#zhonglis wallet? been there done that

[yumeyleo]

has the genshin fandom gotten better at jokes or no

[siribunbun]

Chlide and Eternity

[impactedfates]

hehhaharhar i so totally not deprived of father figure! genshin men with kidnapped child reader? pls pls 💓💓💓any man is fine but perferably the tall ones ☝

★ A/N: Yeah sure you aren't...anyways, yep I got you covered with this request :))

☆ Genre/Trope: Platonic + Familial

★ Format: HeadCannons (Characters Included (Separate): Diluc, Zhongli, Kaeya, Childe, Kaveh)

☆ Warnings: Mentions and hints of kidnapping // Mentions of death (In Diluc and Childes) // Spoilers for the Liyue Archon quest if you have not done it yet // Mentions of going to the hospital (Kavehs)

★ Extra: Reader is adopted in Zhonglis one // Reader is shorter then most characters (They're about 6-7 age wise) // Reader has no vision // Reader is ofc NOT traveler

For whatever reason I can see it being a Fatui that kidnapped you. Perhaps to get payback for the massacre Diluc caused back in Snenznaya. Whatever the reason, once Diluc finds out you’re gone and it was because of the Fatui? Oh he’s more then pissed.

If they wanted to upset him, they succeeded. Perhaps too successfully as when he finally finds you, most of the Fatui that’s been there to ensure you don’t escape has been soaking in a pool of their own blood. He of course won’t hurt anyone violently if you’re in the room, but he will knock the other people in there out. He’ll pick you up and hide your face in his chest as he calmly walks out.

When you are back home, he’ll take a few days off work to ensure you’re okay after what happened, and maybe if it comes to it he may actually ask some of the Knights of Favonius for help as well.

Honestly whether or not he actually hurt anyone is up to you, however I do think that when it comes to family, he isn't that hesitant to be a bit more violent then usual.

Getting adopted and having your father being the ex-archon of Liyue had it's ups and downs, especially as you witnessed your father continuously forget his wallet, however never have you thought you'd get kidnapped.

You weren't sure why though, Zhongli had kept his identity a secret and the only ones knowing were other Archons and the traveler as far as you knew plus Zhongli in his "mortal" form isn't that much of an important figure to others, nor is he famous. Yet here you were, treasure hoarders surrounding you.

Meanwhile, Zhongli was panicking wondering where you went. One second you were close behind him, the next you were gone. So he quickly called upon some of the adeptus to search for you and thankfully, you also had the privilege to call upon Xiaos name and he'll come right to your side. Whatever happened to the treasure hoarders?

You're not sure, Xiao simply teleported you away and right into your fathers arms as he held you tight before disappearing into the green mist once again. Zhongli checks all over you to ensure you aren't hurt. After that day, he's sure to always have an eye on you and when he cannot. An adeptus will look out for you from afar.

Being a Knight, and a captain in fact. Kaeya definitely encountered people wanting to push his cool persona over the edge. It's part of the reason why he's a bit hesitant on growing closer to certain loved ones.

He's afraid of loosing them, so when he lost you. He did not take it well, despite his cool demeanour when he ordered some knights to go search for you, people like Jean and his brother Diluc were quick to see he was in a state of panic, Jean even offered to take over the search so Kaeya could relax but he didn't want too. He had to find you safe and sound, even if that meant he had to get hurt.

When you are finally found, he's quick to take whoever's responsible away and have Jean deal with them properly as he himself brings you to Barbara who checks for injuries you may have sustained. He's by your side at all times and may even be hesitant to leave your side.

Even though Jean likely did give him some time off to spend time with you and for him to cool down after what happened, he's still unwilling to leave you alone, even with another babysitter. He does reluctantly agree when his older brother offers to take care of you. He knows Diluc is strong and will be able to protect you. (Better than Diluc protecting him anyways)

Whoever kidnapped you must have a death wish or something...

Of course it's easy to see why someone were to kidnap you. I mean, being the kid of not only the fatui, but a harbinger. It's clear why someone tried to kidnap Tartaglia's kid but...it's not smart either.

The Fatui have a large amount of people working for them, and most aren't afraid to attack. And due to the fact Childe is a harbinger, it's easy for him to get people to find you as soon as he knows of your disappearance and when you are found, he asks his subordinates to take you back to his house where his family will look after you whilst Childe *cough cough* uh...deals with the perps responsible.

He'll come back soon, cleaned up but faintly smelling of blood and double checks to see you're okay. Now he does go back to work faster then anyone else, this is mainly because I don't think he'll really be allowed time off, however he does have some subordinates keep an eye on you from afar.

Oh archons, he is p a n i c k i n g. Once Kaveh finds out you've been kidnapped he's so worried, it takes Alhaitham to actually shake him to get him to finally focus on finding you. Unfortunately unlike the others listed in this post so far, he cannot easily go looking for you himself. However being friends with Cyno does mean you have the General of the Mahamatra looking for you and he is good at his job.

It may take awhile but eventually Cyno does find you, and after dealing with the kidnappers and arresting them. Takes you to the Sumeru hospital (they have one right?) to get healed as he tells Kaveh that you've been found.

Kaveh stays by your side no matter what, he'll sleep on the damn floor of the hospital if he has too, he doesn't even leave you once you're discharged from it either. He feels so guilty about what happened and blames himself so he tries his best to make more time with you. Even if this means his debts may increase, he just wants to spend as much time with you as possible encase this happens again.

And hey, Alhaitham may be kind enough to dismiss Kavehs missed rent payment that month.

Weehee. I actually enjoyed writing this :D However next time please make sure to check to see if my requests are open before sending one in, in any case I hope you liked this <33

[dreaming-of-mossballs]

LONG-ISH POST BUT I MUST YAMMER BEFORE I CAVE AND BUY $100 WORTH OF HOYO MERCH

I’ve been browsing their stores recently because I obviously don’t have enough stupid shit in my house… and all I can say is that they are really good at tempting people 😭

LOOK

LOOK AT HIS STUPID WHALE

THEY MADE INTO A HUMIDIFIER!!!!!!!

Also anyone wanna get matching taru jammies pls…. I’ll ignore the fact that whenever I wear slippers I trip and fall

And LOOK.

I’d give these otters my wallet to play with omghghghgh they’re so cute

it mentioned this was a “storage plush” and I didn’t exactly know what they were talking about but then

ARGHHHHHH LOOK AT WHAT THEYVE DONE TO MY BOY

I fucking want this. So bad. Yes I am well past the age to be using a bubble machine. But fuck it. I need.

ALSO THEY MADE A CHILDE SMARTWATCH??? HAHAHA ARE YOU KIDDING?

They’re really flaunting his sporty boy look omfg

I am such a huge huge fan of live orchestras. You may not have guessed but I’m also a huge fan of genshin. Also zhongli as a conductor >>>>

And this.

this was the killing blow

I can’t express how much I love love love the jade moon over a sea of clouds OST HJSHS S BBBB AND THERES SOME CDS I didn’t CHECK IF THEY WERE JUST DECOR BUT LIKE WHERE CAN I GET THOSE WHERE WHERE WHERE I WANNA PUT THOSE ON WHEN MY GRANDKIDS ARE AROUND AND ALSO ON MY DEATHBED PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Honestly thinking of using all the physical music media I’ve inherited just to fuck around. Like I’m LARPing as my grandma.

I don’t know what larp means.

RRRRGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHG

imagine having a guest over and this fucking thing is staring at them

And pom pom… is that the TARDIS?

[thetaledeliveryservice]

Can you write hc's for what yandere Arattaki and yandere Zhongli would be like with thier girlfriend for the Halloween event

The content below the read more is Yandere content and is part of a Halloween Event. You have been warned.

Arataki Itto

Itto is somewhat in denial of what he's doing. He just loves you so much, is it so wrong that he wants you around him all of the time? He's not smothering you, he's just making sure you're safe. After all, you're dating an oni, and you know how the people of Inazuma feel about them. There's no telling what they'd do to you just because of that.

If he can't be around you, he might ask one of the members of his gang to keep an eye on you. He just worries you know, can't have someone else come to try and sweep you off you're feet while he's in jail.

You'll eventually find that people just start avoiding you entirely, often looking at you in fear. But not Itto and his gang. He'd never abandon you, and the Arataki Gang has to look out for each other.

If you do try to leave him, he'll finally snap. You'll try to break things off amicably, only to find yourself waking up in a house in the middle of nowhere with a pounding headache and Itto attempting to make breakfast in the next room.

You can try to sneak out, but he's going to notice pretty quickly. It won't take him long to track you down and drag you back to your new home. He knows it's wrong, but he's gone past the point of no return. He can't lose you, please understand that.

Zhongli

Contracts and social pressures are what keep you with him. After all, breaking a contract in Liyue is seen as one of the worst things you can do. You understood the unspoken contract that comes with him courting you, to break it is to face the wrath of rock.

And people tell you that he's a good man. Sure, he's a little eccentric and forgets his wallet more than half the time, but he treats you well. Even with his habit of forgetting mora, he still keeps a roof over your head and food on your table. He treats you so well, and he's so loved by the people around the two of you. They'd be horrified by the idea of you wanting to leave him.

So now you find yourself by his side, his presence in your life suffocating. You can't seem to leave the house without him, so any and all errands are done with him with you. He's there next to you as you go to meet up with friends and family. He's always there. No matter what, he's right there with you.

It's Hu Tao that puts the idea of a marriage contract in his mind. A contract that is even more binding than the unspoken one made when courting. One that is even harder to break and has even more severe consequences when you do. He never thought about taking another wife, but now that the idea has firmly planted itself in his head, he rather likes the idea of a ring on your finger. The symbol of his ultimate claim upon you.

[boundinparchment]

Deus In Absentia - V

The first time was a coincidence. The second time was a fluke. But the third time? You were starting to think it was fate. Or, more likely, a calculated trap. Reposted from my previous blog, @/zhonglis-empty-wallet AO3

“Archivist, pack your things.”

The sentence, not the knocking that preceded it, broke you out of a stupor one early morning.  Your coffee, still hot, had yet to properly kick in.  You looked up from your written plans for the day to find Dottore in the threshold, one hand in his coat pocket as the other remained poised from his knock on the door.

“I’m sorry, Lord Harbinger?” You asked, confusion lacing your words.  

“Krupp seems to think Mondstadt is a worthy investment of my time.  It’s important for you to experience such negotiations and understand the role we play in the Seven Nations.  Your attendance is required.  We leave in two hours.”

You held back the twitch at the corner of your nose as best you could.  You couldn’t just leave the nation at a moment’s notice.  How absurd.  He had you on five different projects as it was, all of which were time-sensitive at his own request.  No wonder everyone found him so infuriating (to say nothing of the ego clashes you heard rumors of with the other Harbingers).

Such an entitled and rude egomaniac.

But at least he’s done everything himself, you caught yourself thinking.  With no help from a Vision.  Tsaritsa’s favor or not, that has to count for something .

You answered, “Yes, Lord Harbinger,” before you lifted your cup to your lips.  You drank until Dottore’s footsteps receded, the hot liquid dancing on your tongue, bitter and creamy.

Comforting.

It never lasted for long.

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Mondstadt.

You knew of it.  You’d exchanged a few letters with the Librarian of the Knights of Favonious on occasion.  But it was one of the few places you’d never actually been to.

The wind was fresh and carried a floral scent you couldn’t quite place.  Birds sang different songs and the sun actually felt warm .  It reminded you of Liyue a little but crisper, greener; that comparison vanished once you reached the city gates.

The Land of Freedom was lax with almost everything.  Guards waved the carriage on without so much as a frown, children screamed and laughed as they ran off to follow a ball.  Citizens made small talk in the street, unbothered by the faint breeze nudging hats and collars.  Decorations were plentiful, streamers and flowers and stalls.

In Snezhnaya, moments such as those were always accompanied by the crunch of snow underfoot (or under hoof) and the faint smell of honey and melted butter.  Fewer laughs, fewer smiles; those back home had more to lose.

You pulled away from the window when you noticed a frown across a mother’s face at the emblem on the door as she led her children inside.  Well, at least not everyone was lackadaisical.  

You couldn’t blame her, not really.  Especially not when the figure sitting next to you was scowling at every living person the carriage passed.

Krupp was seated on the other side, assuring the Lord Harbinger that such a trip would be worth the time away from the lab.  The adjutant must have missed when Dottore plucked two small pieces of material from a case in his pocket and tucked them into his ears soon after climbing into the carriage days earlier.

A smart idea.

You envied him for it.

After all, you read every book you managed to pack and it was impossible to transcribe when the roads were hardly more than worn earth.  Inevitably, all that was left was conversation.

“Ludi Harpastum is Mondstadt’s annual festival for the commemoration of the Anemo Archon’s teaching of wine-brewing and living freely,” Krupp remarked.  “It is the land’s most prominent celebration.”

“How kind of them to consider those from other nations.”

Your words were more bitter than intended in the hopes that Krupp would, in fact, stop talking .  It took everything in you not to bash your head against the sidewall.  

