#zone sama

[hatebitxh]

Inktober 6 -Golden

[frenksdrawings]

Princess Zone-Tan

[stardxstsleep]

THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN

+ a shaded ver

[moltengarnet]

Reiko Biker Girl Theme (ZONE) x Science is fun (Portal 2) mashup made with Rave.DJ.

[janwon]

supporter

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[eta-volantis]

I tried listening to Hugo in Japanese and I definitely have to say I much prefer the English dub personally.

As for Vivian, I prefer her Japanese dub, I think.

[lachatalovematcha]

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[samusadhd]

[yandepostal-fanfic]

YandePOSTAL Chapter 3

The Convention

(CW: FURPHOBIA, STEVEN SEAGAL, NSFW THEMES, ZONE-SAMA, AUTISM-SPEAKS/ABLEISM)

Emira & her Aunt Corkscrew were getting ready to visit a Convention in town. Apparently, Corkscrew had an Old “Colleague” attending there, & wanted to catch up.

“Not gonna lie, it's kinda strange that you like Video Games, but not Anime.” Corkscrew explained. “Your father was a Vice-versa Guy - He liked anime, but not Video Games.”

“Well, that's interesting to know.” Emira responded.

—

They made it to the Convention.

Above the entrance is a large curtain that reads “Gyonoryu Goonercon Fun Festival of Filthy Freaks.”

In the distance, Emira & Corkscrew spot a random angry mob of young-ish adult men with Wooden Katanas carrying a Fat Man with red sunglasses & a larger outfit to hide his size - this was Steven Seagal, an infamous phony-martial-artist & actor.

“Holy shit, what's Steven Seagal doing here?” Emira chuckled. “Why's he being apprehended by his own Mall Ninjas?”

The crowd of LARPers dragged Mr Seagal to a Police-Woman.

“MISS OFFICER THIS MAN IS ATTACKING YOUNG BOYS!” Said one of the Mall Ninjas.

“AIN’TCHY’ALL MUHFUGGUHZ YUNG BOAHZ?!” Mr Seagal shouted in his horrendous Blaccent. “OAWFFISSUH, DEEZ LIL SHITZ JUMPED MAH AYUSS, IT WUZ SEIWLF DUHFENCE!”

“... I guess he's under arrest…?” The Officer reluctantly, but gladly responds, knowing of Seagals' plentitude of other horrid allegations.

“Shit, it took ‘em long enough!” Said a little android standing next to Emira & Corkscrew.

The android was about 4 feet & 8 inches tall, had shiny Metallic Blue Skin, a white suit & Royal Blue Tie &, a face & voice HEAVILY resembling a deceased Actor - Gary Coleman.

“Uhhh.. Whatchu doin’ here, Webster…?” Emira Asks, confused as to why a little android is present in the likeness of a dead man.

“Oh, Sensei-Fatso over there decided to take me, Mr Colebot, with him as his lil’ Conversation Piece.” Colebot explained. “I knew I could Escape with ease, knowing I looked like a kid.”

“Damn you're clever.” Corkscrew complimented.

“Thanks. I think I spotted my buddy, VerneTron Troyerborg.” Colebat Beeps while turning another direction. “Catch you two later!”

As Colebot went on his way, so did Emira & Corkscrew.

—

“Say, who's this old friend of yours?” Emira asked.

“It's a Long-ish story,” Corkscrew replied. “I remember her from before I decided to transition. As for what she does for a living… let's just say part of it involves her enthusiasm about… Animated ‘Films’ I guess…?”

“Animated Films as in ‘a woman, a pizza delivery guy, & an octopus love each other a bit too much’ type of stuff…?” Emira snickers.

“Ugh… yes.” Corkscrew grumbled.

—

While Corkscrew went to see her old colleague, Emira decided to explore through the many vendors of the convention.

“Come-One, Come all! Witness the most bizarrely ingenious breakthrough of technology!” Said a Blue-Haired woman in a Lab Coat. “This Hammock has the ability to duplicate anything!”

“How the hell do you Clone something with a hammock of all things…?” Emira thought to herself. “There's no way a friggin’ hammock can just duplicate something.”

She then saw a Ghoulish-Looking Woman in an Orange Hoodie & Blue BillCap Hat, grooving her way to Emira with 4 chicken sandwiches at once - 2 in each hand.

“Hey, That thing actually works!” Said the woman, in a slightly-raspy voice with a small mid-eastern accent. “That's how I got 4 of these sandwiches, haha! You should go see it for yourself!”

