#~demonic

[holy-hell]

ʟɪꜰᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴜɴᴄʜʟɪɴᴇ

karma/axel/grave

( it/he)

this blog will (hopefully) be used for coining demon/nonehuman terms and maybe flags

also pls go follow our besties!!:

@rabidbatboy

@peterstrahmspen

[demonboyhalo]

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

if you have even a dollar to spare, please consider donating to Alaikum's family.

they're a large family at only 10% of their goal to evacuate, and could use any help you can give!!

[greykolla-art]

Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.

[evilgoodguys]

...clearly, he's not jealous.

[mysillycomics]

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[liberumalas]

People having fun with Alastor's shadow, Part 1

[k-eke]

Careful ...

[fogmoo]

Lamb to the slaughter

[drowninnoodles]

Im thinking about this

thanks @tranquil-slaughterhouse

[xpxpxp13-alastor-roleplay]

The amount of joy human alastor and his mother gives me should be illegal

Artist

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.

Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist. Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 (end)

[trisiyamoon]

I need this duo🦌🍎

[sweetlemondream]

the angel and demon on the shoulder symbolism oh im sick

[bosspigeon]

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

[julsiemagne]

The one who has alastor on a leash is his barber and he's scared he's gonna get a haircut worse than that fuckass bob if he slips up on the deal