#& then going on to be a PE teacher…………

[incodnito]

Cod men as school teachers because vice principal price is haunting my dreams

- Simon “Ghost” Riley: Better known as Coach Riley amongst his students, he teaches PE because I don’t believe he has the patience (or the brains) for much of anything else. This was a tough decision because any of them could fill this role really but the others at least have overarching skills that I think could apply to other teaching positions. Simon however is mentally ill and dumb of ass so I dont think theres anywhere else he could go unless I made him a janitor (and I did consider it). Also coaches the schools soccer (or football whatever) team, his kids always make it to the semi finals at least.

- Kyle “Gaz” Garrick: History teacher. Theres always one real handsome history teacher for no reason and thats Mr. Garrick. Has some of the highest test scores in the school since hes so charming and energetic and knows how to get his students interested in the most boring topics. Bonus points for really focusing in on the history of cultures outside of the west and real passionate about black history in particular. Gets in trouble with parents for being “too political” in a history class. He just rolls his eyes and nods along as they rant.

- Johnny “Soap” MacTavish: Unhinged physics teacher who puts his students in danger. There will be explosions, you better be wearing safety goggles. Spends the first two weeks of classes testing his students on lab safety till they all get full marks because he will not have any (more) liabilities on his hands. Kids love him, faculty hate him. Constantly in trouble with admin for destroying some piece of school property. Only reason he hasn’t been fired is because the test scores don’t lie, whatever he’s doing its working.

- Captain John Price: Vice principal but will sub for english and history where needed (yea I watched The Bay and promptly lost my mind what about it). Keeps everyone in line, and serves as the bridge between teachers and admin. Is usually the one handling whatever fresh hell Mr. MacTavish has cooked up for him. Is great with the kids and they genuinely trust him to take any of their concerns seriously no matter how petty. Makes sure all the clubs and extracurriculars are well taken care of because he knows how important it is for kids to have an outlet. Does not stand for bullying and will stop that shit in its tracks the second he sees it.

[littencloud9]

kunichuu as teachers AU where chuuya is the physics teacher who’s pretty open about being married, always mentions his spouse etc and kunikida is the math teacher who the students know absolutely nothing about, but they see the ring on his finger. until one day kunikida stops by chuuya’s class to pass him lunch and all the students are like. YOU’RE MARRIED TO EACH OTHER???!!!

[chillychive]

Having so much brain rot abt teacher Mumscarian so I’m gonna throw it at you lovely citizens of the inter webs:

- Grian is the part time art teacher who subs a lot at the school.

- Mumbo is the tech teacher who everyone is a little afraid of before they get to know him and realize he’s just a tall, intimidating goofball.

- Scar is an architect who is known for 2 things: Amazing architecture and his cat who he manages to mention in every single conversation regardless of topic. You could be talking to him about geothermal heating and he’d find a way to work in Jellie in something that made complete sense in the moment but was utterly bewildering upon reflection.

I accidentally wrote a fic, so here you go!:

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Grian sighed, heading to the main office to check his mailbox after a long day. He passed his sister, Pearl’s desk, on the way and paused.

It was utterly wrecked, piles and piles of papers decorating it. She was so stressed out at dinner last night…

He sat down. She could owe him for this one. He sorted through the papers, finishing the easy ones and making neat piles of the rest.

It was nearly 9 now, he was going to be late for dinner, but he knew Mumbo was finishing up some work- a student had wrecked their project in the rain by accident so he was painstakingly assembling a replica for them so they didn’t fail the class- so he wouldn’t be home for a while, either.

Mumbo’s love for his students was a big part of what Grian loved about him- it was hardly the first time Mumbo had gone far, far out of his way to help one of them- once he actually drove all the way to a student’s house to talk them through a project that would make or break their grade after they called him crying.

Partially to distract himself and partially to annoy Mumbo, Grian pressed the button on the intercom. Everyone would be out of the building by now, so he wasn’t worried about annoying anyone.

“Main office to Mumbo Jumbo, how are you, dearest?”

It only took a couple seconds for Mumbo’s reply. “Grian?! How-“ Grian could hear Mumbo’s smile in his voice, “You almost made me drop the whole project! I’d have to start from scratch!”

Grian laughed. “Sorry…”

“No you’re not.”

“Nope!” Grian grinned into the mic, squinting at the page in front of him. “Did you go to the assembly today?”

“Yep… had to go to the first one and the third.”

“The presenter was so hot.”

Mumbo laughed. “Seriously, the man was way too attractive for his own good.”

“And his cat was the cutest.”

“No, the cutest was how much he loved her.”

Grian grinned. “Okay, you’ve got me there. And his eyes, too.”

“What about them? I wasn’t close enough to see.”

“They were like this really vibrant shade of green- I’ve literally never seen someone with that color eyes before- and it perfectly complemented his suit too- I wondered about the maroon until I saw his eyes…”

Grian slowed his ramble, and Mumbo clearly noticed but didn’t say anything.

“Anyway, yeah, he was so hot.”

Mumbo laughed. “I’m nearly done here, but I have a lot of clean up to do, so I’m gonna go for a bit.”

“Okay! I’m just tidying in the office, so I’ll be here when you’re done.”

“Love you, Gri.” Mumbo said over the intercom, and Grian grinned, turning it off with a quick “Love you too.”

—-

Grian had finished cleaning Pearl’s desk and had moved on to his own papers when he was interrupted by the door opening.

