#!ddsimeon

[journey-to-the-attic]

Pspspspspsps do you have any HCs for IK babysitting the little guys

okay keep in mind i don't actually know what happened in that kid pop quiz, so this is the literal premise of "these got turned into little primary school boys".

how i imagine this happening: satan + solomon are brewing some dastardly potion and asmo + simeon come in to chat with/ask them about what's going on. lucifer walks in, gets highly suspicious and tries to intervene, solomon accidentally drops something into the cauldron, and then it's hiss, BANG, child

i'll put the boys at around 7 years old both physically and mentally - they retain their usual memories, but they're kind of vague and hand-wavey about what exactly they remember - so they recognise everyone they're meant to but don't know why in particular

the potion going BANG happens at the rad and prof baal is down the hall, so they (attracted by the sound of explosions, their one true love) quickly show up

when they open the door there are five little boys sitting around in various states of shock. solomon turns around and sees this crazy-looking adult in with big glowing goggles and spiky hair, and also has the distinct feeling he's done something wrong, and subsequently starts crying

this sets asmo off, which sets simeon off, which makes satan angry so now he's loudly scolding them for crying for no reason

lucifer just sits there silently, apparently trying to process everything in his now significantly smaller brain

prof baal can only do one thing. leave

and call diavolo

who calls ik because he can't get the boys to stop crying, and when asked for help barbatos just inadvertently made solomon cry more

eventually ik, reeling somewhat, gets them all calmed down and ascertains what happened

unfortunately the two main guys who would be able to figure out a reverse potion are little boys now. so diavolo takes the issue to wiz and ik continues to hang out with the kids

it's. fun?? it's also incredibly jarring

big news! wiz is going to need at least a weekend to analyse the remains of the potion and reverse engineer its effects! the kids are going to have to stay at the castle in the mean time!

so let's get to know them:

lucifer: very serious and earnest - tries to act mature and rein the others in, which is mostly ineffective. likes having his hand held but won't admit it. very particular about keeping himself neat and gets annoyed when he feels he's being talked down to. spends most of his time quietly following ik around.

satan: closer to 6yo and very energetic - runs around exploring things, crawls into whatever spaces he can fit into to. his lucifer-grudge manifests in one of those kiddie rivalries where he has to prove he's the COOLEST one. likes to be read to when he's calm, dislikes it heavily when lucifer is praised in front of him

simeon: just the sweetest little guy... very smiley and bright, seeks approval to an almost worrying degree, kind of clumsy. a little shy around the other boys but super outgoing with the grown-ups (and ik + luke), tries to help out even when he doesn't know what he's doing, and consequently breaks things

solomon: also very energetic, very loudly curious, asks a lot of questions but is moving too fast to actually hear the answers. one of those kids with grabby hands and very little sense of personal space. also keeps having magic accidents because he's not great at controlling his powers in this state

asmo: cheerful but also very blunt and honest with his words. cries quite easily but is also easily consoled; enjoys playing make-believe and dress-up, but very insistent that you do it HIS way. likes being carried around and gets a little crabby if he doesn't get attention for too long

the others are involved in looking after the boys as well but i'm just going to focus on ik for brevity's sake

ik has at least three of the kids surrounding her at all times

at any given moment, at least one of them wants to be carried. another one has something cool to give her. another one wants her to follow them and look at something. lucifer is probably still clinging to her hand the entire time.

the other boys play. lucifer reads a little bit, tries to tell them off, then spends the rest of his time walking around and looking for ik so that she will hold his hand. nevertheless he will look away when asked about this and insist it's nothing

solomon spends a not insignificant amount of time trying to cause as much trouble for barbatos as possible - he's clearly conspiring with some of the little ds as well - and forces ik to go on constant tours around the castle with him so that he can ask her questions at a billion miles per hour

he keeps pointing at things and accidentally making them explode or erupt into flames, or trying to conjure pretty lights and instead summoning bats

he walks into the kitchen with a massive rat in his hands and barbatos almost bodily hurls him out of the window

satan can sprint around the entire castle (including up and down the towers) before he exhausts himself, and he is the bane of lucifer's seven year old life because he will not stop BOTHERING him

satan can theoretically still read at his usual level but he 1. can't sit still long enough do so and 2. now lacks the neural power to comprehend super complex paragraphs, so when he tuckers himself out, he makes ik read him super morbid history books from the castle library