The driver had impeccable timing; before Krupp could continue on, the carriage stopped in front of a large building with spires and beautiful windows.  If you understood Krupp correctly, Pantalone reserved the hotel indefinitely for Fatui use.  You’d yet to meet the Ninth.  Or any other Harbinger for that matter.

Thankfully, there was time to rest before the festivities that night, hosted at Monstadt’s Dawn Winery.  You’d seen the watermarked header on correspondence, on occasion.  Documents from three years prior.  Their contents…well, you weren’t quite sure what to make of them.

Once in the safety and relative privacy of your rooms, you collapsed on the bed, intent in taking advantage of the quiet.

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Mondstadt felt…provincial compared to Snezhnaya.  

No artillery weapons, no mechanisms to make merchant’s lives easier, no presence of the Archon except for the statue outside of the massive cathedral at the summit of the city.

The Land of Freedom gave more of an impression of being the Land of Neglect.

And yet the people still worshiped Barbatos wholeheartedly, if they chose to do so.  Blessings passed from one pair of lips to another with ease, with care, with love; as light as the breeze that danced through the night.

The house at which the festivities were held was modest by Snez standards.  Quaint.  There were city houses larger than the Dawn Winery Estate.  But it was certainly more than anything you would have ever expected to own, to live in.  You wouldn’t know what to do with all of the space.

Your party, led by Dottore, was one of the last to arrive.  You were only walking in when you heard the tail-end of a speech by the man you could only assume to be the master of the house.  Red hair, fine clothing, and an air of certainty.

Dottore’s mouth twitched as he and Krupp exchanged a few words.  You caught the gist: the boy looked just like his father.

“It’s been a while, young Master Diluc,” Krupp said jovially as he approached the host, arms out in gratitude.  “I can’t help but feel impressed with this party.”

Dottore continued walking, bumping Krupp’s arm in the process, without even so much as bothering to excuse himself.  “I have some business with this seneschal of yours.  Bring him to me.”

Krupp let out an uncomfortable laugh and glanced your way for assistance; it fell on those around a Harbinger to save face and grovel for them, you were learning.  Diplomatic relationships were maintained by those who did the work, not the ones who did the talking.  When you didn’t move, too uncertain of the situation, Krupp continued.

“Apologies, young Master.  The fault is mine alone.”

The young man turned his gaze onto you and then Dottore, the slightest twitch of a brow crossing his face.

“Master Krupp, I believe I haven’t been introduced to this honored guest and your colleague.”

“Allow me to formally introduce my very humble master, Il Dottore.  My master is one of the Eleven and the very champion who defeated Ursa the Drake.  A heroic feat that is, of course, well known to the people of Mond.”

Dottore’s smile never reached his eyes, as usual.  He knew the gestures but not the soul behind him.

You were beginning to wonder if he had one.

“It’s an honor to have you in our midst,” Diluc replied, his tone a touch flatter than before.

Before Krupp could continue, a man with long blonde hair approached, dressed in the formal wear of a member of court and interrupted.

“There’s no need to trouble the head of this manor, Master Krupp.  I am Seasmus Pegg, Seneschal of Ordo Favonious and the one you seek, Lord Dottore.  Like Master Diluc, I am extremely honored to have you here as our guest.”

Somehow, you expected such diplomatic affairs to be less…confrontational.  A tension danced in the air, one you couldn’t quite put your finger on.

“Lord Dottore,” the Seneschal continued, “a personal visit speaks of matters of grave import.  To leave other guests in peace, perhaps we can move to a more fitting locale.”

The Mond leader looked to the master of the house.

“Pardon my rudeness, Master Diluc.  A private place, if you would?”

“Dawn Winery shall accommodate your requests, seneschal, but under a small condition.  Please grant me a seat at your meeting.”

Before anyone could object, Krupp crooned, “Of course, young Master.  Thank you for your kindness.”

“Good.  Follow me, then.”

The meeting room was somehow worse than the party.  While the tension before was awkward, it was now downright unbearable.  Why were you even here?  Should you be taking notes?

With an addition of the quartermaster and cavalry captain, one Kaeya Alberich, Krupp got straight to the point before everyone was settled.

“We, the Fatui, are hoping to expand our ranks,” Krupp began.

He droned on for a moment before Kaeya interrupted with a pointed question regarding why come to Mondstadt for recruitment.

Dottore sat quietly, arms crossed, seemingly almost bored.  He didn’t once interrupt the back-and-forth, allowing his adjutant to do everything.  

“This sounds like a blood tax paid with the lives of our children,” Kaeya stated, tone as icy as the Vision at his hip.

Something clicked in your mind.  The three of you weren’t here for recruitment to the ranks and certainly not with the security of Mondstadt in mind.  Krupp had been hoping to pull the wool over their eyes and obtain more children for…

It was so painfully obvious.  It took everything in you to keep your spine straight, metaphorical mask in place.  

“That is definitely not what we intend to call this,” Krupp’s words were tight, enunciated in such a way that did nothing but admit the very claim they deflected.

“That’s all I need to know,” the cavalry captain sat back and gestured to the others on his side of the table.

All you could hear was the drumming of your blood in your ears, your heart beating so hard that you thought it might make its way up your throat.

Ever a kind host, Diluc diffused the conversation when Krupp demanded an answer, turning everyone’s attention back to the festivities they were absent from.

Dottore clicked his tongue and insulted their host in return, citing boredom.  His favorite excuse for getting out of anything, be it a meeting with the other Ten or a mediocre meal.  The Harbinger rose from the table and left the room without bothering to see whether you or Krupp were following.  You excused yourself before leaving the room and heading back to the party.

That…wasn’t exactly diplomacy, you mused.  It was more like strong-arming.

The Harbinger fumed, his fist clenching and unclenching the entire way.  Krupp’s grovels fell on deaf ears for most of the way.

“They can’t afford to refuse our offer.  I’ll force them to fold!”

Dottore’s anger finally met its final flare and he snapped, “You better, Krupp!  You’ve wasted enough of my time!  Go and do something before my patience runs out!”

The Harbinger stormed off, all the while the sea of people parted to get out of his way.  A scene.  One you were growing used to but at least then, it was at home .  Not abroad.  Not when every action reflected the opinions of Snez and the Fatui themselves.

Not that you cared.  You were a mere bookseller, in the grand scheme of things.

Krupp was immediately taken with a nearby glass of wine and you have no interest in drinking.  Nor rubbing elbows or networking or whatever it was people did at these things.

Air was a better idea.

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You found Dottore at the edge of the nearby lake, his gaze upwards on the floating platform you always only saw the peaks of.

Celestia.

Home of the Divine.

When you approached, Dottore’s head turned to look, red eyes murderous.  Recognizing you, he turned away, but didn’t shun your presence. 

“An absolute waste,” he snapped.  “Poor wine and poorer outcomes.  Days of work lost and for what, Archivist?”

“I wouldn’t call it a total waste,” you offered.  “If anything, you know that Mond is far less naive than the nation is often led to be.”

The Harbinger let a breath out of his nose.

“They’re more naive than you think.  Vision-wielders are nothing more than self-inflated fools that put their stock in the Archons as if Celestia has everyone’s best interests in mind–”

Dottore trailed off, his gaze falling from the floating island and off to the side when a branch snapped nearby, as if someone hadn’t been watching where they were walking.  A figure holding a lantern was sneaking around the back of the manor and making their way into the basement.  Before the door shut behind them, the stranger turned, and you briefly glimpsed Krupp’s mustached face.

“What is he doing?” the Harbinger muttered. 

After a few minutes, there was faint shouting, one voice distinctly Snezhnayan.

Before you could ask, Dottore grabbed your arm and pulled you in the direction of the shouts to get a closer vantage point.  He opened the door, revealing a stone staircase, the light at the bottom only just visible. The air smelled faintly of mist grass, a scent you were all too familiar with nowadays; the same smell lingered after Dottore and any other member of the Fatui used a Delusion.  

A Delusion?  Here?

Another shout from Krupp, but his words were clearer.  He would tell his attacker everything .

Dottore’s footsteps were silent as he began to descend the staircase.  He gestured for you to follow without looking back.  Fighting wasn’t your strong suit by any means but you also didn’t want to get caught outside looking like a thief.  The hosts here didn’t trust your party as it was; no point to give them another reason, you rationalized.

“What is Dottore doing with these kids?” 

The voice was almost familiar, but not quite.  You couldn’t place it.  The accent wasn’t quite Mondstadtian, but it wasn’t trying for a Fontaine flourish, either.  Odd.

“Mas-Master’s planning to—“

Just as you rounded the final curve in the stairwell, you saw a flash of silver over Dottore’s shoulders.  Krupp never finished his sentence, words instantly silenced by a sickeningly wet sound.

“Useless menial with loyalty issues,” Dottore droned.

The attacker’s face was obscured by a mask but you saw hair that vibrant and fiery few and far between.  On the stranger’s wrist was a red gem, bright and glowing with energy.  So it has been a Delusion after all.  Was that really…?

“Just to let you know, breach of confidence will result in immediate removal of files. But the loss of this menial is happily balanced out by this unexpected finding.  That “Vision” you’re wearing is indeed interesting.”

Dottore straightened his shoulders, his dual catalysts adjusting their aim along with him.

“I’d love to indulge this some more,” his tone turned sweet, even excited.  “But that’s it for now.  Keep up the good work and hone your unimpressive skills.”

The weapons disappeared as the Harbinger turned around and began ascending the stairs without looking back.  You were beginning to finally get used to it.  Dottore’s voice echoed down the stairwell.

“Farewell.  I can see a bright future ahead of you.”

He was giddy.

Thrilled.

The only other time you saw him this happy was when someone managed to bring a Ruin Hunter into his lab in one piece; disabled but still functional.

His laugh was blood-chilling.  You suppressed a shiver.

“This trip has proven rather useful, Archivist, you’re right!  Krupp deserves something for his hard work!”

Dottore paused and you almost bumped into him as you finally managed to catch up to him.  Between his height and enthusiasm, he was cutting through the path back to the main city at an alarming pace for someone who wasn’t running.

“Ah, right, Krupp has been neutralized,” he snapped his fingers, as if just recalling the past few minutes.  

His words were so lighthearted, bordering on cheerful.  As if he hadn’t just murdered a man with a single blow.

“As I said before, Archivist, you’ll know when I’m dissatisfied.”

[oregano-writes]

Tartaglia's 5-Step Plan for Wooing Morax- Chapter 2: Hu Tao

Childe started on his plan right away. He sent the toy box with the hidden letter to Ekaterina, who in turn had it brought to the boat leaving for Snezhnaya the next day. He then set out to wine and dine Morax. 

What he had not anticipated was just how much of his finances that plan would burn through.

Of course, he had access to a ridiculous amount of cash due to being a Harbinger. The general population of Snezhnaya may not have been known for their wealth, but the Tsaritsa’s nobility were among the wealthiest mortals (or mortal-adjacent-people) in all of Teyvat. However, despite all of this, Morax was managing to make him consider such drastic measures as setting himself a budget. 

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Childe should have taken warning when Morax forgot his wallet on that first dinner, but no. Childe was nothing if not a fool. He had not taken that first instance as suggestive of any deeper problem, for which his wallet would undoubtedly take the fall.

No, instead, he had smiled, paid, and gone on with his day.

The second time he met with Morax, they had walked among the merchants of Liyue Harbor. Morax had spotted a group of stalls competing for attention, each with more ornate antiques than the last. Childe didn’t quite see the appeal, but he followed anyway. It was just a bit of harmless fun, seeing what the local merchants had to offer, wasn’t it?

Unfortunately, no, it was not. 

Childe had bought Morax the first few trinkets he’d taken a liking to without hesitation. After all, what was a few thousand mora out of a Harbinger’s paycheck? However, the issue came about when Morax showed no signs of slowing down on his purchases. 

After Morax hit the half-a-million-mora mark, Childe decided he needed to come up with an excuse to stop buying stuff, or he might empty the mora bag in his pocket.

“Hey, uh, Zhongli? Don’t we have to get back to work soon? I assume your lunch break will be over soon.”

Morax looked up at the sky, then nodded. “Hu Tao will most certainly be upset if I’m late. I’ll see you again soon.” 

Childe handed him the assortment of goods he’d purchased, then waved him off. “Wait, before you go, are you going to be coming to the Rite of Descension next week?”

“Unfortunately, I am going to be busy during the Rite. It is disappointing, but no matter, as I have seen many Rites before. You should go, it is one of Liyue Harbor’s most important celebrations.”

Childe almost laughed, but stopped himself in time. Rex Lapis, too busy to attend his own Rite of Descension? Absurd. Nevertheless, he’d have to play it off like he didn’t think anything of it.

“Well then, are you free tomorrow? I’ve got some debt collecting to do, and I wouldn’t mind the company.”

Morax smiled. “Of course. Hu Tao, my boss, has some paperwork for me to fill out, but nothing I won’t be done with before noon.”

