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flatoatchi · 1 day ago
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my clinical skills so far in order of how comfortable I feel doing them from most to least:
handling urine for pregnancy testing, urinalysis, and/or for sample/culture collection
finger sticks for hemoglobin readings
new patient intakes
drawing up injections (have not given any yet tho)
established patient intakes
blood draws
abortion intakes
blood pressure ❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️❌️
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flatoatchi · 8 days ago
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yknow I kinda always thought cholesterol was some shit only adults had to be worrying about but life comes at you fast
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flatoatchi · 9 days ago
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truly is fascinating to me the way now that my mental health is. well, its managed for sure, I can now put energy and effort into addressing my physical health, and that I *think* its working too. ill go into deetos in the tags bc its regarding weight and managing that
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flatoatchi · 10 days ago
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I love u salmon pouch on rice with sriracha and kewpie mayo
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flatoatchi · 14 days ago
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getting older and developing coping skills that allow you to not just manage anxiety but confront the things that cause your anxiety head-on is bittersweet, because its like. it is absolutely genuinely SO hard to do it for the first time, and maybe even for the next few times after that. But then it becomes easier, and it feels incredible to look at this thing your brain was once viewing as this insurmountable threat thats now not even a big deal, but its also frustrating at the same time because its like why couldn't my brain rationalize like this when I was 14 and too anxious to go to school regularly
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flatoatchi · 15 days ago
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at work we were talking about famous people we share a birthday with and i love that I got to whip out mlk jr AND pitbull AND wikipedia. basically I win
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flatoatchi · 18 days ago
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just in case my stance wasnt clear:
iiii i i love little squidward
he is so awesome
i love... little squidward
he is so silly
whenn i i see little squidward
i just jump around
i love... mr squidward
he is so awesome
little squidward standing there
little squidward on the chair
uh oh!
mister squidward
uh oh!
hes so silly
uh oh!
it is squidward!
uh ohh
fuckig awesome
isnt he cool?
isnt he coolest squid around?
isnt squidward so awesome?
isnt squidward is so
COOOOOOOOOOOL !!
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flatoatchi · 18 days ago
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at the advice of my doctor I have made breakfast
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flatoatchi · 19 days ago
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I am still being a hypochondriac about the whole covid-positive patient thing from yesterday. rationally I know I more than likely wouldnt be having symptoms less than 48 hours after, and the patient was wearing a mask and there was a bit of distance between them and me so that would also decrease the likelihood, but if there's one thing im a bit obsessive about its diseases
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flatoatchi · 19 days ago
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where am i
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flatoatchi · 20 days ago
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WHY ARE YOU ENTERING A MEDICAL OFFICE KNOWING DAMN WELL YOU HAVE COVID IN 2025!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!
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flatoatchi · 21 days ago
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had to go into the basement of my apartment building today and I never want to go in the basement of my apartment building ever again
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flatoatchi · 23 days ago
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what does it mean if I dont like the outcomes when I stand up for myself or make my feelings known and genuinely prefer keeping that shit to myself and placating others at my own internal expense
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flatoatchi · 24 days ago
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I think i hauve covid. again
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flatoatchi · 26 days ago
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i think trader joes is putting Crack in their beefless bulgogi honestly
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flatoatchi · 26 days ago
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this could be a very odd post with zero context
I drew blood today :D
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flatoatchi · 26 days ago
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north conway was nice, would've been nicer if it wasnt 85° and humid with "unhealthy" air quality
what do you mean I dont even have to get on a highway if I want to go to north conway and a 1.5 hr drive on a bunch of scenic backroads through the white mountains region is the fastest route to get there. where am I
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