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Frittata--ya!

Frittata–ya!

HAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE–YA

Tennis players get to grunt when they hit the ball, martial arts legends have their exclamations, and when dancing you get to say WA-PA-TA-YAAA (as if the music didn’t provide enough emphasis). It’s only fair that us frittata slicers get something too.

FRITTATA YAAAAAAAAAA

  Hello my loves! It’s been some time, hasn’t it? Too long.

Well, hey, they say good things come to…

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Butter meets salad

Nous recommençons--we're starting again guys! French, food, fit, life. C'est tout.

:) Helloooo friends… :)

I know what you’re thinking…

Eyyy, am I right or what? ;)

How was outer space?

Wonderful, thank you for asking.

Define wonderful.

Wonderful?

WO-ND-ER-FU-L.

Wonderful.

Not so wonderful.

Come on guys, I wasn’t fit teen foodie-ing it out, I’ve missedddddddd you!

    But guess what?

I’m backkkkkkkkkkkk…

From outer space…

I just walked into find

the kitchen

And now no sad…

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Mission Impossible: fun exercise. Do we accept?

I bet you’re shocked by the idea of exercise being relaxation. Because, well, who wouldn’t? Aha, ya, me. I know, I know, sigh, not one of those posts again (or even worse, gasp, people). But hey, even if you stick with me because you think my absurd craziness is amusing (or maybe you can even study it for your research project–I can see it now, the grand phenomenon of the simply put, delusional)……

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Slide over them Sliders

2 Ingredient Gluten-Free & Oil-Free Healthy Bread simply perfect for sliders & sandwiches

Few things in this world can compare to the humble, but oh-so lovely slice of bread.

Sandwiches, toast, sliders, and bread… It’s BREAD for goodness sake. Don’t tell me you don’t love it because we both know deep inside that’s just. Not. True.

But of course. If something’s that convenient and tasty, by the laws of Murphy which override even the laws of physics, it can’t be too healthy. Sigh. It’s…

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Lazy Girl Brownies

Two ingredients. Guilt free. Yes, really. Say no more. Introducing, fit teen foodie brownies!

You know when people say they have a sweet tooth?

Well let me introduce you to the girl that has a saber-sweet tooth.

Oh wait, that’s me. No shame. No. Shame. No shame in eating sugar out of the bag with a spoon. Eating half a jar of honey at once. Legitimately eating 20 cookies at once–I have witnesses, do you really want to test me?–oh mhm and then also downing half a batch of brownies.

To be…

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DIY: Beating Starbucks

I’m going to let you in on a little secret.

Well actually it’s not a little secret. It’s the biggest thing that keeps me loving the fit foodie life.

As teens, how can we resist those hot, foamy, creamy Starbucks drinks?

Well actually I’m a loyal Peet’s fan, but we can pretend they’re the same for today.

Ok. Point is, I love me some caffeine and I love it a latte. See what I did there? ;) 

Here…

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Cauli Crusts

Meet your new favorite healthy pizza crust. That's right. Three ingredients=deliciousness.

Pizza.

Aha, is there really ever a better intro hook? Come on, it’s pizza, right?

Ok, I’ll be perfectly honest with you, this isn’t exactly pizza… But before you throw a sledgehammer at me, hear me out.

It’s crispy, crunchy, warm, and carb-y. Yes carb-y. I love me some crusty carb-y creations.

Let’s add on cauliflower and we got ourselves a tongue twister… A delicious one at that. Honestly, it’s…

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Bring the Green

“Wow. This is so good!”

“I know! It sorta tastes like ice-cream!”

“And half of it is spinach!”

“Definitely! Huh… wait what?”

Yep. Another classic story of fooling your friends.

Tip: Don’t tell them what they’re eating is chock full of spinach until after they’ve tried it.

You’ll get some wide-eyed faces looking back at you when you do tell them but hey, photo op! I can see the album now: shocko…

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Choco-Chips 

Have any of you noticed how “chocolate chips” look nothing like chocolate chips. They’re more like swirly chocolate drops. Disappointment.

But wouldn’t that be cool? To have a chip… made out of chocolate? That you could scoop other awesome stuff into? Of course it’d be cool. It’s like a choco-chip.

 Oh wait but now you must be shaking your head at me saying JULIA! What in the world are you…

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Eggstraordinary Pun Game Weak

Eggstraordinary Pun Game Weak

After you finish rolling your eyes, redirect them to this glory:

Runny yolk. RUNNY YOLK. Oh my lord I’m crying. Goals. Major goals.

Well guess what? Goals finally achieved. See as much as my pun game is weak, my poaching egg game is even weaker…yes, yes shame on me as a foodie. But guess what? I’m also a teen so bite me if I can’t get the perfect restaurant quality egg. Do I seem bitter? Okay… I…

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We Be Jamming

I’ve always had a thing for jam.

Tangy. Sweet. Fruity. Jam-y…

Resistance is futile. How could you not mix in that bright berry goodness into yogurt, a parfait, or eat a whole jar in one sitting. Oops. That escalated quickly.

What can I say? I was jamming out to some awesome music, had a big spoon in my hand, and a nice ‘ole jar of jam wanted to join the party, and who was I to deny it the fun?

W…

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Inspiralized -  How to make healthy and creative meals with the spiralizer…turns vegetables into noodles….VIDEO Recipe

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Fit Foodie-ing the French

Fit Foodie-ing the French

Butter makes the world go round in French cuisine, and let’s admit it… It’s not much different elsewhere. Toasts, steaks, baking…. But alas, why does it seem every time my heart sings from butter my thighs flatten out to the size of Antarctica?

Now I remember why! So I have a larger base to cry off of when I fall to the ground in reverence to the butter gods…we’ve all done that right? Oh it’s…

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Fit teen foodie life, yes please

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Layers! Like cake... but better

Layers! Like cake… but better

Welcome to the ultimate guide on life.

Ok, welcome to the ultimate guide to breakfast… same thing.

You start with the stuff that’s good for you… and then basically pile on the stuff that is just. plain. good until you can’t see anything past fruit, nuts, coconut, and chocolate. Did I say chocolate? I said chocolate.

If you haven’t guessed it by now, we’re talking about oats. Even better-…