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Good news : My fixation on Stranger Things Eddie Munson is rapidly fading

Bad news : It's because I started playing Genshin Impact

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Eddie helping Robin come up with a plan to win Nancy over.

(They're idiots and the plan is terrible and is going awfully until Nancy finds it written down because Eddie forgot to hide it. She decides to play along and pretends it works as if she wasn't already smitten with Robin)

((Eddie takes credit for the plan "working" anyway))

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I love you Oblivious Steve and Flirtatious Eddie but I also need StillGotIt Steve and Inexperienced Eddie; Confident Steve and ShyIfYouFlirtBack Eddie; Steve who's researched the ways of the gays after becoming besties with a lesbian and understanding he was bisexual himself and Eddie who's just like idk dude I just wanna kiss boys

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listen i know we’re all fans of the “oblivious steve / knows whats up eddie” dynamic, but i dont know why bc “oblivious eddie / knows whats up steve” is Infinitely Funnier. just

eddie : aahhh i have fallen for another straight boy, when will my common sense come back from the war

meanwhile steve, talking to robin : it will be a fall wedding and we will wear red ties

like im just saying eddie was talking abt stancy getting back together while steve was staring at his lips, and i think we should appreciate that dynamic more idk

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Eddie regularly sleeps at Robin's place post s4 bc he doesn't want to go back to his trailer, Dustin finds out and tells Steve they're dating.

Steve obviously knows they're not but Dustin keeps teasing him bc he's jealous and at some point Steve realises he's right, he had been acting jealous and kinda mean to Eddie over this.

Personal crisis ensues as Steve understands there's more to it than thinking Robin is replacing him, and he feels stupid for still having a crush on his lesbian best friend.

Steve goes to Robin to explain the situation to her and she just starts laughing at him and calling him a dingus, because it's clearly not her he's jealous over and has a crush on.

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Eddie Munson Mythbusting

Rings are not cold if someone is wearing them - no matter how big the rings might be, they're still made of metal and will still conduct the wearer's body heat. If you're writing Eddie's rings as being/feeling cold, then you're writing vamp!Eddie fic without even realizing it.

Eddie's skull bandanna is not a queer hanky-code hanky. No, really. Metalheads and other rock-loving folks have been wearing that shit for YEARS. If I see ONE MORE 'you know what his bandanna means, why aren't you writing him like this?' post, so fucking help me

Handcuffs are kinky, yes, but they are also FASHIONABLE - and have been considered stylish accessories by everybody from Sid Vicious to Bon Jovi. So like - the handcuffs dooooooon't necessarily mean what you think they mean.

If Eddie is a sadistic dom, it's because you choose to write him that way, not because of a bandanna he probably wipes his nose with

Top and dom are not even remotely the same thing. Same thing goes for sub and bottom. These terms are not interchangable and DO MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS.

Physical abuse and BDSM are not the same things. If you're going to write this stuff and you have no experience with it? RESEARCH. Barring personal experience, deep-dive research is your bestest friend for this particular subject matter.

Also, these little details might just seem like toythings to you, and not a big deal? But some of this stuff is a major part of people's lives and existences and identities. Please show some respect for these characters and their unique truths.

Thanks for coming to this brief Ed Talk.

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Fruity four rambling chart

(With too much explanations and unnecessary Ronance & Steddie additions)

Nancy: Very rarely rambles if at all, self-disciplined herself out of doing it when she was in high school. (Catch herself rambling about Robin one day and that's when she understands she has feelings for her.)

Steve: Rarely rambles and only does so when he's nervous. When Steve rambles he cuts himself off and apologizes, courtesy of his dad telling him he was too loud and he should keep quiet at the table when he was a kid and his mom never having the time to listen to his rambles and being terrible at pretending to do so. (When he cuts himself off Eddie just stares at him until he resumes his thoughts)

Robin: Rambles when she's excited, nervous or frustrated or feeling whatever really, tries to stop herself because she's self-conscious about it but never realises she's doing it until she’s well into her rant. (Is especially self-conscious around Nancy because she never rambles, until she tells her to not hesitate to cut her off and Nancy refuses because she thinks it's cute)

Eddie: Rambles when he's excited about something with the energy of a 10yo because Wayne always used to listen with interest when he was a kid so he never grew out of it and isn’t self-conscious about it (until he does it around Steve who just stares while smiling, effectively turning Eddie into a shy blushing mess)

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Still mad that, after Eddie gives his speech about how he's jealous of Steve because he's just so cool and perfect while he's a coward and Steve says "Give yourself a break man", the writers decided Eddie cutting him off with the Stancy agenda (for absolutely no reason) was better than Steve telling Eddie he wasn't a coward and that he was also jealous of him

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*clears throat*

How did Corroded Coffin already exist to perform at a middle school talent show when Eddie is older than the rest of the members ? Even assuming Eddie formed a band with 11yo when he was 13, Gareth is a junior in s4 which means he & Eddie weren't even in middle school together

Was Corroded Coffin composed of other members who disbanded when Eddie failed to graduate ? Did they keep in touch ? Did they disband before graduation and Eddie kept the name when he formed a new band with the new members ? Does that mean Eddie came up with the name ? Did Eddie also design a Corroded Coffin logo and t-shirts like he did with Hellfire?

