#~*I am the guardian (IC)*~
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torchickentacos · 3 months ago
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I'm playing the skryim dragonborn dlc and there was this cool little book, and it looked important, so I casually picked it up and read it and oh okay it just teleported me to an eldritch tentacle library dimension.
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normaltothemax · 3 months ago
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Tumblr Text Posts “Sorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.” (Gabe for Max)
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“Hm.” She sounds distracted, putting as much attention into her latest attempt at cooking as she possibly can; Max has already set off the fire alarm twice this week, and it’s only Thursday—her neighbours aren’t very happy with her (and that’s an understatement). But Gabriel is still recovering from the shit he went through, and she can’t afford takeout for every meal, especially not for two people. So she’s trying.
It’s not necessarily going very well, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
“You know, at this point, with the amount you’ve hyped yourself up, I’m starting to think you’re full of shit.” She flings a half-cooked noodle at his head. “It’s giving
‘the lady doth protest too much’.” Turning back to her noodles, she tries to hide a smirk. “I bet you’re secretly terrible at sex and you’re just trying to save face, at this point.”
@trickheaven (x)
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quincysmansiondaily · 5 months ago
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i know sigmund was arrested but im still uneasy about you going outside the mansion! what if you get kidnapped again!?
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"I have to stress that the events that took place During Sigmund's takeover were an isolated incident. I Am not as frail and dainty as you might believe me to be. I'll have you know I am quite capable of handling myself in those sorts of situations. Still, if it will ease your worries- I shall have Proto; the Guardian of Protection, accompany me to the market. he will simply appear as a large dog with a bit of outside adjustments."
~ Quincy 🎃
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wastedpotentialsblog · 2 years ago
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Throwback to the coldest bitch this icy moon has ever seen
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Something I just realized. Kridis is holding swords in her Stomp animation and her meditation stance in the trailers but doesn't hold them in the game. She can summon the swords in a quick melee, but when she stomps, she doesn't hold them like in that last screenshot
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thegirl-in3z · 1 year ago
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Groot's Sweet Treat
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dinomites · 1 year ago
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" La! La! If you're having a bad time... you should seek my master at the Ivory Pagoda!"
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byanyan · 11 months ago
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✧ ♡
send ✧ & i'll bold all that apply to your museă…€ă…€âˆ˜ ˚ ( accepting )
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bold is a definite. italics is a maybe/sometimes/depends on the situation.
I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. * ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧ I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).
*ă…€" only if i had to. in like, y'know. ...another one'a those situations. "
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fastfists · 2 years ago
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It's honestly Knuckles' fault for being the hot one in the group.
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"...?!?"
He is...not sure how to take this. It sounds innocent enough, after all his internal temperature is always hot — it's why he's usually the heat source for others or can withstand the cold.
However, he had enough experience now with Rouge to know that could have a double meaning and probably does. Even if the echidna would have to argue he's not...hot? Least he doesn't think he is that hot. Not that he's about to argue that point right now.
For now, just...silent and confused.
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candyriku · 1 year ago
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Just because I need to track this somewhere:
Writing Project To-Do List
-Finish JTSYS
-Knight/Prince AU
-Guardian Angel AU
-Retired Ballerinas Oneshot
-Ice Skating AU
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inkykeiji · 4 months ago
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purge me, purgatory
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character: caleb warnings: 18+ minors do not interact, pseudo-cest, noncon that turns into dubcon, a hint of dacryphilia, toxic masculinity, reader is a bit of a brat, size difference, manipulation, praise, caleb can get a little mean, nightmares, toxic relationship, power dynamics, pet names words: 5.3k
notes: i started working on this piece before caleb had even been released and i am SO glad i finally finished editing it. this also wasn’t supposed to be nearly as long as it became but alas, such is my curse (◞„◟) please heed the warnings above and stay safe!
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You know Caleb has nightmares. You’ve seen the toll they take on him: exhaustion hanging heavy over hunched shoulders, staining sunken eyes with rings of purple, face twisted into a grimace as he collapses in the chair across the table from you, an untouched bowl of apple oatmeal steaming in front of him.
“Another one?” you’d always say, voice so kind and cautious, so wan and worried, bottom lip caught between your teeth muddling the question. 
“Yeah,” he’d always respond, dragging a hand down his face as if he’s trying to scrub the fatigue from his features. “But don’t worry about me, pipsqueak. I’m okay.” 
You know Caleb has nightmares—but they’ve never been as bad as this one. 
Because tonight, it wakes you from your slumber, roused gently from sleep’s embrace by the rough whimpers seeping through the thin drywall separating your bedroom from his. 
They sound painful, terrified little noises that keep catching on the uneven hitches of his breath or splintering sharply in his throat, unintelligible pleads sprinkled throughout, too muffled for you to make out the content and chopped up by hiccups.
A dull, dense pang sears through your heart at his yelped out No!, emotion growing thick in your throat and stinging your eyes. Fingers curling in linen, you hug your blanket to your chest, a feeble attempt to quell the ache.
There’s nothing worse than hearing your big brother—your one and only protector, always—in such intense agony. 
And it isn’t stopping. 
It’s too much to bear, your nose beginning to twitch with the threat of tears, and you kick your legs free from your duvet, bare feet hitting cold hardwood a moment later. 
“C-Caleb?” your timid voice soaks into the wood of his bedroom door, followed by a soft rap of knuckles. “Caleb, are you alright?” 
You’re met with a deafening silence, so thick you swear you can feel it weighing down on your chest, lungs crushed beneath the force, ears ringing with it.
“Caleb?” you press your ear flush to the door, eyes squeezed shut in concentration—the ruffling of sheets, the quiet groan of a bedspring, and then, a sniffle. 
Something cracks in your chest, splits itself open so big and so wide it has you hunching over in pain, shoulders curling inward as if your body is trying to keep from tearing apart, one hand flattened over your sternum, the other gripping the brass doorknob.
Another sniffle and the knob is turning, the door falling open, your body stumbling through the threshold. 
Your breathing is laboured, ragged and unevenly shoved from your lungs by a rapidly palpitating heart, a choked version of his name mangling itself in your throat.
“Hey, sweetheart,” he says, but his voice is thin, weak, fragile, fingertips thumbing aggressively at his eyes, flesh mopping up remnants of teardrops.
It’s a tone of voice that you’ve never heard before, a tone that turns your blood to shards of ice in your veins, a tone that has unease blooming at the base of your spine, crawling up the notches one by one. 
Because Caleb has never been afraid before; you’ve never seen Caleb afraid before. Out of the two of you, he’s always been the strong one, the brave one, the ‘I-can-and-I-will-take-on-anything’ one. He’s always been your guardian angel, your watchdog, your shield from all the bad and scary things in the world. 
You thought he always would be—it is what he promised, after all. 
