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I’m tryna find this fic I was reading but I can’t find it. Basically what happen is Stiles saved the Hales from the fire when he was eight but no one knows it’s him and pretty much at the moment they’ve just finished dealing with the nogitsune and everyone wants to interrogate him especially Talia. When something happens leading to Peter seeing this tattoo Stiles has on his back as a reminder of the hale fire. The tattoo being like a triangle with a red hoodie in it or something anyway this causes Peter to remember the events of the fire but also the fact that no one else knew of the boy in the red hoodie that stayed with him until help came because he was to weak to help him himself and Peter realises why Stiles always seemed so familiar. Why he was always comfortable around him and why he always wanted to protect him but yeah I want to finish reading the story but I can’t find it if anyone knows of it could you please let me know.

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Can't risk it, bestow upon me thy secrets of creativity O' Mighty Duck

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Imagine Your OTP: Coffee Date

Person A: Yeah, I could go for some coffee. I'll have a caramel iced latte with whipped cream and...

Person A *whispering*: Hey, how do you want your coffee???

Person B: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Person A *still whispering*: Got it...

Person A: He'll just have a glass of milk

Person B: Hey-wha-that's not...I-

Person A *pressing a finger to their lips looking directly at their eyes*: Shh, drink your milk..

Person B: I-

Person A *raising the the glass of milk *: Drink your milk

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Stiles and Derek sitting down in coaches office for Eli’s Parent/Teacher Interviews:

Coach: Bilinski!....What are you...

Coach: Who’s parent are you?

Stiles and Derek share a look while coach checks the schedual:

Coach: mhm....mhm....

Coach sees Eli Stilinski-Hale under 6:45pm: 

Coah: yeeeeaaaah....that checks out

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Arthur: you bring out the worst in me

Merlin: what is that supposed to mean?

Leon: he means you make him sacrifice anything and everyone for you, for your happiness, for what you expect Arthur to be as king.

Gwen: It's actually his best personality trait, but Arthur's mind is twisted because of Uther.

Gwaine: yeah. I mean, It's nothing special. Anyone would give anything for you, Merls.

Merlin: wtf is going on?

Gaius: it's an intervention.

Arthur: why? So that Merlin finally starts appreciating himself?

Gaius: the intervention is for both of you.

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5sos x Internet (livestream edition)

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Do you guys think Simon can determine how Wille is doing mentally just by the state of his hair alone?

Simon: Damn.

Felice: What?

Simon: All his hair is combed back...

Felice: Who, Wille?

Simon: Yeah, if he has the cute side fringe out, he's having a good day. But if its all tucked away....he's- I just gotta go.

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Simon: You had a panic attack this morning, didn't you?

Wille: It's my hair, isn't?

Simon: Yeah, let's go mess it up, baby. 🙂💜

Wille: O-okej. 🥺🧡

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stiles: babe. be real with me. if i were a plain little rock on a beach would you pick me up and turn me over in your hand and marvel over how wonderfully ordinary i am. like really take the time to ponder how there isn’t necessarily anything special about me but that the very deed of choosing me out of countless other rocks raises me to a precious, almost sacred level of irreplaceability that is only accessible through the act of being seen and loved?

derek, using his claws to try and take out a small piece of lettuce from between his teeth: ummmm yah i think so

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Tony *after not sleeping for four days*: What if, and here me out, I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk.

Bruce * walking by taking the coffee from him*: How about we don’t go there.

Tony:

Bruce:

Tony: *pulls another jug out of nowhere and pours it in staring Bruce directly in the eyes*

Bruce: NO!!!

Tony: *scoops up a mouthful of coffee soaked cereal*

Bruce to Rhodey: You deal with him

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“What did you do?”

Stiles: Hey Der-

Derek: What did you do?

Stiles: Why do you think I did something?

Derek:

Stiles: Ok so I did something, but thats not why I called. I was gonna try and fix it first anyways before I called...

Derek: Then what’s with the text asking if I can get you some mountain ash, duct tape, a chimichanga and a cat about

Stiles:

Derek:

Stiles: Nothing...

Stiles: But on a completely unrelated note...did you get the stuff?

Derek:

Derek: I’ll bring it over, but you better have an explaintion

Stiles: Don’t worry, I’ll come to you

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“This is why we don’t give Peter coffee!”

Tony: Hey kid, you good

Peter: I’m sorry about the door Mr Stark

Peter: and the window

Peter: and that vase 

Peter: and the -

Tony: It’s fine kid, I already explain to the others that this is why we don’t give you coffee. I’m pretty sure they’ve leart their lesson and that both Capsicle, Legolas and possibly a few others are scarred for life.

Tony: Though that still doesn’t explain why your laying face down in the middle of the kitchen counter. 

Peter: well, you know how I told you about the window incedent a few nights ago when you asked about the black eye. 

Peter: Yeah, well while i was still hyped on coffee... I may have attempted to open the draw with the child lock on it, you know like the one in the training room, or the common room...and when i couldn’t I started to question everything in the universe.

Tony: I’m still not seeing how this relates to why your laying face down on the kitchen counter...

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: Did I say that I’m sorry about the roof?

Tony: What happened to the - 

Tony: PETER!

Peter: Bye Mr Stark

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Stiles: *shovelling 14 types of cake into his mouth to create the Ultimate Flavour* Lydia: Do you still want him as your husband? Derek: *gazing lovingly at Stiles, not even hearing a word she said* Lydia: Why did I volunteer?

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Thor: there are three ways to handle a situation. the right way, the wrong way, and the Loki way.

Sif: isn't that last one just the wrong way?

Thor: it's doing something that shouldn't solve the issue but ends up doing it and faster than the right way - but it can only work if Loki comes up with the plan and people do not tend to like Loki's plans

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Liam: We’ve been spying on Theo all day and he hasn’t done anything suspicious. Maybe he’s not evil.

Stiles: Liam, this is America. He’s guilty until proven innocent.

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kira: i'm immune to mean and hurtful words because scott says nice things to me every day and his love protects me

theo: i'm immune to mean and hurtful words because liam says mean things to me so i'm always prepared

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stiles: [tries to create a sense of calm by lighting incense, only to find out that the sticks were actually sparklers]

stiles: This is actually painfully on-brand for me.

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Merlin: Arthur and I don’t use pet names. Gwaine: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Merlin: Honey? Gwaine:  Merlin: Arthur: There you are you idiot Merlin: Really, I’m here. I thought I was there your Royal Pratness Arthur: A prat? Don’t mock me. Merlin: But you make it so easy. Gwaine: *clears throat* Merlin:  Arthur: Something you want to share with the class Gwaine. Gwaine: Just merlin, princess. Merlin: Gwaine: Don't you ever lie to my face again.