“Great! I’ll see you then!”

Childe should hug him. That would be a good idea. Childe leaned forward and wrapped his arms around Morax’s shoulders. Morax stiffened, but Childe was about to step back and laugh it off, he hugged him back. Childe stood there for a moment, before stepping away.

“Well, I’ll see you tomorrow.”

Morax, who still looked slightly dazed, nodded.

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The next morning, Childe got up bright and early to get started on paperwork before he went debt collecting with Morax. He quickly fastened his mask to his head, and went downstairs to see Ekaterina.

“Katya! Any new mail for me?”

Ekaterina nodded, and held up a light blue envelope. “From Zapolyarny.”

Childe took the envelope, and felt how the cold paper cut into his skin through his gloves. “Thank you, Katya.”

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After Childe was back in the privacy of his office, he opened the letter. After skimming through a few lines of formalities and instructions for the bank, he reached the segment he had been worried to receive.

I have reviewed your proposal, and while it is unusual to say the least, if you believe it will be effective I trust your judgment. I remind you that the purpose of this mission is not to secure the Gnosis, only to gather intel so we can make a more well-informed plan later. However, if the opportunity presents itself, do try to acquire the Gnosis. 

Childe breathed a sigh of relief. The Tsaritsa didn’t think anything of his plan, and he would be free to go through with it.

He did find it odd that the Tsaritsa didn’t want him to go after the Gnosis. The only possible reason he could think of was to avoid conflict with Morax, but didn’t they already dislike each other? He doubted that sending over a single diplomat who didn’t try to steal the Gnosis would be enough to get him on their side. 

Childe continued mulling that over in his head as he got ready for bed, and fell asleep to another round of strangely mundane dreams.

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The morning Childe was set to go debt collecting with Morax, he rushed through signing his daily stack of paperwork (albeit, without reading through fully, but that was a problem for Tomorrow Childe), and grabbed a plate of draniki from the mess hall. He waved Ekaterina goodbye, ignored her raised eyebrow when he told her who he was going to meet, and was out the door in record time. Really, Pulcinella would have been proud. 

When Childe arrived at the funeral parlor, he was greeted by a teenage girl in a slightly-too-large uniform. 

“Are you interested in purchasing one of our many coffin options? Or are you here for a loved one?”

Childe shook his head. “Actually, I’m here for your boss Zhongli.”

The girl doubled over, laughing hard enough Childe was afraid her hat might fall off.

“Zhongli? My boss?” She continued wheezing for a few moments, before straightening up again, leaning on the doorframe. 

“Zhongli, my consultant, is working inside. Why?”

“We made plans to go out together this afternoon. Could you go get him for me?”

The girl nodded enthusiastically. “Yep!”

Childe nodded. “Thank you so much,” he told her.

“Glad to be of service.” She turned around, took three steps towards the staircase, and hollered, “Zhongli! It’s your boyfriend!”

“Wait–” Childe reached out to stop her, but it was too late. 

Zhongli chose that moment to walk out from his office, looking mildly confused. “Director, what’s going on?”

“Your boyfriend is here to take you out for lunch, isn’t that sweet?” she asked, with an expression that said she absolutely knew what she was doing.

“Aha, you are sorely mistaken,” Childe said, wishing she would stop saying that. “Zhongli and I aren’t dating.”

“Hmm,” she replied. “I don’t believe you, but you can leave anyways.” She shooed them out of the building, and quickly closed the door. 

Once the girl was gone, Zhongli sighed. “I apologize for Director Hu. She has a tendency to be frustrating.” 

Childe blinked. “Wait, that was Hu Tao? Your boss? I expected someone more, I don’t know, impressive?”

“Hu Tao is more competent than she looks. She inherited the parlor from her grandfather at only thirteen, and has done exceptionally well considering her situation. However, that does not change the fact that she has all too much energy for someone of her role, and refuses to abide by the typical customs regarding her job.”

Zhongli sighed again. “I do my best to assist her when I can, but she refuses to change, and doesn’t take advice well.”

Childe didn’t really know how to help. He’d dealt with his younger siblings, but they all looked up to him, and besides the height difference, he couldn’t really see Hu Tao looking up to anyone.

“That’s too bad. I bet she’d learn a lot if she listened to you.”

“She knows that, she’s just stubborn.”

“She’ll come around eventually.”

Zhongli smiled, and his eyes seemed to get brighter. “Thank you, Childe.”

“It’s– uh– it’s no problem.” Why was it so hard to put together a sentence? It must have been Archon magic. Archon magic that Morax could use because Morax was an Archon. Not Zhongli. Morax.

“Are you ready to leave yet?”

Zho-Morax nodded. “I believe so. You told me we were going debt collecting? What does that usually entail?”

“Well, normally I take my list of debtors, find the one with the most outstanding debt, tell him he’s got to pay, he refuses, we fight, and he either coughs up or I come back around next week.”

“Are these debtors usually good fighters?”

Childe sighed. “No, usually it’s not much of a challenge. But it’s my job, and it’s more exciting than paperwork.”

“I take it you enjoy fighting strong opponents more?”

“Fights are only fun if they’re difficult, but there aren’t many challenging opponents in the harbor, so I’ll take what I can get.”

“I could fight you, if you cannot find any other opponents. I may not be as skilled as one of the Tsaritsa’s eleven Harbingers, but I do have a vision.”

Childe almost laughed. Morax, God of War, not as skilled as him? Give me a break.

“I’ll take you up on that offer.”

Zhongli smiled. “Well then, let’s get going.”

[steadybelieverpersona]

Ch.20: Downtown

Granny Shan: Ah, sir, you're here. The seven kites you asked for have been made to order. Would you like to take them now?

Zhongli: Yes. Thank you.

Granny Shan: It's rare to see customers who want to buy this type of kite nowadays. In the early days, we used to get orders from people of all walks of life...

Paimon: Well, this is Mr. Zhongli from the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, so he's probably well-versed in all these walks of life. We've talked about a whole bunch of things while traveling with him...

Aether: Fashion, economics, jewelry, and jade pottery...

Y/n: Including tea, perfumes, flora, and fauna...

Paimon: He seems to know Liyue's favorite topics, money and government, really well, but he likes talking about less useful topics instead.

Zhongli: Well, that's because I prefer to share fun things with you.

Granny Shan: Children's toys are very fun things, that's for sure. I enjoy watching the children at play as much as anyone else. But there is more to it than that. Finely crafted toys are well-loved by children. But this craft itself has been honed over thousands of years, and there is meaning behind that. I have made kites in Liyue for forty years, and I am intimately familiar with the forms passed down from my ancestors. The meaning of these seven kites is far from banal.

Zhongli: Indeed. These are decorations used in the Rite of Parting. The seven kites represent The Seven.

Y/n: From the looks of the designs, each kite design represents the ideals of The Seven

Granny Shan: I took the liberty of coloring outside the lines when doing the insignia of the Anemo Archon. As for the kite that honors the Geo Archon, one must follow the contract given right down to the last letter. These patterns are ancient, and you can also find them in the Golden House.

Paimon: Ah, Paimon's heard that name before—

Aether: Shh! Paimon, stop talking...

Paimon: Huh?

Zhongli: The design of this kite displays a firm grasp on the cyclicality and eternity so dear to the Electro Archon. These markings of tree and leaf pay due honor to wisdom and the passage of time. All this, on a single kite — truly astonishing. Justice flows across the surface of the waters, war rages like a flame, as does that which the Cryo Archon once... yes, these details are masterfully done.

Granny Shan: Hehehe, the compliments of a learned man truly are pleasant.

Zhongli: Well then, Granny Shan, I shall take these back with me. As for the payment...

Aether: *pinches the bridge of his nose* "As for the payment," he says!

Childe: Well, allow me.

Paimon: Hey, it's Childe!

Y/n: *hides behind Aether*

Aether: *concerned* Did you arrange to meet here?

Childe: Haha. No, I was merely passing through. I see Mr. Zhongli's the same as ever. When paying— well, when getting others to pay for him, he neither looks at the price tag nor his wallet. He knows a great deal about money and about the trials of the common man. He just doesn't consider poverty to be something that could ever happen to him. Or perhaps you could say that he cannot imagine himself lacking money.

Paimon: How has he not died of hunger yet?

Zhongli: ...Childe, you are as fond of jokes as ever. Well then, since we've purchased our kites without incident, there's no need to take a break before moving to the next step in our preparations. The Rite of Parting requires helping hands as well as materials. We should be able to find some people near the harbor.

Childe: Oh, by the way, Traveler, take this bag of money. You probably won't want to let Zhongli do the bargaining, if you know what I mean.

As Aether, Paimon, Y/n, and Zhongli walk away

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Tic: Oh? Help? Sure! I, Tic, always put in one hundred percent effort into everything I do! Of course, there'll be a premium if you want me to give a hundred and ten percent. So what's the job?

Zhongli: Let me see... we are still missing some wooden implements over at Yujing Terrace. They aren't uncommon objects, so I didn't make any special preparations for them.

Aether: Ugh, we brought too little money...

Tic: This is all you've got? Then no can do.

Aether: Please go look for someone named Childe...

Tic: Childe? No, no, no. He's putting up the money? Still, no. Wouldn't that mean that I have to make two trips rather than one? How about this. Let's make a trade. I'll take what you're offering right now, and...Get me a single Qingxin flower, and I'll consider that payment for a detour to find this Childe fellow. How does that sound?

Paimon: Guess we've got no choice.

Y/n: Actually, we don't have to go anywhere I already have one *pulls out a Qingxin and hands it to him*

Tic: Hey, that's pretty good. These things are pretty rare, and I have no idea where I'd find them. With this Qingxin flower, I should be able to pacify my daughter tonight. I'll make sure the work is done before I return home.

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Tac: A full day of odd jobs at Yujing Terrace? Hmm... No problem. Twenty-five thousand per day. A fair trade, yes?

Paimon: Whoa, that's expensive. Um, could you give us a bit of a discount on account of the whole Heroes of Mondstadt thing?

Tac: Heroes of Mondstadt? Never heard of them.

Zhongli: Well, you may never have heard of this hero, but it seems you've heard of Mora nevertheless, thus I will simply pay the whole sum.

Y/n: Wait, let's talk prices.

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Y/n: *determined* How about Seventeen thousand, six hundred and ninety Mora, no more and no less

Tac: Alright, this price'll do. No loss to me for a day's work. I'm surprised that you young lady have the skills for bargaining

Y/n: *relieved*

Paimon: Wow, Paimon never knew you were capable of bargaining Y/n

Y/n: Well, since I always helped out the people of Mondstadt, mainly Diluc, since when it comes to harvesting the grapes, I always manage to catch him in the act of bargaining with people and he managed to teach me how to bargain as well

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Toe: Hiring help? Sure, but let me just say first that I'm a reserve member of the Adventurers' Guild. I take adventuring commissions, but I don't do anything clerical.

Zhongli: Adventure... venturing into the mountains to capture a few crystalflies seems adventurous enough.

Y/n: Brave adventurer, we need 5 crystalflies.

Toe: Eh? That's not hard, almost a bit too easy for a reserve adventurer... Eh, never mind. I'll only charge you fifteen thousand Mora. What say you?

Zhongli: A most fair price.

Y/n: Since this is a simple commission like you said, does seven-thousand, five-hundred mora sound like a good price to you?

Toe: Well, you are right, it is just a simple commission, alright then it's a deal

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Childe: All finished then? Splendid. Any leftover cash is yours to keep — a favor for the Fatui should never go unrewarded.

Paimon: You think you can buy us off with some loose change? No way! Paimon demands to know when the next payment is coming!

Childe: Haha. Well, how does this sound: You give me the information I need, and maybe I'll leave the Northland Bank's vaults open and unattended for half an hour...

Paimon: What info do you need!?

Y/n/Aether: No!

Paimon: Huh? Y/n, Aether, does that mean you know what he's after?

Y/n: What else could the Fatui want? Are you forgetting what happened in Mondstadt? "Plus, I have a feeling that he along with the other Fatui harbingers were ordered to find me and bring me back to D̴̨̡̛̥̺͓̤͖̗͎̩̳̠̦ͣ͌̉̋̽ͣ̍͌̅ͭ̈́͞_̸̣͓̜͉ͤ̔́̎͟͝o̢̡̦̟̹̮̩̦̜̟̪̞͐͒ͦ̒͊͂̓̋̆̄ͣ͌ͤ̆̉ͥ̉ͣ́͢͜͢͜͞ţ̵͓̞̜͉̤̯̟̟̪͉̗ͨ̐ͤ̿ͬ̃̓̇̈ͩͦ̐͞t̸̛͚̘̥̻̙̻̥̖̅̐̓́͛ͯͯͯ̌͐ͮ͒͘̕͢͟͝_̸̨̡̘̱̮̭́̑ͣ̏̚ǫ̡̧̛̫̼̗̻̟̗̰̰̜͖͎̜̹͗͗̍̎ͬͮ́̉ͩ̀ͯ̊̽ͤ̍ͬ̚r̴̢̢͔̤̫̭̮̗̺̺̹̤̜͉͚̻̐ͣ͌ͣ͐̀ͥ̐͑ͭ̈͐̔ͪ͋̆͊̅ͦ͆͆̑͘e̴̡̛̲̩̼͇͎͉̫̱̖̝̝ͮ̄̊́͑̀ͩͮͯͨͥ́̅̽ͯ̎ͥ̓ͮͪ̎̕͘͘͟͠͡"

Paimon: Yikes! You're right, Signora...

