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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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JJK 268 SPOILERS

ITAFUSHIKUGI ARE BACK!! MY FAMILY IS ALIVE AND HAPPY!! IM SOBBING

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I WAS WRONGGGGG AMD IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

JJK CRACK THEORY

(Spoilers for the Shibuya incident arc onward)

Okay so do people remember how gege said that he’d either kill 1 of the main four (Gojo, Nobara, Megumi, Yuji) and keep three alive OR he’d kill 3 of them and keep one alive?

Well, given how the manga is going rn I’m pretty damn certain that it’s the 3 dead 1 alive option (bc let’s be honest- as much as I want gojo back I don’t think it’s happening, and as much as I want to believe megumi is still in there I’m starting to lose faith).

HOWEVER. I don’t think that it’s going to be the way that people think it will be. My theory is that the person who is still alive at the end is Nobara.

Now, I hear what you’re thinking. She got her face blown up by Mahito. They said that she probably wasn’t going to make it.

But here’s the thing. At this point in the manga, it’s Yuji’s personal goal to die/kill sukuna then die. So I would not be surprised if he did some sort of kamikaze move and killed Sukuna and himself in one go.

And on top of this, like it was said before- Nobaras death was never confirmed. They said she might not make it. Not that she was gone, not that she had perished. That there was a likelihood that she wasn’t going to survive.

And from a less story-wise standpoint but a more feminist one, it would be really refreshing (and cool) for her to be the one still alive out of the three boys and her. And personally, I think that in the end, she would become a teacher at jujitsu high in the end in a way that’s reminiscent of Gojo doing it.

Idk that’s just my two cents I’m going crazy over here.

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Back by popular demand: ninjago citizen memes part 2

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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Y'know, forget the top-bottom or the redblack/coolwhite divide, I think the two who would get along best out of all the MXTX mains would be Shen Yuan and Hua Cheng

Shen Yuan: I was revived into my second life by virtue of my fanatical devotion to my favorite person and my seething hatred of the oceans of unworthy people around him who failed to properly respect how awesome he is

Hua Cheng: You. You get it.

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Part 2 to This Post : Aligning Fears to the MDZS cast the squeakual. I also redid some of them bc I had some very interesting points brought up to me.

Wei Wuxian - The Corruption. That boi is Possessed(tm). Also a little bit of The Vast given a certain fall/falls off of cliffs.

Jiang Yanli - The Desolation. She gives me Very Big Agnes vibes so she belongs w the Desolation. maybe it's the fact that her love for her brothers was so strong she died to protect them.

Nie Mingjue - Also The Corruption. Literally his mind is being corrupted by his saber???

Jiang Cheng - Still the Slaughter but also kinda the lonely. I dare you to tell me that after his whole family died except for his nephew + he never married or had kids that he ISNT lonely.

Wen Chao - I'm torn between the Slaughter and the Flesh, as he wanted Wei Wuxian's hand but also was super into senselessly killing the Jiangs.

Wen Zhuliu - The Flesh. Core Melting Hand that does irreperable damage to a person? Sounds like the flesh to me.

Wang Lingjiao - The Desolation, but also a little bit of The Flesh. Girlie tried BRANDING someone + burned down a sect. Arsonist bitch.

Wen Ruohan - The Corruption. C'monnnnn. Resentful Energy does what Resentful Energy does best which is corrupt people.

Jin Zixuan - The Spiral speaks to me abt him. I Don't Know Why. Again, maybe it's because he reminds me of Michael, being sacrificed to die by a person you trusted for your own personal gain.

Jin Guangshan - The Flesh but also The Corruption. Him being graped to death is very Flesh of him. but he was also corrupted by the thought of the Stygian Tiger Amlulet. Yin Tiger Seal. Whatever it is.

Jiang Fengmian - The Lonely. He is a sad, sad lonely man who lost his best friends/the people he cherished the most & was stuck in a loveless(?) marriage.

Yu Ziyuan - The Slaughter. Literally whipping Weu Wuxian relentlessly & being constantly harsh around people is so Slaughter of her.

I know there's still a few people left but I cannot think of what suits them best so I will leave it to a third part.

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They match each others freak

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ITS MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH GUY IS SENSHI???!???!

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part two to marcille rolling to seduce dragon falin! (her nat 20'ing won the votes)

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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they way castiel from the last great american queerbait said that is it! i am taking on the curse!! there will be no more queerbait after me!

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i can finally post this

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Ravi at the bottom of that sewer overhearing that whole conversation between buddie:

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My sister says there are better ways to get someone's attention. Like that?