#~*I am the guardian (IC)*~
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I'm playing the skryim dragonborn dlc and there was this cool little book, and it looked important, so I casually picked it up and read it and oh okay it just teleported me to an eldritch tentacle library dimension.

#skyrim spoilers#skyrim db spoilers#I already met hermaeus mora through the septimus stuff in that ice cave and that scared the SHIT out of me the first time around#but this is something else entirely omg. like hey bud. you again. please stop meeting me like this đ#It's VERY unsettling but like in the best way. i'm freaked out to hell and back but I'm having a great time#even though the lurker guardian is decimating me right nowđ#tbh it's like really not that bad but I am a little baby when it comes to horror/jumpscarey stuff. I love it but my threshold is so low.#i'm having a great time but I am also fully startling my dog when I yelp in surprise.
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Tumblr Text Posts âSorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.â (Gabe for Max)
âHm.â She sounds distracted, putting as much attention into her latest attempt at cooking as she possibly can; Max has already set off the fire alarm twice this week, and itâs only Thursdayâher neighbours arenât very happy with her (and thatâs an understatement). But Gabriel is still recovering from the shit he went through, and she canât afford takeout for every meal, especially not for two people. So sheâs trying.
Itâs not necessarily going very well, but itâs the thought that counts, right?
âYou know, at this point, with the amount youâve hyped yourself up, Iâm starting to think youâre full of shit.â She flings a half-cooked noodle at his head. âItâs givingâŠâthe lady doth protest too muchâ.â Turning back to her noodles, she tries to hide a smirk. âI bet youâre secretly terrible at sex and youâre just trying to save face, at this point.â
@trickheaven (x)
#trickheaven#⊠ic: max parker#⊠verse: visionary (max parker)#⊠relationship: self-appointed guardian angel (max parker & gabriel)#⊠answered: max parker#oooohhhhh you gonna just take that gabe???#really she's just trying to make things seem a little normal#tease him and stuff#i am sure she'll wind up regretting it tbh#there's no way she can win this game of chicken against GABRIEL of all people
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i know sigmund was arrested but im still uneasy about you going outside the mansion! what if you get kidnapped again!?
"I have to stress that the events that took place During Sigmund's takeover were an isolated incident. I Am not as frail and dainty as you might believe me to be. I'll have you know I am quite capable of handling myself in those sorts of situations. Still, if it will ease your worries- I shall have Proto; the Guardian of Protection, accompany me to the market. he will simply appear as a large dog with a bit of outside adjustments."
~ Quincy đ
#ic#quincy's mansion#my art#pinky heart#quincy#answered#anon ask#guardian#proto#sketch#doodle#(( quincy: i still believe this isn't necessary... i am simply going to the market. ))
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Throwback to the coldest bitch this icy moon has ever seen






Something I just realized. Kridis is holding swords in her Stomp animation and her meditation stance in the trailers but doesn't hold them in the game. She can summon the swords in a quick melee, but when she stomps, she doesn't hold them like in that last screenshot
#its weird how Kridis summons ice swords but Phylaks shoots from afar despite it being canon she would kill Guardians with her bare hands#kridis#destiny 2#eliksni#beyond light#fun fact: Ultra Eliksni bosses have two distincr stomp animations one where the fist goes straight up and stomp or where both hands come up#i am normal about the alien cat bugs i promise :)
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Groot's Sweet Treat
#marvel#i am groot#baby groot#groot#ice cream truck#I am groot ice cream truck#guardians of the galaxy#groot lovers#groot ice cream#Groot's Sweet Treat#disneyplus#disneyaddict#disneylife#disney
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" La! La! If you're having a bad time... you should seek my master at the Ivory Pagoda!"
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â§ âĄ
send â§ & i'll bold all that apply to your museă
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€â Ë ( accepting )
bold is a definite. italics is a maybe/sometimes/depends on the situation.
I would kill you. â§ I would physically hurt you. * â§ I would attack you unprovoked. â§ I would manipulate you. â§ I dislike you. â§ You annoy me. â§ You scare me. â§ You intimidate me. â§ I hope I intimidate you. â§ I pity you. â§ You disgust me. â§ I hate you. â§ Iâm indifferent toward you. â§ Iâd like to get to know you better. â§ Iâd like to spend more time with you. â§ Iâd like to be friends with you. â§ Â Iâm unsure what to think of you. â§ Iâm unsure how I feel about you. â§ You are my friend. â§ You are my best friend. â§ You are my mentor. â§ I look up to you. â§ I respect you. â§ You are my hero. â§ You inspire me. â§ You are my enemy. â§ You make me happy. â§ I want to protect you. â§ I would fight by your side. â§ I consider you an equal. â§ I think you are beneath me. â§ I think you are above me. â§ I would lie for you. â§ I would lie to you. â§ I would sleep with you. â§ I would sleep by your side. â§ I would hug you. â§ I would kiss you. â§ You are family to me. â§ I would die for you. â§ I would kill for you. â§ I would trust you with my life. â§ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. â§ I would trust you with a secret. â§ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. â§ I love you (platonically). â§ I love you (romantically).
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€" only if i had to. in like, y'know. ...another one'a those situations. "
#gnarledbite#ââ Ë â° â° answered: ic âź i am a vulture that feeds on pain.#ââ Ë â° â° verse: fledgling.#their trust definitely wavered after the whole diablerie debacle but. i fully believe it's smth that gets built back up#him explaining things will undoubtedly be the thing that keeps them from viewing it as a betrayal#but the fact that he's already built up this vaguely guardian-esque relationship with them plays a part in that as well#ANYWAY. i just have a lot a lot a LOT of thoughts about these two & their relationship. i could write an essay lmao
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It's honestly Knuckles' fault for being the hot one in the group.
"...?!?"
He is...not sure how to take this. It sounds innocent enough, after all his internal temperature is always hot â it's why he's usually the heat source for others or can withstand the cold.
However, he had enough experience now with Rouge to know that could have a double meaning and probably does. Even if the echidna would have to argue he's not...hot? Least he doesn't think he is that hot. Not that he's about to argue that point right now.
For now, just...silent and confused.
#IC {Knuckles}#ask#answered#anon#anonymous#Knuckle's brain just record scratched so hard at this X'D#He is like 'On one hand...I am extremely warm BUT on the other...'#Confused guardian; he got caught off guard help XD
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Just because I need to track this somewhere:
Writing Project To-Do List
-Finish JTSYS
-Knight/Prince AU
-Guardian Angel AU
-Retired Ballerinas Oneshot
-Ice Skating AU
#pluffie writes#ficplans#I might put off the guardian angel au for a WHILE despite how passionate i am about it because i think itll take a while and also#i think it will be difficult to execute how i want. so i feel i need to work my way up to it#knight/prince coming next for sure#ballerina oneshot will probably be next? but ive been in my feels about ice skating lately so who knows
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purge me, purgatory
character: caleb warnings: 18+ minors do not interact, pseudo-cest, noncon that turns into dubcon, a hint of dacryphilia, toxic masculinity, reader is a bit of a brat, size difference, manipulation, praise, caleb can get a little mean, nightmares, toxic relationship, power dynamics, pet names words: 5.3k
notes: i started working on this piece before caleb had even been released and i am SO glad i finally finished editing it. this also wasnât supposed to be nearly as long as it became but alas, such is my curse (ââžâïŒ) please heed the warnings above and stay safe!
