#hale

[j5daigada]

angy 💢

AF attack for @lunecifer

[jocollins]

Can't stop thinking about this

[sickness-stricken]

Alright folks, place your bets, is the book in this screen grab in the newest Lily Orchard video about incest?

DING DING DING DING DING

I’m pretty sure even people who ADMIT to having incest kinks don’t have this much of an internal catalogue of pieces of media that have incest in them good fucking LORD

[hattiestgal]

Like most of my gals, Hale here has very quickly become a doofus

[banshees-martin]

MY ACTUAL BABYGIRLS!!! ‼️🎀🙏

[theshadowfox254]

Stiles and Derek sitting down in coaches office for Eli’s Parent/Teacher Interviews:

Coach: Bilinski!....What are you...

Coach: Who’s parent are you?

Stiles and Derek share a look while coach checks the schedual:

Coach: mhm....mhm....

Coach sees Eli Stilinski-Hale under 6:45pm: 

Coah: yeeeeaaaah....that checks out

[salemsvlog]

Sometimes “I’m just a girl” means search for 100 time Stiles is push out of the Hale Pack and Sterek angst on AO3 with hopes that there is a new gut-wrenching fanfic waiting for you to end the day crying.

[cups-of-jade]

It's Hale. Hale's here. @goopypanther (🔗Comms • 🔗Ko-Fi • 🔗Linktree)

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[fandomnsfw]

Pack Mom pt.2 - Derek Hale x Reader

Pairing: Derek x Reader

Prompt: Request! – Liam starts getting jealous when Isaac gets more attention than him, soon it becomes a competition between them that you decide to indulge in. (Also inspired by Woman – Honne.)

Warning: None! Just FLUFFFFF!

ENJOY!!

*****

“Isaac honey can you pass me the butter.” You muttered as you grabbed the bread from the cupboard.

“Okay Mama!” He smiled as he grabbed the butter from the fridge bouncing over to you as you grabbed a knife out the draw.

“Thank you baby.” You smiled at him softly ruffling his hair. You started buttering the bread placing different ingredients on each sandwich. Lydia and Erica had a BLT. Liam, Mason, Cory and Stiles had a PBJ and Derek, Isaac and Jackson all had plain cheese and ham. You had a peanut butter and Nutella fried, kind of like grilled cheese. When you were frying your sandwich you heard yelling start from the front room.

“No fair! It’s my turn!” Liam screeched.

“NO IT’S NOT!” Scott scoffed before you heard more shuffling.

“Ow don’t bite me!” Liam whined making you wince slightly.

“Actually I think it’s my turn.” Derek deadpanned as you heard more movement.

“Listen old man!” Jackson yelled angrily.

You switched off the hob before storming into the living room to see Scott, Liam, Jackson and Derek rolling around on the floor fighting over the Xbox controller. Your hand immediately went to your hips as you waited for them to notice you. Lydia was sat reading but she looked up to acknowledge you before going back to her book.

“DEREK!” You screamed eventually when you realized they weren’t going to notice you.

“Shit!” You heard him muttered before de-tangling himself from the boys.

“Scott get off your brothers!” You snapped as you tapped you bare foot against the floor. Once they were all stood in front of you, head down in an attempt not to test what patience you had left.

“Every time I start making food somehow you always seem to interrupt me by acting like morons!” You huffed angrily.

“The Xbox can go off now. Derek you can come pour me a glass of wine. Lord knows I need it. Scott you can finish the reading you have for school. Jackson how about you study for the maths test coming up. Ask Lydia for help if you need it. Liam you can come sit in the kitchen.” You ordered pointing at each one of them as you snapped your orders, Scott and Jackson groaned but did as they were told. You made you way back to the kitchen Liam following closely behind. You told him to sit at the breakfast bar while you got out the first aid kit. You wiped always the blood noticing the bite mark almost gone completely, which you were thankful for.

“Mama?” Liam murmured softly, a blush on his face.

“What baby?” You said as you threw the used antiseptic wipe in the bin.

“Can I have a hug?” He fiddle with the bottom of his shirt nervously as he waited for your response. You smiled but leaned over to hug him tightly. His head laying against your chest probably able to hear you heart beating. He hugged you back but the moment only lasted a few more seconds because you heard Isaac start talking.

“Mama I’m hungryyy.” He whined, a pout gracing his face. You pulled away from Liam and nodded before you went back to making food.

You glanced at Isaac and Liam as you went to turn the hob back on. You noticed that they were thoroughly glaring at each other which you thought was weird, shaking your head you chose the let it go.

