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When Mabel comes out to Stan, she’s really scared that he’s going to reject her and have an issue with it, so she’s emotional and asks him if he still loves and supports her and he’s just like “??? Kid I’ve been telling you all summer I’m one of the LBTGs” and then it’s her turn to be like “wait what??” because she thinks he had never mentioned a sexuality before, and it turns out Stan had been constantly telling the kids that he’s “ambidextrous” because he thought it meant the same thing as bisexual.

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FNAF Pit bonnie considers himself a great dad!

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Damn, can’t believe it’s been 10 years since HNoC. Wow.

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[ID below caption.]

> some o'reillys without reference because im lazy. hot damn, boss.

[ID: Two traditional pencil drawings of Ashes O'Reilly from The Mechanisms. Image 1 is cut off at their thighs, looking off to the side. They are smoking and smiling, relaxed. They are wearing a suit with a long black coat. Image 2 is a headshot of Ashes winking and smirking at the viewer, holding a flamed lighter. The words "Relax, Doll" are beside their head. End ID.]

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Jonny d'ville anyone?

Im starting to feel somewhat comfortable in this fandom, so here, I have my creature jonny.

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I really like the mechanisms guys

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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WHAT THE FUCK

starting the magnus protocol wish me luck

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starting the magnus protocol wish me luck

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Ulysses Dies at Dawn.

That’s the word on the street, at any rate, if you talk to anyone who saw what went down at Calypso’s Bar the other night.

Who is behind the thuggish band known as the Suits – Heracles, Ariadne and the others? What is Ulysses’s secret? And what is hidden within the security of the Vault?

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do you ever just think about Mordred and start crying. asking for a friend

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VOTE MECHS WE'RE CATCHING UP

Listen to The Mechanisms - dark cabaret rock (i forgor who told me this)

Listen to My Chemical Romance - alt rock, emo, pop-punk, post-hardcore, punk rock, and hard rock. (source: Wikipedia)

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The most important photo ever.

[ID: a phot of Marius von Raum and Raphaella la Cognizi performing at a musical gig. Marius stands behind the microphone and sings with a thoughtful expression, Raphaella is behind him. She looks up at him with a wide smile. End ID]

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thoughts on catboy marius?

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Need the mechs fandom to know I'm going insane over the Rat-Tailed Rover album (the songs Kofi did for the game Small Saga). I'm just. Obsessed. Combining some of my favorite fantasy genres AND music. AND KOFI'S VOICE!!!!! It's so good no thoughts head empty just adventuring rodents........... If y'all haven't listened yet I demand you do (no pressure really but I am feral over this).

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Earlier today I mentioned Mechanisms catboi edits

and well,

they have been completed.

took me 12 hours to complete 10 edits, but they're done.

And now I am subjecting you, the tumblr population, to these monstrosities.

(if yall want to use them for something be my guess, just tag me. im legendary_dumpster_fire on pretty much all platforms except twitter bc im Not There)

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This adventure all started at 9:30 this morning with a conversation on the Jamelot server (love you guys). I asked questions on how to create transparent files, left for a few minutes, and came back with this:

Nastya Nyasta Rasputina, Engineer of the Startship Aurora

After this was sent and got a fairly positive reaction, I decided to make edits for the rest of them. They are as follows: Ashes Scratches O' Reilly, Quartermaster

Gunpowder Gunpurrder Tim, Master-At-Arms Paws

Ivy Catnip Alexandria, Archivist

Dr. Baron Marius von Raum Meow, Ship's Doctor (neither a Baron nor a doctor)

Drumbot Catbot Brian, Ship's Pilot

Raphaella la nya Cognizi, Science Officer

The Cat Toy Solder, who's just here, for some fucking reason (we have literally thrown it out SO MANY TIMES WHAT THE FUCK)

And finally, myself: Jonny Jonyah d'Ville, you're humble Captain First Mate

and together, we are The Mechanyaisms.