You know Caleb has nightmares. Youâve seen the toll they take on him: exhaustion hanging heavy over hunched shoulders, staining sunken eyes with rings of purple, face twisted into a grimace as he collapses in the chair across the table from you, an untouched bowl of apple oatmeal steaming in front of him.
âAnother one?â youâd always say, voice so kind and cautious, so wan and worried, bottom lip caught between your teeth muddling the question.Â
âYeah,â heâd always respond, dragging a hand down his face as if heâs trying to scrub the fatigue from his features. âBut donât worry about me, pipsqueak. Iâm okay.âÂ
You know Caleb has nightmaresâbut theyâve never been as bad as this one.Â
Because tonight, it wakes you from your slumber, roused gently from sleepâs embrace by the rough whimpers seeping through the thin drywall separating your bedroom from his.Â
They sound painful, terrified little noises that keep catching on the uneven hitches of his breath or splintering sharply in his throat, unintelligible pleads sprinkled throughout, too muffled for you to make out the content and chopped up by hiccups.
A dull, dense pang sears through your heart at his yelped out No!, emotion growing thick in your throat and stinging your eyes. Fingers curling in linen, you hug your blanket to your chest, a feeble attempt to quell the ache.
Thereâs nothing worse than hearing your big brotherâyour one and only protector, alwaysâin such intense agony.Â
And it isnât stopping.Â
Itâs too much to bear, your nose beginning to twitch with the threat of tears, and you kick your legs free from your duvet, bare feet hitting cold hardwood a moment later.Â
âC-Caleb?â your timid voice soaks into the wood of his bedroom door, followed by a soft rap of knuckles. âCaleb, are you alright?âÂ
Youâre met with a deafening silence, so thick you swear you can feel it weighing down on your chest, lungs crushed beneath the force, ears ringing with it.
âCaleb?â you press your ear flush to the door, eyes squeezed shut in concentrationâthe ruffling of sheets, the quiet groan of a bedspring, and then, a sniffle.Â
Something cracks in your chest, splits itself open so big and so wide it has you hunching over in pain, shoulders curling inward as if your body is trying to keep from tearing apart, one hand flattened over your sternum, the other gripping the brass doorknob.
Another sniffle and the knob is turning, the door falling open, your body stumbling through the threshold.Â
Your breathing is laboured, ragged and unevenly shoved from your lungs by a rapidly palpitating heart, a choked version of his name mangling itself in your throat.
âHey, sweetheart,â he says, but his voice is thin, weak, fragile, fingertips thumbing aggressively at his eyes, flesh mopping up remnants of teardrops.
Itâs a tone of voice that youâve never heard before, a tone that turns your blood to shards of ice in your veins, a tone that has unease blooming at the base of your spine, crawling up the notches one by one.Â
Because Caleb has never been afraid before; youâve never seen Caleb afraid before. Out of the two of you, heâs always been the strong one, the brave one, the âI-can-and-I-will-take-on-anythingâ one. Heâs always been your guardian angel, your watchdog, your shield from all the bad and scary things in the world.Â
You thought he always would beâit is what he promised, after all.Â
But right now he looks so small surrounded by a crumpled sea of cotton, tufts of hair clinging to his sweat-drenched temples, muscles tense and rigid, like a predator ready to pounce at the slightest hint of danger.
It has you rushing towards him, falling into his waiting armsâtrembling, but safeâand clutching at the collar of his worn t-shirt. Instinctively, your face nuzzles into the crook of his neck, cedar and peppermint streaming down your throat to fill your lungs with him. Your chest swells with his essence, held deep within your core, a natural sedative, your heart beginning to slow.
Home; your big brother will always smell like home.Â
You allow yourself another moment to steep in his scent before you finally pull back to look at him, hands clasped tightly around his neck, fingers toying with the strands of hair at the nape of his neckâa nervous habit for you, a calming sensation for him.
âWhat happened?âÂ
âNightmare,â he chuckles, but the word is shaky. âPretty standard stuff. Nothinâ to be concerned about, pipsqueak.âÂ
And his facade of nonchalant is good, but it isnât good enough to fool you.
Frenetic eyes search his face, noting the sheen of cold sweat glazing his skin, the salt that has dried his lashes in thick spikes, the panic swimming in violet irises, concern weighting the corners of your lips.Â
âCaleb,â you begin slowly, âyou woke me up.âÂ
His brow furrows, eyes narrowing slightly.
âIâŠDid? Has that ever happened before?âÂ
And thatâs all it takes, really, to have Caleb switching into his Big Brother Mode, stern and straight to business, the need to know if heâs disrupted your precious sleep before much more important than the terror he was experiencing mere moments ago, as if your comfort matters more than his own.Â
âNo,â your fingers push into his hair and his head dips, a hum vibrating in his chest. âThis one was bad. I can tell.âÂ
âIâm fine,â he murmurs, his neck curving more, his forehead nearly bumping against your collarbone.
âIâm worried itâll come back the moment you close your eyes,â you admit, nails raking along his scalp, a shiver coursing through his body, following your ministrations.Â
âHow many times do I gotta tell you? You donât need to worry about me.âÂ
And although itâs supposed to be a reprimand, it comes out soft, no heat to his voice as his head follows your touch, tilting to the side and allowing your fingers more room to move.
He has told you, many times before in many different tones, but that doesnât mean youâll ever actually listen.Â
It isnât your fault; you canât help how much you care for him.
âJust because I donât have to, doesnât mean I wonât,â you huff out, a bite to your voice. âIt doesnât matter how many times you say it; it isnât going to stop me from caring about you, so you might as wellââ
He looks up suddenly, brows knitted and eyes hard.Â
âWhoâs the big brother here, huh?â violet scours your face, his gaze bright and sharp, searching for an answer. âWhoâs job is it to take care of who?â
âIt is our job to take care of each other,â you say, palms flattening to the sides of his head and inhibiting him from looking away. âItâs a joint effort, Caleb.âÂ
The hinges of his jaw flex beneath your touch, a forceful sigh flaring his nostrils, his shoulders deflating a little in your stark stubbornness. An argument is nipping at the tip of his tongue, desperate to pry past his lips and reassert authority, but his teeth clench, molars grinding together.Â
âWhy donât I stay with you tonight?â you continue, thumb smoothing out that thick vein in his forehead. âMight make you feel better if youâre not aloneâkind of like the way we used to make blanket forts in the living room during really bad thunderstorms.âÂ
âOh, you donât have to do thatââÂ
âCome on,â you whisper, brushing a strand of damp hair back from his temple. âLet your little sister take care of you for once, yeah?âÂ
âIâm fineâIâll be fineââ
âYou always say I make everything better, soâŠâ you shrug, eyes searching his. âLet me make this better. Please.âÂ
The sincerity straining your voice is potent, so much so that he swears he can feel it surrounding him in a suffocating embrace, soaking into his skin and permeating his muscles with something dense and heavy. It weighs him down, roots him to your aura, immobilizing him physically and mentally, the sweetest poison.
Swallowing, he looks away from your piercing eyes.
âItâs notââ
âCaleb,â you whine out, petulant, his name dripping out stringy and thick through a pout. âWhat is with this reluctance to allow me to take care of you every once in a while? Itâs not fair.âÂ
You sound like a fucking child, and for a moment Caleb is transported back to your shared youth, that telltale pout a lethal weapon he has encountered many times before, that telltale pout a lethal weapon he has yet to find a defence from, an antidote for.
