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We are two sides of the same coin
#squid game#seong gihun#hwang in ho#seong gi hun x hwang in ho#seong gi hun x oh young il#seong gi hun x front man#457#look im not saying i want gi-hun to be the next front man. it'll be genuinely bad writing if he does please GOD no.#but what i AM saying is that i want in-ho to try and force the promotion on him through homoerotic psychological warfare.#the whole season in ho was like “lemme show you the inherent selfishness in humanity pookie” and i demand more of that energy in season 3#and also im sorry but you can't give me asian hannigram and expect me to not be obsessed come on now#also whoever came up with the ship name 457 lemme kiss you on the mouth
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Neuvillette’s smile will blind me to oblivion
OK one last post rq because I forgot to say I love this guy too
#fanart#anime fanart#fanart genshin#genshin impact#genshin fanart#genshin neuvillette#neuvilette genshin#neuvillette#neuvillette x reader#neuvillette x you#& whoever you want to ship#atp anyone can dream away#my art
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okay we have talked about regulus being a swimmer but have you considered SIRIUS being a professional swimmer and after regs death not being able to go near water?
#oh the tragedy#it also works with james#the point is the angst#oh god i love using water as a symbol in writing#marauders era#the marauders#regulus black#sirius black#james potter#jegulus#i mean it doesnt have to be jegulus but it also works#so ship whoever you want
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Question for the DP fandom:
Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#dc x dp au#sorry it’s a no thoughts head empty kind of night#I know it’s a dumb thing to think about#but it was a shower thought and sometimes those are good#I just think it could bring so much angst to the plot#any plot#like Tim or Damian or whoever you want his significant other to be could think the worst#it would be something they’d notice for sure#could even be Tucker until Sam reminds him that he’s an idiot and their idiot boyfriend turns into a ghost#or it could be another small thing Jazz has to explain away to their parents#she makes up a whole person that is friends with Danny and it becomes a thing#I know it’s gaslighting and I’m not sure she’d do it but it’d be funny#his name is Garrett and he’s one of Danny’s best friends mom. Jeez how do you not know this#or what if Jason’s hair turns white too and that’s when it clicks for Jazz that he is not completely human#if Jazz is liminal her hair could be blue and boy would that be fun to explain#HER HAIR IS BLUE AND SHE HAS FEELINGS ABOUT IT OKAY#all caps on purpose#because I for sure would be freaking out if my hair was the wrong color in the hairbrush#I would purposely pluck a strand and watch it change then freak out#anger management ship#hardcover ship#everlasting trio
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(DCxDP) The obligations of a rogue versus those of a parent (Pt. 4)
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Tw: descriptions of body horror, Dr. Crane has PTSD and Does Not Realize, Crane has an actual panic attack and just doesn’t care, the Riddler makes one (1) sex joke about Batman
Will be crossposted to AO3 eventually
(Pt. 1 here) (Prev here) - (Pt. 5 here)
(Masterlist here)
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Dr. Jonathan Crane is in his lab, the acrid scent of chemicals filling the air, and his hands are shaking.
Danny’s health, for the first week that he had him, had been steadily improving at an extremely quick rate. However, his healing had begun to stagnate. Danny said that it was because his body had run out of ectoplasm, and that while there was a lot of ambient ectoplasm in Gotham, he needed a stronger type in order to heal.
And so, that led Dr. Crane here.
He had stolen the research notes from the Penguin years ago regarding his experimentation on him.
(He quite vividly remembers the sound of bone creaking and groaning as it twisted, lengthened. The squelching of shifting tendons and muscles, the strange fabric-like tightening of skin. The feeling of going from man to monster, of losing all claim to his humanity.)
Danny had called him Liminal, part ghost. He had said that he was transformed by, among other things, a kind of synthetic ectoplasm.
Danny needed ectoplasm.
Crane had the research notes. He had every ingredient necessary. And yet, attempt after attempt failed.