After the pack has finished eating they went back to their houses, except Isaac who went upstairs to study, leaving you alone with Derek. You had college tomorrow but you didn’t feel like staying in your dorm with your overly happy roommate. You cuddled into Derek as he flipped through the films that were on the TV, his pick of film made you laugh. As much as he a Stiles bicker their love for Star Wars was always what had them chatting like they were best friends.

“I think you should move in with me.” Derek spoke after half an hour of silence through the film. You looked up at him shocked by the sudden statement, his eyes still glued on the TV like he felt embarrassed somehow.

“Oh really? Would you like to look at me and ask me instead of telling me?” You snorted, crossing your arms in playful anger.

“Y/N Y/L/N will you move in with me?” He huffed with false confidence as he gazed in your eyes.

“I would love to Derek. Now I need to sleep because I have class at 8. Night Der.” You muttered as you wandered up the stairs. You stopped at Isaac’s room to see him sprawled over his bed with his homework thrown everywhere which made you smile to yourself. You carefully moved the papers to his computer desk and threw his covers over him, brushing his curly hair away from his face. After making sure he was okay, you went to yours and Derek’s shared bedroom getting dressed into one on Derek’s tops before getting into bed.

*****

“Isaac breakfasts ready!” You screamed up the stairs as you checked the time once again. Isaac ran down stairs dressed and ready for school. He kissed your cheek before he sat down next to you digging into his breakfast.

“Thank you Mama.” He said with half of a piece of bacon hanging out his mouth.

“Isaac don’t talk with your mouthful. It’s rude.” You instructed your voice soft yet stern. He nodded and continued chewing his food before you realized it was already 7.30am. You got up and kissed Derek on the cheek, who was sat silently with a coffee in his hand. Isaac followed closely behind hoping into the passenger seat.

“I need to talk to Derek about getting you a car or a bike.” You muttered as the pulled away from the Hale house.

“I don’t need a car mama I’m fine.” Isaac whispered slowly like he was worried about how Derek would react.

“Yes you do and don’t argue with me. Derek will agree too. Everyone else has a way to get around so which would you prefer bike or car?”

“Mama I do-”

“I think a bike since you love riding with Scott.” You interrupted before he could reject the offer again. After that you and Isaac chose to stay quiet for the rest of the time in the car. When you arrived at Beacon Hills High School you got out the car to greet the pack which was making their way over to your car.

“Ma-Y/N shouldn’t you be at college?” Scott voiced as they stopped in front of you.

“I’m going after this. Derek said he would drop him off but it’s on my way so I thought I’d do it today. Plus I have some good news.” You stated before ruffling Liam’s hair which made him preen.

“I’m moving in full time with Derek.” You added after pulling your hand away from Liam.

“That’s awesome!!” Erica screeched making Stiles roll his eyes.

“Right I’ve gotta go. Liam be good everyone else looking after him and make sure you don’t fight. You know it may seem like play fighting to werewolves but to humans it looks brutal and I’m not dealing with another call from Natalie telling me you’ve earned yourself detention for 2 weeks!”

“Yes Mom.” They are voiced sarcastically.

*****

When everyone came over for dinner that night it wasn’t just the pack but also the parents, who had yet to find out about your new name. It happened when you were helping Melissa cook while the Sheriff, Chris and Derek sat around the breakfast bar chatting away.

“JACKSON GIVE IT BACK! MAMA!!!!” Stiles screamed as he chased Jackson into the kitchen. Everyone stopped to stare at you but you paid no mind.

“JACKSON! Put that down before I take away your new phone!” You yelled as you stirred the chicken pieces around the wok.

“What you didn’t buy that though!!” Jackson screamed angrily his foot stomping angrily.

“I’m sorry, what was that?” You responded, your tone calm with a sickly sweet smile joining as you turned to look at him.

“I mean! I’m sorry Stiles here’s your comic book and I love you Mama!” He replied in a rushed way that made you smirk.

“That’s what I thought now, boy’s front room I don’t wanna tell you twice.” You added as you watched the boys bicker as they walked into the front room. You turned your attentions to the 3 sets or wide eyes staring at you, realizing what you had done you blushed and picked up your glass of wine.

“I think we should leave the kids here and go into early retirement.” Noah snorted making Derek go deathly pale.

“So your pack mom now?” Chris added nodding in agreement as he did, you nodded before going back to food. Once dinner was ready you all moved to the dining room to sit down but then just like every aspect of your life turned into another argument.