And you, well, you know thisâhe knows you know this, your infamous brattiness finally making an appearance, usually a foolproof way to get what you want from him, even it if comes with a hefty dose of reprimand.Â
Your gaze, glassy and hard, is framed by furrowed brows, nose scrunched up in typical distaste.
His stare searches your own, and you hold your expression open for himâso willing, so wantingâhis own eyes darkening with something you canât quite place. A shiver skitters up your spine, but you swallow against the unease, continuing.Â
âI want to help,â you say. âPlease.âÂ
It isnât rightâhe doesnât need your help, shouldnât need your help, fated to the role of big brother and, by extension, Man of the House; if anything, it should always be him comforting you.Â
Well, that, and the undeniable fact that having you in such close proximityâso intimate, sharing a bed after a nightmareâis tantalizing, and that makes it dangerous.Â
But he doesnât know how to say any of that, how to thread those thoughts into sentences and push them from his disinclined tongue.
Or maybe he just doesnât want to.Â
Either way, it doesnât matter, because in the end you get your way, just like you always doâjust like he always lets you.Â
âAlright,â he finally says, the word nothing more than a defeated huff of breath. âAlright.â
Disappointment sinks hard and heavy in his chest, and Caleb bites his cheek, disgusted with himself. Itâs stupid to feel such dismay; he should be used to this by now. Maybe he had hoped that this time, he would be strong enough to deny you. How utterly silly of him to believe he was capable of such a feat.
âGosh,â you roll your eyes, playfully nudging his nose with your own. âDonât sound so excited.â
But your amusement is not contagious, Calebâs expression steadfastly dismal, your smile fading as your brow crinkles in confusion.
âHush, now,â he says, but his voice is gentle, pressing a chaste kiss to your forehead. âYou need rest.âÂ
The numbers glowing on his nightstand indicate that yes, you do need rest, you both need rest, and you nod, allowing Caleb to manhandle the two of you beneath his blankets.
The delicate scent of warm toffee and fresh orchid engulf him, one of Calebâs strong arms curled around your waist, slotting your back up against his chest.
âSleep,â he instructs, the order rumbling his ribs, his voice low and gruff. âMy little protector.âÂ
âShut up,â you mumble, but your eyes slip shut. âYouâll be thanking me in the morning.â
But Calebâs not so sure.Â
Because despite your presence being warm and comforting and full of home, Caleb canât fucking sleep.Â
Because you are too fucking close. Abnormally close; inappropriately close, and itâs driving him up the Goddamn wall.Â
Heâs tried everythingâfirst shuffling away a little, just to put a couple inches of space between your bodies; close enough for you to still feel his presence, and for him to still feel yours, but not too close to be considered indecorous.Â
When that didnât work, when your body sensed the loss and instinctually sought out his own, Caleb shoved himself so his back was pressed flush to the drywallâas far as he could possibly get without physically removing himself from the bed entirelyâbut that didnât help, either.Â
Because youâre like a little magnet, attracted to his body heat, burrowing through wrinkled sheets to glue yourself to his form as if it is natural, normal, entirely intuitive.Â
Even in sleep, youâre greedy.Â
Caleb supposes heâs even worse.Â
Caleb could, realistically, turn away from youâpresent you with his sculpted back and protect his front from your unconscious attacks; or leave the bed entirely, opting to sleep on the too-small, too-scratchy sofa in the living room downstairs so he doesnât have to worry about hands with minds of their ownsâhands desperate to touch and grope and mark, hands that canât keep to themselves. Caleb could wake you up and firmly insist that you go back to your own bed, exercising his Big Brother Authority and overruling any and all of your rebuttals and argumentsâbut he doesnât, because he canât.Â
Because heâs fucking weak, weak to his own wicked whims, a slave to his sins, drowning in his own desire. Itâs too good of an opportunity to give up, his deepest, darkest indulgences presented to him on a platinum platter, crafted by the devil himself. And Caleb isnât strong enough to resist itâs enticing allure, ironclad willpower melted to sticky silver in the heat of your body, seeping from your flesh into his, poisoning his blood and his brain.
Thatâs what you do to him; you eat up his logic and spit it back out, mangled and gross, you consume his highly prized self respect and military-grade discipline and reduce him to something desperate and degenerate.Â
And eventually, finally, his worst nightmare comes true.Â
Itâs stifling in his bed, the fabric of his t-shirt damp with sweatâyours, his, does it matter?âand plastered to his body. His tongue has turned to sand in his mouth, dry and grating and heavy. Swallowing does nothing to alleviate the discomfort, the action rough and sticky, the gummy walls of his throat sticking together with the motion.
Water would be nice, but thereâs no way for Caleb to slip from your embraceâa thigh thrown over his hip, a palm pressed to his sternumâwithout ruining your peaceful slumber.Â
And you do look oh-so-peaceful; so serene, so ethereal, so fucking breathtaking that itâd be a crime to spoil such a sight.
Moonbeams stream through the window, painting you in strokes of translucent silver. It catches on the beads of sweat adorning your neck, dewdrops that glitter with the steady throb of your jugular, and Caleb feels saliva begin to flood the underside of his tongue, thick and slimy.Â
Sweat has water in it, doesnât it?Â
It happens before he even has a chance to think it through, a primal desire his body knew needed to be met, tongue unfurling from its cavern slow and sick to trace along that jagged pulse.
Your neck arches into his taste, offering him moreâsuch a good little sister, you areâand he takes, a slave to temptation, tongue flattening against your flesh and licking one long, wide stripe from the notch of your collarbone to the hinge of your jaw.
Itâs delicious, better than anything he couldâve ever imagined, and Caleb laps at you again, harder this time, rougher this time.Â
Your essence, salty sweat and bitter perfume, explodes on his tastebuds, and something rattles, roars to life, deep within his chest. It ignites a hunger within him that cannot be satedâ dark, desirous, depraved as it claws at his sternum, no matter how much he takes, it always wants more, his desperate attempt to feed it only working to make it more voracious.
It awakens the monster rooted at the core of his soul, a sordid creature borne of something illicit and sinister and wrong many years ago. It sparks the ever-simmering addiction kindling in his rotten, charred heartâa craving that flares higher, burns brighter with every passing second, leaving him intoxicated and stupid, drunk on your aura.
If he doesnât cut it out heâs going to lick your skin rawâhow many licks to get to your sugary sweet center?âyour saccharine sweat staining his tongue.Â
His mouth latches over your collarbone and sucks, tongue swirling around the knob as his teeth scrape, nipping superficially. Tiny tangles of capillaries snap beneath the force, violet flooding the tissues beneath the thin barrier of skinâand oh, how sweet your blood must taste, how shameful to have it trapped beneath your flesh.Â
A soft moan vibrates in your throat as Caleb seals the mark with another heavy lave, pressing a singular kiss to the rapidly developing bruise. Pulling back slightly, violet eyes sweep across the mess heâs made of your flesh, fleeting marks that will fade much too quickly for his liking.