(lucifer is there too, sitting cross-legged and listening solemnly. when satan gets squeamish or spooked he looks at lucifer and reminds himself that he MUST get a better grade in scary stories than him)

(inevitably satan falls asleep and ik will let lucifer pick a book to switch to. when satan wakes up he is inevitably very mad about this)

asmo REFUSES to exert his little legs on the castle steps, so ik has to carry him, never mind the fact that she is also not very well equipped to be taking those stairs

ik plays house with him and pretends to be a little old grandpa, which delights asmo to no end

ik brushes out his hair and he insists on returning the favour, and then tangles a bunch of ornaments in her hair because he thinks it'll look pretty

sometimes he walks into things and cries even if it didn't hurt at all because he likes being fussed over

simeon's just happy to be here!

he tries to help the little ds with chores but mostly just undos their progress (and trips himself down the stairs in the process)

he likes being doted on but doesn't know how to express that, so instead he'll follow ik around, looking at her with these really big hopeful eyes

the boys like to play tag or hide-n-seek in the castle gardens, though the grounds are so extensive that they will inevitably get lost

lucifer has a knack for finding them - he'll silently slip off while ik and barbatos are wondering what to do, and come back with everyone in tow like a border collie herding sheep

when he's finally persuaded into joining their games, satan pushes him into a pond and then immediately tattles on himself because he feels bad

ik gets them to hold hands until they've made up (and barbatos takes a picture that both satan and lucifer will hunt him down for once they're back to normal)

they make fairy cakes together and asmo's decorations are 1. a flower, 2. himself, 3. a cat, 4. himself again, and 5. someone getting their head chopped off????

[obey-my-headcanons]

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Tag system:

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#Submission

Character focused tags-

#Lucifer

#Mammoney

#L3V1

#stn

#AsmoBaby

#Beelzeburger

#Belphie

#DDSimeon

#Angeluke

#monSOLO

#LordDiavolo

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#13

#Raphael

#Mephisto

Overworld tag-

#Three Realms

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#The Sheep Talks

[ryminsteddiesashanne]

Rating Obey Me character's Devilgram usernames

Lucifer

Incredibly boring but informative 1/10

Mammoney

Kinda funny 6/10

L3V1

It looks like the name of a kpop group 31/10

Stn

Stupid, I love it 5/10

AsmoBaby

I'm glad he's aware of how baby he is 7/10

Beelzeburger

Better than Lucifer's 3/10

Belphie

As bad as Lucifer's, but i like belphie more 2/10

LordDiavolo

I hate it 0/10

ButlerBarb

The abbreviation of his name is cute 6/10

DDSimeon

Pretty good for his dysfunctional relationship with technology 4/10

Angeluke

He's adorable (platonic) 7/10

monSOLO

Is it like Han Solo, or is he just weird? 6/10

[daytaker]

The Boys Roleplay As Themselves

mammoney: (This is a CLOSED scenario for me and my bros! Y'all can read it if you want to though. I'm gonna kick things off! @Lucifer @L3V1 @stn @AsmoBaby @Beelzeburger @Belphie) 8 ♡ DDSimeon and 7 others

mammoney:  It was 11 PM, and the Devildom was sparkling. Thousands of demons were lined up outside the hottest club south of Antarctica: Mammonteque. At the front of the line stood six of the most powerful, most intimidating, and most attractive demons you’ve ever seen, and even though the club didn’t open until midnight, the bouncer stepped aside and let them in.

“What? That’s so unfair!” shouted the demon behind them. 

But the bouncer shook his head, unmoved. “Orders from the top,” he said. Then, smirking, he added, “Clearly you didn’t recognize those guys. Must be embarrassing for you.”

Inside the club, the demons, who were all dressed in suits with boas, sunglasses, and fedoras, looked around. Just as they expected, this place was opulence itself. Golden fountains spouting gold-flake infused water. A gold disco ball hanging from the ceiling. Even the floor was made of intricately carved gold tiles.

“Obviously, Mammon is even wealthier than last time we stopped by,” said the oldest demon, looking around over his sunglasses. He quickly put them back on because the glow from the gold was too intense for him to handle.

“Wow, I never would have guessed Mammon would be as good at interior design as I am, but he proved me wrong!” said another of the demons. He was wearing heart-shaped sunglasses and a bright pink feather boa, and his fedora was covered in sequins.