The chemical smell burns his nose. His hands tremble.
Dr. Crane is not afraid.
He doesn’t feel fear anymore. He’s tried to, many, many times, but nothing has worked. And yet, his hands are shaking still.
(The horrifying sensation of vertebrae pop-pop-popping along his spine, growing and lengthening. The unbearable itching beneath his skin as toxin glands begin to form. The feeling of his teeth sharpening and elongating, of his skull growing, of his vision changing and brightening. The awful stench of chemicals. The awful stench of ectoplasm.)
Jonathan takes careful note of his shaking hands, his blurring vision, his accelerated heart-rate and shallow breathing.
(Human hands. Human vision. Human heart and lungs and organs.)
He takes note of them, but he does not let that distract him from the task at hand. Danny is not a chemist, but Jonathan is.
The boy knows enough about chemistry in theory, but he won’t go anywhere near Crane’s equipment. He seems to have some sort of intense fear of laboratory settings, probably developed during his stay with the GiW, and Crane is willing to respect that, if only because he cannot afford to lose him.
As such, Crane is the only one qualified to do this. And, unfortunately, if he isn’t successful the boy may very well die.
He heats the chemicals to precisely the right temperatures, adding each one to its correct container.
Dr. Crane thinks of the Scarebeast, that creature born of cruelty and greed and a sense of superiority. That creature which he tries to ignore is a part of him, that can never be removed. A damage which cannot be undone.
He pours the contents of a small beaker into a larger flask, watching the liquids swirl together. The stench in the air is becoming closer and closer to the one burned into his memory.
Crane’s whole body is wracked with unpleasant sensations. It’s truly unfortunate, he thinks, that despite his mind’s lack of fear, his body still reacts so harshly.
Jonathan’s eyes wander, eventually settling on a purple and green card sitting innocently on the corner of the table.
Right.
Even if they wiped out the GiW tomorrow, and even if Danny could survive without ectoplasm, he would still be in danger.
Crane has to get him back to good health. It’s the only way he can be sure that the boy can defend himself properly.
The solution in the flask begins to foam, and Jonathan does not hesitate as he adds the final ingredient. He pours the mixture into a new container, capping it and placing it into a freezer set to -40 degrees.
Hopefully this time he got the timing right.
Jonathan tries to relax, the ventilation in the room slowly but surely clearing the familiar smell from the air.
He thinks of the letter.
Surely, he thinks, that man can come up with some better material for his jokes. Or, at least something new.
Same old threats, same old attempted poisoning.
Aiming his threats at Danny, though, that was new. New and utterly unacceptable.
Scarecrow did what he had to.
He doubted that his solution would last forever, of course, as with that man it never did. As such, he would prepare both himself and Danny for the inevitable moment that his choices came back to bite them.
However, for the moment, they were safe. Danny could rest and recover, and Jonathan could figure out a plan to minimize possible damages.
Jonathan is no longer shaking.
He’s exhausted. This is his fifth attempt today, and each one leaves an unfortunate strain on his mind and body.
With a sigh, he settles himself into his seat at a nearby desk, opening up his computer and logging his most recent attempt. He still has to wait for it to chill to know if it was successful, but he can always update the logs later.
Once he’s done, he stretches, joints popping loudly as he walks to the freezer.
When he sees the results of his tireless work, the ghost of a smile flits across his face.
Success.
Jonathan picks up the jug of ectoplasm and leaves the lab, which is in all actuality the basement of the new apartment that he moved himself and Danny into after receiving the note. The scrappy old woman who was his landlord had told him that as long as he paid her five hundred dollars up front, she would let him set up in the basement without any questions or cop calls.
And so, the most expensive apartment in the Narrows was his.
At least, he thought, the distance between the basement and the apartment was short enough that Danny didn’t have to sit in while he was doing his labwork.