But right now he looks so small surrounded by a crumpled sea of cotton, tufts of hair clinging to his sweat-drenched temples, muscles tense and rigid, like a predator ready to pounce at the slightest hint of danger.
It has you rushing towards him, falling into his waiting arms—trembling, but safe—and clutching at the collar of his worn t-shirt. Instinctively, your face nuzzles into the crook of his neck, cedar and peppermint streaming down your throat to fill your lungs with him. Your chest swells with his essence, held deep within your core, a natural sedative, your heart beginning to slow.
Home; your big brother will always smell like home. 
You allow yourself another moment to steep in his scent before you finally pull back to look at him, hands clasped tightly around his neck, fingers toying with the strands of hair at the nape of his neck—a nervous habit for you, a calming sensation for him.
“What happened?” 
“Nightmare,” he chuckles, but the word is shaky. “Pretty standard stuff. Nothin’ to be concerned about, pipsqueak.” 
And his facade of nonchalant is good, but it isn’t good enough to fool you.
Frenetic eyes search his face, noting the sheen of cold sweat glazing his skin, the salt that has dried his lashes in thick spikes, the panic swimming in violet irises, concern weighting the corners of your lips. 
“Caleb,” you begin slowly, “you woke me up.” 
His brow furrows, eyes narrowing slightly.
“I
Did? Has that ever happened before?” 
And that’s all it takes, really, to have Caleb switching into his Big Brother Mode, stern and straight to business, the need to know if he’s disrupted your precious sleep before much more important than the terror he was experiencing mere moments ago, as if your comfort matters more than his own. 
“No,” your fingers push into his hair and his head dips, a hum vibrating in his chest. “This one was bad. I can tell.” 
“I’m fine,” he murmurs, his neck curving more, his forehead nearly bumping against your collarbone.
“I’m worried it’ll come back the moment you close your eyes,” you admit, nails raking along his scalp, a shiver coursing through his body, following your ministrations. 
“How many times do I gotta tell you? You don’t need to worry about me.” 
And although it’s supposed to be a reprimand, it comes out soft, no heat to his voice as his head follows your touch, tilting to the side and allowing your fingers more room to move.
He has told you, many times before in many different tones, but that doesn’t mean you’ll ever actually listen. 
It isn’t your fault; you can’t help how much you care for him.
“Just because I don’t have to, doesn’t mean I won’t,” you huff out, a bite to your voice. “It doesn’t matter how many times you say it; it isn’t going to stop me from caring about you, so you might as well—”
He looks up suddenly, brows knitted and eyes hard. 
“Who’s the big brother here, huh?” violet scours your face, his gaze bright and sharp, searching for an answer. “Who’s job is it to take care of who?”
“It is our job to take care of each other,” you say, palms flattening to the sides of his head and inhibiting him from looking away. “It’s a joint effort, Caleb.” 
The hinges of his jaw flex beneath your touch, a forceful sigh flaring his nostrils, his shoulders deflating a little in your stark stubbornness. An argument is nipping at the tip of his tongue, desperate to pry past his lips and reassert authority, but his teeth clench, molars grinding together. 
“Why don’t I stay with you tonight?” you continue, thumb smoothing out that thick vein in his forehead. “Might make you feel better if you’re not alone—kind of like the way we used to make blanket forts in the living room during really bad thunderstorms.” 
“Oh, you don’t have to do that—” 
“Come on,” you whisper, brushing a strand of damp hair back from his temple. “Let your little sister take care of you for once, yeah?” 
“I’m fine—I’ll be fine—”
“You always say I make everything better, so
” you shrug, eyes searching his. “Let me make this better. Please.” 
The sincerity straining your voice is potent, so much so that he swears he can feel it surrounding him in a suffocating embrace, soaking into his skin and permeating his muscles with something dense and heavy. It weighs him down, roots him to your aura, immobilizing him physically and mentally, the sweetest poison.
Swallowing, he looks away from your piercing eyes.
“It’s not—”
“Caleb,” you whine out, petulant, his name dripping out stringy and thick through a pout. “What is with this reluctance to allow me to take care of you every once in a while? It’s not fair.” 
You sound like a fucking child, and for a moment Caleb is transported back to your shared youth, that telltale pout a lethal weapon he has encountered many times before, that telltale pout a lethal weapon he has yet to find a defence from, an antidote for.
And you, well, you know this—he knows you know this, your infamous brattiness finally making an appearance, usually a foolproof way to get what you want from him, even it if comes with a hefty dose of reprimand. 
Your gaze, glassy and hard, is framed by furrowed brows, nose scrunched up in typical distaste.
His stare searches your own, and you hold your expression open for him—so willing, so wanting—his own eyes darkening with something you can’t quite place. A shiver skitters up your spine, but you swallow against the unease, continuing. 
“I want to help,” you say. “Please.” 
It isn’t right—he doesn’t need your help, shouldn’t need your help, fated to the role of big brother and, by extension, Man of the House; if anything, it should always be him comforting you. 
Well, that, and the undeniable fact that having you in such close proximity—so intimate, sharing a bed after a nightmare—is tantalizing, and that makes it dangerous. 
But he doesn’t know how to say any of that, how to thread those thoughts into sentences and push them from his disinclined tongue.
Or maybe he just doesn’t want to. 
Either way, it doesn’t matter, because in the end you get your way, just like you always do—just like he always lets you. 
“Alright,” he finally says, the word nothing more than a defeated huff of breath. “Alright.”
Disappointment sinks hard and heavy in his chest, and Caleb bites his cheek, disgusted with himself. It’s stupid to feel such dismay; he should be used to this by now. Maybe he had hoped that this time, he would be strong enough to deny you. How utterly silly of him to believe he was capable of such a feat.
“Gosh,” you roll your eyes, playfully nudging his nose with your own. “Don’t sound so excited.”
But your amusement is not contagious, Caleb’s expression steadfastly dismal, your smile fading as your brow crinkles in confusion.
“Hush, now,” he says, but his voice is gentle, pressing a chaste kiss to your forehead. “You need rest.” 
The numbers glowing on his nightstand indicate that yes, you do need rest, you both need rest, and you nod, allowing Caleb to manhandle the two of you beneath his blankets.
The delicate scent of warm toffee and fresh orchid engulf him, one of Caleb’s strong arms curled around your waist, slotting your back up against his chest.
“Sleep,” he instructs, the order rumbling his ribs, his voice low and gruff. “My little protector.” 
“Shut up,” you mumble, but your eyes slip shut. “You’ll be thanking me in the morning.”
But Caleb’s not so sure. 
Because despite your presence being warm and comforting and full of home, Caleb can’t fucking sleep. 
Because you are too fucking close. Abnormally close; inappropriately close, and it’s driving him up the Goddamn wall. 
He’s tried everything—first shuffling away a little, just to put a couple inches of space between your bodies; close enough for you to still feel his presence, and for him to still feel yours, but not too close to be considered indecorous. 
