that on him!

Ivy chuckled, clapping sarcastically.

Ivy: Aww, did I hurt the Man of Steel's feelings because his sidekick is nice? Guess you can't keep your temper in check!

Batman: That’s Superman! I just… I need a freakin’ minute!

Batman walked away, shaking his head and muttering questions about Nightwing being so close with a villain. The sanctuary suddenly felt a lot more chaotic than ever before.

Nightwing: Oddly enough, you're not the only crook who I'm frenemies with.

Ivy (shrugging): I believe you. A couple of Arkham inmates say they like you.

Harley stepped closer to Nightwing, nodding with a surprisingly normal smile for her.

Nightwing: That's nice! I'm glad that I don’t have Batman energy all the time.

Batman (calling back): Don't say that like it's an insult!

Ivy: It kind of is. You can be a headache ninety-nine percent of the time.

Harley: That one percent means she doesn't completely hate you. That's reserved for the Joker.

Nightwing covered his mouth, chuckling, while Batman kept his distance, counting to ten silently in his head to let go of the fact that Ivy saw him as less grating than the Joker.

Batman: I'm going to accept that as a compliment and focus on the mission.

Ivy: Okay, douche canoe.

Batman (whispering to himself): Not going to let her get to me.

[time-and-spuds]

Omg it's the "getting possesed/corrupted by some Kind of Higher Power" Gang!

I'm a Bit late but I decided to Join the "Draw this with your comfort characters" Trend :)

[atelier-melvalda]

She gets her like no one else ever did

[littlefankingdom]

DC comics: Jason and Harley cannot stand each others.

Me: I recognize the council has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

[restless-cadaver]

agere jade!! along with some little headcanons for her

- loves scooby snacks, eats them every time shes little and hungry

- dave is her caregiver!! he puts on cartoons for her because thats what he did when he was little :)

* cartoons he would put on for her: blue's clues, bluey, winnie the pooh, clifford the big red dog, ghibli movies like ponyo

- when she's regressed down to 6+, she enjoys making kandi singlets for her stuffed animals

- she LOVES to take naps, especially when she's under 7. she cuddles in a giant pile with all her plushies and sleeps in it.

- dave reads to her! her favorites are goodnight moon and all books about bugs/dogs/frogs

- she always forgets the names of her plushies because she can't keep up with how many she has, so every once in awhile she sits down and renames them all

[dukeofthomas]

Posting my truth

[timethehobo]

Don’t @ me I just really enjoy their situationship. (Digger doesn’t appreciate the teasing.)

[poisonousquinzel]

idk yall, something about members of the Batfam calling her Dr. Quinzel while she's in recovery just gets me

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Batman: Gotham Adventures #10

Writer: Ty Templeton Pencils: Rick Burchett Inks: Terry Beatty Letters: Tim Harkins Colors: Lee Loughridge Editor: Darren Vincenzo

[mikakuna]

moreee bats (+ various others) as text memes !!

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[badlydrawnjane]

¥øu gøt ¤n¥ §ibling§?;

[ask plain text: you got any siblings?;]

GG: As a matter of fact I do! GG: Well, sort of. It’s complicated.

[run-sburb]

...and a young girl prepares for a party.

[eridude]

Even With Recent Happening In The Canon

Had Thou Thought Of Jadenaya, Little Bit Of The Space Players :3

THIS ASK IS SO OLD BUT I FINALLY GOT TO IT !

they're dreaming together