#&; ( HEADCANON )

[the-flaneur]

you spin me right round baby

pairing: f1 grid x reader [headcanon]

ft. lewis hamilton, max verstappen, charles leclerc, carlos sainz, lando norris, oscar piastri, george russell, daniel ricciardo

summary: the drivers need some way to let off some steam, what's better than sex and a song?

warnings: 18+, MDNI, NSFW -> smut ft. unprotected sex (wrap it before u tap it), subtle mentions of kinks

wc: 961

lewis

this man's airpods are permanently welded into his ears, istg we will never him in the paddock without them

he also makes his own music (even if it'll never be released)

so....

there’s no doubt that he has the most immaculately curated sex playlist

it’s perfect for any occasion: quickies, love making, exhibitionism, bdsm play, the list goes on....

he’s also not ashamed to hear his own voice playing in the background of your whiny moans and the slapping sound of his hips against yours, so pipe is definitely on the playlist (if not the top)

one secret track he also has saved, is one of the two of you fucking in the recording studio. if you listen closely enough, you can hear the clinking sound of handcuffs in the background as you both moan into the mics

on who, you ask?

that’s up to you ;)

max

max doesn’t listen to music very often, typically liking and listening to whatever music you like to have playing in the car or in the plane

this also largely applies to your sex playlist

however…

there are a couple of songs max does enjoy pounding your brains out to - namely one very specific beyonce track which was playing at the club when he first met you, and that was playing (muffledly) as he took you roughly in the club’s bathroom ten minutes later.

and it had even looped back by the time you were stumbling out of the bathroom, max’s cum still dripping down your leg.

(otherwise, there’s no music needed, your moans, his dirty talk and the dripping sound of your pussy enough are enough to get you both going quick enough)

charles

like lewis, charles’ affinity for music means he has a more than comprehensive sex playlist at hand for any moment

however, he does prefer songs without lyrics and only because he’ll be tempted to start singing along, and forget about fucking you into next week 

and we don’t want that so…

his playlist is largely filled with songs in french and italian, which does mean he does have the tendency to start cursing and moaning in french as you grind and dig your hips down on his dick. 

it gets even worse when you pepper hickies across his neck and chest, with his grunts and moans turning into whiny whimpers at your blossoming attacks.

carlos

carlos absolutely hates having a sex playlist.

it goes against the very epitome of his ideal sex scenario. the very fact that you may be displeased by his foreplay and desires to you fuck you into next week, that you somehow need other sensory stimulation, absolutely disgusts him.

no.

he needs to absolutely consume your every sense with him. and only him.

this means instead, pressing his body right up against yours, his growing dick pressed harshly against your back. his mouth nips at your ears and neck as the aroma of his natural musky smell fills your every breath. 

so expect the spanish seductor to do all the hard work ;)

lando

this boy is so fuckboy, clubbing at 3am coded, it’s obvious what’s going to be playing in the background of his apartment as he fucks his cum back into you

his preference for quickies in the backseat of his luxury cars means that your phone

(which is permanently plugged into in aux) 

is almost always blasting the playlist as he bends your back and rails your to the pounding bass

however, in the bedroom, he opts for a more quiet atmosphere, the songs turning more seductive, as he peers through his eyelashes, punishing two of his thick fingers into your cunt

oscar

oscar may appear to be one of the more tamer drivers on the grid, with a cool headed exterior and no nonsense attitude, but his sex playlist reveals a more playful side to him than most would believe

he’s definitely a secret sucker for a good club song, especially as he grips the back of your neck and pulls you towards him, making you reverse cowgirl him sitting up, his hands groping the front of your body, as a thick ring of cum forms at the base of his dick.

but he’ll still treat you like a goddess, prepared to get down on his hands and knees for you, whilst smirking has he sucks your clit and pounds two fingers into your pussy.

george

george, similar to oscar, appears to be a bit more chill about his sex life, but in this case he actually is

definitely one to prefer blowing out your back in bed, rather than somewhere more risky (unlike some of his more adventurous colleagues), but this doesn't mean the sex nor the playlist is tame either

it’s a good mix of slow seductive songs sprinkled in with the occasional chas atlantic song which he feels a bit more free to pull out and give you a backshot or two as he grips your hair into a ponytail

and embarrassing as it is, pipe is actually one of george’s favourite sex songs

(although he’ll never ever tell lewis this)

daniel

unironically, this man will fuck you into next week as he plays the most egregious songs at full volume

you’ve begged him to change it, and have even tried switching out his phone mid-sex for your own, but he quickly caught on, pinning your wrists with one of his hands, as he fumbles with connecting his phone back

(you’ll never admit it, but the songs have really grown on you)

however, the one thing you can publicly agree on is pony. he’s pulling off the entire magic mike™ experience just for you, and to put his own little flair on it, he’s making you wear his prized cowboy hat, as you ride his thick, denim covered thigh, just begging for more

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[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

sleeper body tim is something i think about often. like visually he looks like he has the skeletal structure of a cooked noodle but in reality he’s super strong. for example:

jason: shit the door is locked. move i’ll shoot the lock

tim: no don’t waste a bullet, i got this

jason: wtf are you gonna—

tim: *kicks door down*

jason: *horrified*

OR him taking his blazer off at a gala and people being able to see the muscles in his arms through his shirt when he moves. the morning after the gala there are articles like:

Billionaire Bruce Wayne’s adopted son and CEO of WE Timothy Drake-Wayne is secretly buff?

