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North: Hey, let's do 'Get Help'.

Bunnymund: What?

North: 'Get Help'.

Bunny: No.

North: Come on. You love it.

Bunny: I hate it.

North: It's great. It works every time.

Bunny: It's humiliating.

North: Do you have a better plan?

Bunny: No.

North: We're doing it.

Bunny: We are not doing 'Get Help'.

[North carries Bunny out of the door in front of Nightmares]

North: Get help! Please! My buddy is dying! Get help! Help him!

[as the Nightmares approach them, North throws Bunny at them, knocking them down]

North: A classic.

Bunny: [gets up] I still hate it. It's humiliating.

North: Not for me, it's not.

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oh that poor thing :(

Ya know, as the Bandit King, he thought that getting tattoos would be easy on him because he's been in a lot of fights.

It was not.

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Rotg -SYSTEM ERROR!!!

Gee,i wonder what i did wrong?What do you people think?(Wrong answears only)

Also remeber that a comment will make the author much happier,and make the world a slightly better place. And Commenting,Following and favoriting me and my works will inspire me to do more!And i will always listen to your questions and suggestions.

MARCH 27TH!!! WHO WILL SAVE US????? And what is this giant threat that will imperil everyone including the Guardians!?Pitch while thi is more powerfull and dangerous....this....is far worse! There is far more at stake then just belief!

Hint:(It was alluded to in certain offical rotg content)

Credit to: https://www.deviantart.com/piku-chan

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North: plus, she was absolutely adorable with it, swinging it with wild abandon, full of innocent wonder only a child could have

Jack: You hit like a ten year old with a machete. Pitch: Who the hell gives a ten year old a machete? *The Guardians turn to North.* North: What, it was one time. And it was Christmas!

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.............. if this weren't a kids' movie, I feel like North would've sworn a whole lot more. I can totally see him saying that.

Also, it's B****E ' S, with an apostrophe (sorry, it just bugged me a little, that's all)

What North is actually saying: Pitch is out there doing who knows what!

What North sounds like he’s saying : BITCHES OUT THERE DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT!

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PHIL NOOOOO, BE NICE TO THE DEPRESSED SNOWFLAKE!!!!!!

Have you considered North swinging Jack around alá Those Chris Hemsworth Beach pics?

No but I did have this variation immediately pop into my mind >.<

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I almost DIED when I saw Scrooge. Also, why does Klaus look like he's about to spill your dirtiest, darkest secret? While in front of your parents?

you get what I mean

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North stuff :D

Nicolas St. North Headcanons

Five headcanons for North! 

He has an outrageous sweet tooth, which infuriates Tooth to no end. 

North is an absolute mama bear, if any of his teammates get hurt he’s there, they go to the pole and they get patched up. 

More than once North has gotten hurt defending his teammates, it scares everyone to no end, but after every promise to never do that again he’ll still be there to protect his family. 

The first time North tried to pilot the sleigh he crashed it into a snowbank less than twenty feet from the take off point. He tried again less than five minutes later, and did it again and again til he made it a mile. 

After every fight with the others he sends them something to apologize, it’s so well thought out and personalized that it very rarely doesn’t work. It however drives Phil crazy because he always gets roped into helping with the presents. 

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we need more North stuff 😆

North: give me a sword and I could kill a man.

North: give me a boxcutter and that man will be me.

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THERE'S MORE :D

(I'm obsessed now but there are like, nine fics out there and I'm drowning but I'm too lazy to make some fics, and my imagination is, as North so elegantly put it "Kapoot")

help :(

Sry for the spam about Krampus, he’s just my favorite Yule spirit. But do you got any headcanons about his backstory? Like who he was before he became a Yule spirit and he met north.

MAN IM SORRY IF I SAW THIS LATE I HAVENT CHECKED MY INBOX IN A HOT MINUTE HOWDY

As for his backstory, there aren't many like him (species wise) so its probably an Aster situation. Though hes young in comparison. He found himself one day in the cold mountains of Europe and walked until he found some semblance of civilization. Humans didn't see him of course but nature spirits kind of took him under their wing. Teaching him how to survive the cold, blend in with the light and shadows and how to fend for himself.