Another of the demons was already stuffing his face at the buffet. Luckily, the wily Mammon had seen this coming and installed a machine that pumped out an unlimited supply of cheeseburgers.

“Seeing how successful Mammon is makes me proud to have him for a big brother,” said a demon with blue hair and a Ruri-chan body pillow.

“And speak of the devil,” the oldest said, smiling as he looked over at the entrance. 

A stretch-limousine painted gold pulled up to the front of the club. Demons began to scream and cheer as the door opened. Out stepped Mammon, who looked even more handsome than usual. You-Know-Who was clinging to his arm, staring up at him like he was the greatest being in all three worlds.  6 ♡ AsmoBaby and 5 others

stn: As Mammon approached the entrance to his club, the six demons in attendance greeted him with the coolness one might expect from Hell’s most corrupt oligarchs. The identities of these demons were as follows:

Lucifer: former angel, Avatar of Pride, traitor to the Celestial Realm, now the right-hand demon to and a massive simp for Diavolo: former ruler of the Devildom; magnanimous and crafty, with a tendency to act far stupider than he truly is Leviathan: gamer, miserable to be out in public, suffering a migraine and angry that he’s missing the latest episode of his favorite magical girl anime Asmodeus: party devil, narcissist, and self-proclaimed cutest demon in the Devildom Beelzebub: gluttonous gym rat with a heart of gold and a stomach of lead, and Belphegor: who was asleep.

Mammon himself was the Avatar of Greed, and as such, he lacked any ability to control his need to amass material wealth. This being the case, he had recently upset the political order of the Devildom with a massive coup, ousting the far more competent Diavolo from autocratic power in favor of the corrupt cabal now gathered together in this gaudy anteroom.

Mammon looked at his guests while You-Know-Who wandered off, searching for somewhere, anywhere, that didn’t hurt to look at.

“Somebody’s missin’,” observed the club owner.

“A very astute observation, Young Master,” said Mammon’s butler, Barbatos, condescendingly. He had come with the deed to the Demon Lord’s castle. “You may have forgotten, but your dear brother Satan declined your offer to participate in your sham of a government, citing the proven incompetence of yourself and your brothers as the reason.”

“Oh, right,” Mammon said with chagrin. “Damn that Satan, always stickin’ to his principles instead of sellin’ out like the rest of us clowns. Hey, where’d You-Know-Who go?”

“Ah,” said Barbatos with the nod of a man forced to act as the bearer of bad news. “That noble personage appears to have fled. It seems your company became too odious to tolerate.”

“That can only mean one thing,” Mammon said, his eyes widening as the realization struck him. “You-Know-Who ran off to find Satan, since he’s obviously the better catch.” 2 ♡ LordDiavolo and Belphie

L3V1: Or so he thought. Little did Mammon realize that You-Know-Who wasn’t remotely interested in Satan. Instead, the unassuming third-born got a message on his DDD. Stealing away from the crowd, he opened up the text. It read:

“Levi, I think you know who this is. I’m so sorry it’s taken me so long. But you know it was always you. Come find me where we shared our first kiss.”

mammoney: (What the hell do you mean your first kiss???) 4 ♡ Belphie and 3 others

L3V1: (I didn’t interrupt you, asshole!)

Levi gripped his DDD with newfound resolve. He had no interest in the political machinations of his brothers and Diavolo. That part of the plot was boring and honestly too high stakes for what was supposed to be a story about a nightclub. So, slipping away from the others, Levi sneaked out through the back exit and ran for the field of flowers where he and You-Know-Who had shared a few stolen moments of tenderness. 1 ♡ LordDiavolo

Belphie: Poor Levi. He didn’t even realize that the text was sent by Solomon, who was out to troll him. As Leviathan ran off to meet with his only true love (the bitter feeling of disappointment), the youngest of the brothers yawned and looked around, assessing the situation. 

He was at a luxurious club, owned and operated by his scummy brother Mammon. He was in the company of his brothers, minus Satan and now Levi, and Diavolo and Barbatos were there too. You-Know-Who might have been there for a minute or two, but they were long gone by now, and there were hundreds of screaming demons in line, hoping for entrance to the club.

“Maybe we should have our political talks somewhere less noisy,” Belphie suggested. It was a very reasonable suggestion, so none of the other demons could really argue with him.