Childe: ...You three need to calm down... I don't know what's gotten into you, Y/n.Just what is this about? The atmosphere got so tense all of a sudden.

Paimon: Ehh...

Zhongli turns up just in time to break the awkward atmosphere...

Zhongli: Next, we need some Everlasting Incense. For this, we need to go to Bubu Pharmacy, the finest pharmacy in all of— Is... everything okay?

Childe: Everything is fine. I was just informing them that they need not return the surplus Mora. Now if you'll excuse me, I must be going. *leaves*

Paimon: Paimon definitely felt like Childe wasn't happy with us just now...

Warning: Gore

Y/n(past): *bleeding while holding a broken blade* Please, I can't handle it anymore...

Childe: shh~ bad girls don't talk after not listening or obeying

As Y/n looked at the ground, the only thing she saw was a whole bunch of limbs scurried around, headless bodies dislocated limbs and most importantly the smell of iron from the blood lingered in the air as Childe laughed like a maniac

Childe: You like the gifts? These are gifts for you since I forgot to get you one on your birthday, hope you enjoy them. I put in a lot of work in just getting them for you so show me some respect by listening and obeying

[blythebitez]

Yandere Genshin Impact; Vision Marks pt.1

Characters included: Zhongli, Xiao, Venti

Tw: fem reader, Yandere behavior, Dark Content, Toxic relationship, physical violence, NSFW , non-con, drugging

Lovers marking eachother with their own vision marks are common.

Even lovers with the same vision mark each other.

The process is a beautiful thing. It doesn’t hurt at all, when love is Mutual it blooms naturally on your skin. Some say the feeling is akin to soft kisses on your skin; others say it’s like a soft tickle session, with giggles filling your tummy. Some say it’s orgasmic, the best feeling you’ve ever felt in your life, it’ll make you ring out in love for days on end.

People who’ve marked each other are said to feel a connection with one another. They can feel each other’s emotions to an extent and also gain a sense for when the other is in danger.

But; If there isn’t love a foot. Vision marks can be…. Awful.

Vision marks coming from anyone but lovers; hurt.

The pain scale comes from how much malice you have for said person; it could be something of sorta uncomfortable to the feeling of an organ failing.

One that would make you feel uncomfortable would be Zhongli’s.

He’s overbearing. He takes control of your life. But with his Wealth he makes up for it. You want that? Sure. (Just make sure he has his wallet.) With his strength he’ll invite you over and just say “you can’t leave now.” Your escape attempts will end in him simply wagging his finger. “Where do you think you’re going?” His punishments would be spanking, he treats you like a child. Just thinking you’re so innocent and stupid. You don’t realize how good this is for you. This is your home now, HIS vision mark will make you realize it.

“You’ve done it now, you’ve had your fun but now it’s over. I’m tired of these silly little games.” He holds you by your hair and lifts you up with ease. “You’re mine. You’ve always been mine. You’ll see soon.” He whispers his arm moving towards your exposed stomach. You feel a beam of power, unexplained and uncomfortable shifting to and thou in his grasp trying to get away. Now you had a geo vision mark on your lower abdomen, that didn’t belong to you. Blinking and now implanted in your brain was a small voice whispering “this is home.” “This is home.” Your eyes widen, as the thoughts boomed in your head. In about two days or so Zhongli is pleased, your naive brain caved and you finally understood “This is home”.

Xiao’s would be of similar discomfort, but sparks of pain shoot through it every time you disobey him.

It was a simple process. He liked you. He took you. He never understood why humans make things so difficult. Either you learn to love him or he forces you into submission. No matter how much you begged, pled or yelled at him he wasn’t going to let you go. He doesn’t even talk to you most days. He just sits down on the balcony railing with his back turned watching the sky and ground below him. But the second you move. “Where do you think you’re going?”. He makes you feel like more of a nuisance then a lover. The way he rolls his eyes while watching you eat. The way he lets out a small ‘tch’ when you go to sleep. It’s like your bothering him but for some reason he’s keeping you here? He just doesn’t understand human functions nonetheless a human’s mind. Escape attempts are not tolerated by Xiao at all. First of all he’ll find you easily, second of all he will break a bone in your body. A rib, an arm, a leg, as long as it’s not critical to your health he’ll break it. He won’t break more then one at a time, so if you make him really pissed off he’ll have to wait for the first bone to heal and he WILL remember. Then he hears wind about vision marking…

You didn’t do anything. “W-What are you doing!?” You asked the male in confusion and fear. The male had silently picked up your right arm, examining it like he usually does before he breaks it. “M-my left arm is still broken! You said you wouldn’t break two at once-“ “I know what I said…. Be quiet… your panic is annoying.” He said above a whisper still examining your arm. You watched nervously seeing his hand glow lightly, he raised it up as if he was going to hit you. You shriveled back, but his hold on you tightened. “Don’t move.” He commanded. And now he slammed his hand on your right arm. He didn’t break the bone but your brain felt as if it had melted. Your body pulsed rapidly as a anemo mark that didn’t belong to you began to appear on your arm. His eyes watched in curiosity, watching your small spasms and shakes as the mark implanted itself in your body. “Obey” “Obey” “Obey him” began to bounce around your mantle. “Look at me.” When you didn’t… you felt a stinging in your arm. The second you looked at him, it ceased. You’ve been forced to Obey him.

Venti’s would never hurt you…. Per say. His makes you… feel a certain way. Makes you remember only he can make you feel like this.

Venti doesn’t capture you… per say. He keeps you by his side. “Another drink for my fair lady!” “Two more rounds over here!” “One more! One more!” He’s spending so much on you… how could you deny another drink. He keeps you by his side all night, drunken cheeks, slurs and all when he speaks to you. His heart beating quickly, you were the only woman in all of the hundred thousand years of his life that caught his eye. “Don’t goooo~… you can’t leave me…~” he begs holding your arm. “You can’t walk home alone~! It’s night time!” Your drunk, you don’t think about the fact that he’s drunk as well. You nod as Venti leads you home. To his home. You messed up. Now you can’t leave. He’s so nice tho… He brushes your hair lovingly styling it. Makes you food. And he’s so sickeningly sweet, his emotions, his faces the way he looks at you. The way his wings would pop out and a face full of love would stare back at you. It was sickening. He goes out every night and brings back drinks for the both of you to drink tell you black out but he misses the bar, the cheer actually going out with you. He’d love to do that but… you’re just so resentful towards him. He looks naive but he knows the first thing you’ll do is run off. It’s been a month and Venti’s ready to take it to the next level to truly give you ALL of his love. But you deny his advances. He just wants to make you feel good! Hmm… he heard about something lovers do about fifty years ago. Vision marking? Was it?

Venti loomed over you. His face was full of lust. He grasped your face with a love filled smile. His wings fluttering and forming on his back. “Love, please… let me make you feel good~” he held your cheek and kissed you, trying to shove his tongue into mouth but you pushed back on him, moving and kicking him away. “Get off of me! You swine!”. Swine? Venti felt his heart crack… he always knew it but never acted on it. He’s been too nice, he’s been too kind to you. He quickly pounced on you, his grip strong something you’ve never felt before from Venti. His archon marks began to glow, but his look of love never left his face. “My love… I tried everything. I want to be one with you… I want to connect with you… with this you’ll be mine and I’ll be your~” One of his palms grasped the end of your shirt rolling it up and exposing your stomach. His hand then drifted downwards grabbing your pant’s end and exposing your panties to him. Before you could say, move or do anything. You felt a rush, wave, overwhelming heat. Shaking in your legs, boiling in your core, the feeling of burst but not there. A glowing Anemo mark formed on your heat. “Venti! Venti! Venti! Only Venti can make me feel release!” Your brain yelled at you. Your mind was nothing but a pan of scrambled eggs. Your legs bucking, your tongue rolling out of your mouth. You looked towards Venti in nothing more but lust, like a dog in heat. Venti could only smile lovingly leaning in forward and kissing you slipping his tongue into your mouth while his hands went down to your panties, his fingers going to soothe your core. He’s so happy, now he could touch you, now he could love you, now you’ll both become one. Now you’ll both be happy.

[sagau-my-beloved]

um i read through all of this and realised this was quite lengthy so cw: long request haha

hello! first of all, i love all your works and i've been binge reading them the last few days- they give me so much serotonin, i can't- and secondly, i have a request! no pressure or anything, but how do you think the diffeent archons (or anyone else you want e.g. diluc, kaeya, jean for mondstadt) would be like fighting for Creator!reader's affection because they want to be the only one to spoil them? venti would definitely be more clingy (literally grabbing-onto-your-legs-so-you- won't-leave kind of clingy) whilst zhongli and ei might be more possessive in a subtler way, like taking them out on long trips in their own respective regions! maybe zhongli somehow remembers that he can literally create mora and somehow remembers to finally bring his wallet with him (only when he's with you though? childe is not happy about this.) zhongli also probably takes up most of your day just talking about osmanthus wine ngl- ei would probably get teased by miko quite a lot for worshipping you so grandly but still doesn't stop because like... obviously you're the creator, how could she stop worshiping you (for eternity you may say *wink wink*) she would definitely not hesitate closing off inazuma's borders just for you to stay there with her, only. ahaha anyways sorry this wasn't so venti focused and that this request was so long, be as liberal as you want with it :)) remember to take care of yourself and drink water! :DDDDD

Archons fighting for the readers affection:

I can't believe I have officially been branded as the Venti writer— 💀 /j

I swear I write for other characters anon, you gotta believe me, no need to apologize for requesting non-Venti stuff, I promise

And here I am about to contradict myself by putting Venti first-

Warnings: general sagau, yandere shenanigans, vague descriptions of violence, manipulation, codependency, the works

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Venti:

• So I have to start by saying all the Archons are going to play incredibly dirty

• Venti in particular isn't the type to try and keep you somewhere, unlike the other two—

• He's the God of Freedom of course, it would simply be hypocritical to keep you locked away in his domain

• He makes up for it by going everywhere with you, though

• He's simply desperate for your attention, enough so that he will deal with being away from his precious city if you would prefer to spend your time in somewhere like Liyue

• Might question you on why you would prefer to spend your time there though, is Mondstadt not good enough? Is there anything he could do to make it better??

• Hates hates hates you talking to other people, he gets such an unpleasant feeling in his chest when your eyes aren't on him

• Not above cutting other people off and making a bit of a scene when you're not at least conscious of him being in the room

• Might let you talk to people if he gets to touch you in some way while you're doing it

• Will make a show of nuzzling into you and holding you as close as possible to show the other person they're not nearly as important to you as him

• Will complain to you as soon as the other person is no longer visible, whether they're out of earshot or not

• "It's no fair, you shouldn't need to talk to anyone but me you know. Anything you need done I can do, and they can fix their own problems without you like they did before."

• You can practically hear the bitterness in his voice

• He might actually start hiding offerings you received from others, it's not like you need worship from other people when you have him

• Would never pass other people's offerings off as his own though, believes that he's above doing that and he can provide for you himself

• He's absolutely not above slandering others though

• "You were talking with Ei for a pretty long time earlier you know... I'm surprised you still regard her so highly when she was directly responsible for so many deaths of her own people. Is that something you admire?"

• You better say a very clear and concise "no" to that statement, otherwise you might just find a certain Archon following in her footsteps

• Of course he is willing to change how he acts based on your preferences, what kind of follower would he be if he couldn't do that much for you?

• You seem to like Zhongli a lot, would you like him to be more serious?

• You and Childe we're laughing together the other day right? So is chaotic violence more to your taste? Maybe a sacrifice or two is an order—

• You always seem to smile at the mention of Thoma, he can act like a spouse too you know, you only need to ask and he would gladly cook and clean and praise you with that sweet tone of his

• Venti has quite a bit of experience pretending to be other people, so feel free to tell him exactly who you want him to be and he'll be more than happy to oblige~

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Zhongli:

• Polite and formal as always, he would certainly never resort to such an undignified display as his fellow Archon

• Prefers to simply just consume your time instead

• Oh you're free? Well, if it's not too much of a bother, maybe you could help him with some of his responsibilities, they just never seem to stop piling up

• Of course, that would keep you in Liyue for awhile, but it's not as if you would prefer to be anywhere else, right?

• His is one of the few nations that doesn't have a ruling Archon, perhaps you could fill that spot for awhile? His people would be forever grateful

• Liyue is always so busy, so much to do, so many problems that just happened to pop up unexpectedly, really it needs you

• And who knows Liyue better than its very own former Archon?

