flatoatchi
purveyor of the softest blankets
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flatoatchi · 13 hours ago
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making ceremonial grade matcha into a latte feels wrong but damn will it give you the most umami latte
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flatoatchi · 1 day ago
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ngl it kinda sucks that I have to go all the way down to the cape on Christmas eve and then back to maine on Christmas but at least it means I'll be spending less than 24 hours on c*pe c*d
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flatoatchi · 2 days ago
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good god when the 10 pm cranberry juice hits
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flatoatchi · 3 days ago
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I love accompanying my roommate while she doordashes bc it makes you realize that most of southern maine lives along route 1 and 295 and if you deviate from that you end up in farmland land and its so wild how quickly it changes from small city to that
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flatoatchi · 4 days ago
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why did I take the caffeine edible with caffine-makes-you-sleepy adhd
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flatoatchi · 5 days ago
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oh yeah and you better believe they'll fat tax you the moment you wanna order anything larger than 2x. I was given a budget of $250 for 5 sets of scrubs and literally could not get the total under $290
nothing has done more damage to my body image than trying on and ordering scrubs
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flatoatchi · 6 days ago
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nothing has done more damage to my body image than trying on and ordering scrubs
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flatoatchi · 8 days ago
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my republican dad watching me use his life insurance payout money to help support my trans friend (who i have also kissed multiple times) and move to maine to work in a reproductive health clinic that provides abortions:
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ive been thinking about my dad a lot lately
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flatoatchi · 8 days ago
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idk if it's bc im still in the honeymoon phase but I go into work every day feeling amazing and I leave work every day feeling amazing and I think retail as an industry needs to be reformed bc you dont realize how awful that shit really is for your brain and body until you're out of it
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flatoatchi · 8 days ago
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I love how stores put christmas stuff out at the end of September but the moment the clock strikes midnight on December 10th they start packing it all up to move to clearance
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flatoatchi · 8 days ago
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ive been thinking about my dad a lot lately
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flatoatchi · 9 days ago
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okay i☝️think im starting to like my new job now
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flatoatchi · 10 days ago
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why are normal strawberries the. the norm when pineberries are superior. the worst pineberry will always be better than the best strawberry
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flatoatchi · 11 days ago
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start new job tomorrow :0
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flatoatchi · 14 days ago
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OUR NEIGHBOR ACROSS THE HALL SPILLED THEIR FUCKIN BONG AND NOW *OUR* APARTMENT REEKS OF BONG WATER
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flatoatchi · 14 days ago
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wtf get out of there????
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flatoatchi · 14 days ago
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I start work on Monday and they haven't even told me what to wear :( i wanna buy scrubs so bad but im not gonna do it until they tell me what color I can wear
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