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just-myhyperfixations · 20 days ago
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Hear me out:
Jason (red hood, before anyone knows) getting a really bad concussion on patrol and he’s so out of it he drives to the manor. When the door won’t budge he assumes he forgot his keys and he doesn’t want to wake Alfred up (it’s late okay?) so he just breaks in. He’s like a zombie walking up the stairs and going to his room where he just passes out in his bed.
What happens next? Idk, you tell me (please do, I’m bad at writing fanfics 👉👈)
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just-myhyperfixations · 30 days ago
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Trans Jason Todd has so much opportunities to be funny af. Let’s say he transitioned AFTER coming back from dead. He wants a big reveal (like the drama queen he is) and Bruce just doesn’t recognise him. He’d be so pissed
Hilarious if you ask me.
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just-myhyperfixations · 1 month ago
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Just saw this!
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Queer liberation library has the foxhole court audiobook!!!!!
It’s free btw 🫶🫶🫶
Also recommend checking out She Drives Me Crazy 💅
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just-myhyperfixations · 2 months ago
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I know we all want someone different for Kevin, but I’d like his partner to be disabled. They could invent wheelchair exy 🥹🥹🥹🥹. Preferably someone with EDS, but I’ll take anything that makes them physically disabled
It’s just a little something that would make me happy
Anyway have a good day <3
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just-myhyperfixations · 2 months ago
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You know how we kick our legs in the air when reading sometimes and we giggle?
Neil Josten does that when reading about exy
Thank you for coming to my ted talk 🫶
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just-myhyperfixations · 3 months ago
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Abby saying that her foxes fight always fight back shows just how much character growth Neil has done.
At the start of the foxhole court we establish that he’s a runner, if anything goes wrong he’ll just dip. But he joins the foxes, which is against his nature and everything his mother taught him, he says he’ll leave before the season starts, well maybe before they play the ravens. And then he just doesn’t leave.
HE STAYS
He makes a deal with Andrew, rips into Riko for Kevin, he knows that he should run but he doesn’t. He lets those annoying bastards into his heart. He brings the racket with him, TO FIGHT. He goes to evermore so Andrew is safe and he FIGHTS Riko the whole time there.
When he starts to get the countdown messages he doesn’t leave, he STAYS. He fights Lola after his found family aren’t in danger anymore. He gave up, because it was pointless, but in the end he fights the fbi agents. Because that’s what the foxes taught him.
He went from flight to fight and I think it’s beautiful. He always had that in him but the foxes brought it out. They made him feel safe enough to be the little sh!t he was always supposed to be.
Neil Jolsten, the man you are
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just-myhyperfixations · 3 months ago
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How obsessed are you with andriel?
Me:
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I’ve had this for like 8 months 🤪
I have decided that I’ll change it once the new aftg book comes out
I might do jerejean next😚, who knows ?
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just-myhyperfixations · 3 months ago
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Instead of being productive let me tell you my niche and completely useless (like me ;)) aftg headcanons
Aaron is dyslexic and it pisses him off even more bc Andrew has eidetic memory
Mary made Neil pretend to be a girl at some point of their runaway life, resulting in Neil having little to no concept of gender
Nathan is from Poland (cmon we all know that last name is not American)
Katelyns (idk if the spelling is correct) family adores Aaron and thinks of him as their own
Riko and Jean hooked up, not bc they liked each other but as a power move from Riko
Jean refuses to speak Japanese after joining the trojans
Allison, Renee and Dan get manicures together every month (Neil tags along often)
Bee made a cringe motivational poster to make Andrew quit smoking, he hated it (started smoking way less)
Andrew and Renee have a knitting/crocheting club together
Jeremy uses a cherry flavoured chapstick
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just-myhyperfixations · 3 months ago
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I signed up to get free ebook deals send to my email and guess what book was under the LGBTQ category today?
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10/10 very pleasant surprise
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just-myhyperfixations · 3 months ago
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Aftg characters but dog breeds, in no particular order
Neil is an Australian cattle dog, high energy, loves running, stubborn, they don’t have self-preservation instincts, google “cattle dog getting flipped by bull” watch the videos and tell me that’s not Neil
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Andrew is a miniature pinscher, I’m open to debate on this one but minpins are basically compact malinoises with a bit of assh0le added so…
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Kevin has to be a border collie, I don’t think I need to explain
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Alison is a poodle (she is always in the continental cut, viz photo), I just feel like the whole poodles are prissy and just bred to look good, when in reality they’re versatile hunting dogs, gives Alison vibes.