“T-Thank you…?” Emira stuttered a bit. Emira’s heart started to hustle a bit & beat faster. “What's your name? I wanna let the Hammock lady know you recommended that I check things out.”

“The name's Nasira.” Said the Ghoul. “You take care & have a good one… uhh, what's your name?”

Emira began to ponder out of the blue. Would she say her actual name or…?

“Most people just call me Postal-Chan.” Emira Responded. “You have a good time too, okay Nasira?”

The two girls shook hands & went about their business. For some reason, It didn't occur to Emira about why Nasira looked like a Ghoul, but she figured the lass probably survived a very nasty fire at some point.

—

The Line to the Hammock wasn't very Long - just a few people with Expensive Action Figures. At the front of the line, however, was Filia Medici from Skullgirls with a hard-cover Autographed copy of “Francis of the Filth” by George “Joji” Miller. Filia then accidentally trips on a small dip in the floor, causing her & the book to fall into the hammock which was spinning & spitting bursts of energy like some fucked-up Hyper-Particle-Accelerator. Filia was then launched into a wall, while the book was nowhere to be found - except for Another Filia with different clothes that were Filthy & hair that was Pink.

Joji then appeared with some paramedics, who pried Filia out of the wall with crowbars & put onto a stretcher. Joji then detected the Filia-Clone, before an expression of terror washed over his face. Joji no longer had Pink-Guy & Filthy Frank in his brain anymore - they lay on the floor in front of him.

Emira then approached FrankuFilia, as her bright-pink hair suddenly grew eyes & a mouth!

“EY BOSS!!” Shouted the hair.

Joji then fainted, Emira screamed bloody-murder, & FrankuFilia raised her head & yelled “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

Emira then steps back, as FrankuFilia got on her feet, dusted herself off, & lifted the neck of her shirt for the sole purpose of checking out her cleavage.

“Francine of the Filth it is then.” the clone grumbled. “At least I have a new place to shove ravioli into!”

This incident gave Emira an idea - if the hammock can not only just Clone objects & people, it can merge them with boundless possibilities!

While Emira was entranced by her own imagination, Shtopor returned with her old colleague, which made Emira's Serpentine Pupils dilate & her face turn a bright sweating crimson.

“Emira, this is my old friend, Zone-Tan.” Shtopor casually cheers while presenting the Purple Hoochie-Mama, whom Emira had years prior looked up naughty pictures of on Public Internet Cafe computers on multiple bouts of shenanigans as a Teenager.

Emira snaps out of her trance & looks around some more, as she had her first Component - a living being for the hammock, but now needed a second component - something like a Toy or Book. Eventually, Emira spots an Action Figure of the Falconer-Predator from “Predators” held in the hands of a nearby Vendor.

“Ms. Zone-Tan, Imma need you for a sec!” Emira says as she grabs Zone-Tan by her waist while zooming towards the toy vendor, swiping the Predator toy like the speedy tongue of a Chameleon.

“SHTOPOR HELP, YOUR NIECE IS FUCKING CRAZY!” Zone-Tan shouted.

Emira then flings Zone-Tan & the Predator Action figure into the hammock. The hammock kept spinning & spinning, while arcs of Energy began whizzing around the surrounding air.

Before the hammock became too bright to see, Zone-Tan launched out of the Hammock into Corkscrew. As the light from the hammock weakened, the new fusion deactivated its integrated cloaking Device. The towering Yautja action-mannequin had Scaly green skin, purple dreadlocks, & solid pale-green joints, & her armor had many decorations of the ZONE Skull Logo. The Vinyl Huntress removes her mask - revealing a Face that would definitely look like Zone-Tan, save for the Yautja features, such as those 4 Mandibles. The Huntress looks at her hands, & then at Zone-Tan - their mutual gaze seemed to be strong.

“I have a serious urge to duel yonder redhead to the finish.” The Huntress hissed. “Can I do that…?”

“Hey, Take it easy!” Zone-Tan tried to de-escalate the situation. “Look, I'll give you a name - how about… Zone-Skarr, is that cool?”

“*Sigh* Fine, sure.” Zone-Skarr calmed down.

In the Background, a Finnish-Brazilian Tourist Girl saw what was going on, & decided to cut in line to test the hammock even more, using herself, an Old action figure of Demoman from Team Fortress 2, a Plush of Hatsune Miku, & a replica of the HF-Murasama from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance.

Emerged was what would obviously be expected: Jet-Demo-Miku.

