#amphitrite afterward: husband you idiot. you threaten the spouse BEFORE the wedding. Not during. not after! What were you doing last night??

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Poseidon: "til death do you apart?"

Poseidon: What bullshit is this.

Tyson: oh dear.

Kymopoleia: Here we go again. Triton are you gonna-

Triton: Yep, getting mom now.

Poseidon: I disapprove. Percy is assumed missing and possibly dead an average of once per year. Are you saying you'll only love my son for one year? You're not good enough for him.

Percy, exasperated: Dad please-

Percy's spouse: What do you want me to say, "bold of you to assume death will free you from this relationship?"

Poseidon, summoning his trident: You dare control my son? You dare hold him against his will? No! No, I will not stand for this! If you think I'm going to sit back and let my son be in an abusive relationship again, you have something else comin-

Amphitrite, dragging Poseidon away by the ear: Ignore my overprotective idiot husband. He still sees Percy as the baby-seal eyed 12 year old that he met two decades ago. Carry on.