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Jean is a mutt, a shelter dog who needs to learn how to live. If I had to pick one specific mutt, I’d be a doodle (don’t ask me to explain bc I can go on forever about this)
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Nicky is a husky, he just gives off yapper vibes and male huskies are known to be aloof
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Renee is a great Pyrenees, friendly, cuddle bug, love their family, but also can and will kill. These dogs don’t f around when it comes to protecting their family
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Matt is a Great Dane, big, goofy, social, some are used in personal projection but it’s not common.
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Aaron is a Shiba Inu, he is an assh0le to everyone and anyone (except like 2,5 people) and yeah you can tell him to do something, but you can’t expect him to do it or be enthusiastic about it
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Dan would probably be a German shepherd (I can see her being a Rottweiler or a Doberman too), natural leader, protective, she would be a well bred one tho (not neurotic or with 0 herding instinct)
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(Sorry for the weird picture, but this is the only nice German shepherd on google that isn’t sable)
Tumblr won’t let me upload more photos, might make a part two 🤷‍♀️
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just-myhyperfixations · 8 months ago
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I have this idea for a fic
Sakuatsu where Atsumu has celiac so he ends up really bonding with Sakusa. Because they both wash their hands so often, both have to call the restaurant before hand to check if they’re cleaning enough (cross contamination is a b1tch), they almost never eat food that wasn’t prepared by them (they can’t trust others to do it correctly) and people don’t take them seriously.
It’s just a little something I’ve been thinking about, as a celiac myself I struggle a lot and I don’t see that portrayed anywhere (outside the celiac community).
Let me know what you think ☺️
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just-myhyperfixations · 8 months ago
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You wanna hear a really crazy theory?
So there was this Jean liking a blond guy situation on twitter, iykyk. Everyone thinks this is about Jeremy, but hear me out, it could be about Aaron. He’s blond too.
Aaron is a tad bit homofobic, so he is probably a tad bit homosexual too. This would allow for a character growth arc. He and Kaytlen (idk how to spell her name) don’t work out, which sends him into a life crisis. As he tries to figure out who he is, he has the gay awakening. Picture this:
Foxes and troyans are playing against each other. Jean and Aaron are on the field. It’s intense. Jean and Kevin start fighting and in that moment when Jeans all bloody and mad, cursing in French, Aaron can’t help but think “what a hot piece of a man”.
Jean starts flirting with Aaron, just trying to piss off Kevin, but he also notices Aaron’s good looks (how could he not). Aaron flirts back, they make out, then don’t speak for a few weeks because feeling are confusing.
Wouldn’t that be fun.
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just-myhyperfixations · 1 year ago
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Just a thought: sakuatsu but in the Harry Potter world. Atsumu is a huflepuff, sakusa ravenclaw.
They both play quidditch against each other. And after a bad fight they’re forced to study together every Thursday in the library. At first they argue and throw things at each other but then Sakusa notices a sticker on Atsumus backpack, the sticker is from his favour movie.
Sakusa: why you have that
Sakusa: *points to the sticker*
Atsumu: cuz that movie is a banger, duh?
Atsumu: you know it?
Sakusa: uh, yeah you could say that
After that they start hanging out more and more talking about the movie, sharing their conspiracy theories.
Atsumu: hey omi, I need help with something
Sakusa: who tf is omi???
Atsumu: you are, it’s short for kiyoomi
Sakusa: that’s weird
Sakusa: you’re weird miya
Atsumu: I told you to call me by my name!!
Atsumu: *throws a book at him*
Sakusa: yeah whatever
Sakusa: what do you need help with
Atsumu: I need you to help me with the perfect prank
Basically they accidentally blew up the gryfindor common room and got detention, which was just cleaning and fixing some stuff. They were cleaning the herbology classroom and got talking about some serious stuff.
Sakusa: I cannot believe you want Bella to end up with Jacob!
Atsumu: hey!
Atsumu: that’s not what I said
Atsumu: I think he’s the better option since jk
Atsumu: Edward is like 100 years old
Sakusa: well Jacob is too young for her
Sakusa: plus she prefers Edward
Atsumu: well you know teenage girls
Atsumu: they’re unpredictable
They continued arguing until Sakusa threw a broom at Atsumu, which caused a big fight to break out. One of those play fights tho. And somehow they ended up tangled in each other on one of the desks. Their faces were so close together they could feel each other breathing. Looking eye to eye. They slowly leaned in, locking their lips together. What once was an unsure and innocent kiss turned into full on make out session. Hungry for each other they moved in sync until they heard a loud crack.
In the doorway was standing Osamu, looking traumatised as ever, on the floor underneath him was a vase, or what once was a vase.
Osamu: omg
Osamu: I need to bleach my eyes
Osamu: *starts crying*
The end ✨❤️
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