The Vendor who owned the hammock finally decided the enough was enough. “STOP!” The vendor yelled. “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO MORE OF THESE BULLSHIT AMALGAMATIONS. I'M GONNA DRIVE MY ASS ALL THE WAY TO CLIMB MOUNT FUJI & THROW THIS FUCKING HAMMOCK INTO THE LAVA!”

The Vendor then tore down the hammock, hastily folded it up, & stormed out of the convention.

Suddenly, a Massive Sky-Blue Van Crashed into the Convention, running over a few bystanders & the Angry Vendor. The Logo on the Van looked like a Rubix Cube that was entirely Dark Blue, with the Words “BluBox Eugenics” next to it.

Someone then Yelled “BLUBOX” amongst Everyone in Line for what used to be the Magic Hammock, as they all started to frantically scatter in extreme Panic.

The Doors of the Van opened, & out flooded a bunch of Middle-Aged White Women, all with Tall Stocky builds, Blonde Hair & Blue Eyes, & wearing All-Blue Uniforms with Arm-Bands bearing the same logo on the Van & hats resembling Blue Rubix Cubes.

“Alright Ladies, we got these baboons in our Sting Convention!” One of the Women hollers in a Mid-Western American accent, as she brandished a sort of Stun-Net meant for Humans. “LETS CATCH & CURE US SOME SPERGS!”

The Mall Ninjas from Earlier then came inside, saw the BluBox Agents with surprise, & then ferociously glanced back at a random crowd of Fursuiters just eating some food nearby.

“IT WAS YOU FREAKS!” One of the Mall Ninjas shouted. “YOU SNITCHING DEGENERATES!”

Suddenly, a Crowd of Half-Beast people came ready to fight the Mall Ninjas. Among the Beastfolk, emerged a Black guy bearing the head of a Dog with White Fur.

“You filthy diddlers are the ones to talk, with ol’ Seagal being your ‘king’!” shouted the Dog Man. “Those costumers you target are innocent, you motherfuckers! Taste our Claws!”

“YO AYUSS IZZ TOO LATE, REX!!” Said Steven Seagal, who returned as a Colossal Beast on Mechanical Legs & armed with two Heavy AK rifles. “WE BRINGIN DIS SHIT DOWN MUHFUGGAH!!”

“Fuck this shit, we're outta here!” One of the fursuiters yelled.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TOWN?!” Zone-Tan screamed. “GOOD LORD I SHOULD'VE WENT TO OSAKA INSTEAD!”

Emira, Shtopor, & Everyone Else fled for Cover, as a full-blown shootout unfolded in a matter of seconds. Some of the Fur-Suiters are given guns by the Beast-Folk to protect themselves whilst they flee. Other Furries who weren't Lucky are either slain senselessly by the crude weapons of Mall Ninjas or captured in nets alongside them by BluBox Agents.

“Alright guys, I have a plan!” Filthy Francine explained. “I'm pretty sure those Blubox skanks came here on Private Jets & Choppers or something. If they have a Chopper, I could fly us to Australia for safety!”

“Oh, Australia?” Zone-Tan hissed before switching to a stereotypical Aussie Accent. “Yeah, like a bunch of Spoiduhs & Snakes & Sharks & shite are gonna serve us some fuckin’ Spaghetti Jaffles offa duh Barbie, ya cunt!”

Zone-Skarr then punches Zone-Tan in the shoulder.

“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SEC!” Emira snapped, before glancing at Shtopor. “I'm sure my Auntie has a plan… Right?!”

Shtopor had a pensive look on her face for a few seconds.

“I got it!” Shtopor exclaimed. “Francine, there's some friends I know that may help my Niece & I for our own goals, as well as get the rest of you guys to safety. If for whatever godforsaken reason any one of you guys want to stay, speak now.”

“We’re staying.” said a familiar metallic voice.

It was Colebot, VerneTron, & Nasira from earlier.

“Oh shit, Chicken Sandwich Ghoul-Girl & the Mechanical Midgets from Earlier!” Emira exclaimed.

“The 3 of us figured out that The Dudette in the Dinosaur-Skin Vest had some ties to us in some way.” Nasira explained. “Specifically interactions between us or our loved ones with her Father - he's still in America, but… doesn't seem to know about her.”

Emira’s heart sank, despite being well aware of this information. “Thanks for reminding me…”

“Look, we're willing to fight by your side!” Nasira said. “Safety in Numbers, dammit!”

