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They're just mad they don't have a clicky pen

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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Meet and fall in love with the Orpheus and Eurydice from Dead Boy Detectives. I promise it doesn't hurt. Much.

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Just cried. “So this is how democracy dies… with thunderous applause” has never been so strongly felt

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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What I don't get is why they didn't ask for shelter and mutual rebuilding. Surely that would have been a better deal?

the one thing (there's actually many things) that i don't understand about The Hobbit is how the people of Laketown insisted that they be given anything from Erebor immediately after the dragon died?

like, the dwarves just got there! they literally only just got inside this giant city in a mountain:

-1/4 (upper levels) destroyed from Smaug rampaging around

-they need to bury their dead

-Thorin said he would begin trade so everyone flourished

-Bard [understandably] actively voiced against Thorin

-inventory needs to be made of everything, including the dead

-food??? can they eat first? they just kicked a dragon out!

but then the people of Laketown are portrayed as victims of circumstance, instead of survivors that know how to make plenty out of nothing, when they're being greedy! how can 9 dwarves and 1 hobbit physically bring down enough coin to pay for anything, nevertheless rebuilding a whole city like Dale????

also, there are (at the time Bard comes to demand [DEMAND!!] payment) 13 dwarves and 1 hobbit inside a city to hold 1 million+ people. how can any of this happen?? it's stupid and Thorin (however afflicted with Dragon sickness) was right to give them nothing at the moment. the people of Laketown could have waited until more dwarrow came and renovations and trade agreements could be made.

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Bard spent his whole life feeling like no matter how bad things were he didn’t deserve to grieve because he got a less raw deal than many of his peers. A sensation which was only heightened when his community was destroyed and his family displaced in the same event which led to him becoming a fucking King. He deserves at least one agonized scream into Thranduil’s bare chest. It would be good for him.

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a whole page of filis! (+ bonus kili because if they’re apart for too long they’ll get separation anxiety)

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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

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if there’s one aspect i could criticize about the writing of teen wolf it’s the in depth backstories of each character only to never talk about it again or develop it any further.

liam’s ied and past school? only used as a prop to further the plot and create conflict (angry man go punch!)

isaac’s abuse and claustrophobia? only mentioned/showed how it effects him one time outside flashbacks (motel california)

theo’s growing up and manipulation with the dread doctors? never mentioned, only lightly brushed over in incoherent flashbacks (yes it shows him being guilty for taking tara’s heart, but not the dread doctors effect on him and torture for him to get where he was)

stiles’ nogitsune trauma? only brought up as a joke after the fact (“i once had a demon living in my head LOL”)

derek hale’s past with grooming by kate? only used to show they know each other, not why what she did was wrong or harmful (doesn’t show the harmful nature of grooming and how derek’s trust would be forever altered because of kate’s abuse of his)

malia living like a coyote for the first ?17? years of her life because she “killed” her own family? “omg you can’t take her anywhere! she likes to eat deer🤣🤣”

allison’s mom killing herself cause she’d rather be anything but a werewolf? mentioned maybe a couple times afterwords

it seems as though they attempt to make the characters deep and thought-out but toss aside the trauma they have given them in order to further the new villian of the week and constant conflict. sometimes i wish that the characters made decisions in conjunction with their prior trauma or showed symptoms of how these events effected them because it’s no secret that they would. i understand that it’s a lot to ask for a super precise and detailed description of how every character is feeling, but with 24 episodes a season, tossing in a couple reflective scenes couldn’t have hurt. i fear that their constant need to one-up their villains took away from the personality and characterization of the show as it kept running.