He grew resentful towards children who were ungrateful for what they had while he had nothing. Thus, he began a campaign to punish the naughty children. His earliest methods..were out of pocket I'll admit that. It caught the attention of jolly St.Nicholas and he was dispatched to the area Krampus was in.

They fought long and hard but came to an agreement since Krampus only came out during December to punish children. He loosened his methods and walked alongside North during their festivities. They'd play fight for the childrens amusement, walk the parades and take shifts together on Krampusnacht and Yule/Christmas.

They grew closer but kept it a secret as they were unsure of the others feelings. to each other after North needed help raising a child he found. (Knecht Ruprecht, german xmas spirit)

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could we get a part two with the gang and other younger slayers? Pretty please?

Assigning the Hashira dragons from the HTTYDVerse

Rengoku Kyojuro - Typhoomerang

Our resident food-loving Flame Hashira would definitely appreciate a loyal companion like a Typhoomerang, especially since they’re one of the few dragons capable of eating eels. I personally see them frequently enjoying a meal together or training together to help each other to get stronger. When these two are in battle, best keep your distance if you don’t plan on getting scorched. Rengoku found his companion as a little boy, finding a lone egg in a destroyed nest and bringing it home. They’d been pals from then on.

Himejima Gyomei - Catastrophic Quaken

Big, dangerous, and incredibly chill? That would be this duo! The Quaken tends to roam around whatever area it’s in, but is never far from Himejima and always comes when called. These two’s bond was forged from a life debt, and they stick around each other despite the debt being long since paid. When in battle, they make the earth tremble for miles around them. Himejima enjoys the company of the gentle giant, and is especially happy especially when they try to help with training young demon slayers.

Tomioka Giyuu - Scauldron

Blown in by a storm, Tomioka and Sabito found the little creature endearing and chose to keep it a secret from Urokodaki. It didn’t last long, but their master was proud of them trying to be responsible and let the baby dragon stay. This Scauldron is very protective of Tomioka, and the Water Hashira is simply glad to have a faithful friend. These two are quite the deadly duo, the Scauldron’s boiling water blast sending plenty of demons running.

Kochou Shinobu - Speed Stingers

Yeah, I said Speed Stingers. As in more than one. Nobody knows how she managed to bond with an entire pack, and they’re honestly too afraid to ask. The pack follow her around like loyal hounds, and don’t really like anyone else. Their paralyzing venom helps with her poisons and with combat, freezing demons in their tracks instantly.

Uzui Tengen - Death Song

Such a gorgeous creature that has a song to lure enemies in? Of course the Death Song is a match! Best way to bond with one of these? Find one on the brink of starving to death and feed it, it’ll never leave you alone. Its quickly-hardening amber blasts are a help on the battlefield too. Demons are easier to cut down if they can’t move for a brief period of time. This Death Song also eats up the attention given by Uzui’s wives.

Tokitou Muichiro - Flightmare

Tokitou doesn’t really remember how he found his glowing companion. All he knows, from what people have told him, was that he got separated in a cave system and that he was found with the Flightmare curled around him protectively. Matching each other in strength and speed, these two have one of the best cases of human-dragon teamwork. Tokitou’s Flightmare companion also happens to be very hyper and playful, and tries to rope Tokitou into some fun or mischief every now and again.

Iguro Obanai - Screaming Death

Screaming Deaths are only born every hundred years, but Iguro somehow managed to find one by complete accident. He was the first thing the newly hatched dragon, so he was dubbed the hatchling’s mother and he was never left alone again. Iguro has used its tunneling abilities and disorienting shriek to his advantage many times over, and won’t admit it but loves his humongous baby dragon (who isn’t really a baby anymore).

Kanroji Mitsuri - Gronkle

Two underestimated individuals against the world? Sounds like a dynamic duo to me! Both sweet in nature but incredibly strong on the battlefield, they make an incredible demon slaying team. You can find them enjoying a snack or “telling each other secrets” frequently. These two met when Kanroji was feeling low, and her Gronkle heard crying and tried to comfort her despite not knowing each other. They were bffs from that day forward.

