#zoro you idiot

[shamblingrevenant]

The sheer whiplash of going from Luffy struggling to climb a mountain while carrying Nami and Sanji, stubbornly refusing to let them die, not even caring that his fingers are bleeding and he's freezing after giving his coat to Nami... to THIS

[kiara-bkdk]

ZOROOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

them

[noveratus]

Thinking about why Zoro and Sanji's rivalry is so important to both of their characters beyond 'just a gag.' To Zoro, Sanji is the closest thing to Kuina that he has now. Not in the sense of an obstacle he needs to overcome, that's Mihawk, but rather as a rival, he is constantly competing against and pushing him forward in a way even Luffy really can't since while Luffy reminds Zoro of the finish line and his goals, Sanji is the baby steps, he is a representation of getting them and their bickering is the reminder that he has to keep getting stronger and that, even if he hasn't reached where he wants to get yet, he is improving because Sanji is improving and he can't let him become stronger than he is.

Then there is Sanji. I honestly think that Sanji really looks up to Zoro, more so than any other Strawhat. He has done so from the moment they met, and Zoro proclaimed to Luffy he wouldn't lose again. He admires Zoro's strength, yes, and his ability to protect those he cares about without needing to change who he really is, but he also admires Zoro's ambition, his determination to keep going no matter the odds, how important he has made himself to be due to sheer force of will alone and deep down he craves that, to be important and wanted for who he is, but believes himself to be less important than Zoro.

I think that is particularly clear during the 'nothing happened' scene. Sanji offered himself to die there because he thought he was the least important of the straw hats. He owed his life to them, particularly Zoro and Luffy. Zoro, however, offered himself because he refused to see another person he loved die like Kuina did. Sanji was ready to die for that exchange. Zoro wasn't, he was trying to hold on to life until the very end, but he was willing to for the sake of his captain and his crew.

I think that the tragedy of their relationship is that I don't think either of them truly understand the other at all, despite understanding the other better than anyone else in the crew besides Luffy. They don't truly understand how much the other truly cares about them, and so they end up thinking their relationship is considerably more superficial than it actually is.

[beanghostprincess]

luffy knowing a bit too much information about beetles and zoro being oddly good at math are concepts that make me extremely happy for no reason

[green-crocs12]

idiots in love (nami already hates them)

[eureka-its-zico]

~CHAOS IN THEIR BONES~

Chapter Master List

Ongoing Series

Synopsis: All your life you’d listened to your friend, Usopp spin wild tales about pirates and adventure. Pirates weren’t a thing that came often to Syrup Village, but one straw hat pirate and his crew changed all that the day they arrived. Now, you aren’t so sure if your sleepy little village was always pirate-free or if no one had been paying attention.  

Season 1 East Blue Arc

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10

Loguetown Arc

Wanted

Synopsis: After the defeat of Arlong, at Arlong Park, the five of you promised to yourselves, and each other, to achieve your dreams on your way to the Grand Line helping Luffy search for the One Piece. It seems simple enough, except for the minor detail that you died. Coming back from the brink of death, Zoro and the others have noticed you haven’t been the same. You aren’t sure if it’s Death himself chasing after you or something far more sinister. But facing your inner demons won’t be the only fight you’ll have to worry about when family comes calling. 

Part 1

[breaktheelevator-blog]

I did it again! Redrew a panel from @lesbomaticlove ‘s comic because the facial expressions GET ME EVERY TIME HOLY FUCK

Sanji finally made it to the “unashamedly horny on main” stage of the grieving process, I’m so happy for him!

[invye]

We are interrupting our regularly scheduled program to bring you a snippet of a potential ZoSan undercover as a married couple fic:

(Timeline wise shoehorned in sometime shortly after the timeskip, before the Strawhats make it back into the news big time.)

(People need saving from a exclusive circle of nobility, but most of the Stawhats have already been seen around the island, so the lot ends up on Zoro and Sanji to try get in posing as a freshly married couple on their honeymoon to try get more information.)

