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Since ONE of you forgot to take Dante out of the freezer before mom got home, here’s a list of people based on how likely I think they are to save Dante

1. LADY

I mean. Come on. She’s been here the entire time and is still going through her redemption/character arc. I bet she’ll feel guilty abt forgetting Dante in the back of the freezer next to the peas and soup and get him out and they’ll go on the run.

2. VERGIL.

Also! Come on! He’d probably have heard smth or other about the son of sparda who killed the white rabbit and go ‘gotcha bitch’. It’d probably end with him thinking Dante would be a ok with a human genocide & they fight ending in a similar stance to DMC3.

3. TRISH.

Now, has she been introduced yet? No. Which is why I think it’s compelling that she’d be introduced by sneaking into DarkCom and breaking one freezer burned mf out. It would make sense given she is the third part of their little trip. Maybe added bonus if she’s working for Mundus and he wants his grubby hands on Dante & Trish does a DMC1.

4. NERO.

I don’t think Nero is coming for Dante. Because- given at the point of the story- Vergil hasn’t been around and so Nero isn’t even a sperm yet. So no, we probably will not get our demon handed bb boy anytime soon. At least not while Dante is chilling out.

5. LEON KENNEDY.

Now. I know what you’re saying ‘those are two completely different properties. They’re not going to be related.’ But I raise you: it’s probably apart of the same universe. Because of a lil fleck of ash l known as Raccoon City. Raccoon City exists in this continuity and Dante has been there before. So I think that it’s possible that the events of ResE have happened in this universe (or some form of the events bc the time in this universe is wacky). And I think Leon would be most likely, instead of someone like Chris or Jill or whoever. I highly doubt it’d happen, but wouldn’t it be funny?

Anyway please give us season 2 I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

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You’ve heard of fridging your love interests, get ready for:

Popsicle your protagonist

Brought to you by Dante Sparda and Han Solo

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So I just finished the new DMC anime and just:

I may be a lesbian but SMASH

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hey, we’ll be ok

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happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

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to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

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Things I would say to TFP characters that would probably confuse them:

Optimus:

• big dumb blue bitch

• how were you a librarian yet you can’t get people to be quiet

• pulling all the hoes with that autism rizz, hey big guy?

• single dad

• Have you ever been fragged from both ends at once?

• pookie smookie bear

• magnificent blue bitch

• you’re shaped like a friend

• Is your spark secretly a cat?

Ratchet:

• Nurse Ratched

• Cuckoo

• Can you step on me but like not kill me?

• actually you can kill me

• I’m going to bite you on the face

• handsome

• Transformers can get pregnant right? Would you like me to try get you-

• Big Boy

• Pretty Boy

• I want to show you Hacksaw Ridge but I think you’ll cry and I Optimus would get mad at me

• toots

• heya sugar tits

• what would you do if I swallowed a coin

• what would you do if I throw up blood a week ago and didn’t tell anyone

Arcee:

• Sis

• Shadowheart wannabe

• “Hello Darkness My Old Friend~”

• Sonic The Hedgehog

• baddy with an addy

• I wanna chew on your legs is that weird

• girly pops

• girl you should get your nails did

Bulkhead:

• You have a squishy kind of vibe about you

• bubba

• bulky boy

• you are a sweet potato and I will not elaborate

• mean green mother from out of space!

• just a little guy

• a sweet baby

• I’m adopting you as my brother sorry about it

Wheeljack:

• slut

• sorry

• pleasure bot

• ARE YOU ITALIAN OR SPANISH I DONT KNOW?

• is being in a jet like being inside another bot to you or…?

• did you bite as a sparkling?

• have you heard of One Direction?

• they totally did break up

• …

• like the wreckers-

• pookie

• Lone Ranger behaviour

Bee:

• MY SON

• a wittle baby

• with knives

• Scout’s Honour!

• your puppy dog eyes could save the war I’m so serious right now

• bumble baby

• honey bee

• honey pie

• cutie pie

• I would commit so many war crimes for you

• starch that I will like right now don’t even test me

Smoke Screen:

• swiper no swiping

• twin~ where have you been~?

• have you considered war crimes?

• sparkly boy

• stoner screen

• vape screen

• Vapor screen

• shiny baby

• I have… another child?