"I don't mean to interject," Zone-Skarr says, as she gently hold Jet-Demo-Miku's Shoulder. "Both of us came from Action Figures of Canonical Swordsmen - We could make an AWESOME Team, no?"

“OK, now that we got some things squared away,” Shtopor explained further. “Emi, We'll get home & stock up on suppli- wait, kakogo cherta?!”

Shtopor then froze, as a familiar sound of an Oni-Rex's thunderous footsteps made itself known - The Yokai have followed Emira. Accompanied by the Yokai were sounds of various Women yelling muffled Battle-cries - The Yakuza from last night have returned in kahoots.

Overhead, Shtopor’s Car was thrown by another Oni-Rex across the entire area, rendering the option of an escape vehicle much more difficult. Thankfully, Emira’s Weapons were in the Car, unscathed.

“OH FUCKING SHIT!” Emira Shouted.

“OK, Plan B.” Shtopor Groaned. “Emi, there's a Museum attached to a Military Compound down Southeast. If you make it there, the JSDF will already be preoccupied with the riots happening HERE, & you can get us some Weapons over there to fight off any enemies in your way before we reunite in the Red Light District.”

“Damnit Auntie, seriously?!” Emira laments ro herself. "My nose is gonna be in a world of pain..."

[novthirty]

🐦‍⬛ OUT OF BOUNDS — you get isekai-d into the n109 zone [series masterlist]

synopsis — the monotony of your university days is interrupted by a stroke of misfortune, one which lands you in the world of love and deepspace, the game you had been casually playing for the previous months. with no way to return home, sylus offers you the job of being his personal secretary. — a continuation of the one-shot “out of bounds”

pairing — sylus x non-mc! reader

tags — reader is not mc, isekai/transmigration, fluff, angst, mutual pining, slice of life, boss/employee relationship, slow burn

a/n — turning this story into a multi-chap for sylus’s 2025 bday! to those who asked to be tagged under the one-shot, i’ve already included you in the taglist here ❤️ just lmk if you’d like to be added/removed!

ao3 | masterlist | requests are open!

CHAPTER ONE — DESCENT

after finding yourself in an unfortunate accident, you wake up in the world of love and deepspace. you go from burned out college student to secretary at your wit's end. wc: 4k

CHAPTER TWO — PENDULUM

spring blooms even in the barren cityscape of the n109 zone, and before you know it, you’ve carved yourself a place in sylus’s life. but like a pendulum stuck in perpetual motion, the two of you swing back and forth— growing closer and retreating with every movement. wc: 6.8k

CHAPTER THREE — COUNTDOWN

the night softens people in ways that can only be done in the haze of darkness, revealing a vulnerability too fragile for the harsh rays of the sun. you know this could be more, you know this could be everything. but the clock ticks down to what you know is inevitable. wc: 7.9k

CHAPTER FOUR — INEVITABLE

coming soon!

CHAPTER FIVE

coming soon!

CHAPTER SIX

coming soon!

EPILOGUE

coming soon!

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— main taglist is closed! for everyone else who asked to be tagged, i’ll try my best to @ everyone in a reblog 💕

note: if you requested to be tagged before it closed but your @ isn’t here, i’ve unfortunately removed it as your mention settings may be limited to certain people 💔

[wonryllis]

dear future husband (m) | lee heeseung.

i can't say i do without you.

PREVIEW. you always get what you want, spoiled with the love of everyone around you. and it's all innocent love, at least that's what everyone thinks. it comes with much surprise therefore, when heeseung makes a move on you. thirteen long years of being in the brother zone having made him utterly clueless that if he’s going to date you he has to pass through your actual brothers first. and he knows how scary they can be. especially since they are known to have a sister complex and he’s been the third scary one with them, numerous times before.

OR WHERE, bimbo heeseung has no idea what the fuck to do with his feelings for you who are oblivious as fuck and your brothers who are overprotective as fuck.

MEET THE CAST. insanely love struck lee heeseung with his spoiled rich girl!reader ft. yeonjun, soobin, the rest of txt and the rest of enhypen. NSFW VERSION: BRAT TAMER heeseung with his BRAT girl.

GENRE & WARNING(S). social media!au + written chapters, SMUT MDNI!!! in the form of written chapters later on in the series, fluff, humor & crack, minimal angst, lots and i mean lots and lots of swearing and dirty jokes and everything nsfw. college!au, nonidol!au, neighbors to lovers!au, childhood friends to lovers!au. heavy on sister complex! rest other warnings will be stated in respective chapters.

UPDATE SCHEDULE. discontinued.

