#smack barm pey wet

[argentinelakeduck]

anyone else remember this video? i reencountered it a couple weeks ago and became enchanted by these powerful words yet again and felt compelled to stitch them.

[jofiah]

I smack her barm and make her pey wet

[oswaldide]

she smack my barm til I pey wet

[gougerre]

This is like another smack barm pey wet, to me

[denimdepression]

I cannot believe the Wigan Kebab video only has 600k views, it plays on repeat in my head

[scrumpyfan43]

Saw the smack barm pey wet video again and once again thought "yeah those do look tasty, if not delicately presented" so I went and made a tater tot sandwich with red wine vinegar (all out of malt vinegar) and. Holy moly this is actually really tasty, better than the tater tots on their own. A nice mix of crunchy fried potato with soft bread on the outside and soft potatoes on the inside, and the vinegar gives the needed acidity and extra moisture.

Peas would be a welcome addition, too, but I'm not going to go out of my way to get proper mushy peas.

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

in honour of that post making the rounds again...

[tomatoluvr69]

Doing one of those spontaneous and life changing journeys where someone get fired and there like “you know what? I always wanted to eat sfogliatelle while riding on a gondola” and they hop on a plane to Italy and go, consequences be damned, and they find love and the meaning of life along the way. except I’m going to Wigan to try the Wigan kebab

[skipppppy]

Galar characters having the same dialect as the irl places they’re based on is so real to me. Why did the anime make them American. This would be so much funnier

[circleturk]

Smack Barm Pey Wet: Straya Edition

[asordidbarwere]

Just introduced my gf to Wigan Kebab and they are aghast at the sheer Britishness of it all

[lipkisser69]

usually i have stress dreams about, like, my job or something not smack barm pey wet

[georgebbwbush]

wigan kebab

[willcodehtmlforfood]

telefonalt az sms-ezo ember, a kovetkezo hetekben megyek Boltonba mert a remote szamitozos embereknek IS kell egy onsite induction day

szerencsere fizetik az utat meg a szallast, ugyhogy 2 het mulva vasarnap Smack Barm Pey Wet nap (az og (wigan) csak 17 perc vonattal, remelem nyitva lesz)

Na szóval lett új melo, viszont most így kora reggel beütött h mivan ha sikerült beleesnem egy kamu álláshirdetésbe (mivel remote, azt akarják h küldjem el nekik az angol útlevelem, vagy alternatíváként elmehetek Boltonba...)

Most így utánanéztem, a (kereszt) nevek stimmelnek linkedinen, megtaláltam az online interjún megjelent arc fényképét is a munkatársak között

Szóval nagyon jól csinálták ha mégis átverés

(a recruiterük 90% sms-ben kommunikál, az online interjú túl egyszerű volt, kicsit.megizzasztott a hazavivős technikai teszt, szóval vannak red flagek, igazából már mindegy, mert elég sok személyes adatom megadtam tegnap jó hír hallatán ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯)

[meyerlansky]

i don't think there is enough words on this planet to describe how deeply i am uncomfortable with this tea/coffee/milk knowledge and your preferences... as an individual, i am confused. as a human, i am morbidly curious. but (and more importantly) as a brit... i am eternally horrified..

okay listen i don't think we need to go over the uk's food crimes here

[villaincock]

i was today years old when i learned diamant likes mushy peas as a dish :/