• problem child

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My brother, trying to guess what I got him for Christmas: you didn’t get me legos again, did you?

Me, who absolutely fucking did: No

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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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JJK 268 SPOILERS

ITAFUSHIKUGI ARE BACK!! MY FAMILY IS ALIVE AND HAPPY!! IM SOBBING

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I WAS WRONGGGGG AMD IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

JJK CRACK THEORY

(Spoilers for the Shibuya incident arc onward)

Okay so do people remember how gege said that he’d either kill 1 of the main four (Gojo, Nobara, Megumi, Yuji) and keep three alive OR he’d kill 3 of them and keep one alive?

Well, given how the manga is going rn I’m pretty damn certain that it’s the 3 dead 1 alive option (bc let’s be honest- as much as I want gojo back I don’t think it’s happening, and as much as I want to believe megumi is still in there I’m starting to lose faith).

HOWEVER. I don’t think that it’s going to be the way that people think it will be. My theory is that the person who is still alive at the end is Nobara.

Now, I hear what you’re thinking. She got her face blown up by Mahito. They said that she probably wasn’t going to make it.

But here’s the thing. At this point in the manga, it’s Yuji’s personal goal to die/kill sukuna then die. So I would not be surprised if he did some sort of kamikaze move and killed Sukuna and himself in one go.

And on top of this, like it was said before- Nobaras death was never confirmed. They said she might not make it. Not that she was gone, not that she had perished. That there was a likelihood that she wasn’t going to survive.

And from a less story-wise standpoint but a more feminist one, it would be really refreshing (and cool) for her to be the one still alive out of the three boys and her. And personally, I think that in the end, she would become a teacher at jujitsu high in the end in a way that’s reminiscent of Gojo doing it.

Idk that’s just my two cents I’m going crazy over here.

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Back by popular demand: ninjago citizen memes part 2

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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Y'know, forget the top-bottom or the redblack/coolwhite divide, I think the two who would get along best out of all the MXTX mains would be Shen Yuan and Hua Cheng

Shen Yuan: I was revived into my second life by virtue of my fanatical devotion to my favorite person and my seething hatred of the oceans of unworthy people around him who failed to properly respect how awesome he is

Hua Cheng: You. You get it.

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Part 2 to This Post : Aligning Fears to the MDZS cast the squeakual. I also redid some of them bc I had some very interesting points brought up to me.

Wei Wuxian - The Corruption. That boi is Possessed(tm). Also a little bit of The Vast given a certain fall/falls off of cliffs.

Jiang Yanli - The Desolation. She gives me Very Big Agnes vibes so she belongs w the Desolation. maybe it's the fact that her love for her brothers was so strong she died to protect them.

Nie Mingjue - Also The Corruption. Literally his mind is being corrupted by his saber???

Jiang Cheng - Still the Slaughter but also kinda the lonely. I dare you to tell me that after his whole family died except for his nephew + he never married or had kids that he ISNT lonely.

Wen Chao - I'm torn between the Slaughter and the Flesh, as he wanted Wei Wuxian's hand but also was super into senselessly killing the Jiangs.

Wen Zhuliu - The Flesh. Core Melting Hand that does irreperable damage to a person? Sounds like the flesh to me.

Wang Lingjiao - The Desolation, but also a little bit of The Flesh. Girlie tried BRANDING someone + burned down a sect. Arsonist bitch.

Wen Ruohan - The Corruption. C'monnnnn. Resentful Energy does what Resentful Energy does best which is corrupt people.

Jin Zixuan - The Spiral speaks to me abt him. I Don't Know Why. Again, maybe it's because he reminds me of Michael, being sacrificed to die by a person you trusted for your own personal gain.

Jin Guangshan - The Flesh but also The Corruption. Him being graped to death is very Flesh of him. but he was also corrupted by the thought of the Stygian Tiger Amlulet. Yin Tiger Seal. Whatever it is.

Jiang Fengmian - The Lonely. He is a sad, sad lonely man who lost his best friends/the people he cherished the most & was stuck in a loveless(?) marriage.

Yu Ziyuan - The Slaughter. Literally whipping Weu Wuxian relentlessly & being constantly harsh around people is so Slaughter of her.

I know there's still a few people left but I cannot think of what suits them best so I will leave it to a third part.