A callused thumb ghosts over the bloom, an involuntary whimper catching in his throat.Â
âSo pretty,â he breathes to himself, caressing the mark again.Â
A delicate shiver quivers through your flesh, procured by his airy words, and Caleb coos, tongue washing over your skin again in a crude caress, his hot breath cool against the glaze of saliva heâs painted in its wake.Â
âYâlike that?â he whispers, the question barely more than a wisp wafting over your soaked skin. âYâwant me to do it again?âÂ
You answer with the softest mewl and a groan rumbles his ribcage, his hips snuggling between your spread thighs, a dainty wheeze pressed from your chest as his weight bears down on you.Â
His tongue lolls out from between his teeth, thick strings of drool dripping off the tip to drizzle along your neck, sopped up a mere moment later as the slick muscle rolls along your flesh, following the scrape of his front teeth.Â
Another gentle tremble ripples through your formâsuch precious responses to your big brotherâs mouth!âand he runs his teeth along the curve of your throat again, revelling in how such simple actions can pull such gorgeous reactions from you, entirely subconscious.Â
That must mean you like it, right? Such responses clearly connote your enjoyment, donât they? You ought to know, on some subconscious level, that it is your big brother doing thisâthat it is Calebâs lips and Calebâs tongue and Calebâs spit, that it is Caleb that you are reacting to.
Itâs impossible to quell the slow gyrating of his hips as he feasts on your flesh, aching cock grinding against your thigh in messy little circles, fully hard and tenting flannel. He can feel the small pool of pre-cum steadily garnishing the slit, leaking through his PJ pants to leave shimmering smears of his perverted pleasure along the silky skin of your inner thigh.
Heâs getting greedyâhe knows he is, but he just canât seem to restrain himself, your essence too alluring to resist; a compulsion, uncontrollable and unquenchable.
He should stop before you wake to your big brother gnawing at your neck and humping your thigh; really, thatâs what any good, decent big brother would do. Your rest is important, after all.Â
He should do a lot of things.
But he doesnât, because he canât.Â
Or maybe he just doesnât want to.Â
The sensations are overwhelming; something heâs spent several years denying himself, something heâs spent several years dreaming aboutâit doesnât count if itâs just in his head, right?âand he finds himself drowning in it, embraced in the ecstasy.
âGod, fuck,â he whimpers, curse cracking in his throat. âYou feel soâso good.â
Forehead pressed into the crown of your head, his breath is sweltering and damp along your hairline, rough little moans spilling from his lips with each rut of his pelvis.Â
âYâso perfect for me, letting me use you like this,â he manages to gasp out, eyes squeezed shut, imagining how stunning you must look in the throes of pleasure; dazed eyes glazed with lust and rolling back in your skull, lips licked raw and mouth dropped open as the sweetest symphony plays on your tongue, spine bowing off his mattress as pure rapture climbs the notched vertebrae.
Oh, what heâd give to see such a sight, just once.
He wishes he could trick himself into thinking that a singular instance of experiencing such beauty would be enough to keep him from committing such a heinous act of indecency ever again, but he knows that isnât true.Â
Because already he wants more, gluttonous for your body, yearning to be buried in the warmth of your sweet little cunt; and heâs barely taken anything at all yet. Caleb canât imagine what sort of creature this monster would evolve into under such circumstances. Too much is never enough.Â
Caleb sure as hell canât trick himself into believing such nonsense, but he sure as hell can trick you.Â
He doesnât realize youâve awoken until he hears your tiny voice, muffled by his chest, fingers pressing into his tensing abs.Â
âCaeâCaleb?â his hips stutter at the sudden soundâso quiet, so scaredâhis cock twitching against your leg. âWhat are you doing?â
âShh,â he hushes you, body sliding down yours so he can search your face, so you can see the sincerity, the desperation, shining in his gaze, his cock pressed hot and hard against your core. âJustââ his hips roll once, a groan catching in his throat as his shaft is enveloped by your swollen lips, so easy to feel through the flimsy fabric of your pyjama shorts. ââEnjoy it.âÂ
âWh-What?â
âCome on, just this once.âÂ
âCaleb,â you begin, and the fear in your voice, tinged with a sick sort of curiosity, has another moan clawing at the back of his tongue, hips rolling into yours slow and purposeful. âThis isnât rightâŠâÂ
âNo one has to know,â he slurs out, nuzzling his cheek against your temple in a crude form of comfort. âWe keep so many secretsâwhatâs one more?â
âNo, Calebââ your hands furl into fists, pushing into lean muscle, and a dark, decadent sound of amusement drips from Calebâs lips. Oh, how pathetically precious the you think you could ever shove him off.Â
But your squirming is beginning to annoy him, that telltale aggression building in his chestâan anger only you seem to evoke, especially when youâre being uncooperativeâand he snarls, pulling back a little to fix you with an unimpressed look, his hips pinning you to his bed.Â
âTell me it doesnât feel good,â he glares at you, his words a cross between a growl and a whine, and itâs hard to tell if itâs a demand or a plead. âGo on, fucking tell me. Say âit doesnât feel good, Caleb. Your cock doesnât feel good, Calebâ. Come on.âÂ
Your lids clamp shut in the face of his intense, invasive stare, tears blossoming along the seam of your lashes, a pitiful squeak catching in your throat as your head shakes.
âNo? Why not?â A hand wreathes itself around your jaw, blunt nails biting into your cheeks, the pain causing your eyes to spring open. âIs it because you canât?âÂ
The question has that same taunting tone heâs used since you were kidsâthat infuriatingly blasĂ© Iâm-better-than-you cadence, the one that proclaims that youâre stupid and heâs superior, that he always winsâand a fierce flame of determination ignites within your ribs, eyes hardened and teeth barred.Â
âItâIt doesnât feelâOh, oh, Caeââ
And youâre trying, trying so desperately to force those words from your tongue, to spit them from your lips and devour the smugness glinting in his eyes, but then heâs moving again, the slick head of his cock rubbing over your clit in precise movementsâback and forth, back and forth.Â
That isnât fair, but when has Caleb ever played fair, really?
Heâs got you completely trapped beneath his body now, his knees digging into the mattress as he shifts his weight, forcing your thighs open wider.
âWhat was that? I didnât quite catch it.âÂ
âIâItâs notâIt doesnâtââ A mewl of frustration slices your sentence, chased by a groan of defeat.Â
âCâmon, angel, spit it out already if it doesnât feel good.âÂ
Squinting in the face of his mocking stare, you steel yourself, throat rippling with a thick swallow of resolve.Â
âWe shouldnâtââ The sentence splinters with a whine, your words pulled taught between virtue and desire.Â
Tears cloud your eyes, rendering Caleb nothing more than a shimmering blur, and you blink rapidly in an attempt to clear them, tiny droplets caught by your lashes.Â
âYouâre a terrible liar, yâknow that?â he breathes, the question damp on the shell of your ear. âI can feel how turned on you are, silly little girl.âÂ
His hips rock forward once in accentuation, the movement slow and purposeful, as if to prove a point. His clothed cock glides over your drenched cunt with ease and the head strokes your swollen clit again, another torrent of heat rushing to the apex of your thighs.Â
âAnd you know what this tells me?â his voice drops to a whisper. âIt tells me you like it.â
Pins of humiliation erupt across your cheeks, tingling heat flooding your face. A soft sob stutters your chest, head shaking in weak denialâa denial that you like it, or simply a denial that this isnât moral, neither of you can be sure.
âBesides, donât you wanna take my mind off that stupid nightmare?â His voice drops an octave, deep and devious, chills skittering across your skin. âThisââ he rolls his hips once in emphasis, âthis will help.âÂ
âCaeâŠâÂ
And he can hear it; can hear the internal struggle reflected in your voice, a tug-of-war between the need to please and the obligation to do whatâs right.