The seven demons piled into the golden limo outside the entrance and drove away to a less obnoxious scene. 2 ♡ stn and Beelzeburger

AsmoBaby: Except, oh no!!! The limo ran over a bunch of tacks and the tires deflated before they could get very far from the club! They had no choice but to come back. Besides, Asmodeus hadn’t gotten the chance to greet the crowds, and who knows what kind of chaos it would cause if the people learned their idol had left without offering them so much as a wave and heart fingers?

“Asmo! Asmo! Asmo!” chanted the crowd as the demons climbed back out of the limo.

“Hello, everyone!” cried Asmo with an adorable grin, waving back to the demons. They cheered more wildly than ever! Some of them even fainted when he made heart fingers. Demons all over were pulling out their DDDs and snapping photos of the most beautiful demon to ever walk the streets of hell. 2 ♡ LordDiavolo and mammoney

Beelzeburger: Beelzebub was still eating at the unlimited cheeseburger machine. He was enjoying himself. Every time I swallowed a cheeseburger, another one appeared in my hands and I ate that one too. They had relish and pickles and tomatoes and onions and mustard and ketchup on them, and I drooled just thinking about it. But not for long, because I didn’t have to think about it for more than a second or two before another cheeseburger materialized in my hands. I kept eating the cheeseburgers for the rest of the night and well into the morning. 1 ♡ Belphie

mammoney: (Beel, this was supposed to be in the third person!) 1 ♡ L3V1

Beelzeburger: (Oh, right. Sorry. I got a little caught up in my character.) 1 ♡ Belphie

monSOLO: After pulling that prank on Levi, Solomon met up with You-Know-Who at their planned rendezvous point. 

“It looks like the Devildom is entering some pretty politically tumultuous waters,” Solomon said with a chuckle. “Perhaps we’d be better off returning to the human world for the time being.”

Having agreed to this, Solomon and You-Know-Who clasped hands and vanished from the Devildom for at least the next six months or so.

mammoney: (??? What? This was a brothers only event!)

monSOLO: :) 

mammoney: (I’m retconning that whole bit. Somebody else go while I figure out how to delete it.) 1 ♡ stn

stn: Meanwhile, at the House of Lamentation…

Satan assessed the political machinations of his brothers as logically as he could. He knew that Mammon had no real interest in power; he wanted the glamor, not the responsibility. So who could possibly be the mastermind behind the acquisition of power by the second born?

It was all too obvious.

Lucifer had been playing everyone for fools–the contract lawyers of the Devildom, his brothers, even Lord Diavolo himself. Only Satan, ever wary of Lucifer’s intentions, was able to see past his lies.

Gathering together the power of all thirty-nine of his cat familiars, Satan stood at the window facing the Mammonteque club and uttered a curse so foul and forbidden that I dare not repeat it here. And at the nightclub several miles away, Lucifer dropped to the ground, an empty husk. 2 ♡ Belphie and L3V1

Belphie: “Lucifer, no!” cried Diavolo. Giant tears flooded down his face as he clutched the body of his beloved advisor and probable traitor.

“Rip,” said Levi, who had returned to the club after realizing no one was waiting for him at the field of flowers. “Rest in pieces, big bro.”

“Who could have done this?” sobbed Lord Diavolo.

“I have no idea,” said Belphie, who had an idea. But he wasn’t about to sell out his fellow Anti-Luciferian. 2 ♡ Beelzeburger and stn

Lucifer: How long do you intend to embarrass yourselves like this?

AsmoBaby: (OOC comments are in brackets, Lucifer~) 3 ♡ Belphie and 2 others

Lucifer:  Why have I been killed off after being implicated as the mastermind behind a coup to remove Lord Diavolo from power?

Belphie:  (¯\_(ツ)_/¯) 2 ♡ stn and monSOLO

stn: (I didn’t realize creativity was forbidden in this home.)

stn: (I suppose it’s my own fault for not assuming my writing would face unfair censorship.) 1 ♡ AsmoBaby

mammoney: (Okay, listen, I’ve been real tolerant of you all bunglin’ around and makin’ this whole damn activity a laughing stock, EVEN after I went out of my way to make all your characters look cool, but Lucifer, are you really gonna torch this whole thing just because of somethin’ like that?) 4 ♡ L3V1 and 3 others

Lucifer: A one month ban from Devilgram for all of you seems like a reasonable punishment. 1 ♡ monSOLO

Belphie: Are you serious?