Was Corroded Coffin lacking a drummer until Gareth started HS and met Eddie or did he have to replace someone who graduated and/or quit ? Does Gareth wearing the flannel shirt Joseph Quinn tried on for Eddie implies he gave it to him ? Is Jeff Eddie's bestie because he's older than Gareth and therefore probably has known Eddie the longest ? Is Gareth the bestie ? Is "Freak #1" the bestie ? What's his name ? His age ?

Are we going to see Corroded Coffin again ? At least are we going to see them in Hellfire's D&D sessions ? Are they sad Eddie is missing ? Did Dustin tell them he died ? Does Gareth beats himself up for giving up Dustin's name because Jason was hurting him ? Does he need a hug ? Are he and Dustin good friends ?

I HAVE QUESTIONS

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Eddie pretending he doesn't keep an eye on Red when she skateboards (because both of them would agree it's lame) but appearing out of nowhere to check on her everytime she takes more than 5 seconds to get up after a fall

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Based on @to-be-deleted ‘s idea of the fruity four with Robin + Nancy judging Eddie + Steve for smoking

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Here's a satan worshipper metalhead hiding behind his bestie the pretty perfect popular cheerleader who kicks ass.

I'm aware this would have never been their dynamic bc the Duffers are boring and cowards but they're dead so !! I can do what I want because we were robbed !!

Give it some love on twitter or laugh at me for working for over a month on something that will never get any traction

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A sketchy lil thing based off this post about how Steve & Eddie hold their cigarettes/joints

Feat. Bonus Robin

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I saw people saying Jason was crazy & an idiot & whatever for thinking Eddie killed his friend on the lake but like... the only thing he got wrong is that the dude using powers to kill someone without touching them wasn't Eddie but an invisible being in an other dimension, so he really wasn't that far off, and the truth was even less believable.

I mean he's still an a absolute asshole for going after Eddie the first time solely bc he was in denial about Chrissy not going to him for help, but I can "understand" he decided to go after him when he genuinely believed he was Vecna, even if he used religion instead of D&D to explain what he saw.

Anyways, kinda felt bad for him until vol2, him tackling Erica and not letting Lucas explain, risking Max's life in the process even tho he wanted to save her, stripped him of the pity I had for him. (Yet an other thing I disliked about vol2)

Also his death was absolutely ridiculous. I know they didn't want Lucas to kill him bc he's a human being but surely they could have just made him flee this cursed town if they didn't want to bother with a redemption arc or having him there next season.

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Eddie being resurrected as Kas by Vecna and becoming his sidekick, he helps him survive not because he's being mind controlled (Vecna is too weak for that now) or is scared Vecna would kill him if he didn't, but because he accessed Vecna's mindspace while he was resurrected and he knows Max is trapped in there, so he decides to keep him alive until the rest of the party saves her (which is difficult considering at first they think Eddie isn't himself anymore and he's just manipulating them so they don't kill Vecna)

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Nancy: I'm going to visit prison for an investigation

Eddie: omg can you say hi to my dad for me?

Steve: Oh so now it's okay for people to meet your dad

Eddie: Steve, for the last time, we are not going to prison so you can meet my dad

Robin: does he work there ? That's pretty cool

Nancy, quietly: he doesnt work there

Robin: Then why is he- Ooh. Nevermind. Can I come ? It'll be romantic

Nancy: Visiting prison together isn't a date

Robin: It's romantic if we do it together

Nancy: It's really not

Eddie: Eh, I'm kinda with Buckley on this one

Steve: Oh so now it's romantic to go to prison together

Eddie: Fine, Steve, if you insist. Let's go rob a bank together and fail miserably

Steve: That's not what I meant

Eddie: Fine! Let's go rob a bank together and not fail miserably

Steve: No- just no. Please don't. Forget I said anything.

Eddie: Robbing banks together is hella romantic though

Robin: Totally hot. Hey Nance, if we can't go on a prison date can we go on a heist date instead?

Nancy, groaning in her hands: ...I'm going alone and no one robs anything while I'm gone, got it?

Robin: I would never rob a bank without you <3

Eddie: so are you gonna say hi to my dad or ...?

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Eddie and Steve smoking cigarettes together but Eddie is holding it like a joint and Steve is holding it like a wine mom

(And Robin is listing all the negative effects of smoking in the background, fanning Nancy with her hands, who's yelling about 2nd hand smoking)