âCome on, be a good little sister for meâyou said you wanted to make me feel better, right? This will make me feel better. This will make me forget all about it.âÂ
This will bring him to the crest of bliss, the closest to Heaven heâs sure heâll ever get.Â
âIâŠI donâtââÂ
âWhy canât you just enjoy it with me, huh?â Caleb murmurs, dragging the words along your jaw then planting a kiss to the corner of your mouth. âGive in to it. Just this once.â
It doesnât take much coaxing before youâre nodding into his neck, body gone slack beneath his own; youâve always been so easy for him, so eager to obey even with venom in your mouth and fire in your eyes. Caleb supposes thatâs just a big brotherâs influence.Â
Because no matter how much you retaliate, how much you taunt and tease him, you have always wanted to be his good little girl. Praise from Caleb is sacred, precious, and rarely doled out. It must be savoured, protected, cherished.Â
And so you allow your big brother to find comfort in you, in the warmth of your body, in the melody of your moans, praying that this short-lived ecstasy will be enough to cleanse his mind of its nightmares.
âThereâs my good girl,â he hums, pleasant and triumphant, the reverence sealed with a chaste kiss to the edge of your hairline.Â
Then heâs pulling away and sitting back on his heels, an arrogant little smirk materializing on his lips at the discontented whine that sounds at the back of your throat. Violet stares down at you with such passion it nearly burns, his callused palms pushing your knees open wider, following the V of your thighs until finally, finally, he reaches the apex.Â
âFucking Christ.â
Drenched silk outlines the contours of your cuntâNo undies, huh? How naughtyâand Caleb reaches out, tracing the shape, pointer finger ghosting over every bump and dip and curve.Â
âGorgeous,â he breathes to himself, gaze hungry and unblinking, enchanted by your bodyâenraptured by your arousal, captivated by your reactions; the way every graze of his fingertip sends a delicate wave of pleasure tremoring through your flesh; the way his touch makes your lashes dither, unsure if they want to stay open or snap shut. âLet me see it.â
Potent lust leaves his voice husky, and while his sentence is a statement, it comes out as a pleadâdesperate, desirous.Â
Vying fingers pull your sleep shorts aside to reveal your glistening cunt, a whine vibrating deep in the back of his throat. Chest heaving with yearning, his trance stays unbroken, his mouth parted and his tongue pulsing with each of his heavy breaths.Â
For a moment everything is still, silent, Caleb revelling in the radiance of your body.
Then something snaps, the final thread of thin resistance broken, and heâs surging forward, teeth catching on your upper lip as his mouth collides with yours, procuring the prettiest little yelp to crack in your chest. He swallows it down greedily, tongue breaking through the barriers of lips and teeth to lavish your mouth in his spit.Â
His hips are moving again, shoved snug between your spread thighs, sharp hipbones carving bruises into supple flesh. Each forceful roll of his pelvis has his cockhead catching on your holeâso close, so closeâa vicious shudder coursing through his form.
And he can feel it, he can feel your cunt through the thin flannel of his pyjamasâteasing him, taunting him, tempting him, each gentle contraction begging for him to stuff it fullâanother groan rattling from his mouth into yours.Â
Itâs all simultaneously too much and not enough, the soft breaths of his name exhaled hot and heavy onto his waiting tongue and the eager fluttering of your cunt desperate to suck him in and the nails scrabbling at the back his neck andâand Caleb feels like heâs going to burst out of his fucking skin, flesh starting to split at the seams, if he doesnât get more, now.Â
Heâs hardly aware of what heâs doing, moving on pure instinct as a hand snakes between your bodies and paws at the waistband of his pants, the heel of his palm pushing it down just enough to free his aching cock.
A faint Caleb, no, wait! tugs at the back of his consciousness, blotted out by sheer lust as his palm wraps around the base of his cock, head bumping purposefully against your hole.Â
The cry that shatters in your throat as he shoves himself into your cunt is nothing short of gorgeous, his own responding whine straining his throat. One quick, hard thrust to bury himself to the hilt is all it takes before his cock is throbbing, filling you with copious amounts of cumâso much, too much, and Christ, when has he ever cum like this?
Itâs so intense that it has his whole body tensing, pleasure whiting his vision and wiping his mind and all he can smell, feel, taste is you, you, youâtoffee and orchid shooting straight to his brain, your body knotted with his, hips rocking up in desperate little movements as you try to fuck yourself on his spent cock, your sounds of pleasure sweet on his tongue and he licks into your mouth, starved for more.Â
âCaleb, Caleb, Caleb!âÂ
âMâhere, baby,â he slurs against your mouth, rubbing his lips into yours. âMâhere, come on, make a mess for me.âÂ
He isnât even sure you cumâsomething heâll berate himself for in the morningâbut in the moment it doesnât even matter, his brain so poisoned by the pleasure that itâs turned to a pulsating mush, intoxication flooding his veins as he submerges himself in you. His hips stutter as his cock twitches with those last few ribbons of cream, almost as if heâs trying to fuck his seed deeper into you, before his trembling muscles finally give out, Caleb collapsing on top of you.Â
âGod,â he gasps out, lips moving against the crown of your head. âTh-Thank you.âÂ
The gratitude is punctuated by a kiss to your hair, his breath hot and erratic on your scalp.Â
âThank you,â he says again, a singular arm twined around your waist as he manhandles you both onto your sides, your body cradled close to his chest.
And for the first time in a long time, Caleb falls into a peaceful sleep.Â
#caleb x reader#caleb x you#caleb x y/n#caleb smut#caleb lnds smut#lads smut#lads x reader#tw pseudocest#tw toxic relationship#inky.caleb
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shame them! shame them! / accepting / anonymous
â ïž so readily violent that I'm not sure Robbie and Purah didn't program them
     Concept://excuse you! Terrako's inclination towards justifiable violence at any given moment is a product of their own very robust self-learning systems, not due to any Sheikah interference! Supplementary or otherwise. ( Their original programmers have been defunct for a long time, so they don't count. )
     And what's to be concept://ashamed of about it? It's a valuable directive to have! Something learnt over years of observing organics, particularly the more diminutive ones, around it â it certainly gets the message across faster than any of its pitched beeps can.
#( ter.rako vc: i am very small. and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under#aflksjkdg thank you for this!! <3 )#* guardian / ic.#* ic / answer.#* ic / short.#ao.c verse tbt.
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azure's  sparkle with  WARMTH / CARE / SLIGHT WORRY  as the blond watched her talk about the little fox.  she was a good person.  one that showed him that his  ENDLESS BATTLE  against demonic forces  was worth  it ;    every life saved  precious.  especially if it  someone  as  bright / glowly as her.  kindness  was  a force itself ,   one no one should look at with  naiviety  or  disdain.   it was strong &  resilient.   even when facing  great  peril.   or worries.     gentle breeze made the  flowers dance as  the blond  hummed  thoughtfully          exhausted from last night's battle.  yet,  he was content  KNOWING  she was safe.  &  will  always be  ;   he swore to himself.  it was his  own  SELFISH DESIRES  to  make sure of that,  not only his ambitions / duties  as a guardian that made him feel that  way.