“But you always sit next to Mama I wanna sit next to her today!” Liam whined his bottom lip sticking out slightly.

“No it’s my seat pipsqueak.” Isaac mocked as he made his way to the seat.

“Isaac you can sit next to Melissa.” Your voice made no room for arguments with made everyone stop awkwardly.

“Bu-”

“Isaac.” Was all Derek said as everyone finally started to situate themselves.

During dinner everything was full of chatter and laughs except Isaac who sat there pushing his food around his plate aimlessly. You knew what was happening Isaac had been the baby of the pack for years until Liam came along. You could tell he was jealous and they were competing but you also knew that you loved everyone in this pack equally, well except Peter because he’s a maniac and Derek who is possibly the love of your life.

You knew Isaac felt left out but he had to learn you weren’t just his. After dinner you started cleaning up but Chris and Noah quickly took over saying that you and Melissa should rest, so you did. As soon as you sat down Liam began speaking to you.

“Mama would you like a drink?” He asked hopefully.

“I can rub your feet if you want?” Isaac tried to interrupt.

“I could put on your favorite film if you want.” Liam grit his teeth as he smiled, as if trying to control his anger.

“Boys just sit down.” You groaned before flopping onto Derek’s chest.

That night the entire pack stayed over, the big house full of giggles and teasing but what got you the most was every 5 minutes Liam and Isaac asked if you wanted anything or tried to get your attention. By the time it was midnight you had enough of the bickering so you told everyone to sit down and watch a film or they could go to their own rooms. Thankfully they listened.

“Mama would you like some popcorn?” Liam asked gently as the movie got to about half way through.

“Mama doesn’t like salted popcorn.” Isaac snickered making you pause the film and tell Erica to turn the light on.

“Right I’ve had enough of this competing! I am not a toy that you can fight over nor am I everyone’s favorite lamppost to piss up!” You screamed angrily as you threw the remote controller onto the couch.

“I love you all equally! You are all my baby’s in some way! If you had two babies would you love them differently?” You added, your arms crossing over your chest as you tried to maintain calm.

“No.” Isaac muttered, his cheeks glowing red.

“Well then don’t expect that from me! I love you all the exact same amount!” You huffed before hearing Derek re-enter the living room. Everyone was staring at you with sad eyes but you knew it was because they all felt bad.

After everyone had gone to bed you and Derek made your way up to your bed room changing into one of Derek’s tops before sliding into bed with a sigh. Derek got in without a word kissing you passionately which made you squeak in surprise. One he pulled back he smiled down at you lovingly his thumb tracing circles on your cheeks.

“Thank you for being the best Pack Mom ever.” He whispered gently, his hands making their way into your hair.

That’s night Derek made love to you over and over again his love pouring out over and over until you were overloaded with his feelings.

This man is the love of your life and he gave you everything you ever wanted.

A family.

Part 1 <- -> Part 3(fin)

[chloe-skywalker]

Dating Jasper Hale/Cullen Would Include. . .

Masterlist

Twilight Masterlist

Requested: @Anon - Can u write Jasper Hale and fem reader dating headcanon

You  met when you were still human

Jasper immediately felt drawn to you

It was the only time that Jasper felt his power didn’t feel right to use without permission

It took him awhile to approach but nowhere near as long as it took Edward

All his siblings encouraged him to talk to you. They want him to be happy and maybe his mate could help with that.

What they weren’t expecting was you ended up also helping with his vampire side.

Which they were all grateful to no longer see Jasper struggling as much

Alice was excited when they came to town because of course she saw you in Jasper's future. (for sake of I love love Alice lets say she wother has her own mate or her and Jasper never got together romantically)

So she befriended you instantly. Which is how Jasper got to know a little about you before you both ever talked.

He helps you with school assignments

Carlise and Esme love you and think you make a great addition to the family, and your great for Jasper

Getting along with all his siblings. Even Rosealie love you and likes to steal you away with Alice to go shopping

You and Jasper first met and you were having a bad day and just so happened to be having an anxiety attack. Hiding it well but Jasper obviously could tell. It wasn’t how he planned to talk to you for the first time that day.

But Jasper used his power very lightly to help you destress

You both ended up skipping the entire period and just talked. Laughed even.

Jasper was genuinely having fun and enjoying himself

After that if you had the same class jasper sat next to you.

The two fo you got close rather quickly

When he told you about his secret you took it pretty well. You didn’t run screaming and you didn’t back away from him so he thought that it went very well.