Also imagine him beating everyone in arm wrestling because he just takes them by surprise.

[mellotunekitty]

Batboy Headcanons - How they react to you crying

Dick Grayson 

Doesn’t matter what you’re crying about. If you’re crying, he’s right by your side. 

“Is this a good cry or a bad cry? …I’m just gonna sit right here.” 

If it’s a good cry, he’ll celebrate with you and take you out for drinks (or food if you’re underage). 

If it’s a bad cry however, he’ll do whatever you need him to do. Leave you alone, hold you, distract you. Doesn’t matter, he’s there for you. 

“Hey, it’s okay. Whatever you need, you got it. Take your time.” 

Jason Todd

Isn’t the best with emotions, but would try for you. 

“Uh… you need… tissues or something?” 

He’ll kind of just leave you be if it’s a good cry, but if it’s a bad cry he’ll freeze. 

If you want to be held or want someone to just sit with you, Jason will be so tense at first. Eventually, he warms up to it. 

“...It’ll be okay. I promise, it will.” 

Tim Drake 

Again, not big on emotions. 

“Oh! You’re crying…”

His immediate response is to just leave you be, so unless you tell him to stay, he’s leaving. Doesn’t matter if it’s a good or bad cry. 

He would be the type to sit awkwardly next to you while you sob. Kind of just sit there and pat your back here and there. 

“It’s alright… uhm… yeah…”

[caffeineaddictwriter]

NSFW INCORRECT QUOTES WITH WOLVERINE AND DEADPOOL

MINORS PISS OFF

Y/N: *is wearing silk pants* how does this look?

Wade: like it could slip off really easily

Y/N: …

Logan: he ain’t wrong bub

Y/N: *sucking on a popsicle*

Wade: practicing for when Logan gets here?

Y/N: *takes a big ass bite out of the popsicle*

Wade: *scared shitless*

Y/N: *gardening* can you bring me the hoe?

Logan: course one sec bub

*few minutes later*

Logan: here you go.

Y/N: …

Logan: …

Wade: why am I here?

Y/N: why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Wade: umm, cause you have a cute smile when you win…?

Y/N: he’s just looking at my ass isn’t he

Logan: to be honest I’d do the same bub it’s a fine ass.

Y/N: dom or sub?

Wade: I guess dominoes, don’t really go to subway. I dunno why you’d put them in the same category though.

Logan: you look good in that hoodie

Y/N: you wanna know where else I’d like good?

Logan with zero hesitation: in my bed under me as I pound you

Y/N at the same time: by your side… wait what the fuck did you just say

[fictionismyreality3]

Being Ghost’s Wife

Warnings: romance and everything that comes with it, mentions of sex

Notes: I’m literally so tired so all I could whip up was a hc today. The urge to nap with Simon is eating at my brain whEN IS IT MY TURN

a lot of your relationship was stunted at the start because as soon as he realized he actually loved you he shut you out

but then he got over himself 🙄 and proposed to you 3 months into dating

knows he’s overdue to be seriously injured or killed so he doesn’t want to wait

splurges on a ring the very next day

literally was more terrified to propose to you than he’d ever been for a mission

just randomly said it one night while you were making dinner and he was standing behind you h o v e r i n g

“marry me.” “huh? I mean, yes but Si-” “you’re my wife now.”

changes his contact name in your phone to ‘husband 🖤’ even though technically your still just engaged

the rest of the 141 only finds out by mistake when he forgot to turn his ringer off, you kept bombarding him with texts because you couldn’t figure out how to work the grill he bought you and soap saw about 20 missed messages from ‘wife 🤍’

somehow the whole base knows Lt riley is engaged by the end of the day (soap swears it wasn’t him)

the wedding was small, only your family and the 141 plus Laswell

took the whole ‘fuck on your wedding night’ thing very seriously 🤭

you live a cute little domestic life

after so long not knowing if he was going to live to see the next day, all Simon wants is just to have a little bubble of peace he can protect

uses all his military money that he never bothered with to buy you a big house with a wrap around porch

i fully believe this man will build a deck 🤠

within a year of you being married he already has you knocked up because he ‘doesn’t want to waste any time’

[wtfvi]

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄

part 1 : sirius, james, remus

part 2 : golden trio era - ron, harry, hermione (coming soon!)