(this is why i love this fandom so much, because yall do! thank you to the writers who write realistic ptsd or lingering effects of major events)

ok i’m done now thank you @thiamsxbitch for inspiring this rant

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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The Adventures of Fun Uncle Jaskier™ and his Pocket-Sized Princess™

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Hold Still, We Just Want to Kidnap You

Title: Hold Still, We Just Want to Kidnap You

Author: Ellegy42

Status: Complete

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary:

"Excellent," Joe says brightly, "new guy is not only insane, he's also a cultist." Alec rolls his eyes. "I'm not a cultist." "Just part of a secret society, working to save the world from demons or something, right?" That is an extremely accurate description of the Shadowhunters, if not the Shadow World as a whole. Alec stares evenly at Joe until he registers the fact that the answer to that question is very clearly yes.

Note: Crossover with The Old Guard

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34805494

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Body Swap AU

Star Wars AU #16: Obi-Wan and Anakin touch a mysterious force artifact in the archives that apparently doesn’t do anything. They go to sleep that night with their respective partners (Cody and Padme). When they wake up that morning:

On the Negotiator: Padme wakes up as Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan wakes up as Cody.

In an Apartment on Coruscant: Cody wakes up as Anakin. Anakin wakes up as Padme. 

I’m assuming the force powers stay with the body because a) Midichlorians in the blood and b) WAY more entertaining. Featuring scenes such as:

Padme freaking out about waking up in bed with a random clone and things levitating.

Cody freaking out about waking up in bed with SENATOR AMIDALA and throwing everything to the ceiling/out the window. 

Padme (as Obi-Wan) enjoying Male Privilege.

Padme getting a headache from the force/ feeling clone suffering.

Obi-Wan (as Cody) feeling cold and isolated without the force.

Obi-Wan enjoying the constant low-level body contact that comes with having a million brothers.

Cody (as Anakin) handling this whole superpower thing pretty well, jeez Skywalker get it together.

Cody getting slightly angry with a droid and exploding it with his mind. Getting extremely freaked out while the boys cheer because he got angrier that last week at Rex for stealing his favorite socks. Is he going to explode Rex with this mind?!?

Obi-Wan: “Of course not, don’t be absurd. It takes far more energy to influence a living being.”

Anakin: 

Cody: “AM I”

Anakin: “I might have…exploded one or two people with my brain as a kid. Please don’t tell Obi-Wan.”

Codu: “HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO!”

Anakin: “Try not to think about anything too hard. And if you do get angry, find something to destroy with your bare hands ASAP.”

Cody: “DAMN BITCH, YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?!?!”

Anakin:

Cody: “you…live like this”

Cody briefly wearing a force suppressing cuff and literally feeling like he’s being tortured to death

Cody finding Chancellor Palpatine very creepy.

Anakin (as Padme) enjoying feeling pretty cause he has a whole team of handmaidens getting him ready with almost no effort on his part.

Anakin not being competent at Senator stuff.

Anakin missing the force but…not as much as he thought he would.

Padme learning a valuable lesson about the reality of war.

Obi-Wan learning a valuable lesson about connecting with others.

Anakin learning a valuable lesson about solving problems without the use of physical violence.

Everyone kind of awkwardly waiting on Cody to learn a valuable lesson because the artifact gave a clear glowy signal when they figured out their things, but Cody’s too busy freaking out over the fires he keeps starting with his brain and the nightmares he has of melting into a boiling sea and drowning in the tears of his brothers while a creature with too many eyes stares at him from a mirror-

Anakin: “Oh yeah, those happen sometimes. Try eating a lot of cheese and going for a really fast drive in a speeder without a roof. If that doesn’t work, find an empty place to just, you know, scream.”

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a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because I’m used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but I’m so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he’d come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess.

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Daydreaming about a scenario wherein Yen needs to get into this fancy court party but only powerful aristocrat couples are allowed in so naturally, she goes with her husband Viscount Julian of Lettenhove

Meanwhile Geralt is sulky and upset because Yen was throwing him smug looks the entire time she was dressing his bard with fancy clothes and calling him her darling husband and poor Ciri is dealing with all of it back at camp

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Geralt: you're beautiful

Jaskier:

Jaskier: witcher eyesight mustn't be as good as the rumors say because it took you over 20 years to notice