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anakin: when have i ever done something stupid and irresponsible?

obi wan: i keep a list. it’s alphabetized.

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obi wan kenobi <3

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luke: *asks anything about his past*

yoda: hmm hue hue hue hmm no

obi wan: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING. LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING

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the couple™️ and the clueless, short, gay friend

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padme: im leaving you-

anakin: i’m pregnant

padme: ...to go get artoo and threepio repolished..

anakin: sorry i panicked

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the whole prequels summed up

obi wan: anakin no!!!

anakin: anakin yes!!!

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*at a order of the phoenix meeting*

dunbledore: first off, thank you for coming. next, can james and lily please stop pretending to be russian muggle comrades, you’re freaking everyone else out

james and lily: ...

sirius and remus, in the corner: *barking with laughter*

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me, for no reason at all: due to recent circumstances i have no choice bUT to stan ewan mcgregor

my friends: you need help, sweetie

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any other person in the galaxy: how can the jedi keep a sense of humour throughout all their duties?

anakin, obi wan and ahsoka: trauma :)

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When you realize that The Child is going to out live Mando so that means he’s gonna have to see him die.

fuck.

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letting everyone know that the yoda voice was in fact, very necessary. you’re welcome :)

how the fuck did periods work at the jedi temple?

did girls just get their period and a giggling yoda was just like:

“hmm, uteral lining, shedding it is. become a woman, you have”

???? genuinely confused someone help.

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obi wan: the time will come, anakin when you will be a master 😌🥰✨💕this isn’t the time tho🧚🙂✋🏼❤️

anakin: this is a in person conversation how did you do that.

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how the fuck did periods work at the jedi temple?

did girls just get their period and a giggling yoda was just like:

“hmm, uteral lining, shedding it is. become a woman, you have”

???? genuinely confused someone help.

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i have a problem✋🏼😌

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the jedi council: plo what did you do this time?

plo koon: ..... *reveals baby ahsoka from his robe*

plo koon: everyone this is lil’ soka :)

the jedi council: omg not again

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ahsoka: hey skyguy let’s play a game of odds

anakin: you’re on snips

*later*

anakin, doing a fortnite dance in front of yoda dressed in drag: i don’t like this game.

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james: we need to talk to you about something.

sirius: is this about the surveillance system i set up in your bedroom?

james: no?

*later that night*

sirius, watching james and lily sleeping through a screen: sleep, sleep, you ugly morons