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every day it gets harder to wake up

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I love Pesci but I just know he would love AJR especially that thirsty song thats on tiktok right now

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I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

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pesci’s boobies are beautiful. he is beautiful 💖💖💪💪💪

That man's boobs are bigger than his heart and I love that about him

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why is this so funny

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society if we could kill people who misgender us

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La Squadra Sexuality/Gender Headcanons

hi guys!! its gay month!! to celebrate, i just wanted to come here to give my sexuality/gender hc’s for la squadra ┗(＾0＾)┓

Risotto- Trans male, obviously proud about showing his scars. He/They, and is Gay (mlm/nblm/nblnb).

Formaggio-TRANS MALE HE’S LITERALLY TRANS BRO. Anyways he/him pronouns and he’s omni (leaning towards men).

Illuso- Non-Binary, he/they pronouns; Prefers ‘they’ on mondays and ‘he/him’ on tuesdays/JOKE; He’s asexual and is bisexual.

Prosciutto- *throws up* c….cis male….uses he/him….but he’s omni and leans towards men as well

PESCI <3- guys im totally not biased….he’s a transmale, and gay as FUCK bro (he’s in love with ghiaccio)

Ghiaccio-TRANSMALE AND GAY BRO YOU CANNOT FIGHT ME ON THIS, I CANNOT SEE HIM WITH A WOMAN AT ALL

Melone-Gender Fluid, uses all pronouns (he doesn’t care what you use), I feel like he’s also pansexual/panromantic

Sorbet-Trans-male, uses he/him, and is omni with a HEAVY preference for men.

Gelato- Cis man, uses he/him as well, and is strictly gay (mlm)

Okay I hope you liked these ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ im sorry i haven’t been writing so much and posting discourse, I swear i’ll upload more

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>people when melone isn’t a hypersexual, super happy, flamboyant, sterotypical gay man who is obsessed with ghiaccio >people when they can’t make gelato the “woman” of the relationship >people when pesci is actually not a little baby and has to rely on prosciutto for anything and everything, and actually interacts with other members >People when Illuso is not some posh super rich man obsessed with his apperance, and is super arrogant to the point where he just straight up verbally abuses his other members >People when Prosciutto isnt some super old, mysoginyst, racist man who abuses pesci and hates his guts  >People when they realize that making Melone straight up s/a ghiaccio and sexually harass him is hurtful to the LGBT community and furthers the sterotype that all gay men are rapists and pedos >People when they realize that Risotto has more personality than just being super hot and having a deep voice >People when they realize that Ghiaccio doesn’t get angry all the time, and that while he can have a bad temper that doesn’t make up his whole character >People when they realize that pesci sees prosciutto as an older brother (im not fighting you on this) and ALSO a superior, and it would still be weird if Prosciutto would date him >People when they realize that Formaggio isn’t just some dumb happy-go lucky guy who’s always joking around and laughing anyways instead of writing actual headcanons im writng this shit BAHAHHA

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Who wants to come with me to New Jersey to go on an exciting adventure to find the magical mystery baseball mud

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Introduction ^^

Hello!!

my name is Doppio ^^ and I really love La Squadra

I decided to make this page to write about my little meow meows…bc they’re underrated and they need more love

My favorite characters are Pesci, Ghiaccio, and Formaggio!!

RULES/ WRITING 

This blog is for gender neutral and male readers, since I am a trans male myself and I do not feel comfortable writing for women readers.

I WILL NOT WRITE FOR

Proships

Kinks

Abuse/Yandere

An insert where they have been abused in the past

Im sorry,, but I’m not that good at writing for OC’s!! You can give me personalities to write for, but I am not the best at writing for other people’s OC’s :(

Any political topics!!

Also any topics about La Squadra being soldiers in war or anything like that, I am not comfortable with writing topics like that and I’m not that good at it either

Other Jojo characters!! This is strictly FOR La Squadra

MATCHUPS. I don’t write for matchups, and I’m sure you can find a blog that does

THINGS I WILL WRITE FOR

Romantic hc’s!!