â             that  sounds like  a very  well  balanced diet.  the fox will  love all of it.    â       gaze dropped to his wound as  ACHING GREW WORSE ;   which  meant it either wasn't  healing  as  fast  as he'd  hope or enemies were nearby.  as guardians were  incognito  in the human worlds,  so where those  stinky  rodents.   they loved to  POSE AS MORTALS  &  cause havoc.   bring violence from within.   hoping that it was  option one,  naruto  sat up  a  little straighter &  grabbed his cardigan from besides him in the grass.  bright orange.  his mother would've scolded him for wearing that        it was too  ' attention - grabby '   or   ' loud '   in her words.  but he was alone now.   no one that'd  tell  him to  be  SUBTLE.  he had to finish them  off  tonight  so that she'd  be able to come here even in the  evenings again.
â            i'd just leave it there for today.  the police put a notice to not be  here during  the evenings & night time.  it's because of the fights here.  they will take it down,  when it's  safe again, 'ttebayo.  the little guy will know that it is from you.  foxes are  surprisingly smart  sometimes.  â    there was an inside joke there,  voice  calm / warm  but not pressuring in any way as  naruto got up.  putting  on the cardigan,  man's shirt rode up  MOMENTARILY.  bandages,  slightly crimson peaking out from underneath for few moments.    â             i'll  walk you  to somewhere close to your unit,  if  that's  okay with you.  the sun will go down  soon.  don't  want you to get  intro  TROUBLE  for being here.    â Â
As the stranger shuffled a bit to reveal more of his form from behind the looming tree, she was briefly taken aback by the color of his eyes. Azure blue that seemed to mirror the sky above them. Full of so much life, warmth, and strangely enough, oh so familiar as well. As if she had gazed into those enchanting hues on more than one occasion. Yet the man chatting with her was nothing but a stranger before her. With golden long locks and a kind, inviting smile, which could make anyone lower their guard. She was sure that if they had met before, she would have remembered him. His appearance wasn't exactly a common one.
Pink-tinted lips parted briefly to speak, finding fragile words dying on the tip of her tongue. Trying to place this strange sensation of familiarity. Perhaps they had passed by each other before on the streets? That had to be it. How else would he seem ever so vaguely familiar?
â O - Oh um - I brought chicken . . . as well as raspberries and blueberries. I read . . . that foxes really like berries. â
Tearing moon-kissed hues away from the man with a flustered squeak. Realizing far too late she had just been gawking at the poor young man for a little longer than she would have liked to admit. She shifted awkwardly where she stood, feeling embarrassed with herself. Instead, she turned her eyes towards the container sitting on the bench.
â Oh um . . . as well as some cheese. Tonight . . . I plan to bring them fish . . . along with some more fresh fruit. I think . . . the fox liked the salmon from last time . . . so I bought them more. â
Slowly, a warm smile began to wash over her while talking about the wild fox she fed. Eyes sparkling with a sense of warmth for the little creature. Sure - she knew she really shouldn't be feeding him. It's not a good idea to feed wildlife, but something about the little one drew her in each time. Like he needed her help. Or perhaps she just felt that was since she found them half-starved.
â I like to watch them eat . . . Hopefully, they will be here tonight. â
#đș maudlxne âĄïž the sun loved the moon so much that he fell everyday just to see her shine.#maudlxne#Ëâș. àŒ¶ âËâčââĄâËâș. àŒ¶ âËâč ic: uzumaki naruto.#đž â (naruto) verse: a guardianâs spirit duty to protect humanity from darkness.#long reply /#long post /#đź ( queue. ) â allâs well that ends better. â#gOD WHY AM I SO SLOW BUT here we go#nardo protecc and nardo will walk her home
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The one where the team tries to capture Catwoman
So in yj season 1, I think it would be funny if something was going on during a mission near Gotham, and Robin gets separated from the team for a bit. Then when he gets back to the bioship, he stops dead in his tracks and just stares at them.
Because they have Catwoman tied up. In his chair.
âHey guys,â he says with a false little cheer, âwhat have you got here?â
âRobin!â Mâgann looks so excited. âWe captured Catwoman! Batman is going to be so pleased!â
Robin lets out a little âHeh, sure,â before he takes a step forward. âSo why did you guys tie up Catwoman?â
âTo - to take her back to Batman,â Mâgann stutters.
Robin actually snorts, covering his mouth to hide his smirk. Catwoman clearly sees right through him, and she very obviously rolls her eyes at him.
âLaugh it up, birdie,â she drawls. âI was distracted.â
âIâm sure,â Robin laughs. Then he sobers up, and he sighs before shaking his head a little bit. Then he puts his hands on his hips and smirks at her. âSo does B know youâre gonna get delivered to him, all tied up with a bow on top? Should I wear headphones to bed tonight?â
âJust untie me, you little cretin.â
Robin shakes his head, making a little tsk tsk noise as he wags a finger at her.
âThatâs no way to speak to your liberator!â
âCareful, birdie,â Catwoman says, her voice low in warning, âor Iâll convince the bat to ship you off to boarding school.â
âHe wouldnât dare,â Robin challenges. âIâd ruin his life and he knows it.â
âUh, Robin,â Wally pipes in. âWhat the hell is going on?â
âCongratulations!â Robin tells his team, clapping his hands once and keeping them clasped as he leans forward. âYouâve managed to capture my sort-of-step-mom-of-the-month!â
âHey!â Catwoman complains. âI am not the batâs flavor of the month!â
âTell that to Talia,â Robin snorts. âShe was last monthâs.â
Catwoman is fuming. The team is horrified to realize that Batman has a sex life. Robin is just enjoying the chaos. Itâs delicious.
âIf itâs any consolation,â Robin says sweetly, âI like you best.â
âAww, how sweet,â Catwoman says sarcastically. âNow. Untie me.â
âWhatâs in it for me?â
They stare at each other for a long few minutes, no one saying a word. Then Catwoman sighs and closes her eyes before opening them slowly, glaring at Robin.
âName your price.â
âI want you to smuggle me in a cherry pie. A whole one, from the bakery near Robinson Park. And a pint of pistachio gelato from the ice cream place by Monarch Theater. And two liters of Dr. Pepper. Full sugar, not diet!â
âPlease tell me youâre not going to eat them together?â Catwoman sounds completely disgusted.
âSo what if I am? You asked my price, I gave it to you! Deal or no deal?â
âDeal. Now get let me go!â
Robin unties her with a smirk on his face the entire time.
âPleasure doing business,â he says sweetly to her as he pulls off the last rope. âText me if I need my headphones tonight, will ya? Last weekend was traumatizing. Iâm a child. Iâm not supposed to know what my guardian and his girlfriend get up to at night.â
âYouâre a menace.â
âAnd youâre loud.â
Catwoman damn near hisses at him, but Robin just continues smiling. She dusts off her costume, then huffs.
âIâll bring your goods by tonight. Leave your window unlocked.â
âWill do.â He gives her a lazy salute, and she shoves him to the side a bit as she leaves. Robin just cackles.
âDude,â Wally mutters, sounding so defeated. âDid you just let her go?â
âBatman wouldâve just yelled at you guys anyway,â Robin says with a shrug. âLeave the Gotham villains to the Gotham heroes, or Batman will have a cow.â
Robin goes to sit in his seat, and Mâgann reluctantly starts piloting the ship back to Mount Justice.
âIf anything, you guys should be feeling sorry for me,â Robin says dramatically, a hand over his chest. âIâm the one whoâs gonna have to listen to her complain about it when she inevitably visits him later tonight. Ugh, I can picture it now. Someone get me a puke bag!â
He gags, holding at his throat for extra dramatics.
âHave I ever told you that your life is so weird?â Wally asks.