ׅ ꢾ꣒ profiles, character introductions & the groupchats. ( PLAYLIST ) theme song, code blue!

YEONIE NOTES. incase someone wonders if this is incest, no it’s not, they are not related by blood. sister complex. a state of strong attachment and obsession to sisters, always having them as their first priority. FIC ASKS: ask about the characters!

EPISODES rolling ..

000. prologue: the backstory.

001. arranged date gone wrong

002. it's a shame yn wants you

003. all good when all delusional

004. can you afford her a McLaren? TWT + WRITTEN ( 2.4k )

005. heeseung finally— [REDACTED]!

006. you went as my arm candy

DISCONTINUED!

i think its obvious enough why, the lack of response and enthusiasm from readers has made lose all motivation to continue this any further. i was so excited to revamp it but it seems it isn't the case for the other side. feedbacks are what keep most if not all writers going and absence of it for this one has just rid me of all interest i had to share it with you all. thank you to those who read it, and i apologize those who were looking forward to read it. this is it. over and done, with this kind of support i'm never doing a series on here again.

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[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Sebek Zigvolt - Room Relaxation Vignette

"Happy Birthday"

[Cafeteria]

Sebek: …Mm, today's lunch was delicious, as always. That should hold me through the afternoon. Now, for dessert…

Azul: Sebek-san. May I take this seat beside you? I cannot seem to find any other available seat.

Sebek: Azul-senpai, huh. I care not. I am just about to finish eating, anyway.

Azul: Well, thank you. Oh, by the way, I heard tomorrow is your birthday, is it not?

Azul: Is there anything you desire? No matter how difficult it may be, I will make a special order to acquire it for you.

Sebek: No, thanks. Who knows what you'll require from me as compensation. And how do you even know my birthdate in the first place!?

Sebek: As I expected, I absolutely can't let my guard down around you Octavinelle folk. I see your whole reason to sit next to me was to shill your services, too.

Azul: Of course not! Sitting next to you was pure coincidence. However, if you ever feel the need, you may call upon me whenever you wish.

Sebek: I promise you, there won't ever be a time I feel that need! Excuse me.

[Diasomnia Dorm – Hallway]

Sebek: …Hm, NO SIGNS OF ABNORMAL ACTIVITY IN THIS AREA!!

Sebek: Seeing that nefarious intruders could sneak into the dorm at any time without our knowledge...

Sebek: As Malleus-sama's retainer, I cannot neglect doing my rounds of the dormitory.

[Silver appears and speaks]

Sebek: Ah, Silver. So, there were no problems on the western side, I see. …You made sure to look in every nook and cranny, yes?

Sebek: You're always zoning out, after all. I can't help but worry about you overlooking something.

[Silver speaks]

Sebek: Hm? You're saying you didn't fall asleep during your patrol?

Sebek: SAYS THE GUY WHO WAS SLEEPING UP A STORM DURING EQUESTRIAN PRACTICE!! DON'T BE TAKING IT EASY DURING YOUR ROUNDS AS WELL!!

Sebek: I will head towards the northern area for my patrol. You should go take care of the southern area with the utmost care. …DO NOT FALL ASLEEP!!

[Diasomnia Dorm – Sebek's Room]

Sebek: Now then… I've finished my rounds, and taken my shower.

Sebek: A proper knight must also build the proper knowledge. Time to work on my studies in my room!

[Diasomnia Dorm – Sebek's Room]

Sebek: Now that I've finished my homework, I should review my magical history classwork. While I may have a good grasp of what happened and where…

Sebek: When it comes to reading the textbook, I find it difficult to put together the chronological events as well what directly caused them.

Sebek: I should re-compile the notes I took during class and attempt to re-organize everything.

[Roommates chatter]

Sebek: You lot are too noisy! Why are you all huddled together and groaning?

[Roommate A speaks]

Sebek: There's an Enigmics question that none of you can solve?

Sebek: I won't be able to focus if you all keep on groaning like that. Here, show it to me…. Oh, it's this problem?

[Roommate A speaks]

Sebek: Heh, what, you can't even solve an easy question like this? If you were paying attention to class, this would be a snap to figure out.

Sebek: At this rate, you're being a disappointment to your status as Diasomnia student under the domain of Malleus-sama.

Sebek: Fine, fine, here. I'll show you how it's done. You should be thanking me on bended knee.

[Roommate B speaks]

Sebek: …Hm? I'm full of myself? Haah, the one being instructed doesn't have the right to complain!