AsmoBaby: This is so unfair! I didn’t even write any of the seditious stuff! 1 ♡ Beelzeburger

L3V1: Lmao I hate this family… 3 ♡ stn and 2 others

stn: @Belphie, would you meet me in the observatory? I have something I’d like to discuss with you. 1 ♡ Belphie

Lucifer: If I catch any of you on Devilgram within the next thirty days, I will suspend your account indefinitely. @mammoney @L3V1 @stn @AsmoBaby @Beelzeburger @Belphie 1 ♡ monSOLO

LordDiavolo: What a shame. I was enjoying the story.

(Cross-posted on AO3.)

[oh-boy-me]

Obey Me! Devilgram Posts and Comments: Doll Time/I Kid You Not

So apparently I actually had this one done and I just never posted it lol.  I made sure nothing looked horrendously wrong, but besides that I just left it my translation from back in... *checks doc history* November of 2021.  I can’t comment on this one really bc I don’t remember translating it lmao

日本語は私の第三言語ので、時々間違えます。日本語話者、間違いを見たら教えてください。 (Japanese is my third language, so I make mistakes sometimes.  Japanese speakers, if you see a mistake, please tell me!)

The full transcript is under the cut as always!

Animal Tea Party (1)

Beelzeburger: I’m excited for the cupcakes

ButlerBarb: You were able to bake them to look delicious

Lucifer: I hope you’ll clean up properly after this

AsmoBaby: You have good taste!

#Cupcakes #TeaParty

A Walk with Everyone!

LordDiavolo: Please take good care of Barbatos

Belphie: Mammon’s being a proper big brother

stn: Even Mammon is helpful once in a while

DDSimeon: Luke’s come to rely on you

#Walk #Childcare

Let’s Play with Puppets

Mammoney: It doesn’t look like me at all!

LordDiavolo: If only there were a puppet of me too

L3V1: That reminds me, you gotta return that game

DDSimeon: Solomon is clever (2) even though he’s very young

#Puppets #Handicrafts

Diavolo’s Self-Indulgent Day

ButlerBarb: Be careful and have a good day

stn: Please inconvenience Lucifer more

monSOLO: Little Diavolo is a freewheeler

Angeluke: I understand why you gave sweets

#Shopping #Balloon

Got It! (3) Your Heart!

LordDiavolo: That game looks interesting!

stn: Isn’t my face weird?

L3V1: That was pretty good so (4)

Mammoney: Don’t go doing bothersome shit (5)

#StuffedToys #CraneGame

Let’s Make Stuffed Toys!

AsmoBaby: That’s some surprising concentration!

ButlerBarb: Oh my, is this my influence?

Lucifer: I’m better at sewing (6)

Beelzeburger: I’ll always keep this stuffed toy with me

#StuffedToys #Handmade

Together Forever

Angeluke: That’s a big stuffed toy

DDSimeon: Should we (7) make one for Luke next time?

Beelzeburger: I carried around the stuffed toy too much

monSOLO: Maybe I’ll try making one too next time

#StuffedToys #EmergencySurgery

1. All the card titles for the event cards are written entirely in kana!  I think this is to make it more childlike, since young children don’t know that much kanji. 2. This could also mean “skilled”. 3. So literally this is “get!” rather than “got it!”, but in Pokemon, Satoshi says this after he’s caught a pokemon, so I think the general implication is that you already got it lol 4. A lot of the time, Japanese will end colloquial sentences with things like けど (but) or し/から (so), and the rest of the sentence is implied.  We do the same in English!  Sometimes I cut it and sometimes I leave it in.  It’s really based on whether I think the character would say it, because it’s more acceptable (けど more so than し) in polite conversation in Japanese than it is in English. 5. In my absence I have gone feral.  Mammon is now allowed to curse whenever I see fit 6. I am not sure who is better at sewing (going with the localization for now, but if anyone has the card and has context let me know who it is!) but they’re better at sewing than they are at something else, not better than somebody else at sewing. 7. I’m using “we” because I don’t know who made the toy

Masterpost

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アニマルティーパーティー

Beelzeburger: カップケーキ楽しみだ ButlerBarb: 美味しそうに焼けましたね Lucifer: あとでちゃんと片付けるように AsmoBaby: いいセンスしてるね！ ＃カップケーキ　＃ティーパーティー

