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Garrett's last episode before he moves to Los Angeles, Mike catches us up on his latest adventures, and we touch on our passions and hopes for the future. This is Useless.

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We reflect on Comic Con, Mike gets excited for the Gathering, "Seinfeld" gets Garrett excited for TV, and serial killers invade the show. This is Useless.

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This week we discuss the changing world of Comic Con, Mike's July adventures, and our robot body futures, all with a special guest. This is Useless.

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Garrett's back from Hawaii and the guys talk about movies, Billboard Top 100, sports and sports entertainment, and Olga the killer princess. This is Useless.

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Mike's latest horrors, 90s cartoons, and a Canadian hitchhiking robot. This is Useless.

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After a warm up of current events and movies we dig deep in some religious dirt. This is Useless.

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Mike becomes The Rock, Garrett dreams of breakfast cereal, and we discuss the worst of horror. This is Useless.

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The beauty of Wondercon, Jordan couture, the Church of Stone, getting old, and the continuing Dr. Who controversy. This is Useless.

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The sounds of silence, followed by the sounds of horror, and a discussion on the integrity of a child's claim to fame. This is Useless.

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Mike goes on a journey to a natural foods convention and the Museum of Death, while Mexican drug cartels build their own museum of death, gladiator style. This is Useless.  

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Mike and Garrett catch up on a couple busy weeks and finish it off with schizophrenia around the world. This is Useless.

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Mike wants to make a Goonies House of Horror, we talk Kanye and what it means to be a celebrity, including Will Smith's admission of his biggest failure. This is Useless.

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Mike visits a nostalgia shop, we get into video games (again), and finish it off with childhood movie memories. This is Useless.

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Lets start with kidnapping, take a walk with some Neo-Nazis, and get knee deep in Wrestling. This is Useless.

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Join Garrett and Mike for a discussion of how much (or how little) the New Year means to them, followed by some serious villain talk and our enduring love of Star Wars. 

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Come on a journey through a forest of tangents related to Christmas, Christmas movies, Christmas food, Christmas presents, Christmas...This is Useless. 

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This week, Mike and Garrett dive deep into fame, money, wrestling, and Australian whale surfers. This is Useless.