Sebek: First, you'll use this formula. Then you'll take the number derived from that and plug it into this formula… And this is the answer!

[Roommate A speaks]

Sebek: Seems like you've finally understood. You should hold yourself to a higher standard as a student from Diasomnia and focus better on your studies.

[Roommate B speaks]

Sebek: …You're thankful, but I'm still rudely full of myself? Well then, what should I make of your attitudes towards me, despite teaching you!?

Sebek: I've finished reviewing my lessons and preparing for tomorrow's classes. All that's left is to answer this.

「Survey on Quality of Life Improvements for the Student Body

Sebek: I am attending the same school as Malleus-sama and living in the same dormitory. There's only one thing I could possibly want in this circumstance.

Sebek: "I'D LIKE TO BE PLACED IN THE ROOM NEXT TO MALLEUS-SAMA."

Sebek: As his retainer, I am here to protect Malleus-sama and I strive to be of use to him at all times…

Sebek: So if I were to have the room next to his, I could immediately be at his side were anything to happen! I could also greet him first in the morning!

Sebek: I wouldn't care the condition of the room, so long as it was next to his. "Please make this a reality as soon as possible," I'll add.

Sebek: That's it for the survey. Time to prepare for bed…

Sebek: I think I'll pick up my novel where I last left off. I did end up having to stop at a very interesting point…

[flips page]

Sebek: So that advisor shows up here, do they? It’s true that that position would have existed during this era… Well, this is a fascinating interpretation of their interactions.

Sebek: This author is definitely a good read. Their stories are faithful adaptions of historical events, and yet their interpretation always surprises me with a different perspective.

Sebek: Their writing style is dynamic which suits the profound nature of history. I can't help but to be sucked in.

Sebek: If they continue along these historical events, there should be a massive famine after this. Now, how will the protagonist deal with that, I wonder…?

Sebek: I would like to continue reading, but it is time to sleep. I'll leave the next part to read tomorrow.

[Diasomnia Dorm – Sebek's Room]

[RIIIIIIIING!!!!]

Sebek: Nnngh… It's morning already…

Sebek: Urgh, I'm still sleepy… And it's somewhat chilly. Everyone else is still asleep, so maybe I can stay like this for a little longer…

Sebek: …NO, I SHAN'T!! GET IT TOGETHER!!! I WILL AWAKEN!!!!!

Sebek: It is absolutely preposterous to blame my lack of self-discipline and be tempted by a comfortable bed.

Sebek: As Malleus-sama's loyal subject, I cannot allow myself to look slovenly. Right, to the washroom!

[Diasomnia Dorm – Washroom]

[splash]

Sebek: …Whew, that's refreshing.

Sebek: I'll use my moisturizer, as usual. It's frustrating how my skin dries out almost immediately without it.

Sebek: Now, next is my hair. I'll take a dab of the pomade and spread it thin across my palms…

Sebek: Stroking from front to back, use a comb to help spread the pomade evenly through the hair.

Sebek: Hrn… My hair isn't listening whatsoever. I was able to reduce the severity of my bedhead ever since I started wearing my nightcap…

Sebek: However it seems nothing can be done about my hair texture. It springs up on its own every time I think I've set it in place.

Sebek: Urgh, this blasted bedhead! Do as you're told and lie down flat!

Sebek: It sprung up again…! But I will not ever surrender. I will triumph and present a perfectly styled head of hair!

Sebek: Alright… It's staying up perfectly!

Sebek: It wouldn't do to appear before Malleus-sama without properly setting my hair.

Sebek: Now, I have to cleanly was all the pomade off my hands with soap.

Sebek: All that is left is sunscreen, and moisturizing lip cream… That should be good enough.

Sebek: Wait, hold on. I recall Lilia-sama saying as a bodyguard, I should take proper care of my hands as well.

Sebek: Today is my birthday, so what good timing. I'll use this opportunity to gladly open up the hand cream that I received.

[Diasomnia Dorm – Sebek's Room]

Sebek: Hm? I could smell something nice as soon as I opened the lid… Oh, this hand cream is scented!

Sebek: It seems like the fragrance is a combination of citrus and of the forest… This scent is nice and refreshing.

Sebek: I've used ointments here and there, but is the first time I've ever used scented hand cream… Oh, everywhere I apply it is starting to give off an amazing scent.

Sebek: [sniff] …I am getting the feeling that this may be too refined for me. I wonder if this doesn't suit me…?

Sebek: No, Lilia-sama himself gave it to me. I'll use it with pride!

