flatoatchi
flatoatchi
purveyor of the softest blankets
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flatoatchi · 2 days ago
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its really disappointing that it's called the biddeford-saco-old orchard beach (BSOOB) transit authority and not the biddeford-old orchard beach-saco (BOOBS) transit authority
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flatoatchi · 5 days ago
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I like my new car a lot actually
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flatoatchi · 6 days ago
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new cars should cost no more than $1,000. maybe $1,500 if you really want like. a sunroof and heated seats. why do these things start at like $28k
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flatoatchi · 7 days ago
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why is my crochet project giving eraserhead baby
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flatoatchi · 8 days ago
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these pics make me realize something
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i have a lot of baby pictures of my cats with their littermates, they looked exactly like their siblings as kittens but this one was undeniably piper
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flatoatchi · 8 days ago
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flatoatchi · 9 days ago
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ok i really do think living platonically with someone you have feelings for who likely does not reciprocate those feelings anymore is not the move
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flatoatchi · 9 days ago
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going on a walk alone to clear your head after work but instead you just come back really fucking mad
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flatoatchi · 10 days ago
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why do I feel like the best job I've ever had is doomed due to the state of this country
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flatoatchi · 11 days ago
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boy am I glad I signed the paperwork for the car on Saturday
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flatoatchi · 12 days ago
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its 2025 why are you (chase) as a national financial institution closing at 5 and shutting off all your customer service lines
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flatoatchi · 14 days ago
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banks are so stupid. what do you mean you're only open while I'm at work. what do you mean i can't send a wire transfer through your app (even thought my current bank does let you do this in their app). what do you mean your customer service line is only open while I'm at work and don't have enough time on my break to sit on hold with all the other people who needed to use their lunch breaks to call them
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flatoatchi · 15 days ago
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I am so exicted to have a car i can do basically whatever I want with it's unreal this is gonna be SO fun
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flatoatchi · 15 days ago
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theyre playing Chapell Roan in the subaru dealership. not edited or anything
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flatoatchi · 17 days ago
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I love working in a place where the term "penis lasso" is thrown around with a straight face
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flatoatchi · 19 days ago
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daisy is a nice fragrance i just think Mr Jacobs needs to cool it with the variations
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flatoatchi · 27 days ago
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good news everyone there are more varieties of sludge than previously thought
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fuuuuck yeah
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