Jonathan knew that he didn’t exactly have a strong grasp on the concept of ‘lab safety,’ proven by his built-up immunity to almost every toxic chemical he’d ever encountered, and he doubted that Danny should be around such an environment.
He was back to the apartment quickly, not bothering to hide the self-satisfied smile on his face. Danny is sitting in his armchair, trying to read one of his books. Danny looks up, ready to greet him, when he sees the jug in his hands and pauses.
“Is that..?”
“Synthetic ectoplasm,” Jonathan says proudly, “I found the Penguin’s research notes and decided to recreate it, since you said that you needed it to heal properly. I’m not sure if it’ll work the same as what you usually have, but I hope it’s helpful all the same.”
Danny is standing, now, and looking at Jonathan with a strange look in his eyes. He looks, Jon thinks, like he’s about to cry.
Then Danny is rushing forward and wrapping his arms around Jonathan, his scrawny form shaking.
Jonathan is, for a moment, horrified. Did he do something wrong somehow? Why is this child, who’s so afraid of touch, hugging him?
And then he hears Danny’s voice, and he knows that it was all worth it.
“Thank you,” he’s mumbling, over and over, “thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much.”
“Of course,” Jonathan says softly, because what else can he say?
The boy cries in his arms for a while, and Jonathan briefly wonders what his life must have been like before, if a person like him can be seen as a comforting figure.
Then, Danny pours himself a small glass of the synthetic ectoplasm, putting the rest into the small fridge which had come with the apartment, and he settles back down, sitting in the armchair once again.
Jonathan sits opposite of him, and they chat with one another as Danny drinks.
Danny talks to him about the stars and tells him about different spaceships, and Jonathan makes sure to pay attention and ask the boy questions.
He doesn’t miss the way that Danny lights up every time he asks him something about his interests. He’s so passionate, so smart, a trait that he seldom sees outside of his fellow rogues, and Jonathan wants to encourage that.
It’s…nice. Peaceful, almost.
And then the front door flies open, because Jonathan isn’t allowed to have nice things.
“Jon,” a familiar voice rings out, “what the hell?!”
Danny is frozen in place, clearly terrified.
Jonathan heaves a sigh, turning to face the nuisance who’s entered his apartment.
“Eddie,” he drawls, “to what do I owe the pleasure?”
Edward’s face is red with anger as he invades Jonathan’s apartment.
“Oh, I don’t know! Maybe it’s the fact that you sent a bunch of rogues a cryptic message and then dropped off the face of the earth for two weeks! I was worried, Jon!”
Jonathan hums in acknowledgement.
“I didn’t think it was that cryptic,” he says, picking up a book in order to pointedly ignore the Riddler.
“Oh, of course you didn’t, you straw-stuffed hickory dickory dickhead. I swear, you’re always—” he pauses, finally having noticed Danny sitting opposite of Jonathan, “—who is this?”
“My apprentice,” Jonathan replies, dreading the upcoming headache he was no doubt going to develop from Edward’s company, “he’s helping me hunt down the GiW. His name is Danny.”
Edward gasps dramatically.
“You—an apprentice?! And you’re letting him sit in the old man chair?! You don’t even let me sit in the old man chair,” he wails, draping himself over the headrest of the couch with a flourish, “Jonathan, I thought I knew you!”
“Edward,” Jonathan says, “get out of my apartment.”
“Oh my goodness, this is incredible. You’re becoming the bat!”
“I am not becoming the bat, Eddie, now get out.”
Edward has a shit-eating grin on his face as he waltzes over to Danny. Danny, who seemed terrified when he first appeared, is now looking at him with obvious amusement written all over his face.
“I mean, look at him! The hair, the eyes, the scrappy build. If you put him in one of those traffic light vigilante costumes, he could easily pass as a Robin!”
“I’m not doing this with you today, Eddie.”
“Riddle me this, Jon: I am a treasure hidden inside of a chest. You can break me, or steal me, or give me a rest. I can flutter, or pound, or attack, or drop, but if you don’t have me, you’re certainly fucked. What am I?”