When that didn’t work, when your body sensed the loss and instinctually sought out his own, Caleb shoved himself so his back was pressed flush to the drywall—as far as he could possibly get without physically removing himself from the bed entirely—but that didn’t help, either. 
Because you’re like a little magnet, attracted to his body heat, burrowing through wrinkled sheets to glue yourself to his form as if it is natural, normal, entirely intuitive. 
Even in sleep, you’re greedy. 
Caleb supposes he’s even worse. 
Caleb could, realistically, turn away from you—present you with his sculpted back and protect his front from your unconscious attacks; or leave the bed entirely, opting to sleep on the too-small, too-scratchy sofa in the living room downstairs so he doesn’t have to worry about hands with minds of their owns—hands desperate to touch and grope and mark, hands that can’t keep to themselves. Caleb could wake you up and firmly insist that you go back to your own bed, exercising his Big Brother Authority and overruling any and all of your rebuttals and arguments—but he doesn’t, because he can’t. 
Because he’s fucking weak, weak to his own wicked whims, a slave to his sins, drowning in his own desire. It’s too good of an opportunity to give up, his deepest, darkest indulgences presented to him on a platinum platter, crafted by the devil himself. And Caleb isn’t strong enough to resist it’s enticing allure, ironclad willpower melted to sticky silver in the heat of your body, seeping from your flesh into his, poisoning his blood and his brain.
That’s what you do to him; you eat up his logic and spit it back out, mangled and gross, you consume his highly prized self respect and military-grade discipline and reduce him to something desperate and degenerate. 
And eventually, finally, his worst nightmare comes true. 
It’s stifling in his bed, the fabric of his t-shirt damp with sweat—yours, his, does it matter?—and plastered to his body. His tongue has turned to sand in his mouth, dry and grating and heavy. Swallowing does nothing to alleviate the discomfort, the action rough and sticky, the gummy walls of his throat sticking together with the motion.
Water would be nice, but there’s no way for Caleb to slip from your embrace—a thigh thrown over his hip, a palm pressed to his sternum—without ruining your peaceful slumber. 
And you do look oh-so-peaceful; so serene, so ethereal, so fucking breathtaking that it’d be a crime to spoil such a sight.
Moonbeams stream through the window, painting you in strokes of translucent silver. It catches on the beads of sweat adorning your neck, dewdrops that glitter with the steady throb of your jugular, and Caleb feels saliva begin to flood the underside of his tongue, thick and slimy. 
Sweat has water in it, doesn’t it? 
It happens before he even has a chance to think it through, a primal desire his body knew needed to be met, tongue unfurling from its cavern slow and sick to trace along that jagged pulse.
Your neck arches into his taste, offering him more—such a good little sister, you are—and he takes, a slave to temptation, tongue flattening against your flesh and licking one long, wide stripe from the notch of your collarbone to the hinge of your jaw.
It’s delicious, better than anything he could’ve ever imagined, and Caleb laps at you again, harder this time, rougher this time. 
Your essence, salty sweat and bitter perfume, explodes on his tastebuds, and something rattles, roars to life, deep within his chest. It ignites a hunger within him that cannot be sated— dark, desirous, depraved as it claws at his sternum, no matter how much he takes, it always wants more, his desperate attempt to feed it only working to make it more voracious.
It awakens the monster rooted at the core of his soul, a sordid creature borne of something illicit and sinister and wrong many years ago. It sparks the ever-simmering addiction kindling in his rotten, charred heart—a craving that flares higher, burns brighter with every passing second, leaving him intoxicated and stupid, drunk on your aura.
If he doesn’t cut it out he’s going to lick your skin raw—how many licks to get to your sugary sweet center?—your saccharine sweat staining his tongue. 
His mouth latches over your collarbone and sucks, tongue swirling around the knob as his teeth scrape, nipping superficially. Tiny tangles of capillaries snap beneath the force, violet flooding the tissues beneath the thin barrier of skin—and oh, how sweet your blood must taste, how shameful to have it trapped beneath your flesh. 
A soft moan vibrates in your throat as Caleb seals the mark with another heavy lave, pressing a singular kiss to the rapidly developing bruise. Pulling back slightly, violet eyes sweep across the mess he’s made of your flesh, fleeting marks that will fade much too quickly for his liking.
A callused thumb ghosts over the bloom, an involuntary whimper catching in his throat. 
“So pretty,” he breathes to himself, caressing the mark again. 
A delicate shiver quivers through your flesh, procured by his airy words, and Caleb coos, tongue washing over your skin again in a crude caress, his hot breath cool against the glaze of saliva he’s painted in its wake. 
“Y’like that?” he whispers, the question barely more than a wisp wafting over your soaked skin. “Y’want me to do it again?” 
You answer with the softest mewl and a groan rumbles his ribcage, his hips snuggling between your spread thighs, a dainty wheeze pressed from your chest as his weight bears down on you. 
His tongue lolls out from between his teeth, thick strings of drool dripping off the tip to drizzle along your neck, sopped up a mere moment later as the slick muscle rolls along your flesh, following the scrape of his front teeth. 
Another gentle tremble ripples through your form—such precious responses to your big brother’s mouth!—and he runs his teeth along the curve of your throat again, revelling in how such simple actions can pull such gorgeous reactions from you, entirely subconscious. 
That must mean you like it, right? Such responses clearly connote your enjoyment, don’t they? You ought to know, on some subconscious level, that it is your big brother doing this—that it is Caleb’s lips and Caleb’s tongue and Caleb’s spit, that it is Caleb that you are reacting to.
It’s impossible to quell the slow gyrating of his hips as he feasts on your flesh, aching cock grinding against your thigh in messy little circles, fully hard and tenting flannel. He can feel the small pool of pre-cum steadily garnishing the slit, leaking through his PJ pants to leave shimmering smears of his perverted pleasure along the silky skin of your inner thigh.
He’s getting greedy—he knows he is, but he just can’t seem to restrain himself, your essence too alluring to resist; a compulsion, uncontrollable and unquenchable.
He should stop before you wake to your big brother gnawing at your neck and humping your thigh; really, that’s what any good, decent big brother would do. Your rest is important, after all. 
He should do a lot of things.
But he doesn’t, because he can’t. 
Or maybe he just doesn’t want to. 
The sensations are overwhelming; something he’s spent several years denying himself, something he’s spent several years dreaming about—it doesn’t count if it’s just in his head, right?—and he finds himself drowning in it, embraced in the ecstasy.
“God, fuck,” he whimpers, curse cracking in his throat. “You feel so—so good.”
Forehead pressed into the crown of your head, his breath is sweltering and damp along your hairline, rough little moans spilling from his lips with each rut of his pelvis. 
“Y’so perfect for me, letting me use you like this,” he manages to gasp out, eyes squeezed shut, imagining how stunning you must look in the throes of pleasure; dazed eyes glazed with lust and rolling back in your skull, lips licked raw and mouth dropped open as the sweetest symphony plays on your tongue, spine bowing off his mattress as pure rapture climbs the notched vertebrae.
