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making ceremonial grade matcha into a latte feels wrong but damn will it give you the most umami latte
#it was $27 and like honestly i dont think i need to ever buy it again bc universal quality is just fine#but its a fun experience i guess#i tried it straight up and woah is it bitter#or maybe astringent is the right term idk im uncultured
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ngl it kinda sucks that I have to go all the way down to the cape on Christmas eve and then back to maine on Christmas but at least it means I'll be spending less than 24 hours on c*pe c*d
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good god when the 10 pm cranberry juice hits
#i fell asleep at like 7:30 and woke up 10 minutes ago so uncomfortably warm#but the cran lime in the fridge was so nice and cold it like breathed life back into me like a health potion
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I love accompanying my roommate while she doordashes bc it makes you realize that most of southern maine lives along route 1 and 295 and if you deviate from that you end up in farmland land and its so wild how quickly it changes from small city to that
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why did I take the caffeine edible with caffine-makes-you-sleepy adhd
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oh yeah and you better believe they'll fat tax you the moment you wanna order anything larger than 2x. I was given a budget of $250 for 5 sets of scrubs and literally could not get the total under $290
nothing has done more damage to my body image than trying on and ordering scrubs
#shit makes me wanna go back on wegovy real bad#they still bought me the scrubs bc i literally need them and it was only $40 ish over#but like. wtf#this really has me fucked up
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nothing has done more damage to my body image than trying on and ordering scrubs
#WHYYYY are they sized like 2-3 sizes smaller than every other piece of clothing#i do not wear a 4x anything but i do wear 4x skechers scrubs apparently#LITERALLY i have pants from skechers that are 2x and they fit amazing why are their scrubs so fucked
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my republican dad watching me use his life insurance payout money to help support my trans friend (who i have also kissed multiple times) and move to maine to work in a reproductive health clinic that provides abortions:
ive been thinking about my dad a lot lately
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idk if it's bc im still in the honeymoon phase but I go into work every day feeling amazing and I leave work every day feeling amazing and I think retail as an industry needs to be reformed bc you dont realize how awful that shit really is for your brain and body until you're out of it
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I love how stores put christmas stuff out at the end of September but the moment the clock strikes midnight on December 10th they start packing it all up to move to clearance
#roommate and i tried to find a tree last night and NOOOOO places had them it was wild#real or artificial#and we couldnt find lights or ornaments either#gonna find a fake ficus or something and stick some battery operated fairy lights
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ive been thinking about my dad a lot lately
#the two year anniversary was last week so i think that has something to do with it#i had a dream about him last night and i cant remember the specifics but i remember sobbing in the dream#and its like every time a train goes by my apartment i think of him bc he wouldve loved that shit#he definitely would hate that my roommate is a trans woman and that i work at a reproductive health center though#what a weird thing grief and complex family relationships are
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okay i☝️think im starting to like my new job now
#day 1 and i already have really good vibes about it#so many benefits. SO many#so much information to take in and process#also first job where im at a pretty high risk of getting violence done to me so thats interesting#i still have no idea how i ended up here but so far im glad i did
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why are normal strawberries the. the norm when pineberries are superior. the worst pineberry will always be better than the best strawberry
#its like a strawberry But More#<- how i described it to my roommate before she tried one and immediately said the same thing
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start new job tomorrow :0
#im so anxious but in a good way#in a 'i am already so passionate about this organization and believe strongly in their mission and i dont wanna fuck this up' way#i think nows a good time to start a job that involves requesting insurance coverage lmao
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OUR NEIGHBOR ACROSS THE HALL SPILLED THEIR FUCKIN BONG AND NOW *OUR* APARTMENT REEKS OF BONG WATER
#theyre like. chain smokers and smoke in their living room which is less than 6 feet from our living room#so the landing always reeks of cigarettes and weed to begin with#but this is so bad that the two people on the first floor are airing their shit out
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wtf get out of there????
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I start work on Monday and they haven't even told me what to wear :( i wanna buy scrubs so bad but im not gonna do it until they tell me what color I can wear
#and scrubs are lowkey expensive unless you wait for wink to have a random sale on amazon#and figs??? how do people afford figs#and why is their only pink color neon highlighter probably-fluoresces-under-a-blacklight pink
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