Canon x Canon ships (As long as it isn’t adult x minor)

MLM ships and other things like that ^^

I will occasionally write about African American La Squadra, since I do headcanon some of them to be black and POC

I’m also gonna….post drawings here bc i just love la squadra too much

UM YKNOW….JUST REGULAR HC’S AND DRABBLES, I DONT THINK I’LL WRITE STRAIGHT UP FANFICTION BUT YKNOW I MIGHT

DNI LIST

PROSHIPPERS. I HEAVILY DO NOT LIKE PROSHIPPERS, SO IF YOU ARE A PROSHIPPER GET OFF MY PAGE PLEASE, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

IF YOU WRITE YANDERE CONTENT. I PERSONALLY DO NOT CARE IF YOU READ MY WORK, BUT PLEASE DONT TRY TO TALK TO ME, BECAUSE YANDERE MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

REGULAR DNI THINGS (HOMOPHOBIA TRANSPHOBIA, THINGS LIKE THAT

Anyone who makes fun of people’s comfort characters, you’re honestly an asshole if you do

Lol I hope you have fun on this page, and I am open for requests!! It will probably take up to a week to get your request, since I’m kinda slow and I’m still doing school!

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may we,, get some pesci content,, please? 🥺 he's very underrated poor baby

guess who’s back.

ME

AAAAA OKAY IM SO EXCITED TO START WRITING AGAIN

Pesci is in his early 20’s, around 22-24

I feel like he dyes his hair, its originally a light auburn or brown

but i do also like the idea he has green body hair, its just kinda goofy to me

I hc him as a trans male!! He does T-shots and a little ship indulgent; Ghiaccio loves to help him do his shots since he’s afraid of needles

He is chubby,, <33 he does work out a lot too (cough cough lifting fishing gear) so he does have muscle too!! He’s super strong

I think he would really like to doodle too, he’s actually pretty good at it and has a sketch book filled with doodles/drawings of his team members, he gets super flattered that his team members like his drawings, and gives them out if he’s confident enough

Somewhere deep inside me feels like he would listen to rap music, not like Sigil raps, but like those silly rap songs where they just rap about how much they love to rap and dance

He also listens to Rock and a bit of Pop, he is a Britney Spears fan and has been to one of her concerts

He does like to swim a lot, in my backstory for him he really loves swimming and the water in general

He’s also super into sea life and things like that, his favorite sea animals are sea slugs (Totally not based off one of my super good friends/sarc), and has a lot of plushies of them and squid

I hc him and Prosciutto are half brothers, and loves being around him because he’s super happy he has someone to look up to and is finally not an only child like he thought he was all his life

He probably drives super well ngl, he hates driving with Ghiaccio and will force him to sit in the backseat so he can’t yell at anyone out the window and make sure that he follows every rule (apart from the occasional speeding)

I feel like he really loves to watch documentaries with Prosciutto/Risotto, he finds them super interesting but hates to listen to them in the car because he needs to actually watch footage with it to focus

Ngl,, I feel like he can be really sociable, he just needs a few minutes to prepare himself to talk to anyone. He gives himself pep talks before he goes to order food, and plans out his order

He does like to dye his hair different colors, he does it especially during April Fools to see if other members notice (they do sometimes, espically Ghiaccio)

He’s super good at baking and cooking, whenever he makes any type of sweet Formaggio and Melone are always behind him waiting for the cookies/cake to cool down enough before they eat all of it

He really does like to hang out with Ghiaccio (and make o-), he loves hearing him rant and if he hangs out with him for a long time he even starts to pick up slang and mannerisms from him (Much to La Squadra’s horror)

I hc him as mlm/pansexual, he kinda goes between the two sometimes, he’s still kinda figuring out what/who he wants

mwah mwah im gonna write about ghiaccio next probably….i love my little meow meows

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guys this is my autism

i call this the 'I'm normal about media' moodboard

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Your licensed therapist would not tell you to post images of you wanting to have sex with underage children, animals, dead bodies etc online

It isn’t coping, it’s excuses

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not pro shippers acting like fetishizing abuse doesn't hurt anyone.

yes, it doesn't hurt YOU

but it DOES hurt abuse survivors.

if you think abuse is romantic then you are a sick fuck and I can't wait to see your ass rotting in jail.