Oh, what he’d give to see such a sight, just once.
He wishes he could trick himself into thinking that a singular instance of experiencing such beauty would be enough to keep him from committing such a heinous act of indecency ever again, but he knows that isn’t true. 
Because already he wants more, gluttonous for your body, yearning to be buried in the warmth of your sweet little cunt; and he’s barely taken anything at all yet. Caleb can’t imagine what sort of creature this monster would evolve into under such circumstances. Too much is never enough. 
Caleb sure as hell can’t trick himself into believing such nonsense, but he sure as hell can trick you. 
He doesn’t realize you’ve awoken until he hears your tiny voice, muffled by his chest, fingers pressing into his tensing abs. 
“Cae—Caleb?” his hips stutter at the sudden sound—so quiet, so scared—his cock twitching against your leg. “What are you doing?”
“Shh,” he hushes you, body sliding down yours so he can search your face, so you can see the sincerity, the desperation, shining in his gaze, his cock pressed hot and hard against your core. “Just—” his hips roll once, a groan catching in his throat as his shaft is enveloped by your swollen lips, so easy to feel through the flimsy fabric of your pyjama shorts. “—Enjoy it.” 
“Wh-What?”
“Come on, just this once.” 
“Caleb,” you begin, and the fear in your voice, tinged with a sick sort of curiosity, has another moan clawing at the back of his tongue, hips rolling into yours slow and purposeful. “This isn’t right
” 
“No one has to know,” he slurs out, nuzzling his cheek against your temple in a crude form of comfort. “We keep so many secrets—what’s one more?”
“No, Caleb—” your hands furl into fists, pushing into lean muscle, and a dark, decadent sound of amusement drips from Caleb’s lips. Oh, how pathetically precious the you think you could ever shove him off. 
But your squirming is beginning to annoy him, that telltale aggression building in his chest—an anger only you seem to evoke, especially when you’re being uncooperative—and he snarls, pulling back a little to fix you with an unimpressed look, his hips pinning you to his bed. 
“Tell me it doesn’t feel good,” he glares at you, his words a cross between a growl and a whine, and it’s hard to tell if it’s a demand or a plead. “Go on, fucking tell me. Say ‘it doesn’t feel good, Caleb. Your cock doesn’t feel good, Caleb’. Come on.” 
Your lids clamp shut in the face of his intense, invasive stare, tears blossoming along the seam of your lashes, a pitiful squeak catching in your throat as your head shakes.
“No? Why not?” A hand wreathes itself around your jaw, blunt nails biting into your cheeks, the pain causing your eyes to spring open. “Is it because you can’t?” 
The question has that same taunting tone he’s used since you were kids—that infuriatingly blasĂ© I’m-better-than-you cadence, the one that proclaims that you’re stupid and he’s superior, that he always wins—and a fierce flame of determination ignites within your ribs, eyes hardened and teeth barred. 
“It—It doesn’t feel—Oh, oh, Cae—”
And you’re trying, trying so desperately to force those words from your tongue, to spit them from your lips and devour the smugness glinting in his eyes, but then he’s moving again, the slick head of his cock rubbing over your clit in precise movements—back and forth, back and forth. 
That isn’t fair, but when has Caleb ever played fair, really?
He’s got you completely trapped beneath his body now, his knees digging into the mattress as he shifts his weight, forcing your thighs open wider.
“What was that? I didn’t quite catch it.” 
“I—It’s not—It doesn’t—” A mewl of frustration slices your sentence, chased by a groan of defeat. 
“C’mon, angel, spit it out already if it doesn’t feel good.” 
Squinting in the face of his mocking stare, you steel yourself, throat rippling with a thick swallow of resolve. 
“We shouldn’t—” The sentence splinters with a whine, your words pulled taught between virtue and desire. 
Tears cloud your eyes, rendering Caleb nothing more than a shimmering blur, and you blink rapidly in an attempt to clear them, tiny droplets caught by your lashes. 
“You’re a terrible liar, y’know that?” he breathes, the question damp on the shell of your ear. “I can feel how turned on you are, silly little girl.” 
His hips rock forward once in accentuation, the movement slow and purposeful, as if to prove a point. His clothed cock glides over your drenched cunt with ease and the head strokes your swollen clit again, another torrent of heat rushing to the apex of your thighs. 
“And you know what this tells me?” his voice drops to a whisper. “It tells me you like it.”
Pins of humiliation erupt across your cheeks, tingling heat flooding your face. A soft sob stutters your chest, head shaking in weak denial—a denial that you like it, or simply a denial that this isn’t moral, neither of you can be sure.
“Besides, don’t you wanna take my mind off that stupid nightmare?” His voice drops an octave, deep and devious, chills skittering across your skin. “This—” he rolls his hips once in emphasis, “this will help.” 
“Cae
” 
And he can hear it; can hear the internal struggle reflected in your voice, a tug-of-war between the need to please and the obligation to do what’s right.
“Come on, be a good little sister for me—you said you wanted to make me feel better, right? This will make me feel better. This will make me forget all about it.” 
This will bring him to the crest of bliss, the closest to Heaven he’s sure he’ll ever get. 
“I
I don’t—” 
“Why can’t you just enjoy it with me, huh?” Caleb murmurs, dragging the words along your jaw then planting a kiss to the corner of your mouth. “Give in to it. Just this once.”
It doesn’t take much coaxing before you’re nodding into his neck, body gone slack beneath his own; you’ve always been so easy for him, so eager to obey even with venom in your mouth and fire in your eyes. Caleb supposes that’s just a big brother’s influence. 
Because no matter how much you retaliate, how much you taunt and tease him, you have always wanted to be his good little girl. Praise from Caleb is sacred, precious, and rarely doled out. It must be savoured, protected, cherished. 
And so you allow your big brother to find comfort in you, in the warmth of your body, in the melody of your moans, praying that this short-lived ecstasy will be enough to cleanse his mind of its nightmares.
“There’s my good girl,” he hums, pleasant and triumphant, the reverence sealed with a chaste kiss to the edge of your hairline. 
Then he’s pulling away and sitting back on his heels, an arrogant little smirk materializing on his lips at the discontented whine that sounds at the back of your throat. Violet stares down at you with such passion it nearly burns, his callused palms pushing your knees open wider, following the V of your thighs until finally, finally, he reaches the apex. 
“Fucking Christ.”
Drenched silk outlines the contours of your cunt—No undies, huh? How naughty—and Caleb reaches out, tracing the shape, pointer finger ghosting over every bump and dip and curve. 
“Gorgeous,” he breathes to himself, gaze hungry and unblinking, enchanted by your body—enraptured by your arousal, captivated by your reactions; the way every graze of his fingertip sends a delicate wave of pleasure tremoring through your flesh; the way his touch makes your lashes dither, unsure if they want to stay open or snap shut. “Let me see it.”