• He's more than happy to help, he wouldn't dream of letting you tackle this stuff alone

• And if some of these many problems require a more hands on approach, maybe stopping by a particularly fancy restaurant to grab something to eat on the way isn't a horrible idea

• He promises to pay, of course he could never force you to take up such a responsibility when you're already helping him so much as it is

• Oh, look, someone needs assistance down near the docks, and the sunset is just so beautiful from there, it would simply be a shame not to stay and watch, wouldn't it?

• And you're always so tired at the end of the day, running around helping people out, the oh so merciful God you are

• You certainly wouldn't decline him picking up the slack in that department, right?

• Of course you're staying with him, no question about it, and he's just so grateful at the opportunity to take care of you like this, away from prying eyes

• You're needed in Inazuma? Well that can't be right, surely Ei can take care of it herself, you can't just abandon these people that have grown so dependent on you here

• "I strongly urge you to rethink your decision. I understand its been a while, but you're needed here much more than anywhere else. Are you not enjoying your stay? Have I not provided enough for you to want to stay?"

• It doesn't matter if you say yes or no, the idea that you're having these thoughts in the first place is concerning enough

• So Zhongli will simply double down, you wouldn't dream of leaving if there happened to be slightly more dangerous and important crises going on, right?

• Maybe certain monsters are starting to get a bit too close to town, there's a stirring in the water that could mean trouble for the future, it seems as if the integrity of some of these old buildings is waning as you now have to deal with the result of more than a few unexpected collapses

• You've got your work cut out for you, there's no way you could even dream of going anywhere with the amount of trouble Liyue is being put through

• And Zhongli is always there at the end of the day, praising and providing, helping you relax from your incredibly stressful day in all ways possible

• What would you do without him?

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Ei:

• Now she's certainly the type to be a bit more forceful about everything

• Inazuma is more beautiful than Liyue and Mondstadt combined, it's vast and different depending on where you are, what could you hope to get anywhere else?

• She's perfectly capable of providing anything you could desire you know, from food to clothing to scenery

• And if you really want something else it can easily be imported

• Ei is the only one out of the three that's still actually recognized as an Archon, she has more authority than both of them put together, she is obviously the most capable of providing for you

• So gtting in and out of Inazuma can still be considered difficult, and it's going to stay that way

• I mean, you're are already here, no reason to make you leaving any easier

• She takes pride in making it so that you don't have to lift a finger

• Now, she wouldnt go as far as to actually lock the room you're staying in, but she does want to know where you are at pretty much every given moment

• "Your grace? Why didn't you alert me that you were going for a walk? I went to your room and you weren't there. Honestly you gave me quite a scare, tell me next time and I'll accompany you ok?"

• You're kind of like her comfort place

• She has a reputation to keep up of course, so acting even the slightest bit soft in public isn't an option

• But around you she can strip that persona for a bit, slip into the role of the one who is cared for and not the one who has to care for so many others

• As such, Ei constantly tries to come up with excuses to see you, to pull herself away from work for at least some time

• The reason she ends up defaulting to about 95℅ of the time is gifts

• There were beautiful flowers outside that she just had to give to you, a specific dish was made exactly to your liking and it was going to get cold otherwise, perhaps the things you requested from way out in Mondstadt came in recently and she felt the need to hand deliver it to you

• No matter what the current excuse is, you're going to end up seeing her more than your fair share before the day is over

• She's a bit too stubborn, or maybe just too embarrassed, to out right ask for affection, but it's not difficult to pick up on the way her touches linger, how she looks at you in a way that can barely cover the heavy desire to lay some claim to you

• It annoys her immensely whenever others decide to act clingy towards you right in front of her

• You are a guest in her domain, it's incredibly unbefitting and disrespectful for them to lay a single finger on you here

• If her looks were as sharp as her sword, their hand would be cut off rather quickly, but she does manage to restrain herself in your presence

• That person is just rather lucky they aren't alone, or it would be a different story entirely

• As much as she hates you leaving, there is no way for her to outright forbid you from doing so, and suffocating you here would only cause you to hate this place, and, by extension, her, all that much more

• Doesn't stop her from keeping tabs on you whenever you aren't in Inazuma though, she has a large network of informants

• And if it looks as if you are in even the smallest amount of danger, she won't hesitate to bring you back here herself

• Back to safety, back to a place where she can keep a closer eye on you, a place where she can personally protect you

[luventi]

GETTING CAUGHT MAKING OUT W/THEM

with. kaeya, zhongli, diluc, childe, albedo.

cw. suggestive, established relationships, all writing is gn

[ reblogs are appreciated + masterlist ! ]

KAEYA :

shameless + so horny, a horrendous combo.

kaeya has never turned down an offer to make out with you, especially somewhere semi public. he’s so excited he’s muffling any worries you have with his lips on yours.

“shhh it’ll be alright, everyone’s at lunch.” he tries to reassure you and for a bit you believe him! letting him feel you up and kiss you passionately while you sit on his lap.

until there’s a faint knock on the door and in comes the acting grand master. “sorry to barge in during your lunch hour but—.”

she’s semi-shocked. because honestly? it’s kaeya and he’s known for this type of thing. “i’ll just come back later, but this doesn’t mean you should continue your….umm…activities.

and with that she swiftly leaves and kaeya lets out a deep laugh at your frightened face. you’re so embarrassed at the acting grand master catching you making out with your boyfriend you bury your head in his chest.

“we’re never. doing. that. again.”

ZHONGLI :

he’s a sly man when he wants to be!

there’s not much work to be done at the funeral parlor most days, so zhongli gets bored on occasion. glady he always has you.

you peek your head inside his office to see if he’s busy and to no surprise he’s standing at his bookshelf thumbing through the pages of an old book. you call his name and he turns to you with a gentle smile, “you’re earlier than expected, come over here dearest.”

while walking over you notice the gleam in his eyes, but before you can even question his intentions he meets you half way and engulfs you in his arms. “i’ve missed you.” you try to reply with your own confession but his lips move to hover over yours, “may i?” he asks.

and before you know it you’re pressed against the wall feverishly making out with your legs wrapped snug around zhongli’s waist. but sadly he’s always been a rather loud kisser.

the director and what you assume to be her new assistant can be heard talking outside the door. “keep it down in there you two.” she giggles but her poor assistant is begging her to please shut up for once.

“that will be an awkward conversation for later i fear, but shall we continue? we’ve already been caught and i’m not satisfied yet my love.”

DILUC :

you think he’d get some privacy in his own house? sadly he was very mistaken.

it’s late and diluc’s just returned from his nightly duties when he comes across you lounging in the parlor. freshly out the bath from the smell of your expensive and all natural shampoo and oils (curtsy of his wallet).

he was just on his way for one as well but something about the sight of you in your bath robes lights a fire from within him. setting his belongs on the table he steps into the room not bothering to close the door behind him.

“good evening, you’re up late.” he greets you walking around the couch to sit very close to your cold body (he knows you were shivering). “oh! welcome home master diluc.” you reply with a sweet smile, oh god you were so perfect to him and you havent a single clue.

he leans in closer with every word, “were you staying up for me darling, if so you shouldn’t have. i don’t want to worry you.” your smile turns into a knowing smirk finally understanding what he was getting at. “maybe, but you’re here now master diluc, that’s all that matt—.” he didn’t let you finish.

his hands grope your skin as he steals kiss after kiss from you, relishing in the feeling of your warm breath mixing with his. “diluc.” you moan against his lips which was more of a beg for more. his hands move under your ass to lift you up and just as he turns around to leave his maids shyly turn the corner to face him.

“sorry for the intrusion master diluc but we’ve been tasked to clean here.” they whisper to him looking down at their feet. he’s so ashamed, clearing his throat he just quickly apologies to them and resumes to carry you out the room.

“i should double their salary huh?”

CHILDE :

ajax loves to piss people off.

every once in a while the fatui all gather for boring meetings to share information and updates. this year childe decided to bring you along for fun and because he knows how horribly lame these conferences can be.

you’ve been waiting around for some of his colleagues to show up so they can go in to one of these said meetings, sadly they’re taking a while. which is starting to piss childe off.

you’re sitting in his lap while he moans and groans about how boring this is. making you laugh at his childish behavior, “it hasn’t even been that long ajax.” you inform him.

“yeah but this is so fuckin annoying.” he replies reaching out to turn your face towards his. “but i know how we can make it more fun.” you tilt your head at his words confused as to how you’re going to have fun in an empty hallway.

turns out there are ways to have fun in empty hallways. you grind down onto childe’s lap as you both smile and laugh in between kisses. “are you having fun ajax?” you ask leaning down to kiss the skin beneath his ear. he hums at the feeling of your lips, “so much fun baby.”

your laughs and sloppy kisses get drowned out by the sound of footsteps approaching. opening one of your eyes with your mouth still on childe’s you look over to see his colleagues, internally sighing you try to get up but he keeps you in place and kisses you harder.

“they can wait and watch for all i care”.

ALBEDO :

sweet touch starved boy <3

the snow was lightly falling outside his mountain side lab as albedo snuggled deeper into your arms. “wow you must have really missed me.” you laugh, remembering how his whole face brightened when he saw you walking in not even 10 minutes ago.

he sighs, pulling away to kiss you gently, “it‘s been a long day.” his eyes move to yours then down to your lips, “won’t you make it better lover?” he doesn’t have to ask you twice.

you nod your head yes just as albedo pushes you into his bookshelf. holding your face with both his hands he slides his tongue in your mouth. transferring him warmth to you.

he continues, dominating your mouth as your hands desperately grasp at his jacket sleeves. his thigh then comes up to your part your legs. they snuggle into your sensitive area pulling a soft whimper from you, “i want to hear you,” he pleads grounding into you more. “please.”

you’re just about to comply with his request but you take notice of sucrose and timaeus looking uncomfortable by the entrance. gasping you lightly slap albedo on his chest getting him to turn around.

“oh.” he says, “sorry.” you mentally face palm at his awkwardness. you open your mouth to say something, but he continues, “how about you come by later? i’m somewhat busy right now? is that fine?” his poor students practically run out not bothering to reply.

“now where were we darling?”

[reveltica]

moving on from that historical artifact and stealing his lil' wallet

a/n: thank you @threepointseven for the go signal!! hope you'll enjoy this! I decided for this to be the "Happy" ending route for my other Childe fic coz it fits so much! hope you guys would like it.

《 part i

You couldn't forget the engagement you had with that foreign man whom they called Childe. You're not going to lie he is rather dashing. Tall and rather a gentleman, and you couldn't help but feel flushed at that handsome grin he gave to you right after.

But you immediately shook that thought away from your mind and huffed out. Yeah, he couldn't possibly remember me, don't even asked for my name. It's highly unlikely we'll meet again.

You retired to your home that day and kept moving forward the next, in hopes that you could forget about that ginger head. Well, you tried but you can't, not when he bumped into you again.

You looked up at him and he looked down at you respectfully.

"Hey" "Hi"

It was an awkward exchange but Childe immediately picked right back up. "I'm sorry for my attitude yesterday. Can we start over?"

"Uh, yeah sure." and the young man smiled warmly, causing you to fluster. "Codename Childe, but I also go by Tartaglia." he said confidently. You blinked a few times and gave a "...Haaa?!" look.

Are you...are you kidding me? Two na— they're not even names, they're codenames. Childe noticed your predicament and he just laughed it off lightly. "Don't sweat about it too much. Just call me Childe." you nodded and sighed in rrlief before giving a smile.

"(Name), nice to meet you Childe." and you offered your hand for a shake. "As I said yesterday, I will compensate for your troubles—"

"What? You don't need to, it was just an accidental bump, that's all."

"I never break a promise so—"

"Well, you didn't technically promise me so—"

"Just let me take you out for lunch!"

"Yes alright!"

"Pfff.." and you both laughed at how silly the exchange was before you nodded and pats his shoulder. "Yes, Childe. If you insist." He wasn't so bad, he seem like a really fun guy. And he did take you out for lunch at the Liuli Pavillion. You told him the miscellaneous stuff about you and what you do for a living. Like, how old you were, where you live and other current affairs happening in Liyue Harbor.

"Lady Ningguang is rebuilding the Jade Chamber in just a few days I heard." you said, after swallowing, Childe's eyes widened a bit in surprise. "She has a lot of money to spare huh?"

"Maybe so, but its hard earned money she got from her hardwork." you sighed and looked out the window. "I wish to be just like her someday..."

"Sure you will, if you worked hard enough, you're sure to be where she is now." Childe encouraged you. Any encouragement is very welcomed to you so you smiled at him.

——

Its been a good few months since you've become acquainted with Childe. You're now close friends, often joking around, visiting him at the Northland Bank, him visiting you at your workplace and sometimes fight with you with mock up battles. Childe was really impressed with your strength and agility, often wondering why you aren't an adventurer or have any Vision.

