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She didn't get to go first :(

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Incorrect Star Wars Quotes Dump #2

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Dooku: Obi-Wan was your friend, are you so ready to forgive his murder? 

Anakin: It’s sad but, we can always find new friends

Ahsoka: And, to be honest, he was a little moody 

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Fennec: The old man died of natural causes

Boba: But his son?

 Fennec: That was not quite so natural 

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Rex: Are you an idiot? 

Fives: No sir, I’m a dreamer

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Kylo: I’m volunteering for the witness protection program

Hux: Kylo, you didn’t witness any crime

Kylo: I killed my father, I saw the whole thing

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Echo: You know, I’m trying to stay positive

Echo: But, uh...I’m pretty sure this is where we die

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Wolffe: Would you call me selfish?

Cody: No, not to your face

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Obi-Wan: I have never been more proud of you for anything in your life 

Anakin: I won a lot of battles for you

Obi-Wan: And yet, the war has still continued 

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Fives: This is my little brother, Boba 

Fives: He knows we can’t afford new clothes so he just doesn’t grow 

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Rey: I just want you

Kylo: Well, it’s too late for that, I’m dead 

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Pong Krell: Are you crying?

Dogma (clearly crying): No!

Pong Krell: There's no crying in a war!

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Echo: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where's Fives?

Tech: Let me explain.... No, there is too much, let me sum up

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Rex: If you don't do what I say, you can end up like our little buddies in the Empire over there. Locked up. Take a look, do they look happy?

Gregor: No

Wolffe: They look sad

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Obi-Wan: I expect nothing and I'm still let down

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Ezra: I'm never going through puberty

Hera: Of course you will, honey. But we're a family of late bloomers, I didn't until I was 14 nor did Sabine

Ezra: Why does that matter? I'm adopted

Kanan: *slamming drawers* What? Oh my gosh, who told you?!

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Tech: We can't just kill it (Zillo Beast)

Echo: What are we supposed to do with it? Snuggle?

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The fact that they kill off my favorite fictional character of all time in the season finale, exactly ONE DAY after I got my wisdom teeth removed

I was in pain emotionally and physically that day

And it took me a full two weeks to recover from both

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Let's normalize honking at people who don't leave the drive thru fast enough after they got their food

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THANK YOU

adult star wars fans need to learn that not every single piece of media released has you in mind as their audience and that is okay. just because it is within your interests does not mean it was made for you and that it should cater to only you.

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So I was watching Encanto

And towards the beginning before Antonio gets his gift, Mirabel gives him that stuffed animal and mentions he always been an animal guy, and then he gets his gift and it involves animals.

Does that mean everyone gets a gift based on their interests?

Like Luisa liked exercise/weight lifting, Isabela liked flowers, Pepa liked meteorology, Camilo liked...identity theft

Does that mean the reason Mirabel didn't get a gift was because she was a lazy underachiever who didn't try to get a hobby?

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Why does Din Djarin with Grogu give off the same vibes as Winston with Ferguson

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Kanan calling Maul grandpa in Twilight of the Apprentice Part 2 gives me life

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Warning!

Obi-Wan Kenobi Spoilers ahead!!!!

I'm sorry but Darth Vader/Anakin saying "Then you will die" to both Ahsoka and Obi-wan in a fight where they break his mask is so freaking sad??? but also just fantastic???

And Vader telling them both he destroyed Anakin???

*french kiss* the parallels between these fights are immaculate and I'm so here for it

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The fact that Anakin's lightsaber got buried in the sand twice

And the fact both times happened on a planet he probably (but most definitely) hates with every fiber of his being

It's something I'll never get over

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My Favorite Underrated Trope

Character A doing a perfect impression of character B + Character B saying that doesn't sound like them

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Watching AOTC and I had a thought

Fennec Shand is Boba Fett's Zam Wesell

I will die on this hill

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Dear Microsoft Word

Please stop acting like you know grammar

Cordially,

A very tired and exasperated writer

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Incorrect Star Wars Quotes Dump

Slight tw? Idk there is brief mentions of death\suicide, just keep your eyes out 

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Fives: We are going to use impulse control, which is the practice of controlling one’s impulses

Fives: For instance, I look down and see that roach there and I tell myself 

Fives: I can’t eat that 

Rex: Do I need to slap you in the face?

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Obi-Wan to Satine: Baby, You look ravishing tonight

Anakin to Padme: Baby, all your facial parts, they’re in the right spots

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Rex: This had better be good Fives, I just shined these shoes

Rex: That and the fact that you and Echo aren’t dead, I’m borderline furious

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Ahsoka: Do you believe in God Obi-Wan

Obi-Wan: I believe in Hell and I’m in it 

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Mace Windu: Did you break somebody’s nose? 

Ahsoka: Yes, I did. Thank you

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Cody: Gosh, I love that in a woman

Rex: What? Passion?

Cody: Violence 

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Omega: Oh my gosh, it’s you. The real you. The fleshy you. I love you

Omega: Do you have any idea how much I love you?

The entire Bad Batch: I think I do now...

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Echo: Fives, we’re in a hallway, staying close to the wall doesn’t make us invisible

Fives: Agree to disagree

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Anakin: Just so you know, if you go to prison, Snips, I will not wait for you 

Ahsoka: You won’t have to, I’ll escape. We both know that

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General Grievous: My philosophy of self defense has a lot to do with running as fast as I can 

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Fives: I’m gonna go get snacks, who’d like snacks?

Dogma: I’d like an apple, thanks

Fives: I said snacks

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Satine: Eventually Anakin is going to find out about us

Obi-Wan: I’ve seen his detective skills. That could take years

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Rex: If you told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly  

Jesse: Yes, sorry

Cody: No, no, let’s keep it suicidal 

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Obi-Wan: I can’t believe you slept with Padme!

Anakin: I thought you didn’t see anything 

Obi-Wan: They’ll hang you. And then they’ll hang me for letting it happen

Anakin: Well, more chance we’ll be killed here and take it with us to the grave 

Obi-Wan: That’s a comfort 

Anakin: So you’re good?

Obi-Wan: Yeah

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First draft romance

I step into the library, the sound of my heels echoing in the room. “I knew you would find me soon enough.” A deep voice says. He drags his fingers down my exposed back. “I apologize for not asking you for a dance.” Lucien whispers in my ear. “But I had business to attend to.” I hold my breath, scared to move even an inch. 

Lucien ran his hand across my back again as he stepped in front of me, watching me like lion stares at its prey. “You don’t scare me.” I tell him defiantly, tilting my chin upward. 

A smirk crosses Lucien’s face as he reaches forward to play with a loose strand of my hair, his calloused fingers brushing against my cheek. “My orchid,” he mumbles, stepping closer so our bodies were barely touching. “I wasn’t trying to scare you.” He grabs my chin, tilting it up further as his lips threaten to brush against mine. “I was trying to seduce you.”  

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Random Star Wars AU

Au where all the clone commanders (or captains, rip Rex) have separation anxiety when away from their generals