Potent lust leaves his voice husky, and while his sentence is a statement, it comes out as a plead—desperate, desirous. 
Vying fingers pull your sleep shorts aside to reveal your glistening cunt, a whine vibrating deep in the back of his throat. Chest heaving with yearning, his trance stays unbroken, his mouth parted and his tongue pulsing with each of his heavy breaths. 
For a moment everything is still, silent, Caleb revelling in the radiance of your body.
Then something snaps, the final thread of thin resistance broken, and he’s surging forward, teeth catching on your upper lip as his mouth collides with yours, procuring the prettiest little yelp to crack in your chest. He swallows it down greedily, tongue breaking through the barriers of lips and teeth to lavish your mouth in his spit. 
His hips are moving again, shoved snug between your spread thighs, sharp hipbones carving bruises into supple flesh. Each forceful roll of his pelvis has his cockhead catching on your hole—so close, so close—a vicious shudder coursing through his form.
And he can feel it, he can feel your cunt through the thin flannel of his pyjamas—teasing him, taunting him, tempting him, each gentle contraction begging for him to stuff it full—another groan rattling from his mouth into yours. 
It’s all simultaneously too much and not enough, the soft breaths of his name exhaled hot and heavy onto his waiting tongue and the eager fluttering of your cunt desperate to suck him in and the nails scrabbling at the back his neck and—and Caleb feels like he’s going to burst out of his fucking skin, flesh starting to split at the seams, if he doesn’t get more, now. 
He’s hardly aware of what he’s doing, moving on pure instinct as a hand snakes between your bodies and paws at the waistband of his pants, the heel of his palm pushing it down just enough to free his aching cock.
A faint Caleb, no, wait! tugs at the back of his consciousness, blotted out by sheer lust as his palm wraps around the base of his cock, head bumping purposefully against your hole. 
The cry that shatters in your throat as he shoves himself into your cunt is nothing short of gorgeous, his own responding whine straining his throat. One quick, hard thrust to bury himself to the hilt is all it takes before his cock is throbbing, filling you with copious amounts of cum—so much, too much, and Christ, when has he ever cum like this?
It’s so intense that it has his whole body tensing, pleasure whiting his vision and wiping his mind and all he can smell, feel, taste is you, you, you—toffee and orchid shooting straight to his brain, your body knotted with his, hips rocking up in desperate little movements as you try to fuck yourself on his spent cock, your sounds of pleasure sweet on his tongue and he licks into your mouth, starved for more. 
“Caleb, Caleb, Caleb!” 
“M’here, baby,” he slurs against your mouth, rubbing his lips into yours. “M’here, come on, make a mess for me.” 
He isn’t even sure you cum—something he’ll berate himself for in the morning—but in the moment it doesn’t even matter, his brain so poisoned by the pleasure that it’s turned to a pulsating mush, intoxication flooding his veins as he submerges himself in you. His hips stutter as his cock twitches with those last few ribbons of cream, almost as if he’s trying to fuck his seed deeper into you, before his trembling muscles finally give out, Caleb collapsing on top of you. 
“God,” he gasps out, lips moving against the crown of your head. “Th-Thank you.” 
The gratitude is punctuated by a kiss to your hair, his breath hot and erratic on your scalp. 
“Thank you,” he says again, a singular arm twined around your waist as he manhandles you both onto your sides, your body cradled close to his chest.
And for the first time in a long time, Caleb falls into a peaceful sleep. 
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beneggolent · 2 years ago
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shame them! shame them! / accepting / anonymous
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⚠ so readily violent that I'm not sure Robbie and Purah didn't program them
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     Concept://excuse you! Terrako's inclination towards justifiable violence at any given moment is a product of their own very robust self-learning systems, not due to any Sheikah interference! Supplementary or otherwise. ( Their original programmers have been defunct for a long time, so they don't count. )
     And what's to be concept://ashamed of about it? It's a valuable directive to have! Something learnt over years of observing organics, particularly the more diminutive ones, around it — it certainly gets the message across faster than any of its pitched beeps can.
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solaurous · 26 days ago
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azure's   sparkle  with   WARMTH / CARE / SLIGHT  WORRY   as  the  blond  watched  her  talk  about  the  little  fox.   she  was  a  good  person.   one  that  showed  him  that  his   ENDLESS  BATTLE   against  demonic  forces   was  worth   it ;       every  life  saved   precious.   especially  if  it   someone   as   bright /  glowly  as  her.    kindness   was   a  force  itself ,      one  no  one  should  look  at  with   naiviety   or   disdain.     it  was  strong  &   resilient.     even  when  facing   great   peril.      or  worries.          gentle  breeze  made  the   flowers  dance  as   the  blond   hummed   thoughtfully                   exhausted  from  last  night's  battle.   yet,   he  was  content   KNOWING   she  was  safe.    &   will   always  be   ;      he  swore  to  himself.   it  was  his   own    SELFISH  DESIRES   to   make  sure  of  that,   not  only  his  ambitions /  duties   as  a  guardian  that  made  him  feel  that   way.
❛                        that   sounds  like   a  very   well   balanced  diet.    the  fox  will   love  all  of  it.     ❜         gaze  dropped  to  his  wound  as   ACHING  GREW  WORSE ;      which   meant  it  either  wasn't   healing   as   fast   as  he'd   hope  or  enemies  were  nearby.   as  guardians  were   incognito   in  the  human  worlds,   so  where  those   stinky   rodents.      they  loved  to    POSE  AS  MORTALS   &   cause  havoc.     bring  violence  from  within.      hoping  that  it  was   option  one,    naruto   sat  up   a   little  straighter  &   grabbed  his  cardigan  from  besides  him  in  the  grass.   bright  orange.    his  mother  would've  scolded  him  for  wearing  that             it  was  too   ' attention - grabby '    or    ' loud '    in  her  words.    but  he  was  alone  now.      no  one  that'd   tell   him  to   be    SUBTLE.    he  had  to  finish  them   off   tonight   so  that  she'd   be  able  to  come  here  even  in  the   evenings  again.
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❛                   i'd  just  leave  it  there  for  today.    the  police  put  a  notice  to  not  be   here  during   the  evenings & night time.   it's  because  of  the  fights  here.    they  will  take  it  down,   when  it's   safe  again,  'ttebayo.    the  little  guy  will  know  that  it  is  from  you.   foxes  are   surprisingly  smart   sometimes.   ❜       there  was  an  inside  joke  there,    voice   calm / warm   but  not  pressuring  in  any  way  as   naruto  got  up.    putting   on  the  cardigan,    man's  shirt  rode  up   MOMENTARILY.    bandages,   slightly  crimson  peaking  out  from  underneath  for  few  moments.      ❛                      i'll   walk  you   to  somewhere  close  to  your unit,   if   that's   okay  with  you.   the  sun  will  go  down   soon.    don't   want  you  to  get   intro   TROUBLE   for  being  here.     ❜  
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As the stranger shuffled a bit to reveal more of his form from behind the looming tree, she was briefly taken aback by the color of his eyes. Azure blue that seemed to mirror the sky above them. Full of so much life, warmth, and strangely enough, oh so familiar as well. As if she had gazed into those enchanting hues on more than one occasion. Yet the man chatting with her was nothing but a stranger before her. With golden long locks and a kind, inviting smile, which could make anyone lower their guard. She was sure that if they had met before, she would have remembered him. His appearance wasn't exactly a common one.
