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have any of you guys heard of this band called Death Grips? pretty neat stuff

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homestuck reread now live at @vriska-for-real-justice

tap the fuck in

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i want to study at an American university 

i will spell colour as color and use degrees fahrenheit. i would watch Family Guy on CNN while drinking a Mountain Dew in my apartment. i’ll have Taco Bell every night that’s worth 5 bucks. i am also more likely to meet Obama, the Jonas Brothers and anglophiles. 

i wish i was american :(

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I went to buy the new sidney sweeny pants and the shopkeeper tried to measure my head with his calipers

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Where would we as a civilization be without fat dykes, we owe them everything

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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mother’s backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this

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I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

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the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

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learning about some genders

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THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

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soggy vine #5

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need 2 get my Vivzie Popped if u kno what im sayin