[after coming up with the plan and Zoro and Sanji hesitantly agreeing]

Robin: "You seem a little stressed, Cook-san."

Sanji, chain-smoking his third cigarette: "I'm fine, I'll do this… I just… I don't like lying about something as significant as marriage, alright? I know it's stupid, but that's just how I am."

Luffy, perking up from where one might have thought he wasn't paying attention at all: "Oi, Sanji, promise to protect Zoro?"

Sanji, puffing out smoke: "Obviously, the Marimo would get lost within all of two seconds without me having his back."

Luffy: "Good! Now, Zoro--!"

Zoro, already rising to the bait: "Oi, if anyone is protecting anyone, I'll be guarding your lanky ass, shit cook!"

Luffy, laughing: "Alright, then as the captain of this ship I hereby pronounce you married!"

Zoro:

Sanji:

Robin: "Oh my, congratulations!"

Brook: bursts into song

Luffy, grinning at Sanji: "See, now it's not a lie anymore, so you don't have to feel bad about calling Zoro your husband."

Zoro: "LUFFY!!! YOU CAN'T JUST--"

Sanji: wordlessly walks off to get ready for the mission

Usopp: "Wait, wait!" runs after Sanji, grabbing his wrist

Sanji: stares

Usopp, sweating nervously: "Need your ring size…"

Sanji: staring intensifies

Usopp, scurrying off as quickly as humanly possible: "Wedding gift!"

Luffy, in the distance, still being yelled at by Zoro: "Too bad we don't have time to celebrate, I really want some wedding cake… :("

[pewpop]

is this ooc? idk and I don't care

[dragonbornphoenix]

Zoro right after promising Sanji they were going to do a bunch of freaky stuff.

⚔️ 🚬 🏴‍☠️ 👒 🥵 😴

[piratespencilart]

Still thinking about transfem Sanji... Her relationship with Zoro does not change At All.

[diamondsheep]

Happy Birthday to the Best Cook Ever 💛💛💛

[whispers-of-lilith]

[At the store]

Sanji: Excuse me, this lovely companion of mine lost their moss-headed boyfriend, can I make an announcement?

Worker: Uh, sure go ahead.

Sanji: *dramtically clearing his throat at the pa system* goodbye you little shit.

You: ...I knew I shouldn't have let you make the announcement.

[datkat08]

Zosan drunk dancing. 💚💛 (mini fic)

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It’s a party on the Sunny as everyone is celebrating Luffy’s birthday. Brook is playing the violin like a fiddle and Usopp, Luffy, and chopper are singing and swaying while Franky provides effects and epic poses. Nami and Robin are smiling and clapping to the rhythm. In time the grass becomes a dance floor. Franky invites Robin to dance and she gladly takes his hand, smiling and laughing. Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper are dancing together now too, in a circle. Sanji goes to dance with Nami first. Zoro just observes everyone and sips on his sake. Nami mutters something to Sanji and the man glances briefly at Zoro before muttering something back. Were they talking about him?

Later Robin sends off Nami and Chopper who turn in for the night. The party rages on. Sanji, now a couple drinks in, sits next to Zoro who hasn’t moved. Usopp is telling exaggerated tales to Luffy and Franky who are eating it up.

Then the mood noticeably shifts as Brook slows his playing to a sweet, romantic classical tune. Robin and Franky join up again and dance along slowly. Usopp is humming and swaying along to the music. Luffy watches everyone with stars in his eyes. That’s his nakama, his family, and he couldn’t be happier to spend his birthday with them.

Sanji stands. He extends his hand to Zoro who freezes in place. “Cmon marimo, you’ve barely moved this entire time.”

“No way, shitty cook.”

“What, are you embarrassed? Are you telling me you can’t dance?”

He looks down in silence. Then, he’s being pulled to his feet.

“Don’t be such a stick in the mud. I’ll show you.”