Pink-tinted lips parted briefly to speak, finding fragile words dying on the tip of her tongue. Trying to place this strange sensation of familiarity. Perhaps they had passed by each other before on the streets? That had to be it. How else would he seem ever so vaguely familiar?
❝ O - Oh um - I brought chicken . . . as well as raspberries and blueberries. I read . . . that foxes really like berries. ❞
Tearing moon-kissed hues away from the man with a flustered squeak. Realizing far too late she had just been gawking at the poor young man for a little longer than she would have liked to admit. She shifted awkwardly where she stood, feeling embarrassed with herself. Instead, she turned her eyes towards the container sitting on the bench.
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❝ Oh um . . . as well as some cheese. Tonight . . . I plan to bring them fish . . . along with some more fresh fruit. I think . . . the fox liked the salmon from last time . . . so I bought them more. ❞
Slowly, a warm smile began to wash over her while talking about the wild fox she fed. Eyes sparkling with a sense of warmth for the little creature. Sure - she knew she really shouldn't be feeding him. It's not a good idea to feed wildlife, but something about the little one drew her in each time. Like he needed her help. Or perhaps she just felt that was since she found them half-starved.
❝ I like to watch them eat . . . Hopefully, they will be here tonight. ❞
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batsandbirdbrains · 2 months ago
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The one where the team tries to capture Catwoman
So in yj season 1, I think it would be funny if something was going on during a mission near Gotham, and Robin gets separated from the team for a bit. Then when he gets back to the bioship, he stops dead in his tracks and just stares at them.
Because they have Catwoman tied up. In his chair.
“Hey guys,” he says with a false little cheer, “what have you got here?”
“Robin!” M’gann looks so excited. “We captured Catwoman! Batman is going to be so pleased!”
Robin lets out a little “Heh, sure,” before he takes a step forward. “So why did you guys tie up Catwoman?”
“To - to take her back to Batman,” M’gann stutters.
Robin actually snorts, covering his mouth to hide his smirk. Catwoman clearly sees right through him, and she very obviously rolls her eyes at him.
“Laugh it up, birdie,” she drawls. “I was distracted.”
“I’m sure,” Robin laughs. Then he sobers up, and he sighs before shaking his head a little bit. Then he puts his hands on his hips and smirks at her. “So does B know you’re gonna get delivered to him, all tied up with a bow on top? Should I wear headphones to bed tonight?”
“Just untie me, you little cretin.”
Robin shakes his head, making a little tsk tsk noise as he wags a finger at her.
“That’s no way to speak to your liberator!”
“Careful, birdie,” Catwoman says, her voice low in warning, “or I’ll convince the bat to ship you off to boarding school.”
“He wouldn’t dare,” Robin challenges. “I’d ruin his life and he knows it.”
“Uh, Robin,” Wally pipes in. “What the hell is going on?”
“Congratulations!” Robin tells his team, clapping his hands once and keeping them clasped as he leans forward. “You’ve managed to capture my sort-of-step-mom-of-the-month!”
“Hey!” Catwoman complains. “I am not the bat’s flavor of the month!”
“Tell that to Talia,” Robin snorts. “She was last month’s.”
Catwoman is fuming. The team is horrified to realize that Batman has a sex life. Robin is just enjoying the chaos. It’s delicious.
“If it’s any consolation,” Robin says sweetly, “I like you best.”
“Aww, how sweet,” Catwoman says sarcastically. “Now. Untie me.”
“What’s in it for me?”
They stare at each other for a long few minutes, no one saying a word. Then Catwoman sighs and closes her eyes before opening them slowly, glaring at Robin.
“Name your price.”
“I want you to smuggle me in a cherry pie. A whole one, from the bakery near Robinson Park. And a pint of pistachio gelato from the ice cream place by Monarch Theater. And two liters of Dr. Pepper. Full sugar, not diet!”
“Please tell me you’re not going to eat them together?” Catwoman sounds completely disgusted.
“So what if I am? You asked my price, I gave it to you! Deal or no deal?”
“Deal. Now get let me go!”
Robin unties her with a smirk on his face the entire time.
“Pleasure doing business,” he says sweetly to her as he pulls off the last rope. “Text me if I need my headphones tonight, will ya? Last weekend was traumatizing. I’m a child. I’m not supposed to know what my guardian and his girlfriend get up to at night.”
“You’re a menace.”
“And you’re loud.”
Catwoman damn near hisses at him, but Robin just continues smiling. She dusts off her costume, then huffs.
“I’ll bring your goods by tonight. Leave your window unlocked.”
“Will do.” He gives her a lazy salute, and she shoves him to the side a bit as she leaves. Robin just cackles.
“Dude,” Wally mutters, sounding so defeated. “Did you just let her go?”
“Batman would’ve just yelled at you guys anyway,” Robin says with a shrug. “Leave the Gotham villains to the Gotham heroes, or Batman will have a cow.”
Robin goes to sit in his seat, and M’gann reluctantly starts piloting the ship back to Mount Justice.
“If anything, you guys should be feeling sorry for me,” Robin says dramatically, a hand over his chest. “I’m the one who’s gonna have to listen to her complain about it when she inevitably visits him later tonight. Ugh, I can picture it now. Someone get me a puke bag!”
He gags, holding at his throat for extra dramatics.
“Have I ever told you that your life is so weird?” Wally asks.
“Several times, yes, thank you for pointing out the obvious.”
They get back to Mount Justice, and no one mentions anything about Catwoman.
Dick tells Bruce once they get back to the batcave. Selina ends up dropping off his payment later that night. Ten minutes later, Dick groans and puts on his noise cancelling headphones, then continues eating pie and gelato from his bed.
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sunarryn · 2 months ago
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DP X Marvel #30
Dani Phantom wasn’t exactly trying to join a government-sanctioned group of reformed (read: questionably reformed) assassins, mercenaries, and general menaces to society, but in her defense, she didn’t know what a Thunderbolt was. She thought they were just a bunch of really cool weirdos with snappy outfits who didn’t mind that she phased through walls sometimes or accidentally vaporized a training drone.
It started when Dani, on the run from some GIW idiots, phased through several realities and crash-landed in the middle of a Thunderbolts operation — specifically, right between Bucky Barnes (grumpy, armed, tired) and Yelena Belova (chaotic, armed, also tired but hiding it better).
