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Leverage: Redemption 3x3- "The Scared Stiff Job"

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Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 2

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VICTORIANS WHEN BLORBO FROM THEIR COMMUTER'S MAGAZINE COMES BACK FROM THE DEATH AFTER A DECADE LONG HIATUS THEY THOUGHT WOULD BE PERMANENT

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holy shit i thought i was the only person in the universe who remembered almost human. that show deserved to be part of the next superwholock. nowadays people are just like "oh you meant to say being human" no! i mean the one with the robot cop! "ohhhh you're talking about detroit become human" please 😭

THEY DROPPED THE FACT THAT THE WALL EXISTED AND THEN NEVER RENEWED

they didn't even cancel it for low ratings. fox fucked up their contract so warner bros was going to get most of the money from streaming/syndication. so they fucking killed the show rather than let that happen. i'm still so mad. WE COULD HAVE HAD YEARS OF KARL URBAN MICHAEL EALY SCIFI SEXUAL TENSION. WE WERE ROBBED. IT'S BEEN OVER A DECADE. I WILL NEVER STOP BEING MAD.

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Doctor Who The Robot Revolution

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Uhhhhhhhh that seems bad

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I was re-watching the little mermaid and it got me thinking: it would have been so cool to be a guest to eric's weddings tbh

this guy's been raving about this mystery girl he says saved him and left him on the beach but nobody believes him, then he found a different girl in the same beach, proceeded to date her for a couple of days in front of the whole town, but then turns up with a different one (allegedly the first one) and decides he's marrying her on the spot

and you're like, sure, I need to see this mess

so you go to the wedding and it's WILD: there's some sort of animal riot, every creature is attacking the bride (including the prince's dog), town date redhead is being carried into the wedding ship in a barrel by a small fish, you're like 'I need to see how this turns out' and then mystery redhead, who was supposedly unable to talk, starts singing???? and talking??? and they're about to kiss???? but then the bride turns into sexy cthulhu???? and the redhead grows a fish tail???? and sexy cthulhu bride drags redhead into the water??????

you are taken ashore while the groom goes to fetch one of the brides, unsure which but all signs point to the redhead that was carried in the barrel, and then there's a storm, and sexy cthulhu becomes gigantic and is wearing a crown and you're like 'work, bitch' while eating snacks and then it's all over and sexy cthulhu disappears

but then there's another wedding announced and you're like 'I'm sure it can't top the first one' but you attend and TRITON shows up too????? myth and legend lord of the sea king triton from the stories????? with a white beard and an 8 pack and the same crown sexy cthulhu was wearing??? turns out he's the FATHER OF THE BRIDE??????? and there are mermaids everywhere, all around the ship, kind of unnerving tbh really really scary situation, but it's fine because triton is making rainbows in the sky and hugging the bride and manipulating water and you're also pretty sure the chef just got decimated by a crab?????

royal weddings should all be like these tbh this prince sure knows how to throw them like nobody else in the disney pantheon

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I've noticed more and more in public bathrooms that people skip the handwash and just take a squirt of hand sanitizer from wall dispensers on the way out. hand sanitizer is NOT effective against most things that come out of your ass and live in public bathrooms. i'm begging y'all. please. please please please please please use the soap. i'm out here immunosupressed fighting for my life to not get naturally selected while people touch a public toilet handle and walk back to their table to immediately eat a burger

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can someone PLEASE punt clive palmer into the sun

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Flying is effortless, landing can be a little bit harder, Cornell Lab / DoC (northern royal albatross) (part 1)

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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#misspelling the most anglo names is a form of resistance#MY NAME IS IN THE FUCKING EMAIL SIR (@teashoesandhair)

Passive aggressively writing this work email and addressing it to Andi instead of Andy, because if he insists on calling me Arwen instead of Anwen one more time, I am going to throw him off a roof