みんなでおさんぽ！

LordDiavolo: バルバトスをよろしく頼むよ Belphie: マモンがちゃんとお兄ちゃんしてる stn: マモンもたまには役に立つな DDSimeon: ルークがお世話になったね ＃散歩　＃育児

パペットであそぼう

Mammoney: 全然似てねーし！ LordDiavolo: 私のパペットもあればいいのに L3V1: そういやゲーム返してもらわないと DDSimeon: ソロモンは幼くても器用だね ＃パペット　＃工作

ディアボロのわがままデー

ButlerBarb: お気をつけていってらっしゃいませ stn: もっとルシファーを困らせてくれ monSOLO: 幼いディアボロは自由奔放だな Angeluke: お菓子をくれた理由がわかった ＃買い物　＃風船

ゲット！おまえのハート！

LordDiavolo: そのゲーム、面白そうだね！ stn: 俺の顔、おかしくないか？ L3V1: なかなか筋が良かったし Mammoney: めんどくせえことしてんなぁ ＃ぬいぐるみ　＃クレーンゲーム

ぬいぐるみを作ろう！

AsmoBaby: そんな集中力あるの意外！ ButlerBarb: おや、私の影響ですか Lucifer: 裁縫の方が才能あるんだな Beelzeburger: ぬいぐるみ、ずっと持っておく ＃ぬいぐるみ　＃手作り

いつもいっしょ

Angeluke: 大きいぬいぐるみかぁ DDSimeon: 今度ルークに作ってあげようか？ Beelzeburger: ぬいぐるみ、持ち歩きすぎた monSOLO: 俺も今度作ってみようかな ＃ぬいぐるみ　＃緊急手術

ぬいぐるみが大好きですね

[danhengswifey]

this may be something obvious but I’m thinking, if Simeon’s devilgram user (DDSimeon) stands for Devildom Simeon, does that mean that the Celestial Realm has their own social media?

[it-is-i-simeon]

I have to admit, I adore that you use more of these kaomojis than the emojis the humans and most of the demons use. I mean, look at this bear one I found! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Isn't it cute? ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)♡

Oh—kaomojis? What are those?

* He then searches it up on the internet. Consider his curiosity satisfied.*

...You’re right, Kuro. They are cute.

[toffeebutternut]

This, the Simeon and the Lucifer palette and I’m set for life

Eyeshadow palette #4, Asmodeus 💖

[girlucifer]

this is basically: simeon tweets: new lingerie pics <3 [its just a black screen] and lucifer replies: it isnt working @ twittersupport @ twitter @ ddsimeon it isnt loading for me can you reupload it can someone ss and post it hello ??? hello ???

[curitura]

Purgatory Hall's New Cards Icons

DDSimeon, Angeluke, monSOLO

[journey-to-the-attic]

So we know that Lucifer gets really sweet and affectionate with IK when he's drunk, but what about the others?

a good question!! not sure if you meant just the other brothers or the side characters as well, but i did them all to be safe

as covered, lucifer gets steadily more affectionate the more he drinks, but this is more a knock-on effect from the fact that alcohol makes him more honest; put him near someone he doesn't like and he will tear them to shreds

mammon gets loud and cheerful, but also has frequent mood swings, so he'll go from "YEAHHHH I LOVE YOU KIDDO" to "euughhghgjhff kid i don't deserve you :((((" in a matter of minutes. if there's music he'll drag ik to dance with him, but this usually involves mammon just picking her up and going crazy by himself

levi at first becomes more outgoing and confident, but once drunk enough he'll ask ik like ten times over if she's mad at him, and cry even when she says no. he also has to be watched because if he gets out of the house he will cause some kind of incident

satan (similarly to the demon-nip chapter) gets really giggly and finds everything ik says the funniest thing ever, and also suddenly decides keeping ik amused is his one goal, so he'll do nearly anything if he thinks ik will laugh at it

asmo gets very affectionate and energetic first, then sappy, and finally sad, and there is no changing this cycle. lots of spontaneous hugs, and sometimes it ends up like that one "came home drunk and got really excited to see my cat" post, where the cat has lipstick marks on its fur and looks incredibly frazzled

beel also gets very sappy, but he prefers to sit and and gaze around at everyone in a sort of adoring haze; he will, however, continuously attempt to feed ik throughout the night, and get sad if she refuses too much