“Is that a child?” Yelena asked, peering over Bucky’s shoulder like he was a slightly inconvenient lamp.
Bucky, gun still raised, frowned. “That’s a floating child.”
“I can see that, Captain Obvious,” Yelena snapped, flipping her knife casually in her hand. “Why is she floating like—”
Before she could finish that thought, Dani spun midair and zapped the rogue Hydra agents sneaking up behind them with a giant neon green energy blast. The agents went flying into a brick wall like someone had yeeted them across a football field.
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Okay,” Yelena said brightly. “I like her. She can stay.”
“I—what?” Bucky sputtered, lowering his gun slightly. “She’s a kid, Yelena.”
“And she vaporized five men without blinking,” Yelena pointed out, beaming like a proud aunt. “I say we keep her. She’s Thunderbolt material. Very murder-y. Very spunky.”
“She’s like ten.”
“Exactly. She’s moldable. We can teach her the good stuff early,” Yelena insisted, already imagining Dani learning to throw knives and argue over which snacks were superior.
Meanwhile, Dani floated down to their level, blinking wide green eyes. “Are you guys
 superheroes?” she asked hopefully.
Yelena immediately lied through her teeth. “Yes. Very professional. Very respected. No felonies.”
Bucky choked on absolutely nothing.
Thus began Dani’s unofficial, highly illegal induction into the Thunderbolts.
Nobody officially signed paperwork. Dani just started showing up. She helped steal Hydra files. She broke into a SHIELD safehouse for snacks. She haunted a couple of corrupt senators for laughs. The team decided if the government didn’t want her around, they should have given them actual HR training.
The real problem started when Bucky and Yelena decided they were both, separately, her legal guardian.
“You are not responsible enough to raise a kid,” Bucky said one evening, arms crossed while Dani hovered upside down from the ceiling chewing bubblegum she definitely stole from somewhere.
“And you are?” Yelena scoffed, tossing popcorn at Dani, who caught it in her mouth mid-flip. “You still get confused by TikTok.”
“That’s not the same as raising a kid!” Bucky barked. “She needs stability. Structure. Rules.”
“She needs to learn how to properly dismantle a car bomb in under thirty seconds,” Yelena said cheerfully. “You Americans are so boring.”
“I fought in World War II, of course I’m boring!” Bucky exploded.
“You’re ancient,” Yelena sniffed. “You probably think letting her get a tattoo is ‘dangerous.’”
“She’s a kid!” Bucky nearly screamed.
In the background, Dani giggled and skated on a conjured green energy hoverboard through the briefing room, knocking over chairs and sending a very concerned Red Guardian flying out of the way with a yell.
“This is fine,” Yelena said as Bucky watched in silent horror. “She is thriving.”
Thriving was one word for it.
Things escalated when Bucky tried to enforce an 8 PM bedtime.
“I’m literally a half-ghost,” Dani said, deadpan. “I don’t sleep.”
Bucky blinked. “What do you mean you don’t sleep? Everyone sleeps.”
Yelena, sitting smugly on the couch with a tub of ice cream, smirked. “Ha! The child sides with me. We binge-watch shows until 3 AM.”
“You’re killing her brain cells,” Bucky growled.
“Undead,” Dani corrected sweetly, phasing through the ceiling to avoid capture when Bucky tried to confiscate her ghostly hoverboard.
Meanwhile, other Thunderbolts members slowly realized there was a child among them and had no idea how to handle it.
Red Guardian tried to teach her Russian wrestling moves.
Taskmaster, after three failed attempts at babysitting, locked themselves in their room and refused to come out without bribes of coffee.
Ghost (Ava Starr) just accepted Dani as a background gremlin who occasionally made her coffee float across the room when she was too tired to move.
The real bomb dropped when Jazz Fenton stormed into the Thunderbolts’ compound.
Not walked. Stormed. Like an avenging angel armed with binders full of academic papers, parental rights lawsuits, and the righteous fury of an older sister forced to deal with supernatural nonsense since age twelve.
“What. The hell. Is going on,” Jazz asked, her voice eerily calm as she stared down Bucky, Yelena, Red Guardian, and Taskmaster at once.
Nobody moved.
Even Dani froze, halfway through trying to fit a stolen grenade into her backpack.
“You—” Jazz pointed at Bucky. “—brought my minor sister to an assassination mission.”
Bucky immediately tried to stand at attention like she was a general. “In my defense, she’s very good at it—”
“And you—” she pivoted to Yelena, who grinned unrepentantly. “—taught her how to hotwire a motorcycle!”
“Useful life skills,” Yelena said brightly.
“And you—” Jazz growled at Red Guardian, who tried to blend into the wall. “—gave her vodka!”
“It was for medicinal purposes,” Red Guardian said weakly.
Jazz took a deep breath, cracked her knuckles, and pulled out a thick legal document titled “Fenton v. Thunderbolts: Custody Hearing” that somehow already had signed pages, notarizations, and citations of obscure interdimensional child protection laws.
“I am taking her home,” Jazz said, enunciating every syllable like she wanted to bludgeon them with the concept of language.
Dani immediately wailed, “Nooooooo! Jazz! I like it here! They let me have grenades!”
“You are eleven!”
“Twelve and a half!” Dani insisted.
“I was giving her a flamethrower for her half-birthday,” Yelena said proudly.
Jazz pinched the bridge of her nose like she was resisting the urge to start swinging.
“I don’t even know how you people are still alive,” Jazz muttered.
“Luck,” Bucky offered helpfully. “Mostly luck. And sarcasm.”
“And murder,” Yelena added. “Don’t forget murder.”
Jazz turned to Dani, crouching so they were eye-level.
“Sweetie,” she said in the voice adults use when they’re seconds from committing a homicide, “you cannot just
join a government hit squad.”
“But they have matching jackets,” Dani said, voice wobbling. “And Bucky taught me how to punch people really hard without breaking my own hand!”
“She is surprisingly good at it,” Bucky muttered under his breath, rubbing his jaw where Dani had accidentally socked him two days prior during sparring.
Jazz looked up at the group, expression utterly blank.
“You realize that she’s technically a meta-human, a half-ghost, and a minor with no legal documentation in this universe, right?”
There was a pause.
Bucky blinked. “Technically
?”
Yelena shrugged. “Technicalities are boring. She lives here now.”
Jazz threw her hands in the air. “That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!”
Dani, sensing weakness, clutched Jazz’s arm and put on the biggest, saddest puppy eyes she could muster.
“But Jazz
I finally have a family here
” she sniffled, lip trembling.
Bucky and Yelena, without missing a beat, immediately looked at Jazz like how dare you break her little heart you monster.
Jazz stared at them. “You are manipulating me.”
“Yes,” Yelena said brightly. “It’s working, no?”
Jazz closed her eyes, counted to ten in Esperanto, and resigned herself to the fact that apparently her life was now a living sitcom.
“I want a full academic curriculum. Supervision. No war crimes without prior approval. And absolutely, absolutely, no assassinations unless it’s self-defense and I’m there to supervise.”
Dani fist-pumped midair. “YES!”
Bucky and Yelena high-fived behind her back.
“I’m going to regret this,” Jazz muttered.
“You already regret it,” Bucky said, smirking.
And that’s how little Dani Fenton, half-ghost clone, menace of Amity Park, became the official junior Thunderbolt, the semi-official godchild of two retired assassins, and the proud holder of a laminated “Certified Baby Badass” card that Yelena made with glitter pens.
There were explosions. There were lawsuits. There were training montages.
There was Jazz drinking an entire bottle of wine while watching Dani yeet herself at Taskmaster with a battle cry of “YEET OR BE YEETED!”
There were Bucky and Yelena arguing over which martial arts Dani should master first (“Russian Sambo!” “No, Krav Maga!” “SHE’S A CHILD YOU MANIACS!”) while Dani snuck off to teach herself breakdancing instead.
There was Dani winning the team sparring competition by phasing through everyone’s attacks and slapping sticky notes labeled “LOSER” on their foreheads before they even realized what was happening.
There was Jazz realizing too late that she was now somehow not only Dani’s sister, therapist, and guardian
but also the unofficial mom of the entire Thunderbolts squad, a title she did not want but was too tired to fight.
And there was Dani — floating over the compound at sunset, arms spread wide, grinning so hard her face hurt — who realized for the first time in a long time that maybe, just maybe, being a weird half-ghost clone kid wasn’t the worst thing in the world.
Especially if you had a dysfunctional murder family to back you up.
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spiritgutz · 4 months ago
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TWO TIME HEADCANONS
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i am obsessed with this freak and need to dump my thoughts
WARNINGS: brief mentions of blood (involving two time's wings) and cults, two time being two time word count: 914
authors note: i'm extremely rusty with writing and i quite literally never use tumblr. please forgive any mistakes i've made as i try to get the hang of this 🙏
First of all, Two Time is absolutely enamored by you. The two of you are practically connected by the hip. It may seem a bit much, but they just feel so drawn to you! Why wouldn't they want to spend every waking moment by your side?
Very touchy. Their hand is usually almost always on some part of you in public, most likely on the small of your back or simply holding your hand.
They would likely refer to you as their "guardian angel."
You'll catch them staring a lot pre relationship with that signature smile on their face.
Glances turn into full-on staring, innocent touches seem to last longer, your personal space seemingly becoming shared between the two of you.
In all honesty you probably catch on fairly quick to their habits.
From across the cabin you could feel eyes trained on your frame. Most would find this unsettling, but you honestly didn't mind. You didn't move to find the source, nor acknowledge it for that matter.
However Chance, who you had just been talking to, seemed more focused on something behind you rather than conversing. You tilted your head in confusion before twisting your body around to discover the distraction. Ah, that suddenly made a lot more sense. Settled up on the second floor, Two Time gazed down at you while their arms rested on the wooden railing. Their smile seemed to grow the moment your eyes locked with theirs. Chance would address you, asking something along the lines of "Are they bothering you?" In response you would only wave your hand dismissively. Their behavior, albeit creepy at times, didn't bother you. It was almost...endearing.
As stated by the devs, Two Time is a little "insane in the membrane." But this doesn't mean that you love them any less!!
They can and will talk to you about the cult and the Spawn as a whole.
Speaking of that, Two Time would love for you to be a member of the cult someday! They won't force you by any means, but that doesn't mean they won't try and persuade you.
Sometimes you'll catch them watching you while you sleep. They'll just..stare at you. They almost act like a cat in that regard.
They sleep almost completely still minus the subtle rise and fall of their chest.
You might just end up staring at them instead. They look so peaceful when they're asleep, so serene.
I'd like to think that Two Time naturally runs colder than most people. Their hands would be like ice cubes.
PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE GIVE THAT CULTIST A HUG!!! WARM THEM UP RIGHT NOW!!!!
Two Time will melt if you touch their hair. I'm not arguing about this I am correct and anyone else is WRONG /lh
One of their favorite things is when you comb your fingers through their hair as they lay on top of you after a round is completed. It makes them feel safe
The two of you have totally fallen asleep on the cabin's couch before
If you're an active participant of the games(?), Two Time will always put your safety before theirs. A killer is trying to attack you? They’re using their body as a shield to protect you.
As much as they want to keep you safe, you're very against their methods. Your heart sinks whenever you see their wings burst from their back.
Sat on their bed, your hand gently trailed down from Two Time's shoulders, to their back, to just below where their wings had sprouted from their back the round prior. Their shirt still had remnants of dry blood, just barely blending into their black top.
You hadn't meant to get in the way. One moment you were assisting with a generator, and the next you were almost another victim of the masked killer, Jason. You surely would have perished right then and there if Two Time hadn't grabbed you by the arm, pulling you behind them as they took the blunt of the attack.
As you relived the events again in your head, a shuddered breath left the cultist sitting in front of you. Snapping out of your daze, you muttered an apology. You didn't want them to be hurt, to have put their life on the line for you.
"The Spawn would be pleased in knowing you're safe."
Two Time spoke, tilting their head back and smiling your way. It was pained.
Deep down you knew they would do anything for you, but you couldn't help but feel guilty. Even "The Spawn" seemed to encourage Two Time's efforts despite the pain that came with it. So wordlessly you shook your head.
You leaned forward, placing a soft but fleeting kiss just in-between their wings. Their posture stiffened at your actions, almost making you wonder if you had upset or even worse, hurt them. But they soon relaxed, releasing a sigh of contentment. You took notice of the way their face blossomed in color.
A wave of silence washed between you two. However as your finger traced shapes along their shoulder, your partner spoke up again, although a bit quiet.
"Perhaps they would be pleased with my safety as well.."
Their muttering, that small revelation—it brought a smile to your face. Carefully you leaned in and placed a kiss on their cheek, causing them to chuckle. They're devoted to The Spawn, but to you as well. Even if it conflicts, they'll try and make you happy <3
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fastfists · 2 years ago
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Knux, doesn't it get tempting to have such a powerful artifact in your possession? Many men have died and killed in hopes of attaining the Master Emerald. Have you ever considered using the Master Emerald for personal gains and make your wildest dreams come true😈? There must be something you must want.
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"No."
There was no desire to use the Master Emerald in such a fashion, after all...that is what essentially brought his Tribe to extinction. He wasn't about to repeat history like that. Plus, he had no such desire for power or the likes — he was content with who he was and what he had, no more no less.
"T'clarify...I do not 'possess' t'Master Emerald, I am simply it's guardian 'n protect it from t'ose who wish t'use it for such purposes. Plan 'n simple."
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