Jonathan pauses for a moment before he groans, dropping his head into his hands.
“Eddie.”
Danny sits still, a confused look on his face as he repeats the riddle silently. Then, his face lights up in delight.
“A heart!”
“Jon, I like this one,” Edward says with a smile, ruffling Danny’s hair, “you are correct! A heart, something that I wasn’t aware that our dear Jonathan had!”
“Eddie, stop.”
“No, no,” Edward says, “I was worried about you, you deserve this. I mean, you even missed girls night! You never miss girls night!”
“Girls night?” Danny asks, absolutely delighted.
“Oh, of course,” Edward says, sprawling over on the couch, dangerously close to just laying in Jonathan’s lap, “we have it once a week. I’m invited because of Selina and Jon’s invited because Harley likes him.”
“And what does girls night entail, exactly?”
“Eddie,” Jonathan groans, “please.”
“Well,” Edward hums, “we usually paint our nails, or watch a movie, or gossip about the other rogues, and occasionally, we tell each other about any ‘encounters’ we have with Batman,” he says, raising his eyebrows up and down.
Danny’s jaw drops.
“Edward, shut up,” Jonathan says, an irritated tone in his voice that wasn’t there before.
“No way,” Danny says, “I thought that Batman, like, hated you guys or something. You mean he actually..?”
“Oh, the Bat is much like a bottle of liquor or a cheap cigarette, in that he was made to be passed around.”
Danny chokes on air.
“Edward Nygma,” Jonathan hisses, getting out of his seat and looming over the man, “get the hell out.”
Edward pales.
“Leaving, leaving!” Edward says, dashing away from Jonathan. He pauses, turning to flash Danny a quick smile.
“Remember Danny, I’m your favorite uncle! Not any of the other rogues, me!”
With that, he leaves, the room falling completely silent.
And, as per usual, that silence does not last.
“You full-named him?” Danny asks gleefully, “and it worked?”
Jonathan just sighs, sitting down on the couch and rubbing at his temples.
“Please, don’t take anything Eddie says seriously. He’s a moron.”
“Dr. Crane, please let me come to girls night with you,” Danny pleads, his eyes sparkling, “I promise I won’t embarrass you.”
Jonathan groans.
“Of course you won’t, Eddie will do it for you.”
“Come on, please?”
“I think we’re a bit busy with the GiW at the moment,” Jonathan snaps. He pauses as he notices the crestfallen expression on Danny’s face.
This boy is going to be the death of him.
“Perhaps, though, when all that is taken care of…”
Danny cheers, grinning wildly, and Jonathan is not at all relieved to see him happy again. Certainly not.
The rest of the day is relatively normal.
Danny works on trying to get information from the GiW database while Crane refines his his fear toxin, both preparing for a raid on the GiW base they located in Gotham.
It was only a temporary base, nothing of note, but there was a chance of discovering more bases through it, and that wasn’t something either of them were willing to give up.
Still, something like this would take time. Rushing would only lead to failure.
…
Late in the night, long after Danny is fast asleep in his room, Jonathan pauses.
The GiW are not the only threat out there. They aren’t the only threat to him or to Danny. Perhaps it could be helpful to reach out to someone with greater resources than himself.
He sends a quick message to Red Hood.
Hopefully, he thinks, everything will go smoothly.