SIRIUS

gift giving !

he gives you small gifts whether he bought them from your favourite shop or made them himself.

pretends he didn’t put much effort into them but in reality he was awake the entire night making you a bracelet.

sirius is strong on words of affirmation.

jealous pda ‼️

a boy hitting on you? get ready for the most intense make out session in front of the poor bloke.

JAMES

james is crazy for physical touch.

he can not go one second without you.

he has his hands in you always. literally always.

privacy? what’s that?

best cuddling sessions ever.

james is also a words of affirmation guy.

“did i tell you how pretty you are?” and its the 12th time that day.

very clingy

loves hugs

definitely a pda guy

handmade gifts omg

pls he’s so cute i love him

REMUS

definitely acts of service

helps you with your homework and other errands.

cooks especially for you.

big on quality time.

late night walks, thoughtful date nights, listens to you actively.

little words of affirmation notes omg

gives you flowers he picked by himself.

knows every little detail about you; your likes, dislikes, fav things, etc.

reads your favourite book to you!!

sometimes you force him to pretend to be a character with you and you enact scenes from a book.

[heartschampion]

mattheo riddle and his singular dimple

PAIRING. mattheo riddle x gn!reader

SUMMARY. my personal headcanon is that mattheo has one singular dimple on the right side of his cheek that pops out with the slightest movement.

CONTENT. fluff, like a lot of fluff, reader be lovesick for mattheo and his dimple, typical mattheo getting into a fight, reader being kinda into it, not proofread

WORD COUNT. 620

imagine cuddling with mattheo and you say something funny or endearing and his dimple pops out. you just want to grab his face and smother his cheek with kisses again and again while he complains about it, secretly enjoying your endless affection.

seeing mattheo's dimple pop out drove you absolutely lovesick for the boy. something about it just made him irresistible to you, and so, naturally, you did what you would always do. climbing on top of him, you leaned down and pressed a soft kiss against the corner of his lips before moving to the right side of his face, burying your face in where his dimple sat and pecking at the spot. you bite down, gentle enough not to cause any pain, and nibbled at his skin. "baby," mattheo whines, trying to pull away from your embrace as you suffocate his face with your bites and kisses. he pouts like a child not getting his own way, fighting back a smile, knowing that he could never get enough of you and your affection for him.

imagine mattheo after winning a quidditch game, a smug smirk on his lips showcasing the dimple you've come to know and love. you're in the stands with your friends and you can't help but gush over him and that little quirk of his. they simply shake their heads in amusement at your raving.

"did you see that!" you raved, bouncing up and down as you shook your friends back and forth. you pointed up in the air to where mattheo was on his boom, squinting your eyes to see the smirk that vacated his face. but, more importantly, his dimple. the deep grove was mesmerising even far up in the sky. it was like you had a superpower for being able to spot the little bugger whenever it came out and would go crazy for it all over again. "oh my gods, oh my gods, he's coming over here!" you squealed loudly into your friends ear as they grimaced at the volume, sighing at your incessant fangirling. it was cute, to say the least, how crazy you were for your boyfriend.

imagine him getting into a fight despite all your warnings and scolding for him not to. you can't do anything else but watch him, agreeing that the kid deserved it. mattheo grins maniacally as he holds the other onto the ground, beating him to a bloody pulp. blood and bruises litter mattheo’s face, but one thing stands out. his dimple is deep and prominent as his grin, making him seem more attractive than he should in such a position.

you knew you probably should intervene. tell mattheo that it wasn't worth getting another detention over, but gods did he drive you crazy with that wide grin plastered on his face. your eyes traced over his face, always going back to the one spot you loved the most. it was bloody, not from mattheo's own blood, but from when he had wiped his hand on his face, coloring it a deep crimson red. the boy who it originated from was lying on the ground, limp and barely holding up against mattheo's unrelenting punches, his arms weakly attempting to shield himself. now, you were aware that it was wrong to find the sight in front of you hot, especially after all the times you had given mattheo hell for getting into yet another fight of his, but, oh, was it hot. you could feel yourself burning up at the thought of cleaning him up, seeing the mess he had made up close as he talked you through the whole fight triumphantly with a grin, as if you hadn't seen it with your own eyes.

[dr-spectre]

I haven't been able to stop thinking about Rainbow Color Inkantation because oh my god this song is so damn hype and cool.

Like... okay, it's not the best Calamari Inkantation we've gotten but it's still incredibly good, at least in my opinion I think its good. 3Mix still beats it in my mind but this song is a STRONG second place.

This song perfectly captures Splatoon 3 to me, it's chaotic, loud, in your face, it celebrates the past, acknowledges the present and has a futuristic edge.