belphie just goes straight to sleep once drunk enough. however, he can be woken up drunk, and when this happens he'll latch onto whoever woke him up and goes back to sleep - so ik just ends up being used as a teddy bear

diavolo gets so very loud and happy. he'll start making speeches and toasts to and about everyone, and if allowed to look at ik for too long he starts tearing up about how small she is and how human children are just so sweet

barbatos very rarely gets drunk, and even when he does it's VERY hard to tell. the only real signs: an uptick in the rate at which he addresses ik as "my dear", an unusually absent look in his eyes, and missing the cup when he goes to pour

simeon loses about 50% of his motor functions and just sort of stumbles around giggling giddily. when he spots ik he cheers like a kid and then starts pinching her cheeks and ruffling her hair like a grandmother

solomon gets really frowny and thoughtful, but as soon as he's interrupted and allowed to start speaking it becomes clear that he's very boyish like this - joshes around and roughhouses with ik like a 12yo older brother, but gets really mad if someone joins in and goes what he perceives as too far

[ask-lord-diavolo]

Such a cruel experiment. (ι´Д｀)ﾉ

PLEASE tell me I can give this to Diavolo

The sheer look of terror in his eyes would be very interesting to see.

[un-beel-ievable]

The demon brothers (and some of the other Devildom residents) seem to have descended upon Tumblr!

If you're looking to interact with them, I do have some connections...but my assistance comes at a price.

Jkjk here are their blogs :D Go show the boys and their respective humans some love...they seem nice :D

Lucifer - @morningstar-descended

Mammon - @askmammoney

Mammon - @its-ya-boi-mammoney

Levi - @deep-sea-leviachan

Satan (and Simeon!) - @stn-ddsimeon-askblog

Satan (another one?!) - @satan-the-avatar-of-wrath

Asmo - @asmo-avataroflust

Beel - @beelz-the-glutton , @beelzchurger

Belphie - @the-catnapping-seventh-born

Diavolo - @the-real-lord-diavolo

Barbatos (:O) - @butlerbarbatos

Lilith - @angellilithreborn

Simeon - @be-not-afraid-its-ddsimeon

Luke - @angeluluke

[@all the muns: It's so nice to see your portrayals of the respective characters you play pop up on my dash...looking forward to see what else you guys in store for the future :D if you guys want me to remove you from this post/untag you, please let me know!!]

[@the demon boys (+assorted non demon boys): h u g s . . . ?]

[obaby-obeyme]

Here's a question:

What does the DD in Simeon's Devilgram name stand for? "DDSimeon"

Enlighten me.

[oh-boy-me]

Obey Me! Devilgram Posts and Comments: Otaku Panic/Pearls and the Beach

Sorry this is late, I was getting the origin of バカンス and then I started reading about gairaigo, and then I started reading about psuedo-Anglicisms, and THEN I started reading about false cognates, and then the mama/papa phenomenon, then the Arapaho language, and THEN I translated the rest of this set

This set required some more playing around with it than usual, but it was fun to have some creative freedom this time around.

日本語は私の第三言語ので、時々間違えます。日本語話者、間違いを見たら教えてください。 (Japanese is my third language, so I make mistakes sometimes.  Japanese speakers, if you see a mistake, please tell me!)

The full transcript is below the cut!

A Moment of Tranquility

Mammoney: Get excited too, Lucifer!

Angeluke: I wanna try riding a cruiser too!

DDSimeon: I wanted you to invite me too

LordDiavolo: Looks like it turned out to be a fun vacation

#Vacation(1) #Cruising

Big Sandcastle of His Dreams!

monSOLO: I really wanted to go to the sea

Belphie: Levi and Satan(2) are both good at taking care of people

LordDiavolo: Maybe I’ll try making a sandcastle too

Lucifer: I’m surprised by its high quality

#Vacation #Sandcastle

Secret Beach Just for Two

AsmoBaby: Mammon, you aren’t playing beach volleyball?

stn: No way, to think Mammon outsmarted us

ButlerBarb: The more fun a time, the faster it goes by

Lucifer: How long are you planning on goofing off

#Vacation #SecretBeach

Search for Sea Jewels

monSOLO: On top of the trends as usual

Angeluke: I’ll try looking for sea glass too!