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#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp fic#liminal scarecrow#Jon’s PTSD is triggered by the smell of ectoplasm because his life is a nightmare#HDJFNDNDNFKDJF#I am the master of emotional whiplash#rip Jon just trying to have some peace in this fucking house#never gonna happen king 🫡#oh also Eddie is not lying that bat can manwhore#and like half the rogues in Gotham know this from experience#and also most of the JL#and some of JL dark#btw Eddie and Jon are besties#they’re both awful but they make it work#when Jon full-names Eddie that just means that if he doesn’t stop whatever he’s doing he’s gonna get a dose of fear toxin#Eddie isn’t intimidating enough to full-name anyone so if he gets mad he just bashes whoever in the head with his cane#Jon is the living embodiment of ‘me and my girl don’t argue she bash me in the head with a rock and I walk it off like a man’#also side note I’m not doing any ships in this#because I don’t want to#they are just Like That#if you wanna read it that way though it’s completely fine#also shoutout 2 that one scriddler fic on ao3 that helped inspire that riddle LMAO
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wait i’m so confused. is holly and ward actually a thing :D ??????
I’m playing this fun game called “I’m not gonna confirm or deny anything romance related because I think it’s much funnier to give people the chance to imagine that stuff themselves”
They are a thing if you believe them to be👍
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“Save Sasuke from the dark path he was going down” sounds so deep and romantic or whatever until you remember that the “dark path ” being referred to was the search for answers and closure made necessary by systematic oppression, a corrupt political system, surviving a massacre, and constantly being invalidated.
#ship whoever you want but#at least stop making Sasuke this poor lost emo boy#and recognize that he wasn’t just being emotional#because all he needed was a friend#pro Sasuke#anti Konoha
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Biting people who don't tag their ship art.
Specifically canon x canon stuff but like, in general.
#at a point where if i see untagged ship stuff involving Redson i just block them#grrrrrr bark bark bark#call me cringey idc#selfship#selfship community#self-ship#self ship#self shipping#selfshipping#“You don't own the character” idc#ship him with whoever you want#that isn't the issue#just tag it so i don't have to see it
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man literally bit through the stick. dentists must hate him
#that's the only fight i want to see#kaji vs his dentist#can you imagine having a patient who pretty much only eats candy but also has literal fangs that have been used to bite people#i think i'd quit on the spot ngl#he would have to get sedated every time probably#someone should write one of those reader or oc fics about that#kaji/dentist assistant#or whoever it is that actually cleans your teeth idk#that's the ship#“kaji ily” “then why did you overcharge me”#“my love for you is as deep as that cavity on your left molar”#“you protect me in the same way that enamel protects your teeth”#and then he breaks up with them on the spot#i should stop#kaji ren#ren kaji#wind breaker#wbk manga spoilers#wind breaker manga#wbk
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Poseidon: "til death do you apart?"
Poseidon: What bullshit is this.
Tyson: oh dear.
Kymopoleia: Here we go again. Triton are you gonna-
Triton: Yep, getting mom now.
Poseidon: I disapprove. Percy is assumed missing and possibly dead an average of once per year. Are you saying you'll only love my son for one year? You're not good enough for him.
Percy, exasperated: Dad please-
Percy's spouse: What do you want me to say, "bold of you to assume death will free you from this relationship?"
Poseidon, summoning his trident: You dare control my son? You dare hold him against his will? No! No, I will not stand for this! If you think I'm going to sit back and let my son be in an abusive relationship again, you have something else comin-
Amphitrite, dragging Poseidon away by the ear: Ignore my overprotective idiot husband. He still sees Percy as the baby-seal eyed 12 year old that he met two decades ago. Carry on.
#amphitrite afterward: husband you idiot. you threaten the spouse BEFORE the wedding. Not during. not after! What were you doing last night??#Poseidon. who was crying about how good percy looked in his wedding suit: uhhhh nothing.#PJO#pjo hoo toa#pjo series#pjo fandom#incorrect pjo quotes#pjo incorrect quotes#pjo seafam#seafam#Percy Jackson and the Olympians#incorrect quotes#incorrect percy jackson quotes#incorrect seafam quotes#poseidon#amphitrite#tyson#kymopoleia#you can imagine percy's spouse as an OC or whoever you want. theres a lot of ships to choose from and i know 99.9% of yall are highly#opinionated about it.