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TW:Proshipping

lol im so sorry I haven’t uploaded, but I just seriously need to get this off my mind because it’s so fucking annoying at this point. Tw for Proshipping, Pedophilia, Zoophilia, and other things like that. 

Im not sorry at this point. It makes me so fucking mad. I HATE PROSHIPPERS. I HATE THEM. GO FUCKING DIE. I DONT CARE. THE WORLD DOES NOT NEED YOU. TUMBLR DOES NOT NEED YOU, TIK TOK DOES NOT NEED YOU, NO ONE DOES. STOP SAYING ITS OKAY TO BE A PEDO, STOP SAYING ITS OKAY TO BE A ZOOPHILE. STOP SAYING ITS OKAY TO MOLEST AND RAPE ANIMALS, CHILDREN, AND PEOPLE IN GENERAL. STOP SAYING ITS OKAY. ITS NOT. I DONT CARE IF YOU WERE MOLESTED, RAPED, OR ABUSED. YOU’RE MAKING IT OKAY. YOU’RE NORMALIZING IT. YOU’RE LETTING PEOPLE THINK ITS OKAY TO ABUSE CHILDREN. YOU’RE LETTING PEOPLE THINK IT’S OKAY TO ABUSE ANIMALS. YOU’RE LETTING PEOPLE THINK ITS OKAY TO ABUSE PEOPLE IN GENERAL. YOU’RE A SHITTY PERSON. YOU NEED TO STOP, AND GET HELP. NO THERAPIST IS GOING TO FUCKING TELL YOU TO SURROUND YOURSELF WITH THINGS THAT YOU WENT THROUGH, AND IF THEY ARE TELLING YOU THAT, YOU NEED TO GET A GRIP AND FUCKING STOP GOING TO THEM. YOU ARE NOT OKAY. YOU ARE TRAUMATIZED AND NEED HELP. YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOURSELF. YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE. YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP, AND YOU NEED TO GENUINELY STOP SUPPORTING CHILD MOLESTERS. YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY OKAY. YOU NEED TO GET OFF SOCIAL MEDIA AND TRULY THINK TO YOURSELF. IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT FOR OTHER PEOPLE AND ANIMALS? YOU WANT PEDOPHILES TO ABUSE CHILDREN LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BE ABUSED LIKE YOU WERE? THINK ABOUT YOUR PET. DO YOU WANT YOUR PET TO BE BRUTALLY BEATEN/RAPED? I DONT THINK SO. I DONT THINK YOU WANT TO RELIEVE YOUR TRAUMA AGAIN. SO STOP MAKING IT SEEM OKAY, BECAUSE IT ISNT. IVE SEEN MY FRIENDS GET HARASSED FOR SHIT LIKE THIS, AND MY FRIEND BE SO STRESSED BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, NOT SUGAR COATING IT FOR YOU. YOU NEED TO GET HELP, AND YOU NEED TO GET A GRIP ON REALITY BECAUSE THINGS ARE NOT GOING TO GO WELL FOR YOU. I GENUNIELY DONT KNOW HOW YOU SUPPORT CHILDREN BEING MOLOESTED, RAPED, AND BEATEN BECAUSE “YOU WENT THROUGH THE SAME THING”. IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO BE AGAINST IT, YOU WOULD STOP SUPPORTING PROSHIPS.

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POLPO MY BELOVED <3333

like i definitely think risotto is the coolest guy in the room when he’s with the other assassins but the INSTANT his family sees him the roast begins

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COULD YOU DO ONE FOR...PESCI? OR MAYBE GHIACCIO, THEY WOULD PROBABLY REALLY HATE PROSHIPPERS (JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE JOJO CAST)

Your fav hates proshippers!

Ghiaccio (left) and Pesci (right) agree that proshippers are goofy ahh !