[Main Street]

[Azul spots Sebek chatting with another student]

Azul: Sebek-san, good morning.

Sebek: Azul-senpai, hm. What a coincidence to meet again so soon after yesterday.

Azul: Indeed. By the way… You seem to be giving off a more mature look today.

Azul: Ah, perhaps it is due to that fragrance of yours. It gives off the fresh scent of a forest. What a lovely scent.

Sebek: Right, I used a new hand cream. I thought it may not have suited me, however…

Azul: Oh no, it suits you very well. I believe it is a wonderful choice as you take another step closer to adulthood.

Sebek: Is that so? …Then all is good.

Azul: Happy birthday, Sebek-san. I do hope you enjoy yourself today.

Sebek: Hm, I suppose I should at least thank you, especially since I received some unexpectedly kind wishes from you.

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[ 📹 Scenes from renewed airstrikes by the Israeli occupation army targeting the town of Beit Hanoun, in the northern Gaza Strip, where a huge tower of smoke and dust rises over the city. ]

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209 DAYS OF GENOCIDE IN GAZA AS ISRAELI OCCUPATION CONSIDER ALTERNATIVES TO RAFAH INVASION

On 209th day of "Israel's" ongoing special genocide operation in the Gaza Strip, the Israeli occupation forces (IOF) committed a total of 3 new massacres of Palestinian families, resulting in the deaths of no less than 28 Palestinian civilians, mostly women and children, while another 51 others were wounded over the previous 24-hours.

It should be noted that as a result of the constant Israeli bombardment of Gaza's healthcare system, infrastructure, residential and commercial buildings, local paramedic and civil defense crews are unable to reach countless hundreds, even thousands of victims who remain trapped under the rubble, or who's bodies remain strewn across the streets of Gaza.

This leaves the official death toll vastly undercounted as Gaza's healthcare officials are unable to accurately tally those killed and maimed in this genocide, which must be kept in mind while considering the scale of the mass murder.

As a result of the genocide of Palestinians by the Israel occupation army, Colombia's President, Gustavo Petro, has announced his administration will sever diplomatic ties with the Israeli entity.

The Colombian President made the announcement as part of the country's annual Labor Day celebrations, during which President Petro said that the Republic of Colombia would sever all diplomatic ties with the Israeli occupation on Thursday, due to the Netanyahu administration's tendency for genocide. President Petro further called the Israeli Prime Minister himself a "perpetrator of genocide".

In other news, the Israeli occupation's Security Service may be considering alternatives to the Rafah operation, an Israeli plan to invade Gaza's southern city of Rafah, where over a million Palestinian civilians have taken shelter in tent cities under the direction of the Israeli occupation army, in order to complete the supposed defeat of Hamas.

According to a report in the Palestinian news outlet, SAMA News Agency, the Israeli occupation's Security Services are deliberating on alternatives to a full-scale invasion of Rafah due to intense international pressure and outcry over a potential operation in the last city standing in the Palestinian enclave.

More than 1.4 million Palestinians have gathered in Rafah's tent cities, most having left their homes in northern Gaza following the start of the genocide, under the direction of the Israeli occupation army who told civilians the city was to be a "safe zone".

Since then, the Israeli occupation forces have repeatedly bombed and shelled the city, including, at times, the tents of civilians.

The report states that the Israeli Security Services considers that, "“in all cases, a focused military operation must be carried out on the Philadelphia axis” on the border between the Gaza Strip and Egypt, under the supposed claim of “preventing smuggling routes for Hamas.”

The report added that the Security Services were also monitoring a "completely unusual" deployment of the Egyptian army near the border with Gaza, attributing the deployment to Egyptian fears that large numbers of Palestinians could stream across the border in the case of an Israeli assault on Rafah.

The Israeli Security Services said Egyptian army had deployed to areas where they previously had only Egyptian Police forces, which added army forces widely deployed with armored vehicles near the border.

The Security Services went on to say that Israeli army officers were preparing for a scenario similar to the 2012 operation, in which Palestinian mujahideen left Gaza for the Egyptian Sinai, seizing an armored vehicle before storming the Israeli border.

The report added that Israeli Security Services were considering a complete withdrawal from the Netzarim axis, seperating the northern and southern halves of Gaza, which constitutes a "heavy price" that the Israeli occupation was willing to pay as part of a hostage exchange deal with the Hamas Resistance movement. This despite continued Israeli calls for the "complete destruction" of the Hamas movement.

