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PLEASE GO SEE MY ART BLOG I AM A COMEDY GENIUS 🧍‍♂️

Toby about to kill his dad like-

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marble afffirmations 2/?

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I did a bunch of incorrect quotes and I want to share them because my stomach hurts now

Toby: *plays shreksophone*

Toby: woo. Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.

Brian: Genius coping mechanism my friend.

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Brian: Hey, are you okay?

Tim: Yeah.

Brian: You don’t look okay..

Tim: Then stop looking.

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Toby: Happy October 32nd!! Second Halloween!

Brian: That is NOT how it works.

Toby: Not with that attitude.

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Brian: I am a responsible adult!

Tim: *Raises eyebrows*

Brian: .. I am an adult.

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I’m back whores (affectionate)

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(x)

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its me, BEN DROWNED on the nintendo ds !

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School has started and I’m ready to combust fuck

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EJ: your job is to piss off an entire group of people. What do you do?

Jeff: show up, usually

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Random thought:

I remember there being like a concept somewhere that all of the Proxies/Cp’s have the operator symbol somewhere on their body and my cult brain gears were running

no it’s not just a tattoo.

you know how slender’s got the tendrils and the scary oozy black mouth?

THE SYMBOL ON THE CP’S IS LIKE A PARASITE(??) OF SOME SORT OK AND THATS HOW SLENDER KEEPS UP WITH ALL OF THEM !

I MEAN IT MAKES SENSE RIGHT

HES AN ELDRITCH BEING HE DOESNT HAVE TIME TO BABYSIT THESE MFS

Maybe you can burn it out like a tick or something

The thought of the creepypastas being a cult will never leave me i am so r r y

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I apologize for my random drops off here I really forget I’ve got this Blog sometimes

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You guys are Jeff the killing me

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Sin

♡Synopsis: You had thought you’d seen the worst of this monster. That the years you had of entrapment was as hellish as it got and your feebly human mind could not take anymore. It turned out that even he had a weakness. It was a matter of whether or not you were ready to go through with it to be at peace.

♡Word Count: 3.3k

♡Warnings: torture, suicide Warnings, non-con mentions

♡A/N: Inspired by a JTK story I found and loved! Hope you enjoy!

For a long time, you had convinced yourself that your death would be by Jeff’s hands. The hands that had gripped countless knives and stolen lives of anyone and everything. The hands that were callous, rough and strong. The ones that gripped at your neck everytime he was in a mood and decided to take it out on you. For years. You had thought your own life would be taken by those hands. “He’s not..” you whispered, voice low and guttural. You winced at the pain that speaking up brought you, feeling the disgusting taste of your unbrushed mouth. It made you want to throw up. The home you found yourself in was starting to become familiar, as you had been living in it for almost a month. It was located in the forest, an hour away from any city. It had belonged to an elderly couple that had the misfortune of opening the door to Jeff. Needless to say they were quickly disposed of, and you were bitter about the fact that the monster made you hide the bodies. You shuddered, remembering how long you had cried over the bodies as you pushed them into the holes you dug outside.

You stepped out from the bedroom that was yours. Feeling your heart beat faster, you took a look down both sides of the hallway as it stretched out. The right end led into the divide between the living room and the kitchen, while the left went into the bedrooms and bathroom. You encouraged yourself with small praises and confirmation as to why you would risk being seen by the killer. After doing so, you took a step. And then another. You kept your back to the wall, taking small, hesitant steps towards the kitchen, only pausing to listen to anything out of the ordinary. You held your breath. ‘He went off on a spree. He said he wouldn’t be back for a few hours.’ You remind internally and let your breathing flow. It’s so close, right there. Your gaze bore into the key sitting right between the glass sliding doors that were covered with long curtains and the door frame. Perhaps it was stupid not to have noticed it before but being with Jeff had cause you to halt your thinking almost entirely. You were more than sure your IQ had gone down and half of your vocabulary was gone. It didn’t help that he made you avoid learning things that were beneficial to you specifically. He was extremely careful to leave you useless and defenseless for himself. 