One day, when you were looking at a few souvenir jewelries at a shop, you heard a very familiar voice. One that you never really want to hear, at least not now.

"Will you please create some pins with these gems? Thank you." his voice, ever so deep and enchanting. But you didn't turn to look at him or say hi, you just don't know how. Until the seller at the store rurned to you, smiled happily and said:

"Ah! (Name) are you here for the one you asked me to make a few days ago?—"

Your eyes are blown wide at the seller, glaring daggers at them to shut up for one second!

"—Sure! let me just fetch Zhongli's...uhh...pins.." and realization hits them. "I'll excuse myself"

And you and Zhongli were left in a very awkward situation. The man, now took notice of you. Now, remembering what he had done to you before, did he feel any guilt? I dunno, I might say something awful so I'll just say he doesn't care as much like when you two were together.

Of course, as a civil man he greeted you. "Nice seeing you again (Name), how have you been?"

You frowned a bit but decided to be civil as well. You breathed in and calmed down before turning to smile at him. "Yes, it has been a while and I've been doing very well. Thank you for asking."

You basically ended the conversation there with that sentence. What he did still hurts and you have bottled up your anger for him, thinking that its not worth it. He's not worth it.

"Ah, I see. That's very good to hear." he mumbled quitely. Honestly, you are so ready to bolt your way out of there and straight to the meeting place you and Childe had agreed on. Thankfully the seller returned with your item and hurriedly took the carefully packed small box into your hands and thanked them.

You sighed in relief once you were out of there. You relaxed and were on your way to that meeting spot (a.k.a Liuli Pavillion) when you heard heavy foot steps behind you. You frowned but never gave much thought, not until you turned a corner. You looked behind and lo and behold it was Zhongli. You jumped a little in surprise and walked way faster, the meeting spot just out of reach. You hurriedly went inside, slammed the door and breathed out in relief, never wanting to see or interact with that man ever.

"My Archons, Childe! I'm sorry for being late! You see, the seller—"

"Ah! (Name), and Mr. Zhongli too. Great timing." the man in question stepped into the facility and was now standing beside you.

....Heh? What? Excuse me, Childe? The fuck?

You and Zhongli were stunned for a moment He looked at you and you looked at him a second later with sour expression. Childe was just there innocently looking back and forth on you both.

"I am guessing you two have known each other already?" he asked. "Why yes, (Name) is actually my—"

"Aquaintance!" you interrupted Zhongli. "No, actually they're—"

"Aquaintance." you interrupted through gritted teeth, glaring daggers up at Zhongli. "Yes! we're just aquaintances, you see I'm friends with Hu Tao, the director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, where Zhongli works! So i know him by association, but we don't talk much or engaged in any sort of relationship ever! Never in the past, present or future." you hastily explained, hoping Childe would buy it.

"Ah, I see!" He actually bought it!

Zhongli just looked at you curiously. Why would you lie about your relationship with him? Now looking at you, he saw all of the drastic changes from when you two were together. How could he forget? This old cod remembers everything. And he could say that you seemed to have changed for the better.

As you sat there with Childe and regrettably, your ex lover, you couldn't help but question their connection. Like how did they know each othet and become friends.

Luckily enough, your seat was far away from the grandpa. You were seated next to Childe while talks about random stuff that only them two would understand. But no worries, you were distracted by fictional novels and light novels he got back from Snezhnaya. Score!

By the time your meal ended, and you were dying to go home, Childe excused himself for a bit to pay for the food, leaving you and Zhongli alone. For the second time that day!

It was an awkward situation, sure, but you had your books for distraction while that mora-less man didn't. He fiddled with the ring on his thumb, trying to think what could be a good way to start a conversation.

And to ease up for an apology.

That's right, an apology. A long overdue one at that. Hmpf, unfortunately for him for the past few months, the woman he cheated on you with (the one who resembles Guizhong), left him for good. Hell, she even cheated on him as well. Must be nice to get a taste of his own medicine huh?

He wanted to say sorry for the things he had done. The trouble he had caused for you, and for the unfair treatment he gave you while you were in a relationship with him. He at least wanted to have a fresh start with you. You were a great listener and companion. A great friend to everyone and a headstrong person.

"Uh, (Name)?"

...

He was met with silence, your face buried in the book you were reading. "I was wondering of how you got in touch with Childe. I don't remember introducing you to him before."

"Because you don't know anything about me at all." you muttered under angry huffs. Zhongli was taken aback by that comment and frowned. Surely...surely he does right? He knew of your...your, um.

"Good, lets keep it that way." you finally said, glaring towards him. You immediately stood up and walked outside, not even hearing Childe call out for you. Leaving Zhongli in a predicament, but hell his composure and calmness is through the roof. But on the inside? He's troubled.

——

You were grumbling while pacing back and forth in front of the Northland Bank. Nadia looking at you with concern. "Um, Master Childe has not yet retur—"

"I know that!" you bellowed, making Nadia jump in surprise. You blinked your eyes twice and groaned in frustration. "I'm sorry Nadia, I didn't mean to blow on you."

The Fatui agent simply nodded and meekly stood on her post, still shaken by your outburst. You sighed and leaned against the post, arms crossed. You just wished you could handlr bring in the same room with him or handle a conversation, but you can't. Yet.

Your blood was in an utter boil but it slowly simmered down when you saw Childe's figure appear, panting in exhaustion and sweaty. He was your comfort and source of fun and happiness once in a while. He was a precious friend of yours.

You breathed out in relief and approached him, leaning your head on his chest. "Ugh, that was an intense lunch! Warn me if you have other guests in the future. Please?"

Childe blinked and slowly smiled, his hand reaching your back to pat on it. "Sure will."

Unbeknownst to you and Childe, a man was looking up at you two. Well, staring actually.

part iii 》

[noodles-n-soba]

What a normal day with the Genshin boys would be like

Characters: Bennet, Tartaglia, Diluc, Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Razor, Thoma, Xiao, Venti, Zhongli

A/n: I've been thinking about separating these kind of headcanons in different parts, since they're always very very long. What do you guys think, do you prefer reading them in one post, or different parts? :)

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Bennett

"Benny's adventure team! Going out for a stroll."

The team only consists of you and Bennett to be honest..

The mornings are peaceful, whenever he's still asleep. You prepare breakfast for the two of you

The moment he comes in the kitchen, there's this eerie presence around him.. But you try ignoring it, knowing it's probably his bad luck

Experienced with these situations, you place his plate on the table.. Avoiding him taking it from you.. Since he manages to ALWAYS drop the plates.. But that's just his bad luck. Again.

Throughout the day the two of you explore around a bit.. Finding chests, beating up Hilichurls..

The fact that when you open chests you receive all the goodies like weapons and mora, and when he opens chest he'll only find vegetables is literally SO weird.. Like how?!?!

You manage to calm him down when he is throwing around the 60th chest he opened, filled with nothing but a single radish.

"Its just so.. Unfair!"

He's used to this, and believe me.. He's very happy for you that you get all the good stuff, but at some rate his patience runs out

So the two of you do something else, like beating up Hypostates.. Except the Pyro one. I feel like he'll burst into tears when he realizes his attacks don't do anything..

The two of you return to Mondstadt, and lucky enough you have made reservations!!! Or you cook something again, but the Good Hunter's food smelled really good when the two of you walked by..~

Will tell you about all his troubles and thoughts

Will also thank you for having so much patience with him and that he really appreciates to finally have someone at his side who doesn't leave him!!

Well, at least you haven't been struck by lightning yet.. Soo, it's all fine. (Even if you'd get struck, you made a promise you would stay with him..)

After you are home, you take care of his wounds and kisses the bandaged places

Tells you that he loves you for the 400th time that day..

The two of you will always be tired as heck when you return from your adventures..  So, you fall asleep on his chest almost immediately when the two of you lay on a couch or a bed..

Tartaglia

Even if he doesn't have time for his poor brother Teucer, he will force a spot in his agenda for you

He's a very very busy man, and you know that to be honest.. So you will try to bother him as less as you can

But  he'll always complain about you not bothering him.. He loves it when you're acting like you're annoyed for some reason.

"Eehh.. (Y/n), aren't you missing my love and affection?!"

You will stay by his side to help him out whenever you can, even though he tells you it's dangerous work he performs.

You insist, since you're a "fighter" (Your words, not his..)

He will carry out his tasks while protecting you... And damn he does a fine job at that..

Whenever he pushes himself over his limit, you're the one that carries him back to Liyue Harbor to visit a doctor from the Fatui..

When its late, will give you a bag of money to spend on food, clothing,  everything.

You said you refused to take the money.. Which he answered "You will~" on.

So you placed the bag on a place he wouldn't look, only to return it after you bought your groceries to prepare a meal.. And some other clothes you like

While you are on the market, done with everything.. You grasp your wallet out of your bag.. Only to find a bag of money.

"How did he-?"

Well seems like whenever you try to hand it back, he somehow manages to sneak it into your bag without you noticing it?!

Most of the time you're back home earlier than him, so you will already start preparing diner.

You wont notice he has been looking at you for a minute or 3, looking so beautiful while doing the very thing you're good at.

Will press a kiss on your cheek, followed by a kiss in the neck.. And than he'll hand you over a present.. Because this man has an "I need to give (Y/n) a present. Everyday." Mindset. AND ITS CUTE.

Will help you finish cooking, but I feel like he doesn't know how to cook... He'll just go with the flow~

When the two of you are done, you'll either go to bed or look at the stars outside..  Lying on the grass. He'll embrace you and cuddle with you

He'll tell you about Snezhnaya and his family..  How dear they are to him and how he actually hates working for the Fatui.

You always try to stay awake, but most of the time it'll be late in the night.. So you drift off to sleep.

Whenever he sees this, he'll carry you to bed while he thinks about his day, telling you how beautiful you are and how happy he is to have you..

The two of you lay in bed, he pulls you close and also he eventually falls asleep

Diluc

He wakes up early in the morning.. Sadly enough.

When you wake up, he's always gone already

Sometimes he accidentally wakes you up whenever he's crawling out of bed.. Than you embrace him once more before letting him go..

He'll always press a kiss on your cheek, awake or asleep and will never miss a day.

You have a habit of visiting him at work.. And he loves it.

Even though he's busy, he'll find a way to chat with you.. For example, telling you to sit at the bar instead of a table..~

Since you've been missing him quite frequently, you decided you would help him in the Dawn Winery with paperwork and stuff every evening. This way the two of you could be together some more

Will take you out for diner, that's one of the things that he won't forgot to do for you.. He has to do at least one thing to treat you like his king/queen

Will apologize sometimes for his absence..

"(Y/n).. My love, I'm so sorry for never being by your side that much.. Even though I wished for a better situation, I cannot change this fate.."

You always tell him not to worry and that you understand it. He's a busy man, no possibility in denying that..?

After the two of you are done in the evening, sorted out all the paperwork and filed everything neatly, the two of you head home.. Sometimes you hold his hand, sometimes you don’t. But you surely know you missed his touch.

The two of you have such deep conversations when walking home.. Like, every day you discover some tragic backstory about him and Kaeya, or he'll tell you how he's really feeling.. And how much you cheer him up when he's down..

Arriving at your house, the two of you will head straight to bed

Not prepared for the next morning of him leaving early, having no one to rest your head on.. You hug him tight, hoping that one day he would still be laying there the next morning..

Gorou

"General Gorou of the Watatsumi Island resistance, ready and waiting!"

Every single morning he'll practice his speeches in the mirror when he wakes up..

Asking you, you were awake for quite a while by the way, how his speeches sound..

You'll be extremely honest, his words are never off.. So there's no need to fine tune them anymore

Will cuddle with you for a bit before dressing up to go and fight off the Shogun's army.

You actually help him prepare himself, taking care of his extremely fluffy tail, combing through his hair, giving his ears a rub, pampering his face with kisses when he whines because you touched his ears-

You'll quickly prepare breakfast for him, receiving kisses every time he passes you to get something.. And let me tell you, he passed you like six times this morning because he kept on forgetting his weaponry and equipment--

One more kiss before he leaves

"Be sweet while I'm gone (Y/n)! I'll be back home in an eyeblink!"

You know he's well trained, but you keep on worrying yourself sick.. What if something happens to him..?

Once you hear the war is over, your heart jumps around with joy..!

You literally rushed to their camp, completely soaked because of the rain and hugged Gorou tight- He will never EVER forget this moment..

After his victory, he still has to deal with Fatui and stuff.. But he will have more time for you :>

I feel like he'd love to bake with you, lazy cuddles are always a win, and train in your garden, and you'll just be one floor higher, leaning on the window sill and observing him running around and shooting down targets with a smile on your face

The days will always end with you wrapping your arms around his waist and requesting some cuddles and eating the snacks you made in the afternoon… Which he can't refuse..

Itto

Doing stupid stuff with Itto is an absolute no go-

But somehow he still convinces you to do that stuff that'll get the two of you in trouble

"(Y/nnn)!! My baby, it's the flow ya know.. The Arataki gang's flow..?? You get-what-I-mean-mean-what-I-say-you-know?!"