In further news, a number of American congressional Democrats signed a letter to US President Joe Biden, calling on the President to influence the Israeli occupation into not conducting an operation to invade the city of Rafah, in the southern Gaza Strip.

57 out of 212 Congressional Democrats signed the letter, asking the Biden administration to take all necessary measures to dissuade the Israeli entity's Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, from launching a full-scale invasion of Rafah.

"We urge you to invoke existing law and policy to immediately withhold certain offensive military aid to the Israeli government, including aid sourced from legislation already signed into law, in order to preempt a full-scale assault on Rafah," Democrats said in the letter.

The letter continued by saying, "an Israeli offensive in Rafah risks the start of yet another escalatory spiral, immediately putting the region back on the brink of a broader war that neither Israel nor the United States can afford."

"If the Israeli government will not uphold international law and protect civilians, then the United States must act to protect innocent life. We urge you to continue your work toward achieving a lasting ceasefire that will bring hostages home and build a path toward safety and security for all."

Meanwhile, the occupation's slaughter in Gaza slowed during negotiations for a hostage exchange deal, but did not stop, as several bombings targeted various sectors of the Gaza Strip, including the north, south and central axis.

In one example, Israeli occupation warplanes bombed a residential home in the Nuseirat Refugee Camp, in the central Gaza Strip on Wednesday evening, martyring a civilian and wounding at least 5 others.

Video published by the Palestinian Red Crescent Society (PRCS) showed the recovery of the dead and wounded, including women and children, while massive destruction was evident resulting from the strike.

In the video, PRCS crew members can be seen filling black plastic body bags, including at least one with a very small body, likely a young child.

At the same time, Zionist artillery shelling targeted a residential house in the Al-Fukhari area, killing a woman, while occupation fighter jets bombed a residential building in the "Six-Martyrs" neighborhood of the central Jabalia Refugee Camp, in Gaza's north.

Occupation jets also bombarded the town of Al-Mughraqa, while also shelling the headquarters for an electricity distribution company in Al-Zawaida, both in the central Gaza Strip.

The Barracks at the entrance of Al-Zawaida were also targeted in a bombing, resulting in a number of casualties.

By dawn, the bombing and shelling was renewed when occupation warplanes bombed the city of Al-Zahra'a, north of the Nuseirat Camp, in central Gaza, killing at least 6 civilians, while yet another bombing targeted the northwest of the Nuseirat Camp, after which, paramedic and civil defense crews removed the bodies of three civilians killed in the strike.

IOF warplanes further bombed agricultural lands near the Ard al-Mufti police station in the Nuseirat Camp, wounding 9 civilians and damaging several homes.

Elsewhere, Zionist air forces bombarded the Qaa al-Qurain area, southeast of Khan Yunis, in Gaza's south, murdering yet another civilian and wounding several others.

Occupation aircraft also bombarded the Bani Suhaila, Abasan, and al-Kuzha'a neighborhoods, east of Khan Yunis.

Local civil defense crews in the Khan Yunis Governate announced that they had recovered the bodies of 6 civilians of various ages, killed in bombings targeting the Camp area of Khan Yunis .

In yet another atrocity, occupation warplanes bombed a residential building belonging to the Ishteiwi family, in the Al-Zaytoun neighborhood, southeast of Gaza City, resulting in the deaths of two Palestinians and wounding a number of others, while several other Palestinians remain missing under the rubble.

IOF fighter jets also targeted a residential home in the Al-Shujaiya neighborhood, east of Gaza City, while another bombing of the Wadi Al-Arayes area, east of the Shuja'iyya neighborhood, resulted in the deaths of two civilians who were taken to the Baptist Hospital.

A group of civilians were also targeted in an airstrike in the Al-Zaytoun neighborhood, southeast of Gaza City.

Occupation forces also continued to bomb the Sheikh Ajlin, Tal al-Hawa, and Al-Zaytoun neighborhoods of Gaza City.

The Israeli occupation additionally targeted the tents of displaced civilian families in the city of Rafah, in the southern Gaza Strip, while also bombing the town of Al-Shoka and the Al-Tanour neighborhood, east of Rafah City, resulting in the death of one civilian and the wounding of many others.

As a result of "Israel's" ongoing special genocide operation in the Gaza Strip, the death toll among the local population has risen further still, now exceeding 34'596 Palestinians killed, including over 14'690 children and 9'680 women, while another 77'816 others were wounded since the start of the current round of Zionist aggression, beginning with the events of October 7th, 2023.

May 2nd, 2024.

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