“Ready to head home, babe?” He asked, not looking up.

Someone cleared their throat. “Sorry, just wanted to let you know I’m leaving…”

Well that definitely wasn’t Mumbo. Grian looked up.

“Oh.” His face was definitely burning. “I- sorry, can I help you?”

The man in front of him- a taller guy in a wheelchair, wearing a maroon suit with a cat snuggled into his lap. Grian drew his eyes up to his face, which was currently doing it’s best to color match the suit, to meet those startling green eyes.

“I’m Scar.” The man offered, rolling toward the desk. “Do I need to sign anything or can I just go?”

Scar’s voice was smooth, but his red face betrayed how flustered he was.

“Nope!” Grian squeaked.

“Hear that, Jellie? Time to go.”

Grian watched Scar’s rapidly retreating chair, cursing his bravery for what he was about to do. “Wait! There is something I need you to sign.”

Scar’s head turned quickly. In moments, he was in front of the desk again. Grian shoved the paper he had just written at him.

Scar read it, eyebrows raised. “This is a… non-disclosure agreement?”

“So you don’t tell everyone about what you overheard.” Grian explained, blushing.

Scar’s face stretched into a classic salesman smile. “Oh, but what if I want to tell someone?” He rolled closer. “I can think of a few things I’d like to say.”

Grian, stupidly, raised his chin at this. “Oh yeah?”

“How about, ‘Are you single?’” Scar asked, equally confident.

Grian frowned, pretending to ponder the question. He leaned forward, face inches from Scar’s. “I suppose that wouldn’t be a breach of contract…”

“Perfect.” Scar breathed. Grian started to lean in. Scar sat back in his chair, teasingly. “And what about the other fine fellow on the line? Would it be imprudent to ask about him as well?”

“Oh, not at all!” Grian grinned, sitting back in his seat. “In fact, I could call him right now, see if he has any objections to our little contract.”

“I think that would be quite appropriate.”

Grian turned on the intercom. “Mumbo Jumbo to the main office?” He turned it off again, leaving no room for Mumbo to protest.

“And now, would it be a breach of contract to suggest, say, dinner?” Scar asked, eyes gleaming.

“Actually, Mumbo and I are going for dinner soon… any objections to Thai?”

“That sounds amay-zing!”

It was that moment that Mumbo walked into the main office, tugging a backpack on wheels behind him. Mumbo stopped in the doorway seeing Scar. Behind Scar’s back, he mouthed to Grian “He’s been here the whole time?!”

“Ready to go?” Grian replied, standing and gathering his things. “We have a date.”

“Sorry, what?”

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[grossillygirl]

i used to read smut about succubuses (succubi? Idfk) and rape and ageplay and ddlg and grosssssss bad stuff and i REGRET IT SO MUCH NOW. I WAS THE DUMBASS KID READING THIS FUCKED UP SHIT THAT CONDITIONED ME TO WANT OLDER MEN LIKE THAT

[zhongrin]

🫠🫠🫠 it's only the first 1.2 pages (out of 4 pages) and only the right hand (there should be a left hand) but considering i only managed to put in like.... 3-4 hours of practice.... it's. it's good enough for now i think hshdfhsdh

still wondering what kind of mushrooms the little girl is picking, bc this feels too epic to be just a song about just picking shrooms-

[ringneckedpheasant]

interested in disco elysium fic now but only because I want to cut harry open with a scalpel & examine his internalized homophobia

[skull-ishcloud]

I think my biggest problem with RR is that I love the idea he has but not the execution.

Like, nice ADHD guy who uses humor as a coping mechanism. Nice, war between Greeks and Romans. Nice, Poseidon and Athena children couple. Nice, gender fluid badass character. Nice,

Then you realize the ADHD guy doesn't get much deeper than that. That, the war was caused by some flat ass character with no personality aside from killing panda plushies and superiority complex. That the A and P's relationship was kinda forced and toxic. That the said badass character is only gender fluid bc of her mom.

[ordinarytalk]

FREAKIN' HANDSTAND, BABY!!

[dsm--v]

i think my body actually hates me

[i-dont-eat-drywall]

fucking hate my elementary school PE teacher </3

[cerealmonster15]

aydoose dot png

[usagimen]

Do you ever think the other first years just kinda laughed when sayuri said unhinged things for a reaction? That, she would find joy in their smiles knowing she finally had friends who weren’t scared of her or viewed her as the cursed girl. All the rumors from Kyoto vanished, the hush whispers at the start she had no cursed energy, she was used as a political bargaining chip, ect. It just makes you think how different her life would have been if she disobeyed remained while the rest of the Tokyo Tech crew. 

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

oh shit tomorrow is no biology apparently

[mxwhore]

patron saint of being hot

and a lot of skill and really interesting anecdotes about your life and having professors that give me second hand anxiety bc they seem kinda awful and mean. But mainly just being hot

ty! admittedly my professors are not that bad, ive only had one bad professor that was more incompetent that awful. if you want another anecdote, ill tell you about the only teacher i truly despise to this day (on the tags, cuz its a very dark story)

ask gamerino

[scpwiki-official]

SHE WOULD NOT BE A NURSE

[amakumos]

Why do i have so many crazy stories about people i know .. like how my 36 year old bio teacher has Hatsune miku poster in front of his bed and posted a video of him dancing while chugging vodka