"You'll get the two of us in trouble.."

You and Kuki try to get Itto out of trouble whenever he did something very very unwise..

Since you're one of the few who can cook, you always prepare lunch instead of STEALING.  H M.

You have a habit of poking his beefy chest when talking, lecturing or teasing him..  But it's just as if he doesn't feel ANYTHING, or he just doesn't mind.

After lunch, Itto would most likely excuse himself to hang out with you alone.. Telling the rest of the men + Kuki that the two of you will be back later.

Itto will tell you about all his crazy plans he has in store, you just listen and shake your head in disappointment..  Not even because of the idea behind the plan, PURELY because he hasn't thought it through good enough..

"At least make sure you won't get caught.. Ugh."

Will laugh it off and wrap an arm around your shoulder

"Ah! (Y/n).. My cute little (Y/n).. You don't need to fret, I'm always careful!"

Proceeds to fail a few days later when executing the mission, you and Kuki have to bail him out of jail-

He will most likely sob about it at night, balled up and laying against you.. Apologizing for being a bad boyfriend ..

You'll comfort him like always, admitting he's an idiot.. But your idiot. :)

This will cheer him up LOADS, like INSTANTLY. So he'll turn the roles around, and now you're the one laying on his chest

Will hug you tight, like a bear hug!! And repeat to you thousands of times that he loves you.

Kaeya

Your life feels like a badly written fanfic with too much cheesiness when you're around this man..

He's so romantic- and such a tease.

The day starts with him waking up, seeing that you threw one leg over both of his, your arm over his chest and you just clinging onto his body for your dear life.. He'll just caress your cheek gently and chuckle

He'll wait till you wake up before he will start moving. Unless you will sleep till like, 12:00.. since he has his duties as a Knight of Favonius..

When you wake up, the first thing you will hear is a "Goodmorning starshine.. Hope the night treated you well~?".. Followed by a soft kiss on the forehead.

With that Kaeya will stand up, stretch and prepare himself for the day

"Hmm, are you waiting for me to come back in bed? I won't hesitate if you'd ask me for a quick round two..?"

Will leave you embarrassed- Like, always.. This man makes your heart beat like, crazy..

Will forget his lunch on purpose so that you will pass the headquarters to bring it to him, and to think this will always happen..

Whenever you straddle into the headquarters, you won't even ask your way around.. Kaeya will always be in his office,  except when he has commissions..

"Hmm, without a knock my dear (Y/n) just enters my office.. Should I be honored or..?"

You'll give him an eyeroll and hand him over his lunch.. The exact moment you are close to him, he'll pull you by the hand and make you sit on his lap

Since the door is closed, he doesn't worry about getting caught slacking off.. Or making out with you

Even if the door is open he'll quickly cover your face with kisses

Whenever he's out for a commission you'll wait for him to return, looking around in his stuff.. Since he gave you permission to do that, knowing you're curious

He'll always return when you least expect it and when your guard is at its lowest point

"Oh? You're snooping around my dear (Y/n)..? Are you searching something that reminds you of me? How cute.. Well, I'm here already.. ~"

Razor

This guy's day are decided in three things:

Sleep. Hunt. Socializing a bit.

In the morning you'll try your best to come to Wolvendom everyday, but combining your busy life being a knight and visiting him has formed a challenge for you

Whenever you do come, he'll act like a hella happy dog..

He'll lowkey be clingy and very overprotective.. Like, whenever a boar runs your way, his reflexes will immediately take you into his arms.. Or he'll kill the boar with one easy strike. But the first option is more romantic :)

Staring at the clouds and telling you what they remind him of is one of his favorite things to do in the afternoon.. And the fact that the two of you will be laying close to each other, maybe holding hands.. Or you just against his body, hugging him tight. All those small things make him appreciate his day a bit more.

He will cook for you, definitely.  If it's lunch or diner, whenever you are there.. He'll make you something delicious

On your request he adds veggies, even though he despises them..

"Green is bad.. if you eat green.. then I'll eat you."

You literally SPAT out all your food instantly, he was so confused about this tho.. Poor guy, thinking his cooking was bad..? He blamed the greens!! >:|

You actually never met his Lupical family, which saddens you. You understand that his Wolfpack could possibly be a but skeptical about humans, but.. Was that really that necessary with you being his S/O?

Will make you diner, afterwards he'll give you loads of snuggles as the two of you will lay on the soft green grass.

You will always fall asleep in his arms, and he'll carry you back to your house in Mondstadt without a struggle..

Since its late at night, nobody will actually notice him sneaking into your house through the window, walking up one floor and placing you on your bed

Will gently bump his forehead against yours, followed by an Eskimo kiss and will take his leave..

Hopes that you'll be back early again the next day~

Thoma

Most of the time he'll be found in the Kamisato residence.. Where he'll simply carry out his duties

Has asked Ayato if you could come and go whenever you felt like, and thankfully he gave you permission because you are Thoma's S/O

Ayato even offered you a place to stay in the residence.. So you and Thoma wouldn't be separated that much-

He'll wake up very early to prepare breakfast for Ayaka and Ayato.. And will always quickly surprise you with a nice breakfast in bed..

Will wake you up by kissing your face like thousands of times, when you slowly open your eyes you will always meet his puppy like gaze..

"I'll be right back at you sweetheart.."

Throughout the day you help him with his duties, because you like to take off some burden from his shoulders..  Besides, you will be done faster..

Whenever the two of you are cleaning, he'll always tease you by spraying some water on you , or bap your head gently with a feather duster..

Will occasionally take breaks to embraced you tight, covering your face with kisses and shower you with affection.

When the two of you are done, Thoma will deal with some of his business.. Fix some conflicts within the Yashiro commission and that kinda stuff. So some time you chill around with Ayaka, or you'll tag along with Thoma.

When he returns at night, the two of you prepare diner for Ayaka and yourselves, since Ayato is normally out on business matters.

Ayaka ships the two of you so bad- So she'll literally say something along "Ah! Look at the time, my brother is waiting for me.. Thank you for the meal.." to leave the two of you alone, she thinks that you really need some quality time together-

The two of you clean up the place and normally end the day with petting Taroumaru in bed.. And normally fall asleep after having a nice conversation and some cuddles.

Venti

Mornings with him are SO peaceful-

Since you own a house on your own with a balcony, Venti always makes great use of this

You'll be woken up by the sound of a lyre, wind gently blowing away the curtains towards your balcony

He'll always be found here together with his lyre, letting Mondstadt enjoy his music that ranges from 2600 years ago till now

"Ah, good morning (y/n), seems like I've woken you up once again.. What a beautiful day it is.."

The two of you will talk a bit on the balcony before heading back inside, he wont leave your side till you really say you have to go to work

Since he knows that you work for the Knights of Favonius, he'll always come and pay a visit.. Where ever you are, if you're at the headquarters or outside the city

He'll normally scare the living hell out of you by using his ultimate out of nowhere, screaming "KAZEDAA", pulling in all hilichurls and almost making your weapon fly along

"Ehe~ Did I scare you my songbird?"

You'll bonk his head a few times and shake your head fiercely before continuing your commission.

Whenever the two of you come across an apple tree, will ALWAYS grab an apple and also tries to hand one over to you.. You never know what his initiatives are to be honest.. But he just tells you he loves apples and loves to share one with you.

When the two of you return to Mondstadt, he'll drag you along to come and have a drink with him.. Which you refuse

After complaining about how unfair his life is, you'll get convinced anyways.. Well, there goes your wallet~

Will cheer up in a second and hop to the pub.. Making his presence loud and clear when he enters.. You awkwardly waving at whoever is behind the bar that night

It'll be around 2 at night when you have enough of him drinking-.. He'll be on this 37th glass and will act like he has NEVER seen you- flirting around with you as if you aren't his s/o

"Ahh, what's your name?! *hiccup*, you look fine! Just as fine as this winee.. Ehe~"

"…"

Smile through the pain~

You'll have to pay for his orders and drag him home.. He will keep on talking and talking with you, flirting with you and hug you tight till you're back home

"Eh! What's this? Will I be..-"

Gets cut off by you placing your index finger against his lips

"Enough Venti, go sleep now.."

Will drag you to bed and DEMAND cuddles, since you told him you're his s/o..

Falls asleep like a damn concrete block, like.. You cant even move till morning

Even though his drinking is like, incredibly unhealthy, you still love how cuddly and clingy he is whenever he's drunk..

Xiao

"Adepti don't sleep, sleep is for the weak.."

So, whenever you wake up, he'll be wide awake.. Staring to the land of Liyue

When he notices that you woke up already, he'll hesitate to come to you.. Like, doesn't wanna show off being 'weak', he's sure that you'll be the one that will come towards him..

HE THOUGHT. (LOL-). Whenever you're taking too long, he'll just rush towards you and stare you down.. Seeing you laying on that bed, not heading towards him.. Unacceptable.

His cheeks are flushed red, with his arms crossed he'll look you directly in the eyes

"..Morning.."

You know he'll get flustered whenever you do something spontaneously, so you'll always pull him in for a hug.. Suffocating him in embarrassment and pressing a smooch on his cheek

He'll look off to the side, ignoring your gaze for a few seconds as you stand up.

"I love you~"

… "Love you too.. Tch."

It took him quite a while to say these words to you tho, so you're always really happy when you hear them

You head off to the kitchen to prepare a meal for yourself, and make Almond Tofu for the grumpy little guy..~

Will sneak into the kitchen to see what you're up to, to check if you're not burning your hands or something.. Whenever you catch him looking out for you, he'll just respond with "… I thought there was a demon in that cabin."

His regular place is in the window sill, you'll always stand next to him eating and having a nice conversation as he eats up his Almond Tofu. By the way, he absolutely LOVES your cooking and especially your Almond Tofu.. Like, whenever you won't make it for him, he'll be pretty upset :(

He'll randomly disappear sometimes, knowing that someone probably called out his name.. You know he'll eventually return

Whenever you're in need, you'll call his name.. And he'll be there faster than the speed of lightning

"What's wrong?"

You just felt lonely :D

He'll squint a bit to you, but will eventually roll his eyes and nudge you over to him with his head. "C'mere.."

Will hug you for a bit, you never notice that there'll always be a small smile on his face.. Because the moment you let go, it'll be gone

The time never actually matters, but he'll have his struggles with the 'voices' of demons in his head. You'll always notice whenever he's frustrated or upset, so at that moment you'll drop everything and go and embrace him..

"I'm okay (y/n).. Don't.. Bother. I can figure this out on my own."

Will always be a bit stubborn if you want to calm him down, but will give in eventually

He doesn't like to show that he's actually a baby for you.. But when he has his moments, he'll completely surrender and lay on your chest as you go through his hair with your hand, telling him it's okay and that you're there for him..

It always seems like he falls asleep after a while, but when you're about to confirm by looking at his eyes, they're always half open.. Shifting towards yours and him humming softly.

".. Let me stay like this for a while longer.. If you'd like."

Zhongli

Tells you every morning how beautiful you are..

When he has time, which he certainly has actually, goes on walks with you

Would pick flowers for you when you don't notice, a handful.

Gives them to you, explaining in detail what each of them means and why they remind him of you.

When the two of you return to Liyue Harbor, he'll always tell you a bit more about the history of the city and about the Archon War

Will answer literally any of your questions, no question is weird.. Well, you know your boundaries.

Doesn't mind if you hold his arm, he actually loves guiding you through the city like this..

Sometimes the two of you will visit a restaurant, on Tartaglia's costs- But most of the time you try and pay it yourself..

First glass will always be Osmanthus wine

Even though the one's who he shares the memories with aren't present, he has decided he would create new memories with you

You drop him by the Funeral Parlor after, because business calls :')

When he comes home late, you're probably asleep already

If not, you will calmy approach him and hug him tightly as if you haven't seen him for ages

Observing your movements, he always knows that you're tired on such moments.. So, like the gentleman he is, he will pick you up and carry you to bed where the two of you will cuddle for a while and fall asleep...

[micheya]

Reader who's a solid middle between smart and idiot

Part one: with the idiots

mentions of: Noelle, Zhongli, Itto (separate interactions)

No mention of pronouns

Part 2 coming soon: Diluc, Kaeya, Probs more

i beg, even if you have to make a side blog to not tarnish your main blog. please reblog, they count more for something than the hearts in the algorithm

Summary: the reader being bang in the middle of the idiot of the smart people and the smart of the idiots.

With the idiots it's a case of "I have to protect them with my life-"

But no:

"Oh my gosh NOELLE STOP THAT'S NOT WH-"

In Mondstadt when Noelle is overworking herself for others completely misinterpreting a request and maybe about to do something crazy.

.......

"And where do you think you're going in the dead of night?"

There is no way she was travelling Liyue again for a mere bracelet supposedly woven by the Geo Archon himself. You're sure the person was just exaggerating, hoping Noelle would bring a replacement in place of the usual delivery service.