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SO I REWATCHED EVERYMANHYBRID AND I FORGOT HOW

attractive

EVAN JENNINGS IS pLEASE WHAT

HES SO TALENTED?¿ YALL DONT UNDERSTAND.

MANS PLAYS T W O CHARACTERS. TWO. AND YOU CAN DISTINCTLY TELL WHEN HE’S PLAYING EVAN OR HABIT. HE DESERVES AN AWARD.

Thank you. that is all.

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Hiii! So....May I have a match-up please! (And feel free to add some nsfw if you feel comfortable with it) thank you in advance!❤

Sooo I'm a straight girl who prefers using the basic She/her pronouns. Im also a Leo and a ENTP.

I'm about 5'5, I'm very skinny and have a very petite body build, I'm pretty pale and I have freckles all over my body and face (people pick on me for it) I have straight brown hair that goes to the middle of my back and I have brown eyes.

For my personality I can be very shy and closed off but I'm usually very outgoing, goofy, and very very saracastic. I can also be SUPER stubborn and competitive when I wanna be. I also tend to act very cold and heartless to people I don't know or like so some people find me scary but I'm the exact opposite when you really get to know me. I also have a hard time dealing with anxiety and I don't like to talk about my feelings much so I usually cover them up or hide them.

My style is grunge (I'm talking real grunge btw not the new grunge) I like to wear flannels, combat boots, band t-shirts etc. But I also wear sports jackets with jeans/shorts or oversized sweatshirts because they are comfy af.

I also love 90's and some 80's rock like basically "dad rock" or whatever you wanna call it. But also emo music/alternative or punk rock is also really good too. (90's is the best tho)

apologies for the late response !

I match you with; Brian Thomas!

You and Mr. star of the show would most definitely get along

His snarky, confident and good-going attitude would contrast with you in an almost perfect way; and in some ways, his attitude matches yours- and that makes it even better!

He would break down your cold exterior in almost an instant; he is absolutely in love with your style and taste in music.

Oh! and don’t worry your pretty little head about those freckles. He loves them so goddamn much

Random late-night snack runs, sitting on the hood of the car blasting Rock music are definitely to be expected

If it’s cold, he’ll make you take his jacket because “A flannel isn’t enough,” smh

yes it is, brian

Being with him on the Marble Hornets set, he’d try to sneak some kisses in between shots just because he misses you

Cuddling up on the couch with you and watching movies with his friends; dragging you along to go set hunting with Alex would be his new favorite thing

Brian tries his hardest to encourage you to show more than that scary side, though he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable

While his style is.. Rather plain, I’m sure he’d grow interested in some of the same things as you and get some clothes similar to yours

He’s very helpful; reminding you to take care of yourself and he makes sure you to everything you’ve got to do and take any medications you may have

. ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .

NSFW matchup!

I see Brian as an incredibly soft dom; but, he can be pretty hard if he wants to be

His entire goal is to break that tough exterior of yours in more ways than one- and if he’s gotta rail you to do it, he’s gonna

not that he doesn’t want to, god does he want to

Expect obvious, well seen marks; he can’t have someone else eyeing you, now can he?

He comes off passive and easygoing, and he’s all smiles- wrapping an arm around your waist that’s still bruised from him gripping onto you the night before because someone looked at you the wrong way

If you’re trying to act tough in public, he’ll tease you just to make sure you’re a blubbering mess for him later

Hand resting a little too close to the inside of your thigh, fingers ghosting against you when he moves it away

^ and he gives you that cheeky little grin because he knows exactly what he’s doing to you, but he’s gonna play it off like nothing’s wrong

And he’ll tease you about it too

“Not so tough now are you, baby?”

“Such a mess for me, so good..”

Tease him with a picture and he’d be on his way to you in an instant.

might even break a couple traffic laws in the process

He just wants to make you feel good, and he’s quite the experimentalist. Brian’s willing to try anything at least once

Don’t think you’re not going to be teased about what you like, though. He’s a cocky bastard

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Hi do you do match-ups?

ofc! I’m open to anything as long as its not nonconsensual or underaged :D

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hey mamas 😩

im back

shoot me some requests, lovelies

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brian thomas, you sweet (yet terrifiying) man