Beelzeburger: You(3) found some nice shells

L3V1: No fair that you guys are matching!

#Vacation #Accessories

Beel, Enlisted for C.S.(4)

stn: I’ll buy some donuts and come back

Lucifer: Was the noise this morning from the preparations?

LordDiavolo: Cosplay seems interesting!

DDSimeon: You learn new things by reading(5)

#CS(6) #Cosplay

Belphie, Enlisted for C.S.!

Angeluke: Can you really buy sweets at the venue too?

Beelzeburger: That crowd was tough

monSOLO: I wonder if there are goods unique to the Devildom

AsmoBaby: I wanna release a cosplay photo book!

#CS #IHateCrowds

Let’s Write a Novel!

Mammoney: Don’t take my things whenever ya feel like it!

stn: Maybe I’ll try to write a novel next time

L3V1: GJ with crunch time(7)

DDSimeon: Congrats on selling out!

#CS #FirstExhibit

1. The word Japanese borrowed is actually “vacances” (hence バカンス “bakansu”), which is the French word for vacation.  Most katakana words come from English, but there are some from other languages too, like French, Dutch, German, Ainu, Sanskrit, Portuguese, etc.  Actually ironically, the word for the UK in Japanese (イギリス “igirisu”) doesn’t come from English lol.  It comes from the Portuguese word for “English”, inglês 2. The localization just cut Satan out lol rude 3. Granted I don’t actually know who found the shells 4. C.S. stands for “Comic Seance”, and in Japanese it’s コミサバ (komisaba), short for Comic Sabbath. 5. The actual translation is “There are new discoveries through reading” but that sounded really weird. 6. The localization translates this as the entire “ComicSeance”, but the Japanese doesn’t say コミックサバト so I kept true to the abbreviation 7. 修羅場 (shuraba) is a slang for the crunch time that mangaka (and I guess authors too) face.  It also means “fight scene”, and from what I’ve heard manga crunch time certainly feels like that lol.  GJ (good job) is from おつ (otsu), the shortest form of “otsukare” (good work) possible.  God for once Levi said something and I understood it

Masterpost

束の間安らぎ

Mammoney: ルシファーも盛り上がれよ！ Angeluke: クルーザーぼくも乗ってみたい！ DDSimeon: 俺も誘ってほしかったな LordDiavolo: 楽しいバカンスになったようだね ＃バカンス　＃クルージング

夢の大きな砂の城！

monSOLO: よほど海に来たかったんだな Belphie: レヴィもサタンも面倒見いいよね LordDiavolo: 私も砂の城を作ってみようかな Lucifer: 完成度の高い砂の城で驚いた ＃バカンス　＃砂の城

2人だけの秘密のビーチ

AsmoBaby: マモン、ビーチバレーしないの？ stn: まさかマモンに出し抜かれるとは ButlerBarb: 楽しい時間ほどあっという間ですね Lucifer: いつまで遊んでるつもりだ ＃バカンス　＃秘密のビーチ

海の宝石を求めて

monSOLO: 相変わらず流行に敏感だな Angeluke: ぼくもシーグラス探してみる！ Beelzeburger: いい貝を見つけたな L3V1: お揃いとかズルい！ ＃バカンス　＃アクセサリー

ベール、コミサバ参戦！

stn: ドーナツ、買って帰る Lucifer: 朝うるさかったのは準備のためか LordDiavolo: コスプレ、面白そうだね！ DDSimeon: 読書には新しい発見があるよね ＃コミサバ　＃コスプレ

ベルフェ、コミサバ参戦！

Angeluke: 会場ではお菓子も買えるって本当か？ Beelzeburger: あの人混みは大変だった monSOLO: 魔界ならではの売り物ってあるのかな AsmoBaby: コスプレ写真集出したい！ ＃コミサバ　＃人混みきらい

小説を書こう！

Mammoney: 俺のモン、勝手に持ち出すな！ stn: 俺の今度、小説書いてみようかな L3V1: 修羅場おつ DDSimeon: 完売おめでとう！ ＃コミサバ　＃初出展

ビーチでカニとコキーナを掘るのが好きですね

[morningstar-descended]

Oh, Simeon.

I was meaning to reach out to you once I finished speaking with my sister. But it is good to hear from you either way.

I am well, although our current situation of being in the Devildom is more than a touch disconcerting.

... @morningstar-descended is everything well?