Zoro reluctantly lets the blond man drag him to an empty spot on the grass. There’s a hand on his shoulder, then one on his waist, and Sanji is looking far too amused for his liking. Zoro slowly moves his hands to hold Sanji’s own waist, feeling heat pooling in his cheeks.

“Here, you move your right foot like this, and your left like this, and then…”

He tries his best to follow the movements, feeling very out of his element (especially because of who he was doing this with). He didn’t know how the cook got him to do things like this.

“You’re doing fine, stop looking so nervous.”

He looks up to see Sanji eyeing him fondly, and the look nearly sends him into cardiac arrest. Then, Zoro breathes a laugh and shakes his head. “I can’t believe you.”

Zoro eventually gets a good enough handle on the rhythm, and he finally finds himself relaxing. He looks at Sanji again who is now looking past him, admiring the sprinkle of stars in the night sky. Something stirs in his gut and for some reason he can’t seem to look away from the man. There’s something about the way the moonlight catches on his skin like he’s glowing, the glimmering stars pooling in his eye. And in that moment he feels like he could drown in his gaze.

Sanji catches him staring and locks eyes with him again. Maybe it’s the music, or maybe it’s the alcohol. Maybe it’s the way they’re holding each other and swaying in silence. Maybe it’s the soft light of the moon or the sound of the ocean waves. But something moves their faces closer together, and then their lips connect gently and tenderly.

Maybe it wasn’t any of that. Maybe it was something as simple as: they loved each other.

[beanghostprincess]

Zoro prefers to kiss his boyfriends' foreheads/heads. He steps into the kitchen and Sanji doesn't stop cooking, so he just says good morning to him with a tired grunt and kisses the back of his head, pulling him closer with a hand on his waist before sitting on the table to have breakfast; Every time Luffy falls asleep on him, he kisses the top of his head while he lets his captain rest on his shoulder. He keeps doing this during Luffy's nap, and every now and then he just places kisses on his head, peacefully listening to him sleeping; Whenever Usopp is scared before fighting, Zoro forcefully grabs him by the cheeks and kisses his forehead a few times, making sure Usopp will come back to him safe whatever happens. Making sure he knows he's strong enough, but he'll be there if anything happens.

Luffy always kisses his boyfriends' cheeks, although it's a mix between kissing and biting, depending on the day. When Sanji is rightfully furious at him for sneaking into the kitchen to steal food, Luffy always fixes it by kissing his cheeks over and over again to calm him down (it always works); Whenever Zoro doesn't pay attention to him, he just bites his cheeks to bother him but it only ends up with Zoro kissing him back and pulling him close and they either end up wrestling or falling asleep on top of each other; Every time Usopp does something cool (like catching a rare beetle or a huge fish or, just, being himself) Luffy can't hold himself back and hugs him close to press his lips against his cheek really, really hard.

Sanji is a romantic, so he always goes for the lips. Somehow, he and Zoro always fight, so he just kisses him to shut him up when it gets too frustrating and they end up making out, pulling him close with all of his strength; Whenever Luffy acts silly, talking about his dreams with a huge grin on his face, Sanji just has to kiss him all of a sudden, noticing the taste of hope and freedom on Luffy's lips; Every time he's alone with Usopp, doing absolutely nothing besides enjoying each other's company, Sanji kisses him slowly and softly and running his hands through the sniper's hair.

Usopp chooses to kiss their scars, always a bit of guilt behind but worshipping their sacrifices. He kisses Zoro on top of his left eye whenever he gets mad at him for annoying him while he works out because it always makes him stop and blush and pick up Usopp to kiss him better; Whenever he's making love with Sanji he kisses the scar over his chest that was made by Enel back in Skypiea, protecting both him and Nami, and it always makes Sanji's heartbeat go a bit faster; He always kisses Luffy's chest scar because he wants to remind him that they'll never go away again and he regrets not being there for him when he needed it the most, his captain always smiling wide at that, reassuringly.

[brainrotcharacters]

opla zoro smiled and I immediately thought "oh you've never been adopted by an extrovert before have you 🥺"