It's so damn blood pumping and adrenaline inducing as each Idol battles for attention and control. It's what you want in a song that's used for the final day of the Grand Festival. It's literally NOW OR NEVER! GO! GO! GO! THIS IS IT!!!

The Idol specific parts when you get the Ultra Signals are my favourite sections of the song, it's SOOOO GOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!! UGHHHH!!!!!! The Squid Sister's section is so sweet, happy and cute as they play the song that they were announced with 9 years ago. Further cementing that their arcs from Splatoon 1 have been finally completed. They sing together in this incredibly harmonized way... It's... it's beautiful...

Off the Hook's section feels so hopeful and inspirational, it feels like Pearl and Marina are just singing to each other and expressing their love for each other... I can imagine Marina hugging Pearl and spinning her around as they sing Ebb & Flow...

Deep Cut's part is pure fucking hype! I LOVE ITTTTT!!!!!!!! I love how they sing something completely original it's so sick man. THEIR CHEERS AND "HA! HA! HA!" So good oh my friggen god bro. Just like the team they represented, their section gives me hope that these three cheeky bandits will continue on and keep making bangers.

I wish i was an expert in music to better explain why i really like this song but alas, i ain't no Anthony Fantano....

I also wanna end off by talking about the final 10 seconds...

Oh. My God. Out of all of the Now or Nevers we've had, those final 10 seconds is my favorite ending to a Now or Never like song... EVER! It just pumps you with so much adrenaline, it's like the song stabbed you with 2 EpiPens in your ear drums. It's so anxiety inducing that you could make a crowd at a rave faint right there and then.

Seriously, go listen to the full 7 minute version of the song if you haven't already, it's pure magic i tell you.

Also, i headcanon that these three helped with the production of the song.

Some of parts of the song reminded me a lot of DJ Octavio's signature style and i think it would be cute if him, Captain 3 and Acht helped with the production of the song.

[egostrawberry]

Been wanting to flesh out these guy’s personalities for a hot minute,, so I did! :>

Names may or may not change later (except for Spamton obv), but I thought these were pretty cute idk

[sy-kin-sin]

look, i know that nobody gives a damn 'bout my headcanons, but why not, lol

lets gooo. I've already said that I'm not particularly interested in other people's headcannons or OC types, but lately I've seen so many interesting ideas about a spy, a pyro or a medic that I just wanted to try out my vision for the entire BLU team. And what are you going to do to me, huh??? You are in America, and I am in Asia

anyway, if you have something interesting in your head about tf2 characters (in particular a sniper or a spy), write to me, I could draw this or something else. Because I really like this shit.

[annmaximoff18]

Y/N: Why don't we burn down the house?

Wanda:It's a spider, we can't burn down a house because of a spider.

Y/N:and why not?

Wanda:because we would be homeless

Y/N:We can go live with my dad.

Wanda:I will not live in a beloved school.

[bloodyfries]

My personal favorite hc of mine is that sqq has a hard time falling asleep without lbh (he stresses about his husband's well-being/Binghe’s anxiety has rubbed off on him). This leads him to sometimes fall asleep in odd places.

Imagine Binghe finishes up what ever work he had to do earlier than expected and decides to surprise Shen Qingqiu. He shows up at Qing Jing Peak, exciting to see his husband.

He can't find him. Why? Sqq fell asleep against a tree while on a walk. Now, of course, like any reasonable person, Binghe freaks out.

So, eventually Sqq come back to an overturned peak and his husband looking like this:

[indywasdeepfried]

New hc that William just passes out on his bed like this everyday after work

[mila-mi-mi]

Can I present my headcanon?

Scout seemed like the kid to have a hamster. I’ve never had one (I’ve had many pets but not these so if you want tell me bout yours!)

[vrtvyg]

I'm tired of 6'2-6'5 being the go to height when people find a character attractive.

Soap is 5'11

Ghost is 6'4

Price is 6'2

Gaz is 6'1

Graves is 5'10

König is 6'9

CAPTAIN mactavish was around 6'2

SERGEANT Mactavish is like 5'11 at most.

Phillips Graves isn't 6'2. he's not towering over you. He's around the same height as Soap. looks taller with that big ass helmet on, is actually a bit shorter. I'll give him 5'9/5'10. His VA is 5'10

König could be 6'10, but considering is VA is 6'3, I'm not entirely sure. I'd give 6'6-'6'10

Ghost isn't 6'5, 6'6. Soaps head goes to his ear. he's closer to 6'3/6'4. still tall, but not THAT tall. His VA is 6'3

Price isn't 6'5, HE'S 6'2. not as tall as ghost but close. His VA is 6'2

and pretty boy Gaz is said to be 6'4, But his VA is 5'11-6'0. and Soap goes up to his eyebrows. we'll say he's 6'1.

stop giving the characters an extra 3 inches to make them seem hotter, I much prefer my men 5'9 rather than 6'5 🙏