âSeveral times, yes, thank you for pointing out the obvious.â
They get back to Mount Justice, and no one mentions anything about Catwoman.
Dick tells Bruce once they get back to the batcave. Selina ends up dropping off his payment later that night. Ten minutes later, Dick groans and puts on his noise cancelling headphones, then continues eating pie and gelato from his bed.
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DP X Marvel #30
Dani Phantom wasnât exactly trying to join a government-sanctioned group of reformed (read: questionably reformed) assassins, mercenaries, and general menaces to society, but in her defense, she didnât know what a Thunderbolt was. She thought they were just a bunch of really cool weirdos with snappy outfits who didnât mind that she phased through walls sometimes or accidentally vaporized a training drone.
It started when Dani, on the run from some GIW idiots, phased through several realities and crash-landed in the middle of a Thunderbolts operation â specifically, right between Bucky Barnes (grumpy, armed, tired) and Yelena Belova (chaotic, armed, also tired but hiding it better).
âIs that a child?â Yelena asked, peering over Buckyâs shoulder like he was a slightly inconvenient lamp.
Bucky, gun still raised, frowned. âThatâs a floating child.â
âI can see that, Captain Obvious,â Yelena snapped, flipping her knife casually in her hand. âWhy is she floating likeââ
Before she could finish that thought, Dani spun midair and zapped the rogue Hydra agents sneaking up behind them with a giant neon green energy blast. The agents went flying into a brick wall like someone had yeeted them across a football field.
ââŠOkay,â Yelena said brightly. âI like her. She can stay.â
âIâwhat?â Bucky sputtered, lowering his gun slightly. âSheâs a kid, Yelena.â
âAnd she vaporized five men without blinking,â Yelena pointed out, beaming like a proud aunt. âI say we keep her. Sheâs Thunderbolt material. Very murder-y. Very spunky.â
âSheâs like ten.â
âExactly. Sheâs moldable. We can teach her the good stuff early,â Yelena insisted, already imagining Dani learning to throw knives and argue over which snacks were superior.
Meanwhile, Dani floated down to their level, blinking wide green eyes. âAre you guys⊠superheroes?â she asked hopefully.
Yelena immediately lied through her teeth. âYes. Very professional. Very respected. No felonies.â
Bucky choked on absolutely nothing.
Thus began Daniâs unofficial, highly illegal induction into the Thunderbolts.
Nobody officially signed paperwork. Dani just started showing up. She helped steal Hydra files. She broke into a SHIELD safehouse for snacks. She haunted a couple of corrupt senators for laughs. The team decided if the government didnât want her around, they should have given them actual HR training.
The real problem started when Bucky and Yelena decided they were both, separately, her legal guardian.
âYou are not responsible enough to raise a kid,â Bucky said one evening, arms crossed while Dani hovered upside down from the ceiling chewing bubblegum she definitely stole from somewhere.
âAnd you are?â Yelena scoffed, tossing popcorn at Dani, who caught it in her mouth mid-flip. âYou still get confused by TikTok.â
âThatâs not the same as raising a kid!â Bucky barked. âShe needs stability. Structure. Rules.â
âShe needs to learn how to properly dismantle a car bomb in under thirty seconds,â Yelena said cheerfully. âYou Americans are so boring.â
âI fought in World War II, of course Iâm boring!â Bucky exploded.
âYouâre ancient,â Yelena sniffed. âYou probably think letting her get a tattoo is âdangerous.ââ
âSheâs a kid!â Bucky nearly screamed.
In the background, Dani giggled and skated on a conjured green energy hoverboard through the briefing room, knocking over chairs and sending a very concerned Red Guardian flying out of the way with a yell.
âThis is fine,â Yelena said as Bucky watched in silent horror. âShe is thriving.â
Thriving was one word for it.
Things escalated when Bucky tried to enforce an 8 PM bedtime.
âIâm literally a half-ghost,â Dani said, deadpan. âI donât sleep.â
Bucky blinked. âWhat do you mean you donât sleep? Everyone sleeps.â
Yelena, sitting smugly on the couch with a tub of ice cream, smirked. âHa! The child sides with me. We binge-watch shows until 3 AM.â
âYouâre killing her brain cells,â Bucky growled.
âUndead,â Dani corrected sweetly, phasing through the ceiling to avoid capture when Bucky tried to confiscate her ghostly hoverboard.
Meanwhile, other Thunderbolts members slowly realized there was a child among them and had no idea how to handle it.
Red Guardian tried to teach her Russian wrestling moves.
Taskmaster, after three failed attempts at babysitting, locked themselves in their room and refused to come out without bribes of coffee.
Ghost (Ava Starr) just accepted Dani as a background gremlin who occasionally made her coffee float across the room when she was too tired to move.
The real bomb dropped when Jazz Fenton stormed into the Thunderboltsâ compound.
Not walked. Stormed. Like an avenging angel armed with binders full of academic papers, parental rights lawsuits, and the righteous fury of an older sister forced to deal with supernatural nonsense since age twelve.
âWhat. The hell. Is going on,â Jazz asked, her voice eerily calm as she stared down Bucky, Yelena, Red Guardian, and Taskmaster at once.
Nobody moved.
Even Dani froze, halfway through trying to fit a stolen grenade into her backpack.
âYouââ Jazz pointed at Bucky. ââbrought my minor sister to an assassination mission.â
Bucky immediately tried to stand at attention like she was a general. âIn my defense, sheâs very good at itââ
âAnd youââ she pivoted to Yelena, who grinned unrepentantly. ââtaught her how to hotwire a motorcycle!â
âUseful life skills,â Yelena said brightly.
âAnd youââ Jazz growled at Red Guardian, who tried to blend into the wall. ââgave her vodka!â
âIt was for medicinal purposes,â Red Guardian said weakly.
Jazz took a deep breath, cracked her knuckles, and pulled out a thick legal document titled âFenton v. Thunderbolts: Custody Hearingâ that somehow already had signed pages, notarizations, and citations of obscure interdimensional child protection laws.
âI am taking her home,â Jazz said, enunciating every syllable like she wanted to bludgeon them with the concept of language.
Dani immediately wailed, âNooooooo! Jazz! I like it here! They let me have grenades!â
âYou are eleven!â
âTwelve and a half!â Dani insisted.
âI was giving her a flamethrower for her half-birthday,â Yelena said proudly.
Jazz pinched the bridge of her nose like she was resisting the urge to start swinging.
âI donât even know how you people are still alive,â Jazz muttered.
âLuck,â Bucky offered helpfully. âMostly luck. And sarcasm.â
âAnd murder,â Yelena added. âDonât forget murder.â
Jazz turned to Dani, crouching so they were eye-level.
âSweetie,â she said in the voice adults use when theyâre seconds from committing a homicide, âyou cannot justâŠjoin a government hit squad.â
âBut they have matching jackets,â Dani said, voice wobbling. âAnd Bucky taught me how to punch people really hard without breaking my own hand!â
âShe is surprisingly good at it,â Bucky muttered under his breath, rubbing his jaw where Dani had accidentally socked him two days prior during sparring.
Jazz looked up at the group, expression utterly blank.
âYou realize that sheâs technically a meta-human, a half-ghost, and a minor with no legal documentation in this universe, right?â
There was a pause.
Bucky blinked. âTechnicallyâŠ?â
Yelena shrugged. âTechnicalities are boring. She lives here now.â
Jazz threw her hands in the air. âThatâs not how this works! Thatâs not how any of this works!â
Dani, sensing weakness, clutched Jazzâs arm and put on the biggest, saddest puppy eyes she could muster.