You even asked him to stay the night afterwards

You radiate heat so having a very cold boyfriend was a plus

Loving to listen to Jasper talk about his life as a human and his time as a vampire.

Telling him flat out Maria was a bitch

Secretly feeling giddy when Jasper uses his southern charm on you

Jasper plans sweet intimate dates for the two of you

Loving his old fashioned gentleman ways (men need to learn some of those again, just sayin!)

Your parents/Parent love him, happy that their daughter found a true gentleman

You both like to be touching one another pretty much all the time

Even with Jasper powers he feels being with you is very calming

Jasper doesn’t like using his powers on you often, he doesn't like the idea of multipating you in any kind of way.

But even when he isn’t using his powers he has a calming effect on you.

You both talking about the future

So of course the subject of you turning has come up

If it means you’d have jasper by your side for eternity your all for it

Jasper has no problem with you becoming a vampire

He doesn’t want to live without you so it doesn’t bother him

Jasper has actually talked to Carlise about helping him be the one to turn you. Jasper wants to do it himself but he also doesn’t trust himself to stop.

It means the absolute world to you that Jasper wants to turn you himself and that he’s trying to work extra hard on his control so he can turn you.

Jasper helps you get through the change and helps you as a newborn

Your a pretty controlled new born which shocks the Cullens but it’s a pleasant surprise, to you as well.

Doing Vampire dates with jasper can turn very intimat

Going hunting together

Running together

Wrestling ;)

Him taking you to see new sights and places all around the world.

But he also still plans those dates that are simple still because you both love the simplicity of just being together, nothing fancy is needed when your together

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@gruffle1 @padawancat97

[roughridingrednecks]

Hale

[jocollins]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale Additional Tags: FBI Agent Stiles Stilinski, FBI Agent Derek Hale, Murder Husbands, but not really, Husbands, Overprotective, Blood and Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending, Protective Derek Hale, Protective Stiles Stilinski, anger issues, Idiots in Love, touch him and you die, Kinda Summary:

Stiles and Derek could get a bit overprotective over each other, especially if some idiot decided to hurt the other person. No one messes with their love without consequences.

[icenineporcupine]

[Persuasion] Convince Gale to close the book for a little while...

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Commission by the ever-amazing @monoidea of Gale and my warlock-cleric tav, Halescion. I'm blown away (gale'd away??) by how beautiful this turned out. Thank you!! ❤❤

[thedragenda]

It's @jrspore's birthday, so here is art of Hale doing a good bonk :3

[fan-stuff-and-things]

Happy Fireplace

Blue's happy chirps from his spot in front of the fire warmed Hale's heart. The fuzzy little guy had just finished his wiggle session, successfully disseminating blue into their white fur rug. It looked a little strange, but that was okay. Both rug and mutant could be brushed out. His tail flicked happily. Blue was proving himself the exception to many mutant rules. He didn't try to steal food, never made the wrong kind of sound, didn't even try to escape. And now, Hale realized that he emoted entirely like an animal. Human-raised mutants had the instincts and reflexes of their human parents. This lead mutant body language to be extremely similar to human body language, except when it wasn't. Those with different parts expressed with them, be they tails, fins, mobile ears, etc. Raptor was known to mantle over his food, for example. It was suspected the behavior was instinctual since no one had ever tried stealing it. Blue followed this trend, expressing with ears and tail like any wild creature. However, he never expressed like a human. All of his body language was that of a wild creature kept far too long in a cage, now treated with kindness for the first time in their life. Blue rolled over, curled onto his side. The blue lamb was tucked beneath his chin. It was the one object of his that he ever got a semblance of spicy about. The flicker of flame cast his scars as tiger stripes. Long legs kicked out in joy, firelight flashing off of claws. His happy rumble put a smile on Hale's face. It was always nice to see something which had been through so much find their place.

Masterpost

[the-storm-chaser]

(Continued from Here)

The girl looked up at the troll in what could only be described as terror. His hulking frame, that wide grin. If she hadn't a clue who or what this being was, she would have drawn her blade in less than a heartbeat...but she didn't, his answer confusing her somewhat.

'You...wait...Jack? The boy?!'

Fear turned to confusion, unsure what business the troll had with her nephew...or vice versa. The thought baffled her, struggling to come up with a reasonable explaination in her own head.

'Hold on...what do you mean he would sneak up on you?! For what reason?!'

The thought alone was idiotic, but he was still a child. Did he truely have no fear of the creature. Could they have been - no, surely they weren't friends...were they?!

@erratic-onslaught