imagine being the ferris wheel attendant in the carnival job. like you're an underpaid college student working minimum wage and there's this angry-looking russian guy manspreading all over the bench that looks kind of like jesse eisenburg in the first now you see me movie that just keeps riding the wheel. like he's being really fucking intense about it. it's been ten times already and he doesn't look like he's getting off any time soon and frankly you're not getting paid enough for this so to hell with it just send him around again.
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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls-Episode 3x9, Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving, Part II
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! NINJA MARIANO ATTACK!
The Pea Soup Vomit coat makes its triumphant return (and possibly its last appearance?) In the spirit of Thanksgiving, perhaps he will return it to the Savlation Army reject dumpster from whence it came, to beclothe another down on his luck Victorian orphan.
It's never too early for some good old fashioned public macking.
Rory Gilmore, World Class Public Macking Self Saboteur: But but but...what about Dean?!
If anyone wonders why I often go weeks without updating these things (and I'm sure this is something that keeps you all awake at night)... I've been stuck writing this piece for over two weeks because I plum ran out of new and novel ways to complain about this idiot in the red coat's continued preoccupation with Dean. Like, how many times can I say I want to smack her over the head with a rolled up newspaper like a disobedient dog? You're killing me here girl.
Rory, you're a dumbass. And also you're frigid. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, you should put out and let Jess stuff you. One of your legs is Thanskgiving and the other leg is Christmas and you should let him spend time between the holidays. I know having to look at the pea-soup-vomit coat is probably putting a damper on your libido, but you can take it off of him, I promise he won't mind. He's quite touch starved, that boy.
You wish, pal.
Seeing as there's no high speed internet, premium cable porn, or dirty magazines to be found anywhere in Stars Hollow, a little street show might provide some tittilation to the sexually constipated residents of The Hollow.
R: Yeah, you know, in the the street...with people watching...
J: Go on...
Wow, this screen shot is a real beaut. Look at this gorgeous curly man.
Someone should give me a gold medal in pressing the little button on the browser extension that takes screen shots for me, an award that is both real and possible to achieve. Shout out to GoFullPage.
Why is his collar popped up so damn high? Is he trying to protect his neck from vampires?
R: We shouldn't flaunt it.
J: But I want to flaunt it.
R: It doesn't feel right.
J: He's a big boy, Rory. It's not the first time a couple has broken up.
R:It is for us.
J: This is insane.
Edit: Thank you @ernestonlysayslovelythings for reminding me that Rory is claiming she doesn't know how to manage her first breakup when Dean The Clod had actually dumped her twice by this point. She should maybe go and eat two beach pails of Ben and Jerry's ice cream over it again if the wound is still that raw.
WHAT doesn't feel right, Rory? Kissing your own boyfriend? Not that I'm unhappy you kinda sabotaged your relationship with Dean in order to get with Jess, but you did kinda sabotage your relationship with Dean to get with Jess. Now that you have him you're treating him like a collectible beanie baby, puttng him under glass and refusing to remove his little tag.
Take him out. Play with him. Rough him up a little. Bring him to show and tell. Put him through the wash. For goodness sake.
Narrator: And they would never experience a single moment of comfort together ever.
By the time Millennials like me and Jess and Rory here are old enough to qualify for social security, there will be nothing left. So, yeah, never.
Me, outloud: Girl you are demented.
Oh Rory, I don't know what you're so worked up about. I mean, what's Dean gonna do if he sees his ex girlfriend kissing someone else? Stalk her new boyfriend in an alleyway late at night and call him The Glad Man? Pshaw.
Narrator: Things did not get better over time. In fact, they got much, much worse.
ARRRRGH.
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So while looking into how to write proper ALT text i discovered that i might have some form of dysgraphia?
Which would explain why my handwriting looks like..The way it does <:I
(Yes, the chicken scratch text you see on my art IS the best i can do)
Typing is easier but i still have a really difficult time putting thoughts into words and it's extra difficult as a non english speaker.
I was wondering if there are there any good tutorials or resources that can help me write ALT text while having these kinds of issues? (Specifically for typing readable sentences and grammar correction)
Advice maybe?
Symptoms i have in the tags.
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