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I did this for vii.doodles DTIYS on Instagram for her 800 followers and she loves staticapple AND NOW THEY ARE MORE THAN 1100 WHAT ARE Y'ALL WAITING FOR GO FOLLOW HER SHE IS THE BEST AND FUNNY
She is also here on Tumblr but i am writing this from my computer and I don't know where to find the lil snail (the one to put before the username) on my keyboard AHSHASHAaaa
#staticapple#vox#priest vox#hazbin vox#hazbin lucifer#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#this was like my second time drawing Lucifer#and absolutely the first time drawing him WITH A NOT-STUPID EXPRESSION#let me tell you guys it was HARDDDDD#and obviously Vox had to be dressed as a priest#for plot reasons of course#“what plot” you'll ask#i don't know guys i am asking myself that too#do I ship them? Honestly i ship Vox literally with EVERYONE#name a character#whoever you want#AAAAND SBAM THEY ARE WITH VOX NOW#ALRIGHT I WAS LYING I DON'T SHIP SERA WITH VOX I AM SORRY#also sera is there for reasons#and she is regretting her life choices#my art
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you mean to tell me that the ship that had a confession that revolved around matchmaking fell apart when one of the parties was unmatchable? shocking. out of character. a plot point made out of thin air. fan service.
#sarcasm#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#isa thinks#sophie foster#fitz vacker#guys I'm not being mean I'm joking don't come at me#ship whoever you want that's none of my business
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yeah
#cmon i couldn’t not do this with him#naruto#kakuzu#akatsuki#i don’t really ship him with anyone so yeah the other person can he whoever you want it to be
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It’s so mind boggling when you see a giftset that is focused on buck being bi but they cut out a very important aspect in his coming out arc and something in your gut tells you “this person hates tommy” and then you go to their profile because maybe you’re wrong but lmao nope you were right and they’re convinced Buck, who has never shown romantic interest in Eddie for 7 seasons, is secretly in love with him. 🙃🙃🙃
#bucktommy#im all for shipping who you want#but you don’t have to hate canon while you ship whoever you want#also you’re making life so difficult on yourself by hating that much#discourse ig#just my thoughts really
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I feel like Fitzjames would keep her dick in the same way she'd keep her first name but Hodgson would get every gender surgery invented to date and she'd know all the technical terms for them and all the etymologies of said terms and she'd cheerfully tell Irving and Little all the bloody medical details of each one and she'd do it while they were eating and Little would want to gently object but would not do so because he wants to be a Good Ally and Irving would ignore all his subtle attempts to change the subject and listen to her with an enthralled intensity usually reserved for church services, which could mean nothing.
#WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING!#The Terror#George Hodgson#John Irving#will refrain from ship tagging but in this scenario (as in all scenarios I envision) the 3 of them are covalently bonded for life#Hodgson; most obnoxious person to ever attend a vaginoplasty consultation:#''And make sure it can REALLY stretch because I want to be able to fit both my partners in there at once--''#Starky's original posts#Starky's text posts#whoever came up with the idea that James would stay James after she transitioned is such a genius#though I did read a fic where she chooses a Portuguese name for herself and it did make me cry QwQ Miss Fitzjames I love you so much!!!#''Hey OP why doesn't Little get to be a girl too?'' Oh you misunderstand me my friends. That's a he/him butch right there! \0w0/#HAPPY TERROR YURI WEEK EVERYONE IT'S BEEN A DELIGHT <3#George Henry Hodgson
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235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 111. ryan atwood and marissa cooper - the oc
#ryan x marissa#theocedit#theocgifs#ocgifs#teendramaedit#ryan atwood#marissa cooper#the oc#ship: whoever you want me to be#**#235ships#mine: the oc#mine: ryan and marissa#the oc 1x01#the oc 1x11#the oc 2x15#the oc 1x14#the oc 3x05#the oc 1x02#the oc 3x25#the oc 3x01#the oc 3x03#the oc 2x07
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