Shinazugawa Sanemi - Thunderdrum

Equally hardheaded and you could swear that they’re both hard of hearing sometimes. Honestly, Shinazugawa might just be after being around the dragon’s concussive sonic blasts for so long. These two do get along for the most part, but the Thunderdrum gives his companion plenty of attitude and a hard time. But whenever they hit the battlefield, doesn’t matter what side you’re on, you won’t be hearing properly for a while.

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What if they (Megatron and Optimus) technically never got divorced though

Like, obviously there was the war and everything, but what if they never filed the divorce paperwork

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Barn Owls (Tyto alba), family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, UK

photograph by Janet Sharp | Flickr

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Wallcreeper (Tichodroma muraria), family Tichodromidae, order Passeriformes, Switzerland

This species is the only member of this family.

photograph by Patrick Donini

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KITTY MEGS :D

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please continue :D

Someone begged for content on the klausper tag and who am I to not oblidge whith a spontaneous post filled with formatting and spelling errors about my Klaus movie smashed the rise of the guardians ideas.

So!

Klaus becomes a spirit, the spirt of Christmas, of wonder and most importantly a guardian. This gives him a new breath of "life" that slowly shapes him into the energetic man he is in ROTG. However he feels a little lost doing it alone and though he recruits little elves he finds they're not great workers and though the yetis are better when they join on he is still lonely in his early years in his every expanding workshop. He is partially re-united with his wife but she dosent often have form as anything but wind and once a little lost white haired spirit boy needs her help she is there less and less.

Klaus only sees his friend once a year as Jesper misses him, as Jesper's life goes on, as Jesper's relationship fizzles out, as he goes on as the postman that none knows reformed a town and helped create Santa Klaus himself. Jesper is well loved by the kids tho and he is always happy to help out with them, play with them, retail them with stories of Klaus. A silent hero. Til the end.

Its snowing, the kids are playing near the edge of a cliff off a path on the way to Klaus' old house. On the way back from visiting the old shack Jesper looks over to see the kids playing he is about to warn them to be careful when one of them pelts a ball into the snowy bank over them, thrown off balance by the throw and slips, beginning to fall over the edge. Jesper dashes forward, his old bones protesting, his hair now more white than brown, but still he moved quick as he ever had and dives after the kid as they fall. He grabs. The kid is in one hand, the ledge is in the other, he is clinging for both their lives. The drift above them that got hit by the ball is starting to slip, it could come down at any second. Jesper has to be quick. He does his best to reassure the kid and tells their friends to help him up and run. With all his strength and a massive risk jesper swings the kid up, the others doing as he instructed and running as fast as they can. Jesper struggles to get up himself but the slippy ledge slows him down a few seconds too long and the snow above comes down. Jesper is knocked off. He falls. His mind thinks a thousand things as he does and the last thing is how he hoped the kids were safe, how he hoped klaus was proud of him.

The wind batters into Klaus' workshop, its her, she's in a panic, through her whispers on the wind she tells him jesper is in trouble, he may meet his end soon. Klaus is immidately up and out, to his sled. He snowballs to the village he left so long ago as fast as he can, flying overhead, looking for his friend. The wind directs him down he lands to find only hand sticking out of the snow. Hes too late. After digging him out he finds jesper had died on impact, his spirit lingers in his body still, soon to be taken, but his body is dead. Klaus cries.

The moon rises.

As soon as Klaus feels the moons rays on him he looks to him and begs. "He still has so much to do! He's too important! He can't go! Not yet!" "He served his purpose in life" "You speak as if he could not do that and more in death!" "You are grieving, you do not need him." "I do! I have been alone and lost without his guidance! I manage but he was always the other half of me! Of the legend of Klaus! Please...let him have more, let him have what he deserves."

"...very well."

Manng agrees on a few conditions. Jesper will be tied to Klaus. Klaus himself, his legend, his workshop. Jesper will have free will to do whatever he likes in those confines. He will not be a guardian, he will be a spirit of Christmas, of presents, of creativity. He will be Klaus'.

The deal is made, Jesper's spirit rises from his body, formed into a new being, not alive and not dead. He is reborn. Jesper stands on the slow.

And immidately feints.

Klaus resolves to take him back to the workshop, hoping his old friend will not be upset and what he did for him.

To be continued...?

Edit: spirit Jesper found here