"I was hoping I would bring it in time for her birthday, Mary said-"

"Mary lied. Her birthday isn't tomorrow, and I've done my research. At most it was simply a shop collectable. Nothing to do with Rex Lapis." you sighed at the sight of her posture wilting a small stuttered 'O-oh' leaving her lips.

"I told her no. She's going to order and wait the normal delivery time. You're busy tomorrow anyways, so go to bed right now."

"But-" you didn't spare a word and instead blankly stared at her, your eyes squinting ever so slightly, your resolve unmoving. She didn't dare refute anymore, seeing your side and reluctantly letting out a dejected ok, before heading to her dorm.

She hadn't realised how exhausted she was until she lay down and almost instantly passed out.

__

Then there's:

"Zhongli. Put. it. down."

In the nation of commerce and contracts, Liyue, being the creator of the worldwide accepted currency you'd think he'd understand the importance it held when making such expensive purchases.

There are many moments like this in which you have to be quick to grip his wrist before he picks up an object. And in many of these moments there's a quiet wrestle. It's clear he's the stronger one but it's about the mental block of the purchase. It's exactly why both you and him seem to settle in a stalemate; like an arm wrestle with no victor.

"No one is paying for this. Don't you dare."

you both paid no mind to each other's eyes. instead your gazes were left on the two contesting hands.

"It is-"

"I don't care what it is, as far as I'm concerned I'm the one paying. Even if you did so happen to remember your wallet, out of good conscience I couldn't let you squander yet again."

"Please understand that-"

"I will run away if you try to make the purchase."

Zhongli closed his eyes in thought, you did once threaten to never go shopping with him again, and he has yet to completely pay you back for the last purchases, though he was making steady progress with it.

"Mmm." He gave in settling it down, in the corner of his eye watching your stern expression soften in relief. "My apologies, I'll just request this item be reserved for a future purchase."

"Zhongli..." you groaned.

"Please understand that this item is..." and as intelligent as this man was, you thought as you both walked out of the store (with him rambling yet again), sometimes he flabbergasted you with the lack of wisdom he had when it came to shopping.

Or maybe it was just a lack of self control.

__

And more:

"-ITTO DON'T EAT THAT-"

of course in Inazuma when your one and oni best buddy is feeling a bit peckish due to a lack of snacks. He's been on yet another losing streak with his onikabuto battles and has done nothing but whine about it that day you were traversing Inazuma with the traveller.

You don't know what sort of mushroom he picked up, but it didn't look like the usual, you and the traveller would cook for dinner.

But why should that matter, he's the great arataki , numero uno, Itto. This silly little thing should pose no trouble to his 'Stomach of steel'.

Well...

"Boss, why on earth would you eat such a thing despite their warnings?" your call to kuki shinobu was responded to quick, as she made no trouble of meeting you in the hospital room where Itto lay.

"Huh...Sh-shinobu? Why- Why's your neck all loopy?" you cringe at his reactions to whatever hallucination he was going through.

"You're the one that's loopy." Shinobu and you mutter together. The two of you locked eyes before shaking your heads and sighing.

but if it's the other way around, I'm the one walking into walls, forgetting things constantly and having things click a little bit late.

You feel you sighed a lot when around him.

Just noticed how all of them are Geo users...Huh.

[outivv]

hii how r u? i hope ur doing well :) this is probably a "self-indulgent" request but i'm certainㅡ if not a few people have huge appetite ! i sometimes get negative comments about my huge appetite so yeah ;-; anyways may i ask for kaeya, ei, zhongli, tohma, yae, beidou, dainsleif, xiao, xiangling and diluc (as always u can add some more characters as well!) with a s/o who have a huge appetite? thats all and have a great day/night to u !! <3

Synopsis: s/o with a huge appetite

Warnings: none!

Game/ fandom: genshin impact

Characters: kaeya , ei, zhongli, thoma, yae, beidou, Dainsleif, xiao, xiangling, and Diluc

Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned

A/n: hello I’m so sorry I feel like this has been in my request box for a while! But!!! I really hope you enjoy especially since I think there was a wait! Take care of yourself! <3

Kaeya:

Brings you to angels share quite often cause he can’t cook.

Kaeya is basically “literally eat anything you want I don’t care, break my wallet for all I care.” Without saying that. Kaeya is a knight he has a fair paycheck so you’ll never actually break his wallet, but you do eat out a fair amount so…

Ei:

She’ll eat her deserts as you enjoy whatever you’re eating.

If you know how to cook then whenever you make food for yourself please make her some sort of desert. Doesn’t matter if it’s ice cream in a bowl she just wants something too cause then you can enjoy your food together :D

Anytime you want food you’ll have it she doesn’t care if it’s 4 am she’ll get someone to get you ingredients if you prefer to make food yourself or some sort of dish that’s fairly filling.

Zhongli:

Makes you food!!!

The only downside is that it takes like… three hours to cook.

Worth it though it’s really filling, and absolutely delicious!

Will sip his tea as you eat making conversation and telling stories. Very relaxing, especially on a rainy day.

Thoma:

I don’t care he can cook and even if he somehow burns it, it’ll taste like it’s a gift from an archon themself.

Seriously though, his food is very very filling too. It could be a lettuce leaf and after a bite you’re just like “nope… can’t do it.”

He’s really happy that you seem to like his good so it’s a win win!

Yae:

Teases you a little but it’s funny because then… she’ll hand you a plate/ bowl of your favorite food

She cares about you so if you ever feel insecure she won’t tease you, and just hand you a plate/ bowl of your favorite food with a kiss on the cheek and a loving smile saying, “eat.” God I love her

Beidou:

Beidou will make you food but if you don’t like spicy food… ehh.. then she doesn’t know what to do cause that’s all she cooks :’)

Like yea she’ll hand you some food and say “eat” but unlike yae she’ll talk for hours even after you’re done eating

Dainsleif:

Dainsleif has… a very small appetite and can’t cook… well.

I mean he’s a traveler he either stops at taverns or will carry rations with him that are easy to eat.

So… he’ll make you food if you’re desperate but make sure you’re desperate because he’s very unsure about his cooking capabilities

He’ll learn for you though :D

He just wants you to be fed and enjoy food that he’s made!

Xiao:

“How can you eat that” he’ll say judging you as you eat… basically anything other than almond tofu

Can’t cook. Don’t expect him to. You’re on your own.

Will stand there watching you cook your own food.

And will continue to stay by you as you eat your food. It’s odd not even gonna lie, but it’s comfortable as well.

Xiangling:

Oh god

You’ll never be hungry

She’ll also test her… new dishes on you. Which if you’re not a fan of slime then hohoho boy… you won’t have a gun time.

But her food is typically good! Even if you don’t like slime! Always make you perfect food she loves seeing you happy :>

Diluc:

If it’s in his power he’ll get you whatever you want

Makes food for you all the time. He knows how to cook, and he knows how to cook well

Really enjoys cooking plus knows you have a large appetite so it’s a win win for everyone!

Likes watching your face light up in happiness when you eat his food. Makes him feel all warm and appreciated :)

[explicitred]

Zhongli Swimming/Pool - (Male Headcanons)

Zhongli Swimming/Pool Headcanons - (Male Reader)

Childe’s Swimming Date: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/667663759802793984/childe-swimmingpool-headcanons-male-reader

Xiao’s Swimming Date: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/667844958852726784/xiao-swimmingpool-headcanons-male-reader

Albedo’s Swimming Date: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/668026149456183296/albedo-swimmingheadcanons-male-reader

Scaramouche’s Swimming Date: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/668116744078032896/scaramouche-swimmingpool-headcanons-male

Hmmm... Going on a swimming date with a gentleman? We already know Zhongli will be extra as always and buy lots of stuff for his beloved to enjoy... (rip Childe’s wallet because he's GOING BANKRUPT STARTING NOW)

Childe sighed as he noticed his bank account money. Zhongli had used ALL his wealth in a day, and he had way more than 1B before!

And what for anyway? I suppose he would have to go ask the question himself.

Childe then immediately grinned as he noticed you walk into the Northland Bank.

To be honest, you weren't here at the bank for anything. You had to check up with Ekaterina, the woman who was a part of the Fatui like Childe. But instead of a Fatui Harbinger, she worked for managing the money in the bank. Or, I suppose to receptionist.

“Hello, comrade! What are you doing here? It's been too long for my liking since we last met.” Childe said, delighted to see you.

“Hello, Childe. I am merely here for a checkup with Ekaterina.” You greeted him, and then turned your head to Ekaterina, and then nodded.

“Ah! I knew that you were going to meet up with me sometime later, but I didn't expect it to be so soon sir... Anyways, welcome sir! I'm so happy to see you here!” Ekaterina smiled as she welcomed you.

“Yes, yes, very delighted to see you both too. I have a planned schedule for today, so I hope we can hurry this. That is, if it is not troublesome for you, Ekaterina.”

After you both chatted about issues and matters that were minor...

Childe pouted for who knows, the 100th time?

The 11th Harbinger’s pout then turned into a smile. You were finally done talking with Ekaterina.

“Soo~ Comrade, what schedule has you so busy?” He came near you and looked at you from your right shoulder.

“An event that is none of your business, Childe.”

“Aww, how mean :c” He sighed dramatically.

“I’ll be taking my leave now. Farewell, Eka and Childe.”

“Bye, sir!”

“Bye comrade!”

You walked out and hurried down the steps. You didn't want to be late.

Childe then thought out loud to himself, “Hmm... I wonder what could've made Darling so rushed.”

“I would like to give out my thoughts, sir. If you would allow it.”

“Speak.”

“Perhaps the strongest harbinger is going on a date? Who knows...” Ekaterina said bitterly, with a hint of jealousy.

-Zhongli is so extra with everything- fancy lights, fancy food, fancy EVERYTHING

-Rest assured, any type of food you want? You will have it instantly because it's already there.

-Of course, being the gentleman he is. He will hold your hand and help you get down in the pool; whether you can do it yourself or not.

-There will be absolutely no splashing water from him to you. Unless you propose a water-splashing fight ☺️

-Oh and he has already planned everything, to the beginning, end, and aftermath. This was how excited he was for the date 🥺🥰❤️

-And how would Zhongli feel about being hand-fed from you? (clean hands ofc)

-y e s

-you are his damn fantasies

-So he would be delighted to be hand-fed by you 🥰

-He still doesn't get what these little “interactions” are for, but he will try them with you if you suggest it

-When you come up to the surface of the water, your hair is bound to get all over your face

-So being THE Zhongli he will gently get the hair out of your face

-Anyways- but just expect him to be the most extremely extra-extra guy you have ever seen (not to mention polite) during this date lol 😅😗

“Oh- Dear, you have some hair covering your face. Allow me to help you.”

-Zhongli enjoys your company a lot, so you will hear him ramble a lot about random stuff while you both swim or relax

“Osmanthus wine tastes...”

-When you both relax and are not swimming, you and Zhongli are usually sitting near the pool while enjoying some light-snacks

-This is when Zhongli feels the want of feeding you (no hands). Just something he thought of all of a sudden from the “little interactions” that humans do; which he still has no idea for what they could mean.

“Ah, darling. Would you mind if I fed you myself? Of course, if you are not comfortable with it you do not have to go along with it.”

Zhongli used the chopsticks in his hands and swiftly took a random light snack he had seen you glancing at multiple times.

You opened your mouth slightly as he put the snack in your mouth.

-Zhongli tries to see what you like and whatnot for future references for later dates.

-So when you ate that specific snack, he noted it in his mind

At the end of the date, you both would be chatting with some tea at your house.

Your house in Liyue was extremely elegant and cozy, fit for a king.

“You’re quite pleasant to be with, Y/N.”

“Oh, why thank you. You are pleasant to be with and chat to-”

The door suddenly was kicked down by none other than Childe.

Childe was wearing a “happy” expression. But you both could see that he was incredibly annoyed.

You sighed as Childe began to drag Zhongli out of your house.

“I don't care what he says... Whether he is loaded and that it won't make a dent in his wallet or not, I will have him pay for the damages.”

Childe overheard what you said just then, and stiffened.

“You know what- I still will get revenge but I CANNOT DAMAGE MY WALLET FURTHER!!!!”

He sulked as he remembered that Zhongli used up all his money, and not to mention the fact that Zhongli had a date with Y/N secretly.

It just added more fuel to the flame towards Zhongli.

Bonus:

You inwardly sighed again, as you patted Childe’s back in awkward comfort.

“I’m a harbinger anyway, it wouldn't matter if I paid or not.”

Childe then hugged you suddenly and sulked while pouting.

You accepted the hug and wrapped your arms around his waist.

“Comrade, it would make me very happy if you could hang out with me for the next week? If you have the week-break, of course.”

“I don't have any duties to do during the next week. I'm guessing the Tsaritsa gave you a break that lasted for a week too? And yes, sure.”

Zhongli stood awkwardly looking at you both.

Childe sneaked a glance at him and slyly smirked as his sulking face disappeared.