âBut JazzâŠI finally have a family hereâŠâ she sniffled, lip trembling.
Bucky and Yelena, without missing a beat, immediately looked at Jazz like how dare you break her little heart you monster.
Jazz stared at them. âYou are manipulating me.â
âYes,â Yelena said brightly. âItâs working, no?â
Jazz closed her eyes, counted to ten in Esperanto, and resigned herself to the fact that apparently her life was now a living sitcom.
âI want a full academic curriculum. Supervision. No war crimes without prior approval. And absolutely, absolutely, no assassinations unless itâs self-defense and Iâm there to supervise.â
Dani fist-pumped midair. âYES!â
Bucky and Yelena high-fived behind her back.
âIâm going to regret this,â Jazz muttered.
âYou already regret it,â Bucky said, smirking.
And thatâs how little Dani Fenton, half-ghost clone, menace of Amity Park, became the official junior Thunderbolt, the semi-official godchild of two retired assassins, and the proud holder of a laminated âCertified Baby Badassâ card that Yelena made with glitter pens.
There were explosions. There were lawsuits. There were training montages.
There was Jazz drinking an entire bottle of wine while watching Dani yeet herself at Taskmaster with a battle cry of âYEET OR BE YEETED!â
There were Bucky and Yelena arguing over which martial arts Dani should master first (âRussian Sambo!â âNo, Krav Maga!â âSHEâS A CHILD YOU MANIACS!â) while Dani snuck off to teach herself breakdancing instead.
There was Dani winning the team sparring competition by phasing through everyoneâs attacks and slapping sticky notes labeled âLOSERâ on their foreheads before they even realized what was happening.
There was Jazz realizing too late that she was now somehow not only Daniâs sister, therapist, and guardianâŠbut also the unofficial mom of the entire Thunderbolts squad, a title she did not want but was too tired to fight.
And there was Dani â floating over the compound at sunset, arms spread wide, grinning so hard her face hurt â who realized for the first time in a long time that maybe, just maybe, being a weird half-ghost clone kid wasnât the worst thing in the world.
Especially if you had a dysfunctional murder family to back you up.
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TWO TIME HEADCANONS
i am obsessed with this freak and need to dump my thoughts
WARNINGS: brief mentions of blood (involving two time's wings) and cults, two time being two time word count: 914
authors note: i'm extremely rusty with writing and i quite literally never use tumblr. please forgive any mistakes i've made as i try to get the hang of this đ
First of all, Two Time is absolutely enamored by you. The two of you are practically connected by the hip. It may seem a bit much, but they just feel so drawn to you! Why wouldn't they want to spend every waking moment by your side?
Very touchy. Their hand is usually almost always on some part of you in public, most likely on the small of your back or simply holding your hand.
They would likely refer to you as their "guardian angel."
You'll catch them staring a lot pre relationship with that signature smile on their face.
Glances turn into full-on staring, innocent touches seem to last longer, your personal space seemingly becoming shared between the two of you.
In all honesty you probably catch on fairly quick to their habits.
From across the cabin you could feel eyes trained on your frame. Most would find this unsettling, but you honestly didn't mind. You didn't move to find the source, nor acknowledge it for that matter.
However Chance, who you had just been talking to, seemed more focused on something behind you rather than conversing. You tilted your head in confusion before twisting your body around to discover the distraction. Ah, that suddenly made a lot more sense. Settled up on the second floor, Two Time gazed down at you while their arms rested on the wooden railing. Their smile seemed to grow the moment your eyes locked with theirs. Chance would address you, asking something along the lines of "Are they bothering you?" In response you would only wave your hand dismissively. Their behavior, albeit creepy at times, didn't bother you. It was almost...endearing.
As stated by the devs, Two Time is a little "insane in the membrane." But this doesn't mean that you love them any less!!
They can and will talk to you about the cult and the Spawn as a whole.
Speaking of that, Two Time would love for you to be a member of the cult someday! They won't force you by any means, but that doesn't mean they won't try and persuade you.
Sometimes you'll catch them watching you while you sleep. They'll just..stare at you. They almost act like a cat in that regard.
They sleep almost completely still minus the subtle rise and fall of their chest.
You might just end up staring at them instead. They look so peaceful when they're asleep, so serene.
I'd like to think that Two Time naturally runs colder than most people. Their hands would be like ice cubes.
PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE GIVE THAT CULTIST A HUG!!! WARM THEM UP RIGHT NOW!!!!
Two Time will melt if you touch their hair. I'm not arguing about this I am correct and anyone else is WRONG /lh
One of their favorite things is when you comb your fingers through their hair as they lay on top of you after a round is completed. It makes them feel safe
The two of you have totally fallen asleep on the cabin's couch before
If you're an active participant of the games(?), Two Time will always put your safety before theirs. A killer is trying to attack you? Theyâre using their body as a shield to protect you.
As much as they want to keep you safe, you're very against their methods. Your heart sinks whenever you see their wings burst from their back.
Sat on their bed, your hand gently trailed down from Two Time's shoulders, to their back, to just below where their wings had sprouted from their back the round prior. Their shirt still had remnants of dry blood, just barely blending into their black top.
You hadn't meant to get in the way. One moment you were assisting with a generator, and the next you were almost another victim of the masked killer, Jason. You surely would have perished right then and there if Two Time hadn't grabbed you by the arm, pulling you behind them as they took the blunt of the attack.
As you relived the events again in your head, a shuddered breath left the cultist sitting in front of you. Snapping out of your daze, you muttered an apology. You didn't want them to be hurt, to have put their life on the line for you.
"The Spawn would be pleased in knowing you're safe."
Two Time spoke, tilting their head back and smiling your way. It was pained.
Deep down you knew they would do anything for you, but you couldn't help but feel guilty. Even "The Spawn" seemed to encourage Two Time's efforts despite the pain that came with it. So wordlessly you shook your head.
You leaned forward, placing a soft but fleeting kiss just in-between their wings. Their posture stiffened at your actions, almost making you wonder if you had upset or even worse, hurt them. But they soon relaxed, releasing a sigh of contentment. You took notice of the way their face blossomed in color.
A wave of silence washed between you two. However as your finger traced shapes along their shoulder, your partner spoke up again, although a bit quiet.
"Perhaps they would be pleased with my safety as well.."
Their muttering, that small revelationâit brought a smile to your face. Carefully you leaned in and placed a kiss on their cheek, causing them to chuckle. They're devoted to The Spawn, but to you as well. Even if it conflicts, they'll try and make you happy <3
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Knux, doesn't it get tempting to have such a powerful artifact in your possession? Many men have died and killed in hopes of attaining the Master Emerald. Have you ever considered using the Master Emerald for personal gains and make your wildest dreams come trueđ? There must be something you must want.
"No."
There was no desire to use the Master Emerald in such a fashion, after all...that is what essentially brought his Tribe to extinction. He wasn't about to repeat history like that. Plus, he had no such desire for power or the likes â he was content with who he was and what he had, no more no less.
"T'clarify...I do not 'possess' t'Master Emerald, I am simply it's guardian 'n protect it from t'ose who wish t'use it for such purposes. Plan 'n simple."
#IC {Knuckles}#ask#answered#anon#anonymous#Knux VC: I do now 'own' the Master Emerald in any sense